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Battle vs. Iraqi Republican Guard (by Jar teh marksman)[]

US Army Rangers: 4

Iraqi Republican Guards:4 

It starts as 4 US Rangers are standing on top of a hill. They notice 4 Iraqi soliders entering the compound. They split up, while 1 stays back, and sets up his SR-25. He aims at one of the Iraqi's head, and fires.

US Army Rangers: 4   

Iraqi Republican Guards: 3

He quickly adjusts his aim, shoots again, but nearly misses another, as they have ran off. One republican guard pulls out his Tabuk, and shoots at one of the Rangers running down the hill.

US Army Rangers: 3 

Iraqi Republican Guards: 3   

An Iraqi guard grabs an RPK, and kills a US Ranger. Another guard shoots the other Ranger running down with the AKM, but not before he gets a round to the head compliments of the M4.

US Army Rangers: 1

Iraqi Republican Guards: 2  

As the Iraqi guards find their weapons out of ammo, they retreat back inside the building. The US Ranger packs up his SR-25, and follows in behind. As the Ranger approaches a door, he gets an idea. He places a claymore in front of the door, and fires through the door. The Iraqi guards hear this, and one goes to investigate. When he opens the door, he finds shrapnol flying into his face.

US Army Rangers: 1

Iraqi Republican Guards: 1

The Ranger enters the door, but finds bullets flying his way. He ducks down and starts shooting back. They both find themselves out of ammo. They then pull out their knives and exchange slashes. The Iraqi pushes the Ranger back, and then comes in to stab him. The Ranger side-steps. The republican guard, turns back around, and thrusts inward. But the Ranger counters by stepping over, and grabbing his arm. It's a battle of strength, as the republican guard tries to stab the Ranger, and the Ranger is pushing his arm away. Just as the Iraqi gathers up enough strength to go in for the kill, the Ranger headbutts him, stomps on his foot, pushes him over, and steps on his stomach to prevent him from getting up. The Ranger loads a mag into his M1911, and shoots the Iraqi guard in the head.

US Army Rangers: 1

Iraqi Republican Guards: 0

The Ranger pumps his fist into the air, and yells "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!"

Expert's Opinion[]

The US Army Rangers won because they were a special forces unit whereas the Iraqi Guard was not, meaning that they had better training and were better equipped.

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The battle has been disregarded since it had already happened in real life.

Battle vs. Los Zetas (by Sport Shouting)[]

The votes are in. Who would win if the US attacks Mexico to save it from drug cartels. The US Army Rangers or Los Zetas Cartel. Here's the fight.

5 US Army Rangers are walking through the streets of Mexico at night. They notice some unusual activity about 35 meters away. The people turn around and fire guns at the rangers. It is Los Zetas Cartel firing. A bullet from a Mini Uzi kills a Ranger.

US Army Rangers- 4

The Cartel members split up. 2 go into a house. 2 go to another house and 1 fires an AK-47 at the Rangers. He is killed seconds later by a SR-25 shot.

Los Zetas Cartel- 4

The Rangers split up in pairs of 2 to find the Cartel members. 1 ends up in between both houses and is shot to death by Cartel members.

US Army Rangers- 3

The dead Rangers partner storms into the house. A Cartel members laughs and he and the Ranger explode. Dynamite was placed by the door. 1 Cartel member and 1 Ranger die.

US Army Rangers- 2 Los Zetas Cartel- 3

A Ranger throws a flashbang through a window. Screams are heard and the Ranger jumps in and kills 1 Cartel Member with his pistol.

Los Zetas Cartel-2

The Ranger looks around but feels a garrote around his neck. He backfists the Cartel member and they draw their pistols. The Ranger dodges 3 Glock shots then tackles the Cartel member. He slaps the gun away and shoots the member in the head 2 times.

Los Zetas Cartel-1

The last Cartel member sees a claymore and runs around it. He shoots a Ranger with an AK-47 and it's now 1 on 1.

US Army Rangers- 1

The Ranger sees the Cartel member with the Glock walking slowly about 10 feet in front of him, facing another direction. The Ranger pulls his M4 out but it's out of ammo. He sneaks up on the cartel member and kicks him in the back. 2 punches to the face and 1 disarm later, the Cartel member is dead. The last Ranger yells "Rangers lead the way!" and takes the dead Cartel leader's body for the government.

