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Cake please!
— Fat Princess

Fat Princess is the bubbly heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Titania whose love of her people is only surpassed by her love for cake. Often she would travel to other kingdoms to raid them of their cake supply and is often accompanied by her loyal soldiers.

One day she heard of a distant kingdom whose cake supply hadn't been depleted. Knowing better to stop Fat Princess from going, the King granted her a small group of soldiers before sending her on her way.

In her campaign, Fat Princess eventually encountered Evil Cole MacGrath who mocked and threatened her. Offended by Evil Cole's rudeness, Fat Princess challenged him to a fight and managed to defeat him. Shortly after she faced Polygon Man and defeated him, absorbing his godlike power. Returning to Titania, she used her newfound abilities to spread joy throughout the kingdom.

Battle vs. Sir Daniel (PlayStation All-Stars) (by Cfp3157)[]

A misty fog covers an ancient crypt, moving slightly aside as the doors opened with an ominous creak. Out stepped, in knightly armor and armed from head to toe, Sir Daniel Fortesque. Once a cowardly liar and cheat, Sir Daniel has been given a second chance to fight back against the hordes of Zarok and the enemies of his homeland. Sir Dan hefted his sword in hand, yelling with valor "For Gallowmere!" and running forward. This charge of bravery was short, however, as our hero tripped on his own hammer, causing his skull to become dislodged and sent tumbling down the hill. Sir Dan stumbled about once more, searching in vain for his head onward into the fog....

Sir Daniel Fortesque: Red Red Red Red Red

Meanwhile, the gates of Titania's closest fort near Gallowmere open to the sound of trumpets and horns. Their beloved Princess had begun her journey now, officially wandering the countrysides in search of the legendary land that the messenger had told her about. "Let's go, we need to find my cake!" She ordered, annoyed at the slow progress her servants were taking at hauling her enormous body. The Mage, finally annoyed by her all her complaining, summoned a gigantic cupcake mirage. "CAAAAAAAAKKE!!!!!!" She yelled, abandoning her servants as the Mage barely kept the mirage up. "Smart move, buddy." The Warrior commented, shrugging his sword back into a more comfortable place. The party continued onward, happening to enter into a quiet, unnoticeable graveyard....

Fat Princess: Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue

The Princess' party continued to march forth, searching in vain for this land with endless cake. The Mage, exhausted, let down the mirage of the cupcake. The Princess, thoroughly confused and annoyed, immediately sat down only to let out a yelp of pain.

Sir Daniel continued to scratch the ground for his head, until he somehow heard a scream. Running toward the sound, Sir Dan's head glared at the headless skeleton. "Over. Here." It mumbled, still somewhat dazed after the Princess sitting on him.

Princess disgustingly kicked the head back at the skeleton, shuddering at the grossness. The skeleton body picked up the head, before bowing."I am Sir Daniel Fortesque, hero fo Gallowmere!" Princess raised her eyebrow in suspective way, but her Warrio guard quickly drew his sword. "Stay away from our Princess!" he yelled, the Worker and Mage following suit. Sir Dan, sighing, drew his own sword and assumed a battle stance.


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