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my name is CAPTAIN THOMAS "THE ADONIST" HlTLER Esq. XI

Hey Yo, my name is "MACHO MAN" CAPTAIN THOMAS "THE ADONIST" HITLER Esq. XI, aka LordStaypuffed95, and I am a semi-retired peice of shit. I like to consider myself a weapons expert, this is because I actually know what the fuck i'm talking about (I 100% FUCKING HATE people who say they are "experts" just because they plays Call uf Dooty or the Halos fuck those people bunch of tutti frooty ignorant motherfucks SEND THEM TO THE GAS CHAMER OPPA AUSCHWITZ STYLE [tips fedora] BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!) This hobby I have for Tthis kind of shit led me to watch some superfly dynamic shit called Deadliest Warrior, then the show got shitty and was gone. Now I on occasion do shit on this wiki because I have no life and nothing better to do so...........

GET HYPED FUCKERS >>>>>>>> #DealWithIt #ILikeBBWs #BeholdTheNewOfficialKingOfYOLOSWAG

Me, in a younger day. that fucking spray tan lasted a month

Story of my fucking worthless life. #DealWithIt












Awards

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DA MACHO BOX of MACHO CAT SHIT

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World War Warrior

Semi-Automatic Rifle

M1 Garand

Bolt-Action Rifle

M1903A3 Springfield

Sniper Rifle

M1C

Submachine Gun

M1928A1 Thompson

Shotgun

Remington Model 11 Riot Gun

Machine Gun

M1919A6 Browning 

Pistol

M1917 Revolver

Special Weapon

ROKS-3

Melee

KA-BAR

Explosives

Model 24

Cold War Warrior

Semi-Auto Rifle

M1 Garand

Selective Fire Rifle

M16A1

Sniper Rifle

M1C

Submachine Gun

Uzi

Shotgun

Remington 1100

Machine Gun

M1919A6 Browning

Pistol

Inglis Hi-Power

Special Weapon

LPO-50

Melee

KA-BAR

Explosives

M67

Old American West Warrior

Rifle

Winchester Model 1894

Shotgun

Winchester Model 1887

Pistol

Colt M1889

Special Weapon

Colt M1883 Gatling Gun

Melee

Arkansas Toothpick

Percussion Era Warrior

Rifle

Harmonica Rifle

Pistol

LeMat Revolver

Artillery

Agar Gun

Special Weapon

Ketchum Hand Grenade

Melee

M1860 Light Cavalry Saber

Flintlock Era Warrior

Rifle

Pennsylvania Long Rifle

Pistol

Three Barreled Flintlock Pistol

Artillery

12 Pound Cannon

Special Weapons

Flintlock Musketoon

Melee

Briquet Saber

Early Gun Warrior

Longarm

Spanish Harquebus

Pistol

Wheelock Pistol

Polearm

Yari

Special Weapon

Mechanical Landmine

Melee

Talwar

Ancient Warrior

Sword

Falchion

Blunt Weapon

Warhammer

Polearm

Spetum

Long Range

Windlass Crossbow

Special Weapon

Roman Scissor

Shield

Targe

Armor

Steel Lamellar Armor

Elder Scrolls Warrior - Orc

One Handed 1

Goldbrand

One Handed 2

Windshear

Two Handed

Nerveshatter

Long Range

Enhanced Dwarven Crossbow

Staff

Apotheosis 

Shield

Spellbreaker

Spell

Chain Lightning

Vote Quotes down ya throats

I started to keep track of my vote openings because some people used to find them amusing. but no one cares now so here you go. #YOLOSWAG


1.) "finger lickin' good (but not boneless) EDGES!!!!"

2.) "I spray myself in the eyes with furniture polish because it gives me knowledge"

3.) "I wrap my toes in duct tape to keep them from getting away"

4.) "What the fuck happened to that guy's face?" (Refering to Red Skull)

5.) "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" (Refering to S.W.A.T. VS. G.I.G.N., quoting the Inner Circle song Bad Boys)

6.) "I see Wings, but no Paul McCartney?" (Refering to Winged Hussars and referencing the band Paul McCartney and Wings)

7.) "MACHO MAN LORDSTAYPUFFED NINETYFIVE PRESENTS...." " 'DIS FIGHT GONNA GET MEDIEVAL" "EDGES!!!!"

8.) "MACHO MAN LORDSTAYPUFFED NIINETYFIVE PRESENTS...." "LET'S GET MACHO MEDIEVIL IN CASTLEVANIA" "EDGES!!!"

9.) "MACHO MAN LORDSTAYPUFFED NINETYFIVE PRESENTS..." "THE IKKI TASTE OF DEFEAT" " EDGES!!!!"

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