“ | There's nothing I hate more than someone else trying to control the direction of my life. My wheel is mine to hold. If I'm not the one steering the ship, then I'm not truly alive.
— Eizen
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Eizen, whose true name is Ufemew Wexub, was "born" on a mountain, materializing from the Earthpulse as most Malaks do. He lived there, and eventually encountered another Malak materialized from the same place. He named her Edna, and the pair decided to become siblings. After some time, he realized his Domain was attracting misfortune, and left his sister behind to protect her. He joined up with the legendary pirate Van Aifread, and went on many a misadventure with the him and the crew of the Van Eltia, who took his curse in stride.
Years later, Aifread was captured by the Abbey. In a bid to free him from their clutches, Eizen takes command of the pirate crew, planning to demolish the fortress of Vortigern to regain sea passage to Midgand. There, he comes across Velvet Crowe and her group, and enlists their assistance. Velvet and her band take Eizen in as well, not only taking his curse in stride but using it to grow stronger. Eizen uses them to gain information on Aifread, eventually coming to trust and care for the rest of Magilou's Menagerie in full.
After Velvet kills her target, Eizen returns to the Van Eltia, continuing to travel with Aifread's crew despite Aifread's death and the crew losing the ability to see him. 800 years later, he ends up in conflict with a Lord of Calamity, with disastrous results. One of the only members of the fight left standing, Eizen allows himself to be corrupted by malevolence, turning into a dragon. He immediately eats the Lord of Calamity, saving the world from disaster at the cost of his sanity.
Two hundred years later, the Sheperd Sorey would slay Eizen's dragon form, with the help of Edna and Eizen's old friend, Zavied, who had promised to kill him if he became a dragon.
The Tohno Family Con Game (by Leolab)[]
Prologue[]
“You ready, Rin?” Kiritsugu asks, knocking on the door to Shirou’s apartment.
“We are, yes,” his son says from behind the door, and a split second later it opens. Rin steps out, dressed in her usual red sweater and skirt, while Shirou steps out behind her, comparatively shabby in his t-shirt and jeans.
“Thank you for protecting me,” she says, giving Kiritsugu a bow, “I was nervous when the evictors started coming around, but you defended us even though you didn’t have to.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Kiritsugu replies, walking them to the elevator, “Besides, Leo’s taking exception to this move of Cfp’s, at least for now. It’s part of my job.”
“Still, thank you,” Rin says, in a rare moment of pure sincerity, “I’ll invite you to dinner in my new mansion.”
“I’ll take you up on that,” Kiritsugu says, giving an equally rare smile as he holds the door open for the pair to exit into the Lower District. They step into the hazy, smoggy air, wrinkling their noses as they walk to the bus stop. They duck under the open roof and sit on a bench, simply enjoying each other’s company while ignoring the blonde girl in a white sailor uniform as she stares intently at the bus schedule, tablet in hand. The peaceful silence is broken by the sound of yelling behind them, and the pair turn to look at the employment agency. An elderly man with white hair and robes is thrown out the door, his staff clattering to one side as he lands hard on the ground.
He struggles to his feet, only to get knocked back down by a blonde, uniformed highschooler with spectral ox horns sprouting from her head, flipped face down, and pinned. A massive purple-skinned man in tattered pirate garb slowly, deliberately walks out, kneeling to speak face-to-face.
“How many times do I have to tell you, old man?” he growls, “No one. No. One. Is hiring the homeless. I’d rather have a drowned sewer rat come up and ask than another one of you. Could actually do my damn job.”
“That’s… not…”
“Not your fault, yes, so I have heard. I care not. I can’t even sell you to a brothel, you worthless sack of bones.” To punctuate his rant, the pirate pulls out a dagger. The girl, knowing what’s coming, closes her eyes and looks away as Saruman struggles to break free.
A shot rings out, muffled by the sound of the arriving bus, and the man ceases his struggle. Rin and Shirou turn away, waiting as the few riders who live near the last stop on the line file out. Rin gives the blonde girl, still staring at the bus schedule, a rough poke in the shoulder as they board, alerting her to the arrived bus.
