German Nazis vs. Japanese Imperial Army
Okay, my son has made a video on Deadliest Warrior, remember? (If not, look here: http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:The_Deadliest_Warrior/My_sons%27s_very_first_Deadliest_Warrior_vid.)
Anyway, he's excited about your positive reactions so he is making a tournament of his own with battle videos at the end. SO without further ado:
The Nazi Waffen SS: Evil and cruel soldiers who harassed Europe during World War II
The Japanese Imperial Army: Japan's sneaky guerilla fighters who were the terrors of the jungle in the second World War! WHO IS DEADLIEST?
(I know the outcome of this battle is veerry predictable {Nazis vs. Viet Cong anyone?} but just go along with this for my son, please!)
The Nazis launch their deadly assault with:
WHO IS DEA…
Fionn MacCumhail vs. King Arthur
Fionn MacCumhail: The legendary Irish warrior who led the fabled Warriors of Fianna on quests for glory and fame!
King Arthur: The British king of myth and legend who led the Knights of the Round Table in equally daring and dangerous battles! WHO IS DEADLIEST?
MY EDGES:
Mac an Lúin vs. Excalibur: Both are exceptional weapons, blessed with magic powers and fearsome in the hands of their owners. EDGE: EVEN
Throwing Spear vs. Lance: Although the Spear can be deflected by Arthur's armor, it never misses its mark, giving it higher potential than the lance. EDGE: FIONN MACCUMHAIL
Long-Bow vs. Crossbow: I doubt the Long-Bow could penetrate Arthur's armor, while the stopping power of the crossbow will almost definitely kill Fionn if aimed in the proper spot…
Dr. Moreau's Monsters vs. The Gremlins
Dr. Moreau's Monsters: Fierce half-animal, half-beast abberrations who viciously attack any human man in sight!
The Gremlins: Evil and devious litttle devils who love to play a good prank... even if it means murder! WHO IS DEADLIEST?
Wow... I am wrong again. I though size would win it for the Moreau Animals (like the Uruk-Hai did). I tough even though the Gremlins were smarter than the Moreau Animals, the Moreau's monster's brutality would win it over the smarter, better weapon-ized (is that even a word?) opponents (like the Uruk-Hai vs. Ape-Men battle). It seems I was wrong. It was the Gremlins intelligence (and not the TNT) that won this match for them. Oh well. Good job, Dr. Moreau's Team, and better luck next time!
Ape-Men vs. Uruk-Hai
The Ape-Men: Ruthless, barbaric gorillas led by cruel General Thade who rule the powerless humans with an iron fist! The Uruk-Hai: The brutal creations of the Dark wizard Saruman! WHO IS DEADLIEST?
In a 5-vs-5 man squad, who would win?
MY EDGES:
Hand Scythe vs. Square Sword: The Square Sword has a longer reach and can block as well as attack. EDGE: URUK-HAI
Spear vs. Pike: Once again, the pike has longer reach, but the spear can be thrown and offers more manuverability. However, I think the fact that the pike was designed for foot soldiers (and the uruk-Hai are foot soldiers) will get this more kills. EDGE: URUK-HAI
Hunting Rifle vs. Pistol: The Hunting Rifle is more accurate and has a better range. EDGE: APE-MEN
Flaming Arrows vs Land Mine: The Land Min…
Medellin Cartel vs Viet Cong
The Medellin Drug Cartel: Colombia's killer drug lords who built the world's largest cocaine empire!
The Viet Cong: The ragtag guerilla force that took the US military head-on and won the Vietnam War! WHO IS DEADLIEST?
My Edges (this will not change the outcome of the battle, it is merely my opinion):
Colt Pistol vs. TT-33 Pistol: The TT-33 has a faster bullet velocity, a slightly larger clip, and that in my mind gives it the EDGE! over its otherwise identical counterpart.
EDGE: Viet Cong!
Dual-Uzis vs. MAT-49 Submachine Gun: Yes, while the MAT-49 does have a longer range and (I believe) a faster rate of fire, the Uzis are concealable, very quiet, and ... well, "Dual" means "two of them"! This overshadows the MAT-49's above advantages, giving the Dual-U…