Pre-emptive Homeless Battle: Link (Smash Bros.) vs King Dedede (Smash Bros.)
Let's get this over with.
- 1 Link (Smash Bros)
- 1.1 Standard Moves
- 1.2 Special Moves
- 2 King Dedede
- 2.1 Standard Moves
- 2.2 Special Moves
- 3 Voting System/Notes
- 4 Battle
- 5 Final Verdict
Neutral Attack: A diagonal sword slash followed by a horizontal slash, with a lunging stab finisher
Dash Attack: Performs a leaping dash downwards slash.
Forward Tilt: An overhand sword swing.
Up Tilt: A half moon slice above his head.
Down Tilt: A swipe across the floor with his sword.
Forward Smash: A lunge forward with a sword swing in front of him.
Up Smash: Three half moon swings above his head.
Down Smash: A floor slash behind and in front of him.
Neutral Aerial: Thrusts his leg forward.
Forward Aerial: Swings his sword twice while spinning.
Back Aerial: A double kick behind.
Up Aerial…
What Monsters Fear: Nick Burkhardt vs Kaulder
We've all heard tales of monsters, malevolent creatures that exist only to prey on humanity and cause strife and misery in their pursuit of this goal. They are often used as warnings and threats not to take certain actions or otherwise the monster under the bed will get you. But if these monsters do exist surely they have their own monster? A being which mommy and daddy monsters can use to scare their monster children into behaving. A boogieman to the boogieman if you will. Well in today's battle we have a contest between two warriors who are this exact thing; the one that the monsters fear. So when these two slayers of the supernatural meet each other on the field of battle who will best adapt to having to face their own kind? And who wi…
Battle of the Season: October - December 2023
It is that time again, Battle of the Season. Users get one week (or longer if needed) to nominate their favourite battles that were written between October and December 2023. Good luck everyone!
- A battle needs three nominations to be eligible for the final poll.
- Users can't nominate their own battles.
- Users can't nominate more than three battles.
- After the time is up a poll will be posted where users can rank their picks for Battle of the Season.
Click here to see a list of eligible battles. Please note that the eligible battles are the ones separated by a line at the bottom of the blog because I'm too lazy to create two separate ones.
Tarzan vs Allan Quartermain (by Jon memeing)
Parzival vs Guy (by Jon meming)
Orcs vs Bandits (by Rare Female Onli…
BOTY 2023 Candidates
To make the process of nominating for BOTY easier for Users I'm going to be listing every battle sim eligible for the end of year Awards in this blog post as a sort of Written Battle Hub if you will. I've tried to get every battle I can but if I have missed any then feel free to remind me of them in the comments below.
Blaidd vs Siegfried (by Leolab)
Red Unit vs Korean People's Army Special Operation Force (by EDMUND456)
Saber vs Sonic (by Appelmonkey)
Janissary vs Redcoats (by Ffejgao)
Bruno Bucciarati vs King (by Lunathemoon123)
Celt vs Spartan (by Ffejgao)
GLA Mercenaries vs M-Squadron (by EDMUND456)
Blitzwing vs F-4 Phantom (by EDMUND456)
FBI SWAT vs KVA (by EDMUND456)
You Check In But You Don't Check Out (by BeastMan14)
Duncan Idaho vs Din Djari…
Annual Deadliest Fiction Award 2023
- 1 Rules
- 2 Awards
- 2.1 Battle Awards
- 2.1.1 Ancient Battle of the Year
- 2.1.2 Modern Battle of the Year
- 2.1.3 Fantasy Battle of the Year
- 2.1.4 Best Sci-fi Battle
- 2.1.5 Battle of the Year
- 2.2 Eligible Battles
- 2.3 User Awards
- 2.3.1 Most Creative User of the Year
- 2.3.2 Editor of the Year
- 2.3.3 New User of the Year
- 2.3.4 Voter of the Year
- 2.3.5 Author of the Year
- 2.1 Battle Awards
- Voters cannot self-nominate.
- Only a maximum of three battles or other users can be nominated per category.
- A battle or user needs at least three votes to be placed on the ballot.
- No ballot stuffing. Users that do so will receive a temporary ban.
- Only written battles are eligible for nomination.
- Battle must be written in 2022.
- A battle that is published before, but finished in 2022 is eligible for awards.
- Debates in the comme…