"But why? Why would you do that?" Gungan vs Tusken Raider
The Tusken Raiders, guerilla fighters of the desert planet of Tatooine who ruthlessly launch attacks against the colonizing alien races!
The Gungan Warriors, amphibious pitiful sonsobitches natives of Naboo who's combined might struck back against the Trade Federation, inspiring many other worlds to take up arms!
WHO. IS. DEADLIEST!?
-This will be a 20 on 20 battle set in an open grasssland on Naboo.
-Votes haev to be made in an edge format or be at least one paragraph long to be counted. I retain all rights to decide not to count a vote.
-Voting probably ends on the 26th of December, but I may decide to extend or shorten the voting period.
All bend to the Law: Shinsengumi vs Texas Rangers
Since it seems like I'm gonna be taking forever to finish writing Aterui vs Fritigern, might as well get this battle on.
"At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst." - Aristotle
Men only sleep at night because others are awake to look after their vulnerable necks. Only thanks to those who seek out the evildoers and make the law be heard do we rise above the beasts that surround us. Without the law, without the lawbringers, we would surely descend into barbarism, anarchy, chaos. The law is made so it is respected and followed, those who go against it must pay with their blood, whether they want it or not. Today, we take the East and the West's most reknowned collectors of blood into the ri…
Barbarians made Kings: Aterui vs Fritigern
"Barbarians". The word used to describe all who look unfamiliar to us. Those who we look down upon and who we have stomped on for centuries. Those who we call "savages", "brutes" and "uncivilized". These two men would not stand against such injury, against them and against their people. Today, I bring you two of history's greatest Barbarian rebel leaders of the 4th century, to have you behold the fury of these people and the might that made the greatest empires tremble!
ATERUI, the Emishi warlord who lead the people of Tohoku against the Yamato dynasty and built what would later become the foundation of the famous Samurai!
FRITIGERN, the Gothic leader who's incursions into Roman territory and victory in the Roman-Gothic war began the long ma…
Deadliest Warrior Finale: R.E.O Speedwagon vs Shaggy Rogers
I definitely did not expect this to be my season premiere, but why not, eh? It's 1rst of April (2nd but fuck you space-time, Kazanshin is superior to you), which means Jokes time! (Quick, in character!)
Death. Destruction. War. These are the words that come to one's mind when one thinks of power. Those who have mastered these have always dominated all those around them, be it the Roman Empire, the Han Dynasty or the almighty Kingdom of Maoriland. Today, however, we're summoning the two most powerful beings to have ever existed (yes they existed, they're real) and pitting them against each other in a clash that just might shatter all of reality. Are we ready to answer this question? Maybe not. Do we want to answer it? Not a question, this is…
火山神の神聖な冒険: Season 1: Deadliest blood
I've lately been taking a break from making battles, something I hate myself for. While staying around and casting a few votes here and there, I haven't made a single battle in a few months. This sudden stop's blame can be put on several things, such as highschool, highschool, highschool, and highschool. However, with my project about reintroducing Canis lupus hodophilax back in the land of the rising sun over, I can finally use some of my time that I was using to write a fleshed out scientific report about the economic status of Japan's agricultural community and the place of one of Japan's most venerated divine animals in its culture to write about fictional battles between long-dead people from across the world stabbing each other with …