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Ramiro "Ram" Cruz is the protagonist of Total Overdose: A Gunslinger's Tale in Mexico and Chili Con Carnage. He is a Mexican-American ex-convict forced to cooperate with the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to uncover the truth behind his father Ernesto's death after his older brother Tommy was too injured to continue the investigation.

After saving Marco, Tommy's informant inside the Morales Cartel, from a group of thugs Ramiro learned from him that druglord Cesar Morales had bragged about being Ernesto's killer. After having dismantled his drug operations in the region and intercepting him during a meeting, however, it was discovered that Cesar was merely a puppet and that the legendary Papa Muerte was the true mastermind and that he had an informant inside of the DEA who was only known as 'The Eagle'.

Eventually, Ramiro learned that General Montanez had supplied Cesar and that he was to pay him on Muerte's behalf. Ramiro snuck into Montanez's base and extracted the information he had about Muerte and the DEA agent before killing the general. As he left the base, however, Ramiro found Muerte's thugs trying to kill him instead of the escape he was expecting. Among the assassins was Agent Johson, the DEA spy who was responsible for Ernesto's death. Johnson escapes, and kidnaps Ramiro's ally and love interest Angel, but was captured and killed by Ramiro. Even though Papa Muerte's empire was still intact, Ernesto's death had been avenged.

Battle vs. Kane Hater (by 123chaseyoung)[]

No battle was written.

Expert's Opinion[]

Ramiro "Ram" Cruz wins because while Kane Hater is more tactical and smarter, Ram is too fast and too acrobatic for him to handle. His almost-superhuman agility will make it hard for Hater to even shoot him.

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Battle vs. Rico Rodriguez (by KevlarNinja)[]

Rico: 12345

Ram: 12345

On a Mexican ranch, a CIA helicopter lands. A CIA team, led by Rico, comes out. At the same time, a DEA team, led by Ram, rolls up in a van. The CIA team sees them and Rico fires his Mako Orca at the van's driver before he can get out.

Ram: 1234

In response, a DEA agent fires his M4 at a CIA agent.

Rico: 1234

As both teams fan out, a CIA agent fires his assault rifle and kills a DEA agent.

Ram: 123

Two CIA agents, followed by one DEA, go into a barn. Holding a combat shotgun, the DEA looks for the CIA agents. One tries to shoot him, but he fires faster.

Rico: 123

The second CIA does what his fellow agent failed to do and shoots the DEA with his own shotgun.

Ram: 12

As the agent heads to the barn doors, Ram, from the other side of the door, says "How..about" as he kicks open the doors "Some Mariachi!" ans uses his miniguns to put more holes in the agent then Swiss cheese.

Rico: 12

Ram picks up a stick of Dynamite and throws it at Rico, but only blows up a silo. On Ram's headset, his brother Tommy calls him. Tommy says "Ram, what's happening over there?!?!". Ram answers "I don't know These CIA guys came out of nowere! Look into it and I'll chop them down to size." Tommy states "I don't like the sound of that." Ram joins a DEA agent behind the cover of a silo. He gestures to go out of cover. Ram fires his Ingrams at the agents, but they run out of ammo. Rico fires his Air Propulsion gun, flipping over a tractor and almost crushing the DEA agents. Ram reloads his Ingrams and shoots a CIA agent.

Rico: 1

Ram and the agent head to a corn field, but Rico fires his Grappler at the agent, stabbing him in the chest and pulling him above Rico. Rico pulls it back, ripping a chunk out of the agent, and fires his sub machine gun, killing the agent six ways to sunday.

Ram: 1

Rico goes into the field, were Ram tires to kill Rico with a machete, but hits a corn stalk instead. Rico then shoots Ram with his shotgun.


On Ram's headset, Rico hears Tommy shouting "Ram? Ram? RAM?!?" Rico picks up the headset and tells Tommy, "I'm afraid your too late.". Then Rico crushes the headset in his hand and walks back to the helicopter.

Winner: Rico Rodriguez

Expert's Opinion[]

Rico managed to gain a victory due to his superior training. Cruz is only a DEA agent while Rico is a CIA agent given superior training.

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The battle was declared invalid because Ramiro Cruz was given an M4 carbine despite never using one.