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I'm Lasifer, a user here on the Deadliest Fiction Wiki. I spend a lot of time on chat and working in my sandbox for future battles that I plan to cook-up. I am also the host of TheDeadliestBot here on the wiki, so you can always ask me questions about him. If you must contact me, pop a message on my talk.
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I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.
— Gir

My Favorite Games and Series

  • BioShock
  • Fallout
  • EarthBound
  • Metroid
  • Super Smash Bros.
  • Conker's Bad Fur Day
  • Batman: Arkham
  • Mass Effect
  • Portal
  • Super Mario
  • Wario
  • Pokémon
  • Animal Crossing
  • No More Heroes
  • Borderlands

My Favorite Movies

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • The Avengers
  • Guardians of the Galaxy
  • The Dark Knight Trilogy
  • The Star Wars Trilogy
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Devil's Rejects

My Favorite Artists and Bands

  • Pink Floyd
  • David Bowie
  • The Rolling Stones
  • Gorillaz
  • The Cure
  • The Who
  • Metallica
  • Alice in Chains

My Favorite Warriors

My Favorite User Quotes

Your ***** will never go up my butt.
I like it when they have 10 foot tall alien rapists.
Hawk on Hentai

How about a magic trick?. I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. TA-DA! It's, ah, it's gone. Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it!
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Made 1,000 edits

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Made 2,500 edits

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Made 5,000 edits

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Complete 3 battles

Secondyear.png Happy Anniversary Deadliest Fiction!
Newuser.png New User of the Year: 2011: Lasmoore
Holiday.gif Happy Holidays 2012 Deadliest Fiction!
Fantasy.png Fantasy Battle of the Year: 2012: Las n' EA
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Holiday2.gif Happy Holidays 2013 Deadliest Fiction!
2014Award.gif Happy 4th Anniversary Deadliest Fiction!
Modern.png Modern Battle of the Year: 2014: Las n' EA

I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • 1. Shaon Khan vs Seth Shao Khan Wins
  • 2. Kintaro vs Akuma Kintaro Wins
  • 3. Subject Sigma vs Duke Nukem Subject Sigma Wins
  • 4. Nine-Toes Gang vs Tusken Raiders Nine-Toes Gang Wins
  • 5. Desperaux vs Martin the Warrior(Collab w/Richard Starkey) Martin the Warrior Wins

Month of the King Mini-Tournament

  • 6. Duke Nukem vs Rambo Rambo wins
  • 7. Duke Nukem vs Judge Dredd Judge Dredd wins
  • 8. Duke Nukem vs Predator Predator wins
  • 9. Duke Nukem vs Isaac Clarke Isaac Clarke wins
10. FINALE BATTLE: Tall Man vs. Candyman

Alright, fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty, fatty no parents.
— Wheatley
A collaboration season with El Alamein
User_blog:El_Alamein/Slender_Man_vs._Hellboy Slender Man vs. '''Hellboy'''
User_blog:El_Alamein/The_Screaming_Eagles_vs._The_Lusthog_Squad Lusthog Squad vs. '''Screaming Eagles'''
User_blog:El_Alamein/Amon_Goeth_vs._Hans_Landa Amon Goeth vs. '''Hans Landa'''
User_blog:Lasifer/Lobo_vs._Durge-_Hellstorm_Issue_4 '''Lobo''' vs. Durge
User_blog:El_Alamein/Boris_the_Animal_vs._Doctor_Octopus '''Doctor Octopus''' vs. Boris the Animal
User_blog:El_Alamein/The_Joker_Gang_vs._the_Woodbury_Army '''Joker Gang''' vs. Woodbury Army
Fun Fact: Hellstorm was originally just a single collab between me and EA, being Lusthog Squad vs. Screaming Eagles, but later branched off into an entire season.

A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?


  • The Riddler vs. Professor Pyg
  • Ra's al Ghul vs. Shredder
  • Etrigan vs. The Violator
  • The Joker vs. Green Goblin
  • Killer Croc vs. The Lizard
  • Anton Arcane vs. Judge Death
  • Prometheus vs. Baron Zemo
  • Hush vs. Jigsaw
  • Bizarro vs. Red Hulk
  • Solomon Grundy vs. Abomination
  • Deathstroke vs. Deadpool (Collab w/ Drayco)
  • Scarecrow vs. Mysterio (Collab w/ Drayco)
  • Two-Face vs. Hammerhead (Collab w/ Drayco)
  • Deadshot vs. Bullseye (Collab w/ Thund)
  • The Penguin vs. Kingpin (Collab w/ Thund)
  • Sinetro vs. The Mandarin (Collab w/ Thund)
  • Ocean Master vs. Attuma (Collab w/ Thund)
  • Doomsday vs. Terrax (Collab w/ Thund)
  • Brainiac vs. Apocalypse (Collab w/ Thund)

Smash 4 All! A tournament between Smash Bros.'s Greatest Fighters! ROUND 1! LET THE SMASHING COMMENCE!

  • 1981: Mario vs. Donkey Kong
  • Best Green Companion: Luigi vs. Yoshi
  • Big Blues: Sonic vs. Mega Man
  • Princess Rivalry: Peach vs. Zelda
  • Kings of Chaos: Bowser vs. King DeDeDe
  • Duel to the Death: Meta Knight vs. Marth
  • Galaxy's Best: Samus vs. Fox
  • Ninja Blues: Sheik vs. Greninja
  • What the Fit?: R.O.B. vs. Wii Fit Trainer
  • It's Magic: Robin vs. Ness
  • No Divine Intervention: Link vs. Pit
  • 1980: Mr. Game & Watch vs. Pac-Man
  • Big Swords: Ike vs. Shulk
  • Rivals cuz Reasons: Lucina vs. Captain Falcon
  • Light vs. Darkness: Ganondorf vs. Palutena
  • Chaos Kids: Bowser Jr. vs. Villager
  • Old School Cool: Ice Climbers (Brawl) vs. Duck Hunt
  • Pointlessness: Dr. Mario vs. Dark Pit

(?)- Dependent on return in SSB4.

Leftovers: Little Mac, Rosalina, Diddy Kong, Charizard, Pikachu, Toon Link, Olimar

More to come, not all matches are final.

The last of us are the walking dead.

A collaboration series with Skully. Battles listed in chronological order.