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Shield and sword of the party.
— Stasi motto

The Ministry for State Security (German: Ministerium für Staatssicherheit, MfS) or State Security Service (Staatssicherheitsdienst, SSD), more commonly known as Stasi, was the official state security service of East Germany. The MfS was headquartered in East Berlin, with an extensive complex in Berlin-Lichtenberg and several smaller facilities throughout the city. It was widely regarded as one of the most effective and repressive intelligence and secret police agencies in the world.

The MfS was founded on 8 February 1950. It was modelled on the Soviet KGB, and was regarded by the Soviet Union as an extremely loyal and effective partner. Wilhelm Zaisser was the first Minister of State Security of the GDR, and Erich Mielke his deputy. Zaisser, who tried to depose SED General Secretary Walter Ulbricht after the June 1953 uprising was after this removed by Ulbricht and replaced by Ernst Wollweber. Wollweber resigned in 1957 after clashes with Ulbricht and Erich Honecker, and was succeeded by his deputy, Erich Mielke.

Early on the Stasi waged a campaign against Jews, who were already subject to widespread discrimination and violence in the Soviet Union. The Stasi censored the fact that Jews had been victims during the previous regime and in one instance, took gold from the bodies of Jews. The Stasi labelled Jews as capitalists and criminals. Gipsies were also blamed in the Stasi propaganda.

Battle vs. Ministry of Public Security (Poland) (by Ethandabomb)[]

Służba Bezpieczeństwa: DarkredDarkredDarkredDarkredDarkred

Stasi: YellowYellowYellowYellowYellow

Four Służba Bezpieczeństwa operatives walk up to the double doors of the drab 2 story office building. The operatives had been given orders to attack the East German's intelligence agency, as the Poles thought that the Germans could be a threat to their country. One SB operative pulls open the double doors, and another raises his Kbkg wz. 1960 and fires off the F1 attached to it's end. The grenade lands behind the front desk of the building, blowing up both the doorman sitting at the desk and the Stasi operative reading the newspaper while sitting in a chair adjacent to the desk. Yellow

The SB operatives move into the building, and come to a door to the right of where the front desk once stood. An SB operative signals to enter on the count of 3, but when he goes to open the door, a bullet from the other side of the door hits him directly in the eye and sends him toppling backwards. Darkred

The SB then burst through the door, to find rows of empty cubicles. The SB each go off in search of the Germans, and as one steps into a cubicle, he is surprised by the sight of a primed RGD-5 sitting on a filing cabinet. Darkred

At the sound of the explosion, one SB operative dives into a cubicle, unintentionally knocking down a Stasi member hiding next to a copier. The two grapple on the ground for a short time, until the SB operative gets the German pinned under him, and sticks his KA-BAR into the Stasi operative's neck. Yellow

The two remaining SB exit through a back door, and into a back alley leading away from the building, and head to the street to wait for their evac to arrive. The Poles see headlights coming towards them, and a sleek black car nears the building. Suddenly, a burst of gunfire from a Stasi's AK-47 puts a line of holes through the windshield, splattering it with red. The car then veers sharply left and crashes into a neighboring warehouse, completely totaling the car. Darkred

An SB operative then sends a volley of Glauberyt shots at the window in which the shots had originated from, hitting a Stasi in the arm. Two of the Stasi take an exit that leads them up onto the roof of the building, while the other remains and guards the door. With no other choice, the SB operatives stalk back into the building, oblivious of the Ballistic Knife bearing Stasi standing behind a cubicle entrance. The German leaps out of his hiding space, sending a ballistic knife into a Pole's leg. The other SB operative pulls out his P-83 Wanad and shoots the Stasi in his chest. Yellow

The other SB operative leaves his limping comrade by the entrance, and starts off towards the roof. As the SB operative rounds a corner, he is instantly riddled by a clip of a PSS Silent Pistol. Darkred