About an hour and a half later, the pair gets off the automated golf cart that took them from the entrance up the dirt road leading to the mansion. They look at the sprawling stretch of forest and grassland behind them, the hill affording them a good view.
“How large is this?” Shirou mutters, awed.
“A hundred and twenty acres,” a voice comes from behind them, “A little larger than Vatican City,” it continues as they turn around, seeing a translucent figure in a grey polo and navy cargo pants, his face obscured by a mask. The figure was instantly recognizable as Leo, even if the mask had taken on a grey-and-black coloring rather than its usual orange-and-blue.
“Come on, you’re the last to arrive,” he says, waving them into the building. They walk through the towering double doors, Shirou gawking at the massive gold chandelier, finely cut rubies refracting the fire within to give the entryway a reddish tint. The figure leads them to a slightly out-of-place metal door, pressing a button. The doors open, revealing an elevator furnished with a minifridge and a reclining chair. The three file in, and Leo presses a button.
The elevator descends, and a short hallway later they step into a room, furnished with a fridge, stove, couches, and televisions seemingly placed at random. The room was packed with identical boys and girls, a few unique faces poking out amidst the sea of clones. A white-haired man with a mask covering the lower half of his face, another white-haired man and a muscled blonde sharing drinks, and an African man towering impassively with a gold eye. The ghostly man they followed flickered out of existence, seemingly rejoining the actual Leo as they entered the room.
“Now that you’re all here,” he says, drawing the room’s attention, “I’ll explain how today’s going to play out. As you’re probably aware, I tend to run events like this – Battle Royales – rather frequently. This time, there’s a bit of a twist to it. It’s a big ol’ game of tag. One of you… him,” Leo continues, pointing at Master, “will start as a Demon. The rest of you are Human.”
“Excuse me,” one of the identical boys says, raising his hand, “As I am, in fact, a demon, would it not be more appropriate to…”
“No, there’s a reason for this. He insisted, since it’s following a pattern.”
“Very well.”
“Now, Master here will chase you all down, and tag you by inflicting what would be mortal damage on a human. If a Human is tagged by a Demon, they will join the Demon side. Humans win by avoiding capture for the full eight hour time limit, Master wins by turning every human into a demon. Yes, Dantalion?” Leo asks, and the female Dantalion puts its hand down.
“We have a distributed consciousness. How does this apply to us?”
“Fifty of you must be tagged, and you will all join the Demon side if that happens.”
“Thank you.”
“Now, when you take fatal damage, you will be returned to this room. That door will open every forty-five minutes, letting those inside escape. It will not allow passage to the Dantalions until they have had at least fifty members tagged,” Leo says, and one of the Dantalions sheepishly lowers his hand, “You will be notified when someone has been turned into a Demon. And with that out of the way… the stakes.
“I believe I asked each of you to bring your most valuable possession. In addition to housing, these will serve as the prizes. If Master wins, he gains custody of all of them. If anyone else wins, it’s divided between them. Let’s start with… Gokiburi.”
At the prompting, a hand snakes out from under the central table, placing a piece of cloth on top. The Dantalions, the first to see, grimace in revulsion and scorn as one.
“Gokiburi, what the actual fuck?” Leo asks, facepalming.
“My treasure. A pair of Alice’s panties.”
“Okay, fine,” Leo says with a sigh, “I should have expected this. Master, hopefully you’ll be more normal?”
“Easily,” Master says as he wades through the Dantalions, placing a black square on the table, “The badge identifying me as an Executioner,” he says, and wades back towards the wall.
“I guess I’ll go next,” the other silver-haired man says, and places a wrapped bundle on the table. “Coffee biscuits,” Thancred says, “Given to me by my… daughter. Not nutritious, but sentimental.”
The large African man places a sheaf of notes on the table, “A collection of my research on the Spirit Swords,” Zasalamel announces, “My first written work. Like the biscuits, mostly sentimental in value.”
