Jonah Hex: Fast gunslinging hero of the old west.
Shipwreck: G.I. Joe's underwater expert and former Navy SEAL.
WHO IS DEADLIEST?!
| Jonah Hex | weapon |
| close range |
Bowie Knife |
| mid range |
Dual Colt Single Action Army Revolvers |
| long range |
Winchester rifle |
| special |
Maxim machine gun |
| Shipwreck | weapon |
| close range |
Kabar Knife |
| mid range |
SIG Sauer P226 |
| long range |
M14 Rifle |
| special |
M2 Browning machine gun |
Bowie Knife
Dual Colt Single Action Army
Winchester
Maxim Machine gun
Kabar
SIG Sauer P226
M14
Browning machine gun
Battle[]
Shipwreck is walking across an old western town, to check for Cobra activity. Unaware to him, Jonah Hex is watching him and is pushing his Maxim machine gun toward Shipwreck. He then fires the machine gun. Shipwreck notices this though, and quickly takes cover behind a cart. He grabs a M2 Browning machine gun he left there earlier and fires back. During the firefight, Shipwreck gets an idea and fires at the salon Hex's machine gun is at. The salon falls apart and part of the debris falls on Hex. Not sure if his oppenent is dead or not, Shipwreck grabs his M14 rifle and walks toward a safe distance. Meanwhile, Hex emerges from the rubble, bareley unscaved. Hex grabs a Winchester Rifle and looks for Shipwreck. He spots Shipwreck and fires his rifle, and manages to hit Shipwreck's arm. Shipwreck fires back and hits Jonah Hex in his side. Hex decides to discard his rifle and pulls out two Colt Peacemakers. He fires back at Shipwreck, who hides behind the cart. Shipwreck pops out of the cart and tries to fire his rifle, but he sees that he's out of bullets. He pulls out his SIG Sauer P226. He fires back at Hex, who hides in a nearby shack. Shipwreck enters the shack, but doesn't see Hex. Suddenly, Something hits his hand and he drops the pistol, grabbing his hand in pain. Hex pops out of a closet, and says "Reach for the sky, Partner." Shipwreck raises his hands, ready to take a bullet. Hex smiles and pulls the revolver's trigger, but he finds he's out of bullets. Shipwreck wastes no time, and elbows Jonah Hex in the stomach. Shipwreck pulls out his Kabar Knife, while Hex pulls out a Bowie knife. Hex uses the knife fighting skills he learned from the Apache tribe to his advantage, and scratches Shipwreck across his side with the Bowie Knife. He lands in two lucky hits, but on the third try, Shipwreck manages to counter the strike by stabbing Hex in the leg. Shipwreck grabs his pistol and shoots Hex a couple of times in his scarred face, until the cowboy slumps over dead. Shipwreck pulls out a communicator and says, "Duke, you are not going to believe what just happened to me".