User:Lasifer

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Whoa! Unauthorized user up in my grill! — Scooter

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Greetings! I'm Lasifer, a user here on the Deadliest Fiction Wiki. I spend a lot of time on chat and working in my sandbox for future battles that I plan to cook-up. I am also the host of TheDeadliestBot here on the wiki, so you can always ask me questions about him. If you must contact me, pop a message on my talk. There are currently 0 pages in need of revamping. [[Special:Editcount/Lasifer|I have currently Special:Editcount/Lasifer edits on this wiki.]]

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I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. — Gir

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My Favorite Games and Series

• BioShock
• Fallout
• EarthBound
• Metroid
• Super Smash Bros.
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Batman: Arkham
• Mass Effect
• Portal
• Super Mario
• Wario
• Pokémon
• Animal Crossing
• No More Heroes
• Borderlands

My Favorite Movies

• A Clockwork Orange
• The Avengers
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• The Dark Knight Trilogy
• The Star Wars Trilogy
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• Pulp Fiction
• Full Metal Jacket
• No Country for Old Men
• The Devil's Rejects

My Favorite Artists and Bands

• Pink Floyd
• David Bowie
• The Rolling Stones
• Gorillaz
• The Cure
• The Who
• Metallica
• Alice in Chains

My Favorite Warriors

• Anton Chigurh
• Booker DeWitt
• Conker the Squirrel
• Corvo Attano
• Duke Nukem
• Giygas
• Ness
• Lobo
• Samus Aran
• Subject Delta
• Sweet Tooth
• Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
• The Joker (Comics)
• V

My Favorite User Quotes

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Your ***** will never go up my butt. — Sport Shouting

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I like it when they have 10 foot tall alien rapists. — Hawk on Hentai

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“

How about a magic trick?. I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. TA-DA! It's, ah, it's gone. Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it! — The Joker

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Warrior Made 1,000 edits

Soldier Made 2,500 edits

Out for Blood Made 5,000 edits

First Blood Complete 3 battles

Happy Anniversary Deadliest Fiction!

New User of the Year: 2011: Lasmoore

Happy Holidays 2012 Deadliest Fiction!

 

Fantasy Battle of the Year: 2012: Las n' EA

Battle of the Month Award

Happy Holidays 2013 Deadliest Fiction!

 

Happy 4th Anniversary Deadliest Fiction!

Modern Battle of the Year: 2014: Las n' EA

 

“

I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass! — Duke Nukem

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• 1. Shaon Khan vs Seth Shao Khan Wins

• 2. Kintaro vs Akuma Kintaro Wins

• 3. Subject Sigma vs Duke Nukem Subject Sigma Wins

• 4. Nine-Toes Gang vs Tusken Raiders Nine-Toes Gang Wins

• 5. Desperaux vs Martin the Warrior(Collab w/Richard Starkey) Martin the Warrior Wins

Month of the King Mini-Tournament

• 6. Duke Nukem vs Rambo Rambo wins

• 7. Duke Nukem vs Judge Dredd Judge Dredd wins

• 8. Duke Nukem vs Predator Predator wins

• 9. Duke Nukem vs Isaac Clarke Isaac Clarke wins

10. FINALE BATTLE: Tall Man vs. Candyman

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Death is a preferable alternative to Communism! — Liberty Prime

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Ep. 1: Premiere: Dead Island Crew vs. Left 4 Dead Gang

Ep. 2: Titans of Terror: Big Daddies vs. Super Mutants

Ep. 3: Anarchy: V vs. Deadshot

Ep. 4: Presidential Election: Abraham Lincoln vs. FDR

Ep. 5: Silly Teams: The Aquabats vs. The Power Rangers

Ep. 6: Infect-Off: The Mobs vs. The Infected

Ep. 7: Hunter vs. Hunter: Samus Aran vs. The Predator

Ep. 8:Horrifying Team Duel: Sick-Minded Slashers vs. Classic Creepers

Ep. 9: War for the Galaxy: Space Pirates vs. The Covenant

Ep. 10: Ruffians vs. Nakama: Suicide Squad vs. Straw Hat Pirates

Ep. 11: Apocalyptic Showdown:"Mad" Max Rockatansky vs. The Lone Wanderer

Ep. 12: Anniversary Battle: The Joker vs. Bane

“

Alright, fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty, fatty no parents. — Wheatley

