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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
— A damn smart man.

Hail <insert name here>, My name is Austonio Machete Michelangelo Rasputin Elder III, Esquire but you can just call me Drayco90, because my name is extremely over-the-top. I'm a very opinionated, asshole of a person by nature, and will often take any chance to get into an argument. That said, I have next to no people skills and I'm kind of batshit insane. I'm something of a dick to my friends, but that's just because I show affection through hate. I also show hate through hate. It's a very single-minded process, actually. I'm legally not allowed to be with-in ten feet of a firearm, I hope you're all okay with that...

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Nay faith, let me not play a woman; I have a BEARD coming!
— Flute, A Midsummer Night's Dream
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These fools worship Transformers!
— Astrotrain
  • Fire
  • Firefly (No relation...sadly)
  • Marvel Comics
  • Anything Bioware
  • Transformers
  • Fire
  • Fallout
  • Watchmen
  • Did I mention I like Fire?
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Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.
— Captain Mal

I'm no prophet, but I'm guessing that comic books will always be strong. I don't think anything can really beat the pure fun and pleasure of holding a magazine in your hand, reading the story on paper, being able to roll it up and put it in your pocket, reread again later, show it to a friend, carry it with you, toss it on a shelf, collect them, have a lot of magazines lined up and read them again as a series. I think young people have always loved that. I think they always will.
— Stan Lee, The King of Cameos! (Take that Hitchcock!)

Issue 1

Spider-Man vs. Batman mini series

Issue 2

  • TBA
  • Deadpool vs. Deathstroke (Issue 1 Delayed Battle)

My God has a hammer.
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  • Season Premiere- Commander Shepard's Squad vs. The Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Death's Hand vs. Mac Tir Loghain
  • X-Com: Enemy Uknown Aliens vs. The Covenant
  • Asura vs. Son Goku
  • Gipsy Danger vs. Godzilla (2014)
  • Buffy Summers vs. Finn the Human
  • The Chosen One vs. Courier Six
  • Albert Wesker vs. Kessler
  • More to come, eventually. Maybe. Around 2066 or so.

We all serve on master- Gaming! Forever may he reign!
— Kevin Butler.
  • Nintendo vs. Sony - Mario vs. Crash Bandicoot
  • Sony vs. Xbox - Dante vs. Baldur
  • Lots more to come

Reasons Why Horses Are Weird

  • They've got freaky-ass backwards rear legs. Look at them.
  • They've got all these ball joints all over their body that don't function like ball joints, because nature wants me to cringe.
  • Have you ever seen one's mouth? Every time they open their food hole, they flare out their lips like some kind of starship deploying solar panels on the outer hull or some shit.
  • Their teeth are articulated. Their. Teeth. Are. Articulated. And they move outwards like they're trying to get out of the freaky animals mouth when they eat.
  • To lay down, they compress themselves into a some Rubix Cube nest. That's not elegant, it just looks like you're broken, asshole.
  • The sounds they make when they do stuff is like the dial-up start up screech of the animal kingdom.
  • They don't breath fire often enough.
  • They have tails made of a bunch of individual hairs, instead of one large tail, but they still use it like a whip. Why didn't you just evolve yourself something less weird to keep flies of your ass?
  • When they rear upwards, they look like bad Gary's Mod machinmas.
  • The name of part of their freaky ball-joint infected leg is called the "Cannon".
  • They can be turned into glue somehow. I don't want to think about that process.
  • They jump really funny and awkward, like they're trying to fly, but can't gain enough momentum to rocket back to their homeworld.
  • When they walk, their awful, plodding, pounding, drum-like hoof clopping makes me want to put my head through the wall in frustration.
  • They have soulless eyes.