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The Maasai (sometimes misspelled "Masai") are a Nilotic ethnic group of semi-nomadic people located in Kenya and northern Tanzania. They are among the best known of African ethnic groups, due to their distinctive customs and dress and residence near the many game parks of East Africa. They speak Maa (ɔl Maa), a member of the Nilo-Saharan language family that is related to Dinka and Nuer, and are also educated in the official languages of Kenya and Tanzania: Swahili and English. The Maasai population has reported as numbering 840,000 in Kenya in the 2009 census, compared to 377,000 in 1989 and 400,000 in 2000.

The Tanzanian and Kenyan governments have instituted programs to encourage the Maasai to abandon their traditional semi-nomadic lifestyle, but the people have continued their age-old customs. Recently, Oxfam has claimed that the lifestyle of the Maasai should be embraced as a response to climate change because of their ability to farm in deserts and scrublands. Many Maasai tribes throughout Tanzania and Kenya welcome visits to their village to experience their culture, traditions, and lifestyle

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Battle vs. Inuit Warrior (by Pygmy Hippo 2 and Kazanshin)[]

Forest in the Middle of Nowhere

The Inuit Raiders had been out hunting for whales in the Arctic ocean when a polar bear capsized their boat but afterwards, a bright light blinded them and faded to reveal an environment that was clearly not their home land. The Maasai Warriors had been guarding their cattle farms when a pride of lions charged at them but afterwards, again, a bright light blinded them and they were transported to a forest that wasn't in Africa. The two groups of warrior-hunters began exploring the new area before splitting off into groups of two and three to cover more ground but they would soon discover each other.

A Maasai accidentally stepped on a branch and alerted the nearby Inuit pair, one of which pulled out an Unak Harpoon and hurled it into the man's chest before he could raise his shield, leaving his partner to deal with two enemies after his corpse fell over with thepoint poking through his back. The Arctic inhabitants had two different strategies as the harpoon thrower went for rushing in with his War Club and wooden shield while his fellow waited with his Harpoon as he saw the African native thrust forward with the infamous Lion Spear, the long point penetrating through the shield with ease and then the man who was wielding it. After pushing the dead Raider off his weapon and noticing the other foe staring in shock that he had punched through ivory lamellar, the Warrior leapt at that enemy and stabbed downwards which resulted in his foe dodging the blow and trapping his spear shaft between his body and the Unak shaft.

The struggle soon ended with the Maasai letting go and making the Inuit stumble backwards with a kick before he pulled out a Rungu Club and his buffalo hide shield before his foe drew his close range weapon and shield combo as well for an even fight that started out with both circling each other before taking a swing at the shields. The whalebone tore a gash in the buffalo hide while the hardwood only made a dent in the wood and bounced off the sealskin, leaving the African native open to another swing that completely knocked the shield out of his hands and enabled the Arctic inhabitant to knock him over with a shield bash. The Warrior recovered fast enough to avoid a Club swing to the head and whacked the Rungu against his opponent's side but it merely bounced off the armor again before the Raider smashed his arm and broke it, his foe let out a yell of pain before being silenced as his head was split open with a single blow and then whacked again for good measure.

The Inuit turned to leave but was immediately shoved to the ground and held there as another Maasai raised his Rungu Club and brought it down repeatedly onto his face, breaking several bones and spraying blood everywhere until he'd hit him at leaat eight times which left his foe with a pile of gore where his head used to be. In another part of the forest, the three remaining Arctic inhabitants were walking past a bush when a poisoned arrow came out and hit the leader in the neck, leaving him to fall over and suffer a painful death but the African natives wouldn't get another easy kill. The Raiders quickly drew their shields and one took aim with his Pititsik before firing it, a death cry ringing out as another Warrior's shield failed to protect him and he ended up toppling over with an arrow in his heart but another charged out of the bushes.

The Maasai was too quick to get another arrow shot off so one of the Inuit instead held him back so his fellow could switch weapons, not noticing that had a Seme Knife with his shield until it was plunged into his wrist and his wooden shield was yanked away by the Rungu before the blade was then shoved into his throat. The African native didn't get to celebrate his victory as a Savitsuk Snow Knife was stabbed into his spinal cord from behind by the last Arctic inhabitant who then twisted it for good measure before yanking it out of the dead body. The Raider heard whistling behind him and moved around in the nick of time to block the arrow with his shield before sheathing the Savitsuk and approaching the Warrior who moved backwards while preparing another arrow shot which he got off.