Los Zetas Cartel- 0

Winner- US Army Rangers

Expert's Opinion[]

The US Army Rangers are one of the most elite special forces units in the world. The Los Zetas may have trained with the Mexican Special Forces, but the Mexican Special Forces weren't exactly notorious for their combat skills. The Rangers outclassed the Mexicans in almost every way.

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The battle was declared unfair due to the US Army Ranger's superior training and experience.

Spec Ops Battle Royale (by Goddess of Despair)[]

Army Rangers Green Green Green Green Green

Alfa Group Red Red Red Red Red

Shayeret Matkal Purple Purple Purple Purple Purple

French Naval Commandos Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue

Special Air Service Regiment Yellow Yellow Yellow Yellow Yellow

The Ranger sniper sits ontop of a building awaiting a target when his spotter points out Alfa group moving into the area. "Gamma this is bravo, we have armed targets moving into the town, orders?" his leader responds "No friendlies here besides us, take e'm out." The Ranger sniper aims his SR-25 carefully, and blasts a round into a Alfa group soldier. Red  The Ranger sniper fires a second shot, but misses and the Alfa group enters a building. Suddenly another sniper shot is fired, and the Ranger spotter's head explodes from the round. Green  The French operative pulled back his bolt when the Ranger sniper fires back, his round goes through the side of the scope and into the man's eye socket. Blue The Ranger quickly turns his attention to the French spotter, who grabs the FRF2 but is pelted with sniper rounds before he could lift the weapon. Blue The Ranger gets on his radio "Sir I have engaged several hostols, French and Russians, Jason is down and..." his sentence ends there when a shot fired from a Shayeret Matkal rams into his throat, silencing him. Green

Alfa group enters the building with caution. The man taking point suddenly falls victim to a burst of Galil fire. Red The rest of Alfa group light up the Shayeret with rounds and he falls down, blood pouring out of his body. Purple  Doors suddenly fling open and the Rangers burst into the room, SCARs in hand. Both teams get in cover, and both sides get into a firefight. 2 Rangers move to flank Alfa, but one member was flanking as well, and raised his Makarov faster then the SCAR, and put two rounds into the first Ranger's chest, but a burst of automatic fire killed the second. The Alfa member turned and his teamate merely smiled and the two continued to advance on the final Ranger.  Green Green The Ranger popped out of his cover and fired 3 rounds of his Berretta at Afla, but  he missed all shots and was riddeled with bullets before he could fire another. Green Alfa group regrouped and advanced up stairs to the roof of the building. The shayeret sniper readied a glock and his spotter raised a galil. Suddenly a burst of sniper rounds hit the spotter. The shayeret sniper looked around confused and was dispatched equally fast by an Alfa group sniper. Purple Purple  Alfa group stormed the roof and upon seeing the dead, they ordered their sniper to relocate before he was spotted. Before relocating he scans the area once with his scope and spots the last Shayeret operative. He fired two rounds into the man's chest then began to move to a new location. Alfa group set up positions on the rooftop and awaited furthor orders from their captain.

The SASR team enter the town and catch the Alfa group sniper before he could get set up. Red SASR splits up in groups of 2 and 3. The frist team locates Alfa group's building. The Alfa group notices them as they set up their SR-25, and quickly gets in cover. The SASR operatives sigh and prepare to move when they spot the French and they quickly fire from their FAMAS, but the rounds never hit the sniper, and 2 of the French get mowed down with sniper fire. Blue Blue The last French operative fires his FRF2, hitting the SASR sniper's eye. Yellow  But a sudden burst of machinegun fire from a rooftop takes out the commando and the SASR. Blue Yellow Alfa group scans the horizon for the remaining targets and spot the last three SASR operatives entering their building. They quickly run down the stairs and fire their AN-94s at the SASR team. One burst hits a man's shoulder. Yellow The SASR team retaliates with their M4A1, several shots hit an Alfa group members head. Red The Alfa leader one last burst out of his AN-94 hitting nothing but the wall. He rolls into cover and draws his makarov, firing the first 4 rounds into an advancing SASR member. Yellow He fires the last 4 rounds at the SASR operative, however he doesn't hit the man and is forced back into cover by gunfire. He serches for another magazine when he sees the SASR's shadow coming closer to him. He jumps up, grabbing the SASR's M4. The two wrestled for control of the weapon. SASR head butted the Russian back, but he retaliated by kicking the rifle out of the man's hands. The SASR operative drew his pistol but the Russian had already closed the distence and punched him in the nose, breaking it. He shoved the man into a nearby crate, causing him to drop is usp. The Alfa member lifts the pistol and puts it to the man's throat. Yellow

Expert's Opinion[]

1st: Alfa group due to their sniper rifle being surpressed.

2nd:SASR due to their weapons lacking Alfa group's range.

3rd:French Naval Commandos due to their weak assault rifle, but accurate sniper.

4th:Shayeret Matkal due to their weapons only having slight ammo advantages over the Ranger equipment.

5th:Rangers due to their weapons being the worst out of the teams.

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Alpha Group was given a weapon they do not utilize.

Battle vs. Theron Guard (by SPARTAN 119)[]

U.S. Army Rangers: Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue

Theron Guard: Red Red Red Red Red

A squad of five Rangers walk towards the back of building, pausing at the edge of a forest, about 200 meters from the structure. Between the Rangers and the structure is a grassy clearing. The Rangers have been sent to investigate reports of unknown hostiles occupying the building.

A Locust Theron Guard armed with a Longshot Sniper rifle takes aim at a Ranger frome the building and squeezes the trigger. The large caliber round of the Longshot kills the Ranger with a headshot Blue.

"Hostile contact!", The Ranger commander yells.

The Theron reloads his rifle, only to be spotted by the Ranger sniper, who was armed with an M110 SASS. The sniper fires a single round, taking out the Theron with a headshot as he reloads Red

A Theron fire his Torque Bow at the Ranger Sniper. The explosive bolt detonates next to the Ranger sniper, killing him Blue but not injuring any of the other members of the squad. A Theron follows off with a burst of fire from his Hammerburst II, but misses.

The Ranger commander, meanwhile, fires the FN40 Grenade Launcher under the barrel. The grenade impacts the top of the building, killing the Locust with the Torque Bow and another Locust Red Red.

The Ranger commander orders his men to assault the Locust building. The Rangers rush from cover to cover. One of them is cut down by a burst from a Hammerburst II Blue.

The remaining two Rangers stack up by the door of the structure, the commander armed with a SCAR-H and the other armed with a Benelli M1014. The shotgun Ranger kicks down the door and fires his Benelli twice, filling a Theron guarding the door with shot Red.

Unfortunately, the Ranger shotgunner is cut down by a blast from a Gnasher Shotgun wielded by the Locust commander. Blue. The Ranger commander turns to face the Theron commander with his SCAR-H, but the Locust knocks the weapon out the Ranger commander's hand.

With a lightning-fast strike, the Ranger commander knocks the Gnasher shotgun out of the Theron commander's hand with his Tomahawk. The Theron Guard commander goes for his Gorgon Burst Pistol, but the Ranger commander strikes the Theron's holster with his tomahawk, cutting through the holster and denting the barrel of the gun to the point that it was rendered useless.

With a roar of furious rage, the Theron Guard draws his Butcher Cleaver and made a wide horizontal swing at the Ranger Commander. The Ranger's tomahawk only barely blocked the blow, and, in the process, broke the handle of the tomahawk.

The Theron commander laughed, but the Ranger commander drew his Beretta Model 92 pistol as he said, "Joke's on you, asshole!". The Ranger fired five shots into the Theron commander, three to the chest and two to the head. The Theron fell to the floor, dead Red.

The Ranger commander got out a portable camera and photographed the bodies of the fallen Therons for intelligence, before getting out his radio and reporting back to command: "This is Hunter 2-1 Actual, Me and the rest of the chalk have eliminated the unknown hostiles, though they took out the rest of my unit. You're not going to believe this, but they don't appear to be... human... I have already taken photos for intel."


Expert's Opinion[]

This was a considerably close battle. The US Army Rangers were quite well trained, but they were put on even grounds by the Theron Gaurds' tough skin. What tipped this battle in the US Army Rangers' favor was their superior arsenal.

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The battle was declared invalid because the author neglected to mention the Theron's superhuman strength and durability.