“And this is mine,” the large Blonde says, placing a locket on the table. “A gift from my sister,” Eizen explains, and returns to the back of the room.
A man in plate armor makes his way to the table next, placing a wooden figurine of a dog on the table. “A carved Mabari. Made it myself,” Carver says, “Not like I can just give it to Merrill,” he mutters as he backs away, only to be replaced by one of the identical girls.
“Each piece in our collection is equally valuable,” she says, pompously, “So here. A randomly selected book from it.”
“And this is mine,” a young girl with a bandaged hand says, placing a pair of frames on the table, “Akihito gave these to me,” Mirai says, blushing furiously as she stumbles away from the table.
“Rin?” Leo asks, looking at the twintailed girl.
She smiles and slips behind Shirou, and the boy stumbles forward as she gives him a hard shove in the back.
“Shirou,” she says, as he gapes.
“Well, now that that’s done,” Leo says, while Master attempts in vain to hold his laughter, “You get five minutes to disperse, after which Master will have seven hours and fifty-five minutes to find you. And kill you. Have fun.”
The First Hour[]
The door opened, and a rush of bodies streamed out of the room. Fortunately, no one was trampled in the rush, and all were spared the most ignominious of ends. In contrast to the throng heading left, towards the hallway leading to the elevator, Mirai quietly breaks off in the other direction. As a few Dantalions also separate from the group, heading into the library, she makes her way to the thin, vertical seam she noticed while coming down.
The seam grows, soundlessly, and she steps through as the thick doors, made from an unknown bluish metal, slide shut behind her. She cautiously slides around the pillar, making note of the choke points, and approaches the larger, thicker metal door on the other end. Like the previous one, it slides open without a sound, letting her into a comfortable bedroom. One side of the room was filled with monitors and a keyboard, the other had a bed, a transparent and fully-stocked fridge, and the third a full kitchen.
She peeks through the door in the corner, seeing a luxurious bathroom, and taps a few buttons on the keyboard. A mute hissing sound follows, the door barring and locking itself, and the monitors flicker to life. She opens the fridge, pulling out a can of Coke. She flips the tab, taking a sip as she sits on a beanbag chair in front of the monitors. One of them shows the elevator doors on the ground floor, opening to let through a torrent of Dantalions and three men alongside them.
They separate to the side, letting the flood of bodies disperse slightly. The two in long coats, Eizen and Thancred, lock eyes and nod to each other before turning to Carver, standing awkwardly in his plate armor.
“Eizen and I have decided to work together,” Thancred says, putting on his second-most-charming smile, “If you want to join in, well… the more the merrier, as they say.”
“Just know we can’t guarantee your safety,” Eizen says, flipping the gold coin in his hand, “If you want to ride with the Reaper, you best be strong. Or foolish. My curse will bring us bad luck.”
“I just so happen to be used to the gods shitting in my dinner,” Thancred says, smile still in place, “So, what say you?”
“I can look after myself well enough,” Carver says, taking a step back, “And I can do that better if I’m not looking out for you as well.”
“Fair enough,” Eizen says, “No hard feelings when we fight.”
“Yes, no hard feelings when I win,” Carver says tauntingly as he walks away. As he ascends the staircase to the balcony, Eizen and Thancred slip into the other hallway, moving further into the dining room. The Templar’s armor rattles as he trudges up the 32-foot-high spiral staircase, Grace-Maker jostling on his back. The metal lets out a loud clang as he drops to a sitting position, staring over the low wall at the elevator doors.
The elevator rings on the third floor, and a smaller chunk of Dantalions exits, followed by Rin and Zasalamel. The latter two look around at the floor as the Dantalions disperse, instinctively seeking out the library. The twintailed magus leans against the wall, stretching as the large African man rests his scythe on the floor, looking around.
“I had expected to be the only… normal one on this floor,” he says, turning his eye on Rin, “I would ask you not drag me down.”
“Ah, don’t worry about that,” Rin says, “I’m going to be going to the guest house, anyway. Much easier for me to fight in.”