The Inuit smashed the projectile out of the air as soon as it came towards him however and continued it with the next before he got close enough to destroy the Maasai's Bow with his Club, breaking it in half with a single swing and then going for a head strike only for his opponent to geab his arm and throw him to the ground. The African native retrieved his Lion Spear that was leaning against a tree and noticed that the Arctic inhabitant had his Unak Harpoon in his hands, he had landed right next to it, and took a quick feint jab at him which made his foe take two steps backward. The Warrior laughed as he pressed the advantage against the Raider who was being backed up into a tree before he took a stab of his own that only resulted in the Spear point smashing into the Harpoon and breaking it in two before it got through his lamellar.

The Maasai let the Inuit suffer for a couple seconds before delivering the killing blow as both warriors yelled at the same time but only one coughed up blood as his leather garments didn't save him from the Harpoon point while the other had suffered a flesh wound from the previous attack. Rather than leave his foe to bleed out, the Arctic inhabitant yanked the Unak out and got behind the African native before wrapping the rope on the shattered end around his neck before tightening it and slowly squeezed what little life was in his dying opponent out of him. The Maasai Warrior didn't even get a last breath before his corpse started falling over and the Inuit Raider let go, only to stab his back next, and finally walked off to figure out where exactly he was after killing a man.

Winner:Inuit Raider

Expert's Opinion[]

The Inuit Raider had the overall superior equipment in this fight with a better close range club, more versatile mid range spear, deadlier long range bow, and far tougher armor but the Maasai Warrior had the more lethal knife. The X-Factors were closer as rge Inuit had superior Training and Physique while the Maasai took Experience and Ruthlessness while Tactics was arguably equal. In the end however, it was the Raiders' sheer overwhelming armament advantage that enabled them to triumph against the Warriors.

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Battle vs. Mapuche Warrior (by Sidekickman)[]

Weapons used: Rungu Club, Lion Spear, Maasai Bow. Defense: Wicker Shield.

A Maasai warrior is walking around trough the arid desertic land, nothing but great rocks and the sky around him. Still he checks out every direction for any signs of trouble.

Suddenly, he sees how an arrow lands right in front of him, and quickly turns around to see where it came from. He sees a Mapuche warrior, wearing a Poncho and holding a bow on one of the great rocks. The Mapuche quickly readies another arrow, and fires at the Maasai.

The Maasai warrior grabs his Wicker Shield firmly, covering his body from the arrows as he runs closer to the Mapcuhe, so he can fire back. The Maasai’s Wicker Shield keeps him safe from the arrows that come his way, as he hides behind a big stone, and takes out his own bow and arrow, preparing to fire back.

Meanwhile, the Mapuche has run out of arrows, he grabs his Tacuara spear and starts climbing down from the great rock, to where the Maasai warrior is hiding. The Maasai, noticing that no more arrows are coming his way, gets up from his cover, aims and fires at the Mapuche.

The arrow misses the Mapuche’s head by just a few inches, and he jumps down the few feet that remain to the ground, holding his Tacuara Spear, she runs towards the Maasai Warrior.

The Maasai fires another arrow, again missing the Mapuche who’s getting closer and closer. The third arrow finally meets its target, as it hits the Mapuche on the left shoulder, stopping his charge. The Mapuche drops the big Tacuara Spear, and pulls off the arrow, thanks to his Poncho it didn’t manage to penetrate too far. He looks up just in time to see how the Maasai has grabbed his Lion Spear and hurls it towards him.

The Mapuche ducks just in time, as the Lion Spear misses him and strikes the rocks behind him, he loos up once again to see the Maasai charging towards him giving a war cry and holding the Wicker Shield on one hand, and the Rungu Club on the other.

The Mapuche grabs his stone Mace, and dodges the first strike from the Maasai’s Rungu Club, aimed at his head, then a second one aimed at his torso.

The Mapuche then sees an opening on the Maasai’s defense, and swings his Stone Mace, hitting the Maasai on the right arm, the one holding the Rungu Club.

The Maasai gives a cry of pain as the strike breaks his arm, he drops the Rungu Club as he can no longer keep a grip on it, falling to his knees, and releases the Wicker Shield as he uses his left hand to hold his right arm. The Maasai Warrior looks up as the Mapuche grabs the Stone Mace with two hands, and strikes down, breaking the Maasai’s skull.

The Maasai’s lifeless body falls down on the ground, head bleeding out. The Mapuche looks down at his defeated foe, lifts his Stone Mace and looking up at the sky he yells out “Marichiwewwww!”

Winner: Mapuche.

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The battle was disregarded because the author used a sock account to vote on it.