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— General Butt Naked on his sacrifices
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Joshua Milton Blahyi, better known under his alias of General Butt Naked, is a former commander of forces under the wider control of Liberian warlord Roosevelt Johnson and preacher. Blahyi would often lead his men into battle naked, believing that his nakedness and sacrifice of human beings to the Devil made him invisible against bullets and grant him special powers to capture towns on his own.
Blahyi's rampage ended in 1996 when the First Liberian Civil War came to a close. He converted to Christianity after having a vision of Jesus telling him that if he didn't repent for his sins, he would die. He since expressed willingness to be tried for war crimes at the Hague, became the President of the End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc., and married Pastor Mrs. Josie.
Battle vs. Osama bin Laden (by Impaler5150)[]
Osama bin Laden and 4 Al-Qaeda terrorists are in the middle of worshipping when General Butt Naked and 4 of his ULIMO fighters run around crazy firing of shots at random, one of them being killing a Taliban with the Tokarev (5-4). Osama and the Al-Qaeda scatter, returning fire, killing a Cannibal, shooting him between the eyes with his Makarov (4-4). 2 of the ULIMO/Cannnibals hurry up to try to snort their drugs, only to be killed by an RPG-7 (2-4). Out of a hut, one of the ULIMO/Cannibals fires a bazooka, killing 2 of the Al-Qaeda fighters (2-2). Osama tries to creep up on General Butt Baked, but the General catches Osama, so Osama runs away, leaving his only other Al-Qaeda terrorist to be killed by the General with the PK machine gun. As Osama stops for a breather, he spots a ULIMO/Cannibal eating one of the Al-Qaeda terrorists while being stoned. Osama shoots him with the Makarov (1-1). General Butt Naked spots bin Laden grieving. Not thinking, Butt Naked runs at bin Laden, unaware that bin Laden has loaded the RPG-7. Running into a parked car trying to hide, bin Laden takes a chance at firing into the car next to the one Butt Naked was hiding, blowing both cars up, srnding pieces of Butt Naked flying (1-0). Bin Laden grievess as he returns to worship.
Expert's Opinion[]
Osama wins due to experience with his weapons and the familiar terrain, as well as General Butt Naked was a crazed out-of-control warlord.