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A collaboration season with El Alamein User_blog:El_Alamein/Slender_Man_vs._Hellboy Slender Man vs. '''Hellboy''' User_blog:El_Alamein/The_Screaming_Eagles_vs._The_Lusthog_Squad Lusthog Squad vs. '''Screaming Eagles''' User_blog:El_Alamein/Amon_Goeth_vs._Hans_Landa Amon Goeth vs. '''Hans Landa''' User_blog:Lasifer/Lobo_vs._Durge-_Hellstorm_Issue_4 '''Lobo''' vs. Durge User_blog:El_Alamein/Boris_the_Animal_vs._Doctor_Octopus '''Doctor Octopus''' vs. Boris the Animal User_blog:El_Alamein/The_Joker_Gang_vs._the_Woodbury_Army '''Joker Gang''' vs. Woodbury Army Fun Fact: Hellstorm was originally just a single collab between me and EA, being Lusthog Squad vs. Screaming Eagles, but later branched off into an entire season.

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Now, logic would denote that anyone who drinks that... is gonna get the screamin' squits! — Conker

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2014

• No Hope for Mother Earth: The Reapers vs. Giygas

• Welcome to Rapture: Booker DeWitt vs. Jack Ryan

• A Hole in the Ace - Assassin Battle Royale

• 1001 Days: Merle Dixon vs. Trevor Philips

• RED Team vs. General Grievous

• Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam

• Anton Chigurh vs. Norman Stansfield

• Corvo Attano vs. Garrett (Reboot)

• Pigmask Army vs. Cerberus (Mass Effect)

• Travis Touchdown vs. Jack Cayman

• Fox McCloud vs. Rocket Raccoon

• Bowser vs. Doctor Eggman

• Courier's Team and Lone Wanderer's Team vs. Shepard's Team (Suicide Mission)

• Ash Williams vs. Buffy Summers

• Chosen Undead vs. Dovahkiin

• Earthworm Jim vs. Invader Zim

• Pinhead vs. Spawn (Al Simmons)

More to come.

“

A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat? — Deadpool

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CLASH OF COMICS!

Heroes

TBA.

Villains

• The Riddler vs. Professor Pyg
• Ra's al Ghul vs. Shredder
• Etrigan vs. The Violator
• The Joker vs. Green Goblin
• Killer Croc vs. The Lizard
• Anton Arcane vs. Judge Death
• Prometheus vs. Baron Zemo
• Hush vs. Jigsaw
• Bizarro vs. Red Hulk
• Solomon Grundy vs. Abomination
• Deathstroke vs. Deadpool (Collab w/ Drayco)
• Scarecrow vs. Mysterio (Collab w/ Drayco)
• Two-Face vs. Hammerhead (Collab w/ Drayco)
• Deadshot vs. Bullseye (Collab w/ Thund)
• The Penguin vs. Kingpin (Collab w/ Thund)
• Sinetro vs. The Mandarin (Collab w/ Thund)
• Ocean Master vs. Attuma (Collab w/ Thund)
• Doomsday vs. Terrax (Collab w/ Thund)
• Brainiac vs. Apocalypse (Collab w/ Thund)

Smash 4 All! A tournament between Smash Bros.'s Greatest Fighters! ROUND 1! LET THE SMASHING COMMENCE!

• 1981: Mario vs. Donkey Kong
• Best Green Companion: Luigi vs. Yoshi
• Big Blues: Sonic vs. Mega Man
• Princess Rivalry: Peach vs. Zelda
• Kings of Chaos: Bowser vs. King DeDeDe
• Duel to the Death: Meta Knight vs. Marth
• Galaxy's Best: Samus vs. Fox
• Ninja Blues: Sheik vs. Greninja
• What the Fit?: R.O.B. vs. Wii Fit Trainer
• It's Magic: Robin vs. Ness
• No Divine Intervention: Link vs. Pit
• 1980: Mr. Game & Watch vs. Pac-Man
• Big Swords: Ike vs. Shulk
• Rivals cuz Reasons: Lucina vs. Captain Falcon
• Light vs. Darkness: Ganondorf vs. Palutena
• Chaos Kids: Bowser Jr. vs. Villager
• Old School Cool: Ice Climbers (Brawl) vs. Duck Hunt
• MEWTWO: MEWTWO VS. LUCARIO HOLY SHIT
• Pointlessness: Dr. Mario vs. Dark Pit

(?)- Dependent on return in SSB4. Leftovers: Little Mac, Rosalina, Diddy Kong, Charizard, Pikachu, Toon Link, Olimar More to come, not all matches are final.

The last of us are the walking dead. A collaboration series with Skully. Battles listed in chronological order.

• Woodbury Army vs. The Hunters
• The Governor vs. Joel
• The Claimers vs. Silver Lake Cannibals
• Rick Grimes vs. Joel
• Carl Grimes vs. Ellie
• The Saviors vs. The Fireflies