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  • I was born on August 20
  • I am Male

Let's shove our enemies claws where the sun don't shine!
Fuck you and your eyebrows!

Ah, why hello <insert name here>. This is my user page.

I suppose I should tell you a little bit about myself. I'm an easygoing guy, kind of a clown at times. I'm a large fan of Science Fiction and Fantasy and can help out with Mass Effect, Red vs Blue, Aliens, and most Sci-Fi universes.

Links and Such:

My first sandbox:

My second sandbox:

I feel I must remind you, that it is an undeniable and may I say a fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable.
— The Director Of Project Freelancer

Fight 1: The Meta (Red vs Blue) vs The Predator Winner: The Meta

Fight 2: Flynn Rider (Tangled) vs Jack Sparrow Winner: Jack Sparrow

Fight 3: Splicers (Bioshock) vs Reavers (Firefly) Winner: Reavers

Fight 4: Shepards Team (Mass Effect) vs Delta Team (Gears of War) Winner: Shepards Team

Fight 5: Courier Six (Fallout: New Vegas) vs Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead) Winner: Courier Six

Fight 6: The RED Team (Team Fortress) vs The Expendables Winner: The Expendables

Fight 7: Lee Everett vs Gordon Frohman Winner: Cancelled

Fight 8: Rorschach (Watchmen) vs Dexter Morgan Winner: Rorscach

Fight 9: Jake Featherstone(Timeline 191) vs Adolf Hitler Winner: Jake Featherston

Fight 10: The Slayer Army (Buffy) vs The Anti-Zombie Military (World War Z) Winner: Anti-Zombie Miktary

Fight 11: Alexander Anderson vs Spawn Winner: Spawn

Fight 12: The 8-Bit Theater Team vs The Castle Crasher Knights Winner: Castle Crashers

Fight 13: Captain Rex (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) vs Urdnot Wrex (Mass Effect) Winner: Urdnot Wrex

Fight 14: The Driver (Drive) vs Anton Chigurh Winner: Pending

Fight 15: The Reapers (Mass Effect) vs The Empire (Star Wars) Winner: The Empire |}

I'm gonna wear your head like you wear that dogs!
— The Courier to Vulpes Inculta

Fight 1: Creatures of Our Nightmares: Slender Man vs Freddy Kreuger Winner: Slender Man

Fight 2: God Slayers: The Dohavikin vs Kratos Winner: Kratos

Fight 3: Badass Gun-Fu People: The Fratenity vs The Crew of the Nebuchadnezzar Winner: The Crew of The Nebuchadnezzar

Fight 4: Imagination's The Limit Warriors: Alex Mercer vs Hal Jordan Winner: Hal Jordan

Fight 5: Demonic Anti-Heroes: Spike vs Jackie Estacado Winner: Jackie Estacado

Fight 6: Affably Evil Lasersword Wielders: Gideon Graves vs Travis Touchdown Winner: Travis Touchdown

Fight 7: Galactic Powerhouses: Vegeta vs Thanos

Fight 8: Undead Heroes gone bad: Judge Death vs Batman (Earth 43) Winner: Judge Death

Fight 9: Godlike Anti-Heroes: War vs Lobo Winner: Lobo

Fight 10: Anarchy! The World of Tommorow!: The Joker (Nolanverse) vs Tyler Durden Winner: Tyler Durden

Fight 11: Sniper Duel at Sundown: The Sniper vs Craig Boone Winner: The Sniper

Fight 12: Merc Showdown: Blu Team (1850) vs Battle Bears Winner: BLU Team

Fight 13: Terrorist Showdown: Cobra vs The League of Shadows vs The Inner Circle Winner: The Inner Circle

Fight 14: Sketchy German Doctors: The Medic vs Edward Richtofen Winner: Edward Richtofen

Fight 15: FBI vs KGB: Mulder and Scully vs Elizabeth and Phillip Jennings Winner: Elizabeth and Phillip Jennings

Fight 16: Humorous Side-Stories to Serious Games: Blood Gulch Squads vs Nazi Zombie Teams Edge: Blood Gulch Squads


the blood wing sing will just shoot wall she shoots at mordecai and sing also has a sniper rifle shes a political assassin
— Tomahawk23

1. Project Freelancer vs Cerberus

2. Abe Lincoln vs Buffy Summers

3. Oliver Queen (Arrow) vs Batman (Nolanverse)

4. JSF (Endwar) vs UNSC (Halo)

5. Hellboy vs Mord'u

6. The Punisher vs Arkham City's Worst

7. The Hunters (Hunters HD) vs Terran Dominion

8. Joker Gang vs Gat Men

9. Ghost Rider vs Violator

10. Monkey D. Luffy vs Spider-Man

11. Darth Vader vs The Didact

12. Ferus Olin vs Commander Shepard

13. U.S.S Sulaco Crew vs The Insurrection

14. Team Avatar (Original Series) vs Justice Leauge (DCAU)

15. Agent Wyoming vs Zaeed Massini

16. Lusthog Squad vs Bravo Company

17. Gru vs Doctor Horrible

18. Marcus Fenix vs Doomguy

19. Bowser's Army vs Eggman's Armada

20. Bane (Nolanverse) vs Ozymandias

This will be done on the side:

Mini-Series: Gods and Monsters

1. God Match: Dr. Manhattan vs Galactus

2. Monster Match: Clover vs Godzilla

3. Godlike Monster Match: The Balrog vs Cthulhu

A collab with Las

So an Englishmen and a Jew walk into a bar, with a gay duck...
— Pierce, Community

1. Enclave (led by Frank Horrigan) vs Cerberus (led by Kai Leng)

2. Masters Army vs Arakah Company

3. Fallout Tactics Squad vs ODST

4. Aliens vs Xilliens

5. Ulysses vs Mordecai

6. The Great Khan's vs Niska's Gang

7. Brotherhood of Steel vs Crimson Lance

8. Dead Money Crew vs The Crew of the Millennium Falcon

9. The Lone Wanderer vs Marcus Fenix

10. Liberty Prime vs Mechagodzilla

11. Fiends vs Reavers

12. The Outcasts vs The Insurrection

13. Nightkin vs Predators

14. Joke Match: The Mechanist vs Doctor Horrible

15. New Vegas Strip vs Combine Overwatch

16. Courier Six and The Lone Wanderers Parties vs Shepard's Team

17. Courier Six vs Noble Six

18. The Vault Dweller vs General RAAM

Easy. You don't lead em as much! Ha, ain't war hell?
— The Door Gunner, Full Metal Jacket

1. Task Force 141 vs The Unit

2. Gat Men vs The Team

3. Deadshot vs The Punisher

4. Rick Grimes vs Tallahassee

5. John Reese vs The Punisher

6. Noble Team vs General Grievous

7. Ghost Rider vs T-1000

8. Solid Snake vs Soap Mactavish

9. Todd Ingram vs Andrew Detmer

10. John Marston vs Jake Featherston

11. The Unit vs The Expendables

12. Tybalt vs Barney Ross

13. Rex Ready vs Doctor Dinosaur

14. Krolp vs Daleks

Stiltman, Looks like you don't have a leg to stand on!
— Iron Man, sadly not after blowing off Stiltman's real leg.

1. UNSC vs Rebel Alliance

2. Werewolves vs Deathclaws

3. Headless Horseman vs Nazgul

4. Malcolm Reynolds vs Han Solo

5. Hunters vs Super Mutants

Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens...
— The Sound of Music

Favorite Films:

  • The Dark Knight
  • The Iron Giant
  • Toy Story
  • Aliens
  • A Christmas Story
  • Pretty much any of the MCU films
  • Whiplash
  • The Social Network
  • Star Wars (Pretty much any any of them, except Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.)

Favorite Movies (By Year):

  • 2015
  1. Mad Max: Fury Road
  2. The Revenant
  3. The Gift
  4. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  5. Kingsmen: The Secret Service
  • 2014:
  1. Whiplash
  2. Boyhood
  3. Birdman/Guardians of the Galaxy
  4. Nightcrawler
  5. Gone Girl
  • 2013:
  1. Her
  2. American Hustle
  3. This is the End
  4. Inside Llewyn Davis
  5. Pacific Rim
  • 2012:
  1. Lincoln
  2. The Avengers
  3. Looper
  4. Chronicle
  5. Skyfall

Favorite Books:

  • Scott Pilgrim vs The Universe
  • Ender's Game
  • Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Man in the High Castle
  • The Stand

Favorite Shows:

  • The Walking Dead
  • Community
  • Jericho
  • The Americans
  • Mystery Science Theater
  • Breaking Bad
  • Dexter
  • Arrow
  • The Flash
  • Hannibal

  • 2016 Films:
  1. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  2. Captain America: Civil War
  3. Dr. Strange
  4. Suicide Squad
  5. Assassins Creed
  6. X-Men: Apocalypse
  7. The Nice Guys
  8. The Jungle Book
  9. Warcraft
  10. Silence
  • TV Shows
    • DC's Legends of Tomorrow
    • Preacher

Firstblood First Blood

Complete 3 battles

Holiday Happy Holidays 2012 Deadliest Fiction!


Slaughter Slaughter

Complete one season

Edits1 Warrior

Made 1,000 edits

Thirdyear Happy 3rd Anniversary Deadliest Fiction!
Edits2 Soldier

Made 2,500 edits

Holiday2 Happy Holidays 2013 Deadliest Fiction!


Botm5 Battle of the Month Award


Me and Pach discussing Carnage vs Anton Arcane, more or less me perfectly getting the theme of the fight.

You&#039;re Welcome EA

Ea describing his ambition to be put on a funny chat moments page.


Next time, close school-related tabs before taking screencaps.


Me and Redkite present Romeo and Juliet Act 1 Scene 1

  • Ancient: War
  • Magic: Gandalf
  • Modern-ish: The Red Skull
  • Modern: Solid Snake
  • Future 1: Agent Texas
  • Future 2: Garrus Vakarian
  • Horror: Slenderman
  • Giant 1: Cthulhu
  • Future 3: Craig Boone
  • God 1: Vegeta
  • Future 4: Durge
  • Magic 2: Ghost Rider
  • God 2: Evil Cole MacGrath
  • Horror 2: Toxin
  • Horror 3: Spike

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