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It's-a me, Mario
— Mario

Mario is an Italian plumber and the main character of the Super Mario Brothers. Mario has had a lengthy history, with several different activities to keep him busy. From saving Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser, to fighting undead monsters and ghouls alongside his brother Luigi, and saving the galaxy several thousand times. He kart races with his pals, and he is one of the most versatile characters when it comes to experience.

However, what he has in experience he lacks in the creativity of character. He's often bland, with his background never really changing besides his Italian heritage and plumber activities. When it comes to physical capabilities, he also is fairly average.

Despite his faults and advantages, Mario has always remained an icon of gaming history. Ever since his debut on the '64, Mario has time and time again shown a likeable character for people of gaming. Armed with his ridiculous amounts of experience, power-ups, and sheer variety as a warrior makes him an opponent who must not be underestimated.

Battle vs. Tiny Tiger (by IceLoverMei)[]

At the Mushroom Kingdom Overworld

Song: New Super Mario Bros. - Overworld

Mario walking near Bowser Castle.

Mario: Well This is it. Bowser is gonna get a beating of his life and Peach can return safetly in the castle once again.

Suddenly the path to Bowser Castle was blocked off by a portal that will warp anyone or anything to an unknown universe.

Mario: Whao this is a strange form. Wonder what is Bowser is planning on this time? I can't get to the castle unless I get through this. Let'sa Go! *Jump into the portal*

At the Colosseum

Mario arrive, Looking around confused and surprised.

Mario: Hmm? This is a strange place? Why am I in an arena?

Mario look around as Tiny appear, Breaking the chains form his arms and landing behind Mario, Roaring at him.

Mario: *Turn around* WaaAaa!

Tiny: You no look like Bandicoot! You more puny.

Mario: Are you Bowser minion?

Tiny: RAAAAAAA TINY WORK FOR CORTEX, NOT BOWSER! *Get Triden out*

Song: Crash Bandicoot 2 - Tiny Tiger Theme Metal Remix

Mario: !!! Mama Mia!

FIGHT!

Tiny: *Jump at Mario*

Mario: OWAA *Roll to Dodge and Jump on Tiny head*

Tiny: GAHHH PUNY VERMIN *Continue trying to stomp at Mario* TINY SQUISH LITTLE MAN!

Mario: *Dodging barely while equiping Super Hammer*

Tiny: RAAAAAAAAAA DIE PUNY MAN!

Mario and Tiny begin clashing Hammer and Trident against one another as spark fly.

Tiny: HOLD STILL! *Stab Trident at Mario*

Mario: OH! *Roll backward as Tiny trident get stuck on the stone ground as Mario jump and slam hammer at Tiny* AHA

Tiny: GAHHHH *Get up* TINY MAD NOW! *Jump on Stand and Pull out some TNT Crates*

Mario: !!! *Quickly equip Fire Flower, Becoming Fire Mario*

Tiny begin throwing TNT at Mario as Mario throwing fireballs at the TNT, Exploding before they even reach him.

Tiny: GRRRRRRRRRR *Toss Last TNT at Mario in rage*

Mario: WHAO! *Back away to dodge and Jump off TNT Crate, Firing Fireballs at Tiny*

Tiny: ! *Get protected by Uka Uka Mask and exit off stage, Charging at Mario* TINY CRUSH YOU NOW!

Mario: Mama Mia, I was saving this for Bowser, But now be a good time to use it now. *Get out his Starman and turn invincible*

Song: Mario Kart 8 - Electrodome

Mario and Tiny begin clashing punches and attacks, Taking little damages from their invincibility.

Mario: WHAHA *Punch, Not at Tiny, But Uka Uka*

Uka-Uka: GAHHH!!!

Mario: SO LONG *Swing Hammer upward, Knocking Uka-Uka in the air*

Tiny: *Feel his invincibility ran out* ! Uh Oh!

Mario: HERE WE GO! *Perform Powerful Slam at Tiny head with Super Hammer*

Tiny: *Head get slammed to the ground by the force of the hammer, Unable to stand, Knocked out cold*

Song: Super Mario 3D World - Course Clear

Mario: AHA, I DID IT! *Grab a Super Charged Body Slam Powerup* Hmm, Must be a new way on beating Bowser. *Head out through portal*

N.Cortex: *Facepalm in disappointment* I really need some better henchmen.

Winner: Mario

Expert's Opinion[]

Despite Tiny Large Strength that boost him up, It not really much comparing to Mario feats and higher X-Factor. Tiny Tiger always known for being the strongest member in Cortex army but do to lack of brain and multiple defeats in the hand of Crash Bandicoot, Mario was able to out match Tiny before Tiny would even have a chance of hitting him. Beating him in many type of edge that he had.

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