| “ | Let's shove our enemies claws where the sun don't shine!
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| “ | Fuck you and your eyebrows!
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Ah, why hello <insert name here>. This is my user page.
I suppose I should tell you a little bit about myself. I'm an easygoing guy, kind of a clown at times. I'm a large fan of Science Fiction and Fantasy and can help out with Mass Effect, Red vs Blue, Aliens, and most Sci-Fi universes.
Links and Such:
My first sandbox: http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User:BeastMan14/Sandbox
My second sandbox: http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User:BeastMan14/Sandbox_2
| “ | I feel I must remind you, that it is an undeniable and may I say a fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable.
— The Director Of Project Freelancer
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Fight 1: The Meta (Red vs Blue) vs The Predator Winner: The Meta
Fight 2: Flynn Rider (Tangled) vs Jack Sparrow Winner: Jack Sparrow
Fight 3: Splicers (Bioshock) vs Reavers (Firefly) Winner: Reavers
Fight 4: Shepards Team (Mass Effect) vs Delta Team (Gears of War) Winner: Shepards Team
Fight 5: Courier Six (Fallout: New Vegas) vs Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead) Winner: Courier Six
Fight 6: The RED Team (Team Fortress) vs The Expendables Winner: The Expendables
Fight 7: Lee Everett vs Gordon Frohman Winner: Cancelled
Fight 8: Rorschach (Watchmen) vs Dexter Morgan Winner: Rorscach
Fight 9: Jake Featherstone(Timeline 191) vs Adolf Hitler Winner: Jake Featherston
Fight 10: The Slayer Army (Buffy) vs The Anti-Zombie Military (World War Z) Winner: Anti-Zombie Miktary
Fight 11: Alexander Anderson vs Spawn Winner: Spawn
Fight 12: The 8-Bit Theater Team vs The Castle Crasher Knights Winner: Castle Crashers
Fight 13: Captain Rex (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) vs Urdnot Wrex (Mass Effect) Winner: Urdnot Wrex
Fight 14: The Driver (Drive) vs Anton Chigurh Winner: Pending
Fight 15: The Reapers (Mass Effect) vs The Empire (Star Wars) Winner: The Empire |}
| “ | I'm gonna wear your head like you wear that dogs!
— The Courier to Vulpes Inculta
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Fight 1: Creatures of Our Nightmares: Slender Man vs Freddy Kreuger Winner: Slender Man
Fight 2: God Slayers: The Dohavikin vs Kratos Winner: Kratos
Fight 3: Badass Gun-Fu People: The Fratenity vs The Crew of the Nebuchadnezzar Winner: The Crew of The Nebuchadnezzar
Fight 4: Imagination's The Limit Warriors: Alex Mercer vs Hal Jordan Winner: Hal Jordan
Fight 5: Demonic Anti-Heroes: Spike vs Jackie Estacado Winner: Jackie Estacado
Fight 6: Affably Evil Lasersword Wielders: Gideon Graves vs Travis Touchdown Winner: Travis Touchdown
Fight 7: Galactic Powerhouses: Vegeta vs Thanos
Fight 8: Undead Heroes gone bad: Judge Death vs Batman (Earth 43) Winner: Judge Death
Fight 9: Godlike Anti-Heroes: War vs Lobo Winner: Lobo
Fight 10: Anarchy! The World of Tommorow!: The Joker (Nolanverse) vs Tyler Durden Winner: Tyler Durden
Fight 11: Sniper Duel at Sundown: The Sniper vs Craig Boone Winner: The Sniper
Fight 12: Merc Showdown: Blu Team (1850) vs Battle Bears Winner: BLU Team
Fight 13: Terrorist Showdown: Cobra vs The League of Shadows vs The Inner Circle Winner: The Inner Circle
Fight 14: Sketchy German Doctors: The Medic vs Edward Richtofen Winner: Edward Richtofen
Fight 15: FBI vs KGB: Mulder and Scully vs Elizabeth and Phillip Jennings Winner: Elizabeth and Phillip Jennings
Fight 16: Humorous Side-Stories to Serious Games: Blood Gulch Squads vs Nazi Zombie Teams Edge: Blood Gulch Squads
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| “ | the blood wing sing will just shoot wall she shoots at mordecai and sing also has a sniper rifle shes a political assassin
— Tomahawk23
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| “ | While I was watching this, I had a thought out loud, which is otherwise known as a sentence.
— Felix Beiderman
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| “ | For the love of god, drop the meat!
— Josuke Higashikata
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| “ | I like to keep it thuggish.
— Foggy Nelson
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- John Wick vs The Punisher
- Samurai Jack vs Logan
- Thanos vs The Justice League
- David Haller vs Doctor Strange
- Connor vs Officer K
- Capone's Speakeasy vs The Black Skulls
- Battle Royale With Cheese
- Power Man and Iron Fist vs Joseph Joestar and Caesar Zeppeli
- The Defenders vs The Umbrella Academy
- The Shadow King vs Pennywise
- Hellboy vs Mr. X
- MI-13 vs The Stardust Crusaders
- Hermoine Granger vs Sabrina Spellman
- Stuntman Mike vs The Driver
- Looking Glass vs Joe
| “ | I turned myself into a pickle. I'm PICKLE RICK!
— Rick Sanchez
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| “ | Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens...
— The Sound of Music
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Favorite Films:
- The Dark Knight
- The Iron Giant
- Toy Story
- Aliens
- A Christmas Story
- Pretty much any of the MCU films
- Whiplash
- The Social Network
- Star Wars (Pretty much any any of them, except Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.)
Favorite Books:
- Scott Pilgrim vs The Universe
- Ender's Game
- Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King
- The Man in the High Castle
- The Stand
Favorite Shows:
- The Walking Dead
- Community
- Jericho
- The Americans
- Mystery Science Theater
- Breaking Bad
- Dexter
- Arrow
- The Flash
- Hannibal
- Atlanta
- Legion
- BoJack Horseman
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
| “ | I’d also like to give a shout-out to my fellow nominees, who will now and forever be known as the guys who lost to fucking Adam Sandler.
— Adam Sandler
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| First Blood
Complete 3 battles |
| Happy Holidays 2012 Deadliest Fiction! |
| Slaughter
Complete one season |
| Warrior
Made 1,000 edits |
| Happy 3rd Anniversary Deadliest Fiction! |
| Soldier
Made 2,500 edits |
| Happy Holidays 2013 Deadliest Fiction! |
| Battle of the Month Award |
| Battle of the Season Award |
| Battle of the Year Award |
