Early Brogust 2023: Teachussy vs Gothussy
Because what's more brolike than introducing new R34 targets?
Sara Valestein, also known as the Purple Lightning, is a 27-year-old A-Rank Bracer. She lost her parents at a young age due to the effects of the North Ambrian Disaster, where a majority of the state of North Ambria was turned into salt. She was taken in by Colonel Valestein of the North Ambrian army, which was later reconstituted into a jaeger corps - essentially Zemuria's name for a unified mercenary corps - known as the Northern Jaegers.
Sara, idealizing her adoptive father, joined the Junior Jaeger Squad at the age of ten. Three years later, she was considered fit to join the main corps. She quickly earned the epithet "Purple Lightning" for her skill and abilities, and by the …
Estelle Bright & Joshua Bright vs Alphen & Shionne Imeris
Is this more thematically a Valentine's Day battle? Sure. But Valentine's Day is a shit holiday, so it's here now.
Estelle Bright is a high-ranking Bracer operating throughout the continent of Zemuria. She is the biological daughter of Cassius Bright, and when she was eleven became the adoptive sister of Joshua Bright. She was six during the Hundred Days War, when the neighboring state of Erebonia invaded her home nation of Liberl. While her father masterminded the defense of the country, her mother died shielding her from an Erebonian bombardment. Her father then quit the Army and joined the Bracers, adopting Joshua five years later. Sensing her new brother's depression, Estelle relentlessly tried to cheer him up. She succeeded, capturing …
Clusterfuck Royale
3-1:Matt was on the offensive for all his conflicts, and was able to succeed in most of them thanks to his ability to manipulate and shift the field of battle to his favor by changing where it’s fought. His one failure is thanks to Nayuta’s bonds being stronger than his ability to seduce teenage boys.
Edna (Tales of Zesteria) vs Ryne (Final Fantasy XIV)
This will likely not be written for a while, since I'm not sure what I want the general plot of the sim to be. I'm mostly posting this so that they can be taken off the reserved list.
Edna was born of the earthpulse, like most Seraphim. She met Eizen soon after gaining consciousness, and the two felt a familial connection to each other. This is rare amongst Seraphim, but the two quickly bonded as siblings, until Eizen's Reaper's Curse manifested. The two are forced to part, and Edna lives on her mountain, the Rayflake Spiritcrest, staying away from humans as they enslaved her kind. Eizen would send her gifts, though he only returned to the mountain after he became a dragon.
Edna tried to stop her brother from slaughtering people, though to l…
We Have Guts vs Nightmare At Home
My first non-DHRI 1-v-1 since 2019.
My first non-DHRI, non-meme 1-v-1 since 2017.
And I'm using it to troll Laq.
- 1 Nighmare At Home
- 2 Guts At Home
- 3 Voting
- 4 Battle
Blaidd is the shadow of Ranni the Witch, a being created to both be her loyal retainer and keep her in line should she decide to rebel against the Greater Will. He served her for years, growing close enough to be like siblings. He assisted Ranni in the Night of the Black Knives, where she orchestrated the death of her body and survival of her soul. He continues to serve loyally alongside her war counciler, Iji, and the mage Selvius.
Eventually, a Tarnished warrior enters her service, and Blaidd teams up with them to find the lost city of Nokron. In doing so, they are forced to confront and…