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Greetings! I'm Lasifer, a user here on the Deadliest Fiction Wiki. I spend a lot of time on chat and working in my sandbox for future battles that I plan to cook-up. I am also the host of TheDeadliestBot here on the wiki, so you can always ask me questions about him. If you must contact me, pop a message on my talk. There are currently 0 pages in need of revamping. [[Special:Editcount/Lasifer|I have currently Special:Editcount/Lasifer edits on this wiki.]] |
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| “ | I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.
— Gir
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My Favorite Games and Series
- BioShock
- Fallout
- EarthBound
- Metroid
- Super Smash Bros.
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- Batman: Arkham
- Mass Effect
- Portal
- Super Mario
- Wario
- Pokémon
- Animal Crossing
- No More Heroes
- Borderlands
My Favorite Movies
- A Clockwork Orange
- The Avengers
- Guardians of the Galaxy
- The Dark Knight Trilogy
- The Star Wars Trilogy
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- Pulp Fiction
- Full Metal Jacket
- No Country for Old Men
- The Devil's Rejects
My Favorite Artists and Bands
- Pink Floyd
- David Bowie
- The Rolling Stones
- Gorillaz
- The Cure
- The Who
- Metallica
- Alice in Chains
My Favorite Warriors
- Anton Chigurh
- Booker DeWitt
- Conker the Squirrel
- Corvo Attano
- Duke Nukem
- Giygas
- Ness
- Lobo
- Samus Aran
- Subject Delta
- Sweet Tooth
- Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
- The Joker (Comics)
- V
My Favorite User Quotes
| “ | Your ***** will never go up my butt.
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| “ | I like it when they have 10 foot tall alien rapists.
— Hawk on Hentai
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| “ | How about a magic trick?. I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. TA-DA! It's, ah, it's gone. Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it!
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Warrior
Made 1,000 edits |
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Soldier
Made 2,500 edits |
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Out for Blood
Made 5,000 edits |
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First Blood
Complete 3 battles |
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Happy Anniversary Deadliest Fiction! |
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New User of the Year: 2011: Lasmoore |
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Happy Holidays 2012 Deadliest Fiction! |
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Fantasy Battle of the Year: 2012: Las n' EA |
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Battle of the Month Award |
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Happy Holidays 2013 Deadliest Fiction! |
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Happy 4th Anniversary Deadliest Fiction! |
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Modern Battle of the Year: 2014: Las n' EA |
| “ | I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass!
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1. Shaon Khan vs SethShao Khan Wins
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Kintaro vs AkumaKintaro Wins
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Subject Sigma vs Duke NukemSubject Sigma Wins
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Nine-Toes Gang vs Tusken RaidersNine-Toes Gang Wins
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Desperaux vs Martin the Warrior(Collab w/Richard Starkey) Martin the Warrior Wins
Month of the King Mini-Tournament
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Duke Nukem vs RamboRambo wins
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Duke Nukem vs Judge DreddJudge Dredd wins
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Duke Nukem vs PredatorPredator wins
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Duke Nukem vs Isaac ClarkeIsaac Clarke wins
| “ | Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!
— Liberty Prime
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Ep. 1: Premiere: Dead Island Crew vs. Left 4 Dead Gang
Ep. 2: Titans of Terror: Big Daddies vs. Super Mutants
Ep. 3: Anarchy: V vs. Deadshot
Ep. 4: Presidential Election: Abraham Lincoln vs. FDR
Ep. 5: Silly Teams: The Aquabats vs. The Power Rangers
Ep. 6: Infect-Off: The Mobs vs. The Infected
Ep. 7: Hunter vs. Hunter: Samus Aran vs. The Predator
Ep. 8:Horrifying Team Duel: Sick-Minded Slashers vs. Classic Creepers
Ep. 9: War for the Galaxy: Space Pirates vs. The Covenant
Ep. 10: Ruffians vs. Nakama: Suicide Squad vs. Straw Hat Pirates
Ep. 11: Apocalyptic Showdown:"Mad" Max Rockatansky vs. The Lone Wanderer
Ep. 12: Anniversary Battle: The Joker vs. Bane
| “ | Alright, fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty, fatty no parents.
— Wheatley
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- Anton Chigurh vs. Norman Stansfield
- Pigmask Army vs. Cerberus (Mass Effect)
- Travis Touchdown vs. Jack Cayman
- Bowser vs. Doctor Eggman
- Courier's Team and Lone Wanderer's Team vs. Shepard's Team (Suicide Mission)
- Ash Williams vs. Buffy Summers
- Pinhead vs. Spawn (Al Simmons)
| “ | A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
— Deadpool
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CLASH OF COMICS!
Heroes
TBA.
Villains
- The Riddler vs. Professor Pyg
- Ra's al Ghul vs. Shredder
- Etrigan vs. The Violator
- The Joker vs. Green Goblin
- Killer Croc vs. The Lizard
- Anton Arcane vs. Judge Death
- Prometheus vs. Baron Zemo
- Hush vs. Jigsaw
- Bizarro vs. Red Hulk
- Solomon Grundy vs. Abomination
- Deathstroke vs. Deadpool (Collab w/ Drayco)
- Scarecrow vs. Mysterio (Collab w/ Drayco)
- Two-Face vs. Hammerhead (Collab w/ Drayco)
- Deadshot vs. Bullseye (Collab w/ Thund)
- The Penguin vs. Kingpin (Collab w/ Thund)
- Sinetro vs. The Mandarin (Collab w/ Thund)
- Ocean Master vs. Attuma (Collab w/ Thund)
- Doomsday vs. Terrax (Collab w/ Thund)
- Brainiac vs. Apocalypse (Collab w/ Thund)
Smash 4 All! A tournament between Smash Bros.'s Greatest Fighters!
ROUND 1! LET THE SMASHING COMMENCE!
- 1981: Mario vs. Donkey Kong
- Best Green Companion: Luigi vs. Yoshi
- Big Blues: Sonic vs. Mega Man
- Princess Rivalry: Peach vs. Zelda
- Kings of Chaos: Bowser vs. King DeDeDe
- Duel to the Death: Meta Knight vs. Marth
- Galaxy's Best: Samus vs. Fox
- Ninja Blues: Sheik vs. Greninja
- What the Fit?: R.O.B. vs. Wii Fit Trainer
- It's Magic: Robin vs. Ness
- No Divine Intervention: Link vs. Pit
- 1980: Mr. Game & Watch vs. Pac-Man
- Big Swords: Ike vs. Shulk
- Rivals cuz Reasons: Lucina vs. Captain Falcon
- Light vs. Darkness: Ganondorf vs. Palutena
- Chaos Kids: Bowser Jr. vs. Villager
- Old School Cool: Ice Climbers (Brawl) vs. Duck Hunt
- MEWTWO: MEWTWO VS. LUCARIO HOLY SHIT
- Pointlessness: Dr. Mario vs. Dark Pit
(?)- Dependent on return in SSB4.
Leftovers: Little Mac, Rosalina, Diddy Kong, Charizard, Pikachu, Toon Link, Olimar
More to come, not all matches are final.
The last of us are the walking dead.
A collaboration series with Skully. Battles listed in chronological order.
- Woodbury Army vs. The Hunters
- The Governor vs. Joel
- The Claimers vs. Silver Lake Cannibals
- Rick Grimes vs. Joel
- Carl Grimes vs. Ellie
- The Saviors vs. The Fireflies