The other SB operative, oblivious of the death of his comrade, hobbles out the entrance and into the street, just barely being missed by a volley of gunshots. He turns, and as the German reloads, fires his Kbkg at the Stasi operative, hitting him in both legs and sending him careening off the edge of the building to his death. Yellow

The SB operative takes out a portable radio and, thinking that all of the Germans had been taken care of, calls in for an evac. Suddenly he turns, and catches sight of a Škorpion wielding German, and dives behind the totaled car of his comrade. The German sends volley after volley into the car, and when he runs out of ammo, rolls an RGD-5 under the car. The SB operative feels a slight bump on his back, and then is engulfed by flames and torn apart by the explosion. Darkred

The Stasi then shouts out "Nutzen Sie das!" Take that! and walks away from the smoldering remains of the car.



Expert's Opinion[]

The Stasi had better weapons, better training, and were called into battle more often than their Polish adversaries, giving them the victory.

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Battle vs. Hamas (by Lucasliso)[]

Hamas: Green Green Green Green Green Green

Stasi: Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred In the City of Gaza, the Stasi was conducting an undercover operation to eliminate an underground facility that Hamas is using the build explosives, and take out any Hamas member that might get in their way, regardless of the consequences. For this they have sent six of their best agents, under the disguise of German tourists. Two Stasi agents are getting into one of the city’s buildings, it looked like any other building on the city, but their sources indicated that the underground factory of explosives was there.

At the basement of the building, three Hamas members are building Qassam Rockets, Yasin RPGs and exploding vests to be used in Suicide Bombing missions. The one building the exploding vest, his job done, tries it on to make sure it fits right. Unknown to them, the two Stasi agents are right before the other side of the door. They hear the Hamas agents working inside, and know that they have found their target. “Dies ist Team ein. Sie sind auf das Gebäude untersuchen wir. Wir sind in gehen, sie zu töten.” says one of the Stasi agents into a pocket radio transmitter, then they both take out their Skorpion vz. 61 from their coats, and kick the door in.

The Hamas agents are taken by surprise as the Stasi agents storm in the room and start shooting at them. The Hamas member building the Yasin RPGs, who was closer to the door is the first to fall down as he is filled with bullets from both the Skorpion vz. 61s.

Hamas: Green Green Green Green Green

Stasi: Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred

“خذ ما تستطيع ، والخروج من الباب السري!” says the Hamas agent with the exploding vest on to his remaining teammate, the other Hamas agent nods his head. He grabs the Qassam Rocket he was building with his right arm and one of the finished Tasin RPGs with his other hand, and runs away from the room, trough a secret door on the back of the basement. Alone against the two Stasi agents, the remaining Hamas member with the exploding vest runs towards the two Stasi agents, taking some bullets but not stopping, he presses the button on the exploding vest as he yells out “الله أكبر!” and explodes, taking the two Stasi agents with him.

Hamas: Green Green Green Green

Stasi: Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred

Outside of the building inside a car, three more Stasi agents are waiting. The one behind the driving wheel is talking through the pocket radio transmitter, “Team, ist dies ein Team zwei. Reagieren. Bist du da? Reagieren Sie!” getting no answer he turns to his teammate, behind the wheel. “Sie sind nicht reagiert. Wir haben die Informationen in Sicherheit zu bringen.” he instructs. The other Stasi member nods, writes down the address of the building where the secret Hamas factory was set up in a piece of paper, then rolls it and puts it inside a Dead Drop Spike, closing it. The driver then talks again into the radio, “Hans, ist dieses Team zwei. Wir sind hier rauszukommen. Abdeckung unserer Flucht aus Ihrer Position.

Outside, high on a nearby rooftop, a fourth Stasi agent, armed with a Dragunov Sniper rifle puts down the radio transmitter he was using, and looks down trough the sniper scope on he rifle, looking for any danger around the car of the other two Stasi agents.

Unknown to them, the Hamas agent that survived the raid has gotten over to another secret hideout of Hamas, where they keep their stocks weapons, which is being guarded by three Hamas agents with Ak-47s. “نحن تعرضوا لكمين!” he tells the others. The four of them immediately leave the hideout, putting on their hoods and green headbands, the one with the Qassam rocket and Yasin RPG leaves the rocket and takes with him the grenade launcher. They quickly leave the hideout and go to the streets, many people are around the streets and when they see them with their weapons they start to run away in panic. The three Stasi agents in the car see the four Hamas agents with the Ak-47s and the Yasin RPG, and quickly speed the car away. “هناك!” Yells the Hamas agent with the Yasin RPG, pointing at the speeding car with the Stasi agents within, the Germans sticking out in a town full of Arabs like a sore thumb. The three Hamas agents with the AK-47s start shooting at the speeding car, some civilians getting caught in the cross fire, the Stasi agent on the back seat of the car takes out a Skorpion vz. 61 and returns fire, but he doesn’t manage to get any hits on the Hamas members.

The agent on the rooftop with the Dragunov Sniper Rifle sees the cross fire, aims his rifle at one of the Hamas member holding an Ak-47, and pulls the trigger. The other three Hamas members look in surprise as one of his teammates takes a bullet in his head and drops down dead.

Hamas: Green Green Green

Stasi: Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred

“لأنهم وصلوا قناص! الاحتماء!” yells the Hamas member with the Yasin RPG. The remaining Hamas agents run in different directions, trough the screaming pedestrians. The agent with the Dragunov Sniper Rifle tries to kill other agents, but he misses, managing to kill just innocent passersby instead. The remaining two Hamas members with the Ak-47s keep shooting at the car, and manage to get the tires, the car then spins out of control, and crashes into a small shop, killing everyone inside the shop. The three Stasi agents are stunned from the crash, and a little bruised, but otherwise they are okay. They then see how the Hamas member with the Yasin RPG is aiming the big grenade launcher at them, they quickly open the doors to get out of the doomed car. The driver and the one with the Dead Drop Spike get out, but the one on the back seat can’t open his door because of the dents in the car from the crash. His eyes open wide as the last thing he sees is the grenade from the Yasin RPG flying at him, and then the car explodes.

Hamas: Green Green Green

Stasi: Darkred Darkred Darkred

The two Stasi agents that manager to get out of the car run trough the streets of Gaza as two Hamas agents keep shooting at them while the third with the used Yasin RPG runs back to their secret hideout, but they all miss the Stasi agents as the Germans run trough the crowd and the bullets of the Ak-47s just get innocent pedestrians. Finally the two Hamas members runs out of bullets on the Ak-47s, and as they are changing the cartridges, the Stasi agents take out their Ballistic Knifes. They press the button on them and the blades fly towards the Hamas members, one of them gets the blade in his throat, and he drops dead immediately.

Hamas: Green Green

Stasi: Darkred Darkred Darkred

The other Hamas member, however, gets lucky as the blade of the Ballistic Knife is stopped by the body of a screaming passerby. He replaces the cartridge of the Ak-47 and fires at the two Stasi members, killing them instantly.

Hamas: Green Green

Stasi: Darkred

The Hamas member walks over to them and registers their dead bodies, he finds the Dead Drop Spike in the coat of one of the agents. He turns the opening, but not doing it correctly causes it to explode, killing him and all the people that was screaming and running around him.

Hamas: Green

Stasi: Darkred

From the rooftop, seeing everything from the Sniper Scope of his Dragunov rifle, the remaining Stasi agent saw how all of his teammates were taken down and prepares to leave the roof. He is putting away the sniper rifle, when he sees the last Hamas agent on the street. His eyes go wide as he sees that he is setting the Qassam rocket on the street across from the building he’s in, and fires it. The Qassam rocket flies quickly and surely towards the building, the Stasi agent was unable to do anything as the rocket explodes, killing everyone inside the building, and then causing it to fall down.

Hamas: Green


As he sees the building crumbling before him into rubble, the last Hamas member rises up his fist in victory and yells out “حماس‎!”

Winner: Hamas

Expert's Opinion[]


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The battle was disregarded because the author used a sock account to vote on it.