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'Cause if you find yourself hanging out on a limb / And your chances of survival are increasingly slim / All the odds are stacked against you and your prospects are grim / Call the Organization Without a Cool Acronym
— OWCA Files

The Organization Without a Cool Acronym (OWCA), also known as the Agency, is a secret law enforcement agency lead by Major Monogram from the cartoon series Phineas and Ferb. The Agency is made up entirely of highly intelligent animals, though even Major Monogram doesn't know why this was the case. The Agency's main mission seems to be to stop evil scientists from taking over their respective areas of the United States.

Each OWCA agent is assigned their own evil scientist whose plans they have to thwart, though agents have been known to switch targets on occasion. OWCA agents are skilled in the art of disguise, being able to easily pass as an ordinary animal, and use various martial arts to compensate for their small stature. Gadegts issued to the agents depend on their mission, though they are always equipped with a grapling gun and fedora, which doubles as both uniform and multipurpose tool.

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Battles here were deemed to be unfair or otherwise not in accordance with wiki standards, and have been removed from the statuses of the warriors and displayed below.

Battle vs. Toon Patrol (by Oshbosh)[]

Toon Patrol:RedRedRedRedRed

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The Toon Patrol was in their black 1937 Dodge Humpback panel truck after Eddie Valiant and Roger Rabbit. Then a laser shot came and hit a wheel, causing it to crash. Smarty, Greasy, Psycho and Wheezy jump out of the car before it crashes. However, Stupid isn't so lucky, as he goes up with the explosion.

Toon Patrol:RedRedRedRed

O.W.C.A.:BlueBlueBlueBlueBlue

The O.W.C.A agents jump out including Perry the Platypus, Terry the Turtle, Agent E, Agent R and Agent F.

"Let's get them boys!" Smarty yelled out.

The Toon Patrol takes out their weapons. The agents take theirs out. The two armies charge. Greasy targets Agent R. Greasy slashes at him. Agent R attacks him with his claws. Greasy right hooks Agent R and plunges the switchblade into his neck.

Toon Patrol:RedRedRedRed

O.W.C.A.:BlueBlueBlueBlue

Agent E swoops down at Psycho and slashes at him with his talons. Psycho stabs his leg with the straight razor. Agent E then claws out his eyes. However, before he can fly back up, he is gunned down by Wheezy's Tommy Gun.

Toon Patrol:RedRedRed

O.W.C.A.:BlueBlueBlue

Greasy was shooting at Terry with his Semi Automatic Pistol. Terry the shot Greasy in the arm with his crossbow, causing him to drop the gun. Terry the equips his Ninja Glove and launches a puddle of acid. Greasy stumbles on it and loses his feet. Terry finishes him off with a crossbow to the brain.

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O.W.C.A.:BlueBlueBlue

Agent F tries to strangle Wheezy with his tongue, but has no avail. Wheezy just shoots Agent F in the mouth with his Tommy Gun.

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Terry then uses his Carbonator and sprays Wheezy's eyes. Wheezy eyes start getting irritated and lowers his eye sight. He doesn't see when Perry on a jetpack shoots him with a ray gun.

Toon Patrol:Red

O.W.C.A.:BlueBlue

Smarty then shoots Terry in the back of his head.

Toon Patrol:Red

O.W.C.A.:Blue

Smarty discards his Revolver and takes out a switchblade. Perry readies his fists.

"You bring fists to a knife fight? I expected more." Smarty taunts

Perry goes at Smarty and uppercuts the toon weasel. Smarty then slashes Perrys face and punches him aside.Before Smarty can finish him off, Perry elbows him and kicks him away. Smarty then kicks Perry in the chest and dazzles him. Smarty then punched the switchblade into Perry as he falls down dead.

Toon Patrol:Red

O.W.C.A.:

Smarty laughs and then remembers how upset Judge Doom will be. He walked back to find him.

Winner: The Toon Patrol

Experts Opinion[]

While the O.W.C.A. had better training that equals many special forces around the world and battle efficient weapons, the Toon Patrol was believed to have won due to the devastation of their Tommy Gun, their brutal killer instinct, and the simplicity and effectiveness of their weapons.

To see the original battle, weaponry, and votes, click here.

Reason[]

The battle has been declared invalid for nerfing the Toon Patrol's durability.

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