“Then I think you are on the wrong floor.”
“Oh, no, there’s an exit here,” she says, inclining her head towards the balcony to the left.
“A bold choice,” Zasalamel says impassively, “Maybe you will survive.”
“Definitely will if he takes much longer,” Rin frowns, “It’s been fifteen minutes already, thanks to the Dantalions.”
“Indeed. I wonder if he has a plan in mind.”
A split second later, the pair hears the sound of gears turning and cables running. A quick rasp later, and the elevator behind them descends to the lowest level, ringing as it opens. Taking her cue, Rin gives Zasalamel a fearless grin and charges left, her legs glowing green as she sprints out the doors and flips over the balcony. Zasalamel hears the muted thud of her landing and the chime of the elevator arriving on the first floor, and turns back to the hallway and rooms. He has some exploring to do.
The door opens with a click, and Mirai carefully reaches into the microwave. A sharp tug on the bag opens it, and she smiles as the savory smell of popcorn fills the panic room. She trots back to the desk and chair, grabbing a handful as she watches the cameras on the first floor. She picks up her soda in the other hand, taking a sip as the elevator door on the monitor opens.
Out of the door steps a slim, white-suited man with grey hair. He adjusts his mask, looking at the floor around him. A metallic glint catches his eye, up on the balcony overlooking the floor. He sighs, trudging to the steps and up them. He reaches the fourth floor in short order, glaring at Carver as the Templar picks himself up.
“Do you fight as well as you hide?” Master asks, tauntingly taking a barehanded stance.
“Better. A lot better,” Carver says, drawing his sword.
“A low bar to clear,” Master says, launching himself forward.
A kick off the floor sends him away from Carver’s attack, and another one sends him back, landing nimbly on the edge of his sword and throwing a punch to the younger Hawke’s face. Carver swings his sword up as he reels, dislodging Master. He leaps forward with a slash, trying to catch Master off-balance. The Executioner simply ducks under the swipe, kicking Carver in the shin.
Carver winces, feeling the blow even through his plate, and follows up with a pommel blow that Master simply catches with his palm. He uses his free hand to slam a punch into Carver’s chest, denting the plate. Carver rides the blow, using the momentum to disengage and reset. He slams his weapon into the ground, creating a small shockwave that staggers Master.
Seeing his chance, Carver lets loose a blast of righteous fire, conveniently ignoring how similar a Templar’s abilities are to a Mage’s. The burst brightens the area around him with a flash, and when the light fades his opponent is nowhere to be seen. He smiles confidently, letting his sword drop to his side.
A weight then slams into his back, throwing him on the ground. A pair of fists slam into the back of his head, driving his face through the carpet to dent the stone below.
“Naïve. Unskilled. But you will be an asset, for now,” Master says, bringing his fists down again, slamming Carver’s head into the floor. The Templar feels a cold, steel tube on the back of his head, and his vision cuts out as Master turns the Jutte on.
Seconds later, Carver gasps back to life, standing in the room where they started. His chest heaves as he gasps, the pain of dying still lingering in his mind, before looking up to see a man in an impassive grey mask lounging in a chair and a boy with orange hair at the kitchen range.
“Oh, hi Carver,” Shirou says, deftly making some food, “Didn’t expect anyone back so soon. I’ll have this ready quick.”
Carver collapses into the couch next to him in response, burying his head in the surprisingly soft cushions.
“I think your lack of malice only makes it worse,” Leo mutters, tapping his mask with two fingers.
“And we have our first casualty,” Leo’s voice rings in Eizen and Thancred’s ears, startling them and nearly causing Thancred to drop the sack of food he raided from the kitchens, “Carver Hawke is now a Demon.”
“So much for him winning,” Thancred says as they slip around the pool.
“Figured as much. A man like that, all barking and insecure… He’s no fighter,” Eizen says, taking extra care to stay away from the water, an action which did not go unnoticed.
“What, can’t swim?” Thancred asks, tauntingly.
“I’m an Earth Malak. I sink.”
