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Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
— Mr. Blonde

His real name Vic Vega, Mr. Blonde was a close friend and loyal associate of the Cabot crime family, to the point where he served 4 years in prison rather than turn on them. After his release, Vega was recruited by the Cabots for their latest heist, a diamond heist with five other men, all operating on codenames so they couldn't sell each other out. On the day of the heist, Blonde ordered the hostages not to ring the alarm, and began executing them when one did. In the chaos of the ensuing shootout with the police, the crew split up, and Blonde escaped by taking a cop hostage.

Bringing the cop, a man named Marvin Nash, to the warehouse where the crew was supposed to meet up, Blonde clashed with Mr. White and Mr. Pink, who accused him of compromising the heist with his behavior, though they also suspect someone on the crew is a cop, as the police arrived too soon to have been responding to the alarm. When Nice Guy Eddie Cabot arrived, he denied it being a set-up, then left Blonde alone with Nash and the heavily wounded Mr. Orange. Out of boredom, Blonde began torturing Nash, slicing his ear off then dousing him in gasoline, but was repeatedly shot by Orange, an undercover cop, before he could throw the match on him.

Battle Royale with Cheese (by BeastMan14)[]

TBW

Expert's Opinion[]

TBD.

1st: John Pilgrim

2nd: Jordi Chin

3rd: Boyd Crowder

4th: Lucas Hood

5th: Trevor Philips

6th: Joe (You Were Never Really Here)

7th: Bats

8th: Mister Blonde

9th: Dylan Cross

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