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The Monk's skill is used to purge evil. No more and no less.
— Eric Chen, Kung Fu master-historian.

The Shaolin monks were Buddhists who lived in the Shaolin Monastery in China. In the Shaolin Monastery there were many expensive antiques. As a result, it attracted thieves, and sometimes armies. In order to protect themselves from those looking to harm them they began training in Kung Fu, and swiftly gained a reputation as Kung Fu masters through legends and folklore.

The Shaolin faced discrimination during Maoist China when religious practices were forbidden, but today the Shaolin are well respected. They still train in Kung Fu but only for spiritual enlightenment and entertainment.

Battle vs. Zulu Warrior (by Wassboss)[]

A Shaolin monk is meditating peacefully in the temple grounds. Suddenly and large club flies past his head. He opens his eyes and sees a zulu standing at the temple gates, his eyes fixed on the significantly smaller monk. The monk jumps to his feet and takes out two wind and fire wheels. He waits for the zulu to make his next move. The zulu throws another Iwisa at the monk, who blocks it with the fire wheels and throws one of them. His aim is slightly off however and it only scrapes the Zulu’s side.

The zulu ignores this mild pain and takes out his Isijula. He throws it at the monk who easily dodges it. He throws his other fire wheel but the zulu blocks it with his Shield. He then charges at the monk, knocking him to the ground. He goes to retrieve his Isijula and the monk takes out his whip chain. The Zulu grabs his spear and tries to stab the monk but he kicks the spear out of his hand.

He then lashes at him with whip chain, leaving a small cut on his cheek. The Zulu takes out his Iklwa and thrusts it forward at the monk, who at the same time lashes his whip chain forward, getting the two weapons tangled together. The two men pull on their respective weapons, trying to not only get his weapon back but to disarm the other of his. The Zulu’s superior strength and size gives him the advantage and he easily gets his weapon back.

The monk picks up his twin hooks, which were laid against the temple wall. He uses the hooks to slash the Zulu’s stomach, who again ignores the pain. He thrust forward with his spear and stabs the monk in the leg, making him cry out in pain. The monk tries to hit the Zulu again but he blocks with the shield and stabs the monk again, this time getting him in the arm.

The monk is bleeding profoundly now and drops his twin hooks. He uses his last weapon the Emei pinchers and slashes the Zulus’ hand, making him drop the spear. He tries a weak stab forward but the Zulu grabs his hand and twists it very hard, breaking his wrist. The monk cries out in pain and the Zulu takes out his final weapon. He swings the axe embedding it in the monk’s head. The monk slumps to the floor and the Zulu lifts his axe in the air and shouts “ZUUUUUUUUUUUUULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

Expert's Opinion[]

The Zulu won because of his high tolerance to pain and because his weapons had more killing power.

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Battle vs. Sōhei (by Samurai Santa Claus)[]

TBW.

Expert's Opinion[]

TBD.

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Battles here were deemed to be unfair or otherwise not in accordance with wiki standards, and have been removed from the statuses of the warriors and displayed below.

Battle vs. Ninja (by KevlarNinja)[]

Ninjas: Red Red Red

Shaolin Monks: Blue Blue Blue

Three Shalin Monks are walking through the woods, heading back home. Meanwhile, three ninjas see the weapons that monks have and think that it would be nice to take them. One of them throws a shuriken, but it misses, hitting a road sign and alerting the Monks to the ninjas. One of the ninjas covers for his teammate by shooting a blowgun dart and killing a monk. Blue

Two of the Ninjas come out of cover from the trees. One of the monks throws a Meteor Hammer, but the ninja he threw it at dodges it. One ninja tries to attack a monk with his Kusari-Fundo, but the monk raps it up with his whip chain. At the same time, the second ninja tries to knock the monk over with his Bo, but the monk defends himself with his wax wood staff. The Kusari-Fundo ninja pulls the whip chain monk close to him and slashes the monk on the cheek with his Nekote. The Monk answers back cutting off the ninjas head with his Twin Hooks. Red

Meanwhile the second ninja cuts the wax wood staff in half with his Ninjato. Just as he is about to stab with his sword, his head falls off. Red

The other monk cut off the ninja's head with his spade. They go down the trail, and the last ninja sneaks up behind the monks. He hits one over the head with his Shobo and tries to strangle the other monk with his torinawa. The monk returns the favor from before and stabs the ninja with his Emei Piercers. Red The monk thanks him and they walk away, saying a prayer for there fallen brother.

Expert's Opinion[]

The monks won due to the superior martial training and dedication to fight. While the ninjas were able spies and were greatly stealthy, They were not greatly trained for combat. On the other hand, the Shaolin monks trained intensely for combat experiences.

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Reason[]

The battle was declared invalid because the ninja had been given a ninjato, a weapon they never used.

Battle vs. Viking (by Duncan322)[]

A shaolin monk is meditating but he hears footsteps very close, he sees the noise and sees a viking trying to steal the temple, the shaolin monk uses the staff to defend his belongings, the viking uses his sword, the shaolin monk takes advantage the advantage of rank and hits him in his hand forcing his sword to drop, the Viking uses his shield to cover the attacks of the staff, but the Shaolin monk is much faster, the Viking uses his ax to defend himself hits the staff and breaks, the shaolin monk uses his guandao to disarm the viking, grabs his ax and throws it away so that the viking does not use it, the viking throws the spear to the same place of his ax, the shaolin monk does not understand this, the guandao crashes With the shield, and is trapped, the Viking runs for his weapons, the Shaolin monk uses his dao to go after the Viking and kill him, but the Viking takes advantage of the Shaolin monk goes to him and throws his spear giving him in the leg, the shaolin monk can not move, the viking uses his ax to strike the head of the shaolin monk, a lot of blood comes out of the Shaolin's head, the Viking takes the loot and thereby verifies his victory

Winner : Viking

Expert Opinion[]

the viking's weapons were more effective except for the long range, but his armor moved the whole balance in his favor

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Reason[]

Battle was declared unfair due to the difference in equipment and experience on the side of the Vikings.