“Some pirate you make,” Thancred says as the pair runs through the corridors leading to the guest rooms, eventually heading to the door to the back of the mansion. They burst out, sprinting across the open ground in a mad dash to reach the woods.
They spin as they reach the treeline, Thancred reaching for his gunblade while magic glows around Eizen’s fists. They both relax as they see an empty lawn behind them, grimacing at the anticlimax even as they felt relief.
On the other side of the mansion, Rin quietly trails behind a herd of Dantalions, staying slightly behind and to the side as they head down the dirt road leading to the guest house. It was obvious from his posture that the man chasing them was cunning; Rin wouldn’t put it past him to have arrived first and place traps around some major choke points, like the bridges leading to the guest house.
She watches the Dantalions carefully as they move along, shadowing them closely to be sure she was on safe ground.
The Second Hour[]
The elevator door rings on the first floor, hissing open as Zasalamel steps out, looking around at the entryway. His footsteps on the stone tiles echo as he walks, broken every now and then by the rap of his scythe hitting the floor as he moves through the hallways and rooms, pretending not to notice the metallic bootfalls trying to stay quiet.
He nods as he moves, the general layout of the rooms confirming what he had initially suspected: whoever designed this mansion was not only wholly unfamiliar with architecture, but also with the tastes of the bourgeoise the mansion was clearly meant to imitate. He turns sideways, barely squeezing through a narrow hallway - all of four feet wide. He hears a shuffling of papers on the other side of the wall as he moves, marking the presence of more Dantalions and another library.
The crevasse opens up into a wider room, a large body of water in the middle. Zasalamel walks up to it and kneels, dipping his hand inside and cupping a small amount of the liquid in his hands. He gives it a sniff, before letting it pass through his fingers. The chemical smell was similar to chlorine, meaning this was likely not safe to drink.
He stands, walking to the randomly-placed stairwell nearby. Up it, he finds a massive bedroom, covered in gold and jewels to the point of parody. He stops in the middle, waiting as the poorly-muffled footsteps get closer. He turns, striking out with his palm as his assailant closes in.
Carver reels, hit square in the chest, and grimaces as he sees a purple orb floating around his body. He users his powers to cleanse it, charging back in with his sword. He was finally in his element, fighting against a mage. He swings his sword in an overhand chop, only for it to be deflected by the larger man’s scythe. A massive palm closes over Carver’s face, as Zasalamel grabs Carver by the head and throws him.
The templar’s armor rattles as he slams into the wall and struggles to his feet, while Zas walks towards a window. Carver feels magic, and tries to activate his powers before a wave of force throws him off balance. It flings him in front of Zasalamel, who lashes out with another palm strike. Another orb pops into existence, only to explode and send Carver reeling back.
Zasalamel follows up with a swing, slamming his scythe into Carver’s side. The templar’s armor saves him, and protects him again as the larger man hooks him back, sending Carver to the ground behind his opponent. Zasalamel lashes out with a kick as he turns, launching Carver into the air and out the window. As he falls, he feels magic acting on him yet again, accelerating his descent. He slams into the ground before being bounced, several stories higher than the mansion.
A few seconds later, Carver staggers, in the starting room once again. Just like before, a man in a grey mask lounges in a chair, having barely changed position, while an orange-haired youth cooks. Something felt off about this, but he didn’t really know what.
“It’ll be ready soon,” Shirou says, taking a glance back at Carver.
“Not good at this, are you?” Leo mutters, and Carver grimaces before realizing what was weird.
There was no way these two could have finished the massive plate of deviled eggs Shirou had made last time, especially since Leo didn’t seem to eat a bite. Now the boy was stirring a pot of soup, clearly meant for three people.
“You didn’t expect me back here, did you?” Carver asks, “So why are you making enough for three?” Shirou’s back stiffens, giving him the answer he needs. The templar glares at the room as he stalks around it, trying to ignore Leo’s laughter. Carver nods to himself, looking at the table and raising his sword.
Leo snaps his fingers, teleporting the dishes out of the way as Carver chops the table in half. A shadow darts out from under it, the uniformed girl turning to face her foe, daggers in hand. Gokiburi grimaces, her hiding spot now found. They glare at each other, the room falling silent. Shirou takes off his apron, turning to face the pair as well. He takes a step forward, and the sound of his foot on the tile floor broke the silence.
At that, Carver charges, swinging in a broad arc as he closes in. Gokiburi simply leaps over the sword, stabbing downwards with her daggers. They skitter off of his plate, however, and she lands, ducking under the follow-up swing and the shattered splinters of furniture. She slides under him, dodging another overhand swing, and flips up, planting a foot on his back. Her attempt to stab him in the head is foiled as he spins, throwing her off.
She lands on a wall as Carver continues to spin, making his way to her position as he tries to imitate a tornado. As he closes in, she leaps off the wall, hearing a yell as she does so.
“TRACE ON!”
Shirou, caught between them, manifests Kanshou and Byakuya. His black blade intercepts Carver’s strikes, stopping the Templar. His white blade, however, misses. Gokiburi, having read his moves, launched herself at a sharper angle than he had predicted. She lands under his arm and springs up, stabbing her daggers through Carver’s jaw and into his head.
She rides the momentum, falling on top of Carver’s dying body. She yanks the daggers out as it vanishes, standing with a triumphant smile. Her moment of victory lasts half a second, however, as Carver pops back into existence next to her. He draws his sword into a diagonal slash, bisecting her before she could react.
She reappears a second later, frowning in displeasure. She, Shirou, and Carver look around at the ruined room, the only intact furniture the kitchen and Leo’s chair. The User snaps, restoring the room to normal, and places two fingers on his mask.
Mirai jumps as the notification of Gokiburi’s death is broadcast directly to her brain, breaking her concentration. She groans and scrubs her glasses, looking at the sheets of paper spread over the panic room’s desk. She sighs, gathering them up and placing them inside a backpack emblazoned with the DFederal West logo. Hopefully Mr. Chaos would forgive her a bit of lateness.
She sits in front of the monitors, tapping the keyboard a couple times. One zooms in on a twintailed girl in a red sweater and skirt, approaching the guest house apprehensively.
The Third Hour[]
In one of the mansion’s many libraries, the Dantalions simply read. Or about a quarter of them do; the rest buzz about in furious activity, rearranging the shelves.
“Dantalion, what are you reading?”
“Fabre.”
“Which universe?”
“Currently unknown, appears to be Prime.”
Their conversation is cut off as the doors slam open, a white-haired man in a white suit walking in, his jutte activated and held loosely at his side. The Dantalions rise, drop, or simply turn, looking at the intruder as one.
“You are here earlier than expected,” one of the female bodies says, “And with less backup. Might I inquire as to why?”
“The mansion and grounds are large. I need scouts,” Master says.
“That is… logical. It’s been so long that I don’t know how to react,” one of the male bodies mutters, “But you didn’t answer the second question. I’d think you’d need more than one against thirty,” a different male body continues, “The other two fighting in the basement should show that,” a female body finishes.
“I am enough if I go all-out,” he says, charging forward.
“And there’s the idiocy we’re accustomed to,” a Dantalion says as several fire spheres of light at the invader, “Do not assume we are weak because we prefer to read, human.”
“And do not presume me weak for being human,” Master says, deflecting each shot with his jutte while running towards the closest Dantalion. The lights crash into the floor, detonating as the targeted Dantalion manifests a sword made out of paper. He swings at the charging Master, who catches the blade between the prongs of his jutte.
A twist sends the sword flying away, dissolving into paper before impaling another Dantalion. Master strikes with his other hand, sending the Dantalion reeling with an uppercut before following through with his weapon, bisecting the demon. He spins, hitting another sphere of light and sending it through the heart of a Dantalion trying to snipe him with a bow-and-arrow.
He feels a rush of air and leans back, barely avoiding the charge of a female spear-wielding Dantalion. A quick motion of his arm clotheