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The Monkeys are a gang of psychos who believe themselves to be primates, dressing in monkey costumes and only mimicking monkey sounds. Their costumes are based around the Jolly Chimp toy.
The Monkeys operate in the Carcer City Zoo and ambush anyone they see, except their own gang members. They are very territorial and loyal to the gang. Although seemingly primal, The Monkeys are intelligent enemies who use covers and ambushes to try and kill James Earl Cash.
The Monkeys are said to lose their control when there are no bananas around to eat. When this occurs, they commonly raid other gangs or assault the nearest bystander. Due to sharing the same territory, the Monkey seem to be in conflict with the Wardogs, as seen in the intro of the mission "Monkey See, Monkey Die" where a Monkey ambushed and killed a Wardog. Missions taking place in the Carcer City Zoo often depict Wardogs whispering about their comrades who fell to the Monkeys.
Battle vs. Los Illuminados (by 123chaseyoung)[]
A group of 5 Monkeys have decided to raid a cult who have taken refuge inside an abandoned chapel. Carrying their shotguns and machetes, they carefully sneaked into the premises. Inside were 5 Los Illuminados cultists standing in the circle making their chants and rituals, praying to the parasitic gods for divine power and wisdom. The Monkeys gave shit about religion though. They only wanted bananas.
"Oh! AHAHAHAAAHA!" one of the Monkeys screamed like a... uhhh... monkey, as they fired their shotgun. One of the Los Illuminados was hit in the back simultaneously, killing him instantly. 
The Los Illuminados turned around, but instead of being surprised, they only had blank faces. As the Monkeys reloaded, the cultists fired their crossbows. One of the Monkeys was hit with two arrows in the head. 
The cultists then shambled forward as the Monkeys retreated.
When the cultists reached went through a corridor, one of them was ambushed by a Monkey. His head was split open by a machete. When he tried to pull the machete out, a cultist ganado beheaded him with a sickle. A Monkey tried to shoot at the cultists, but one of them threw their sickle, which stuck itself on the Monkeys chest. The cultists continued to shamble through the corridor. They ended up in a big hall, of which shotgun blasts from the Monkeys rained down on them from the balconies, killing two instantly. The remaining cultist fired back with his crossbow, embedding itself on the head of a Monkey.
Now only one Monkey and one Los Illuminados cultist were left. The Monkey jumped from the balcony and charged with his machete. He easily cleaved through the neck of the cultist but to his surprise, the latter survived. The cultist retaliated by slashing his chest with his sickle, drawing blood. In pain, the Monkey tried to push through. He chopped the cultist arm off, but the latter then wrapped his remaining hand on the former's throat. He then lifted the Monkey up and tried to choke him. But the Monkey then buried his machete on the Los Illuminados's skull, killing him.
The Monkey then dropped on the ground and screamed in victory.
Expert's Opinion[]
Although the Los Illuminados cultists have better physicality, the Monkeys' better weapons and ability to strategy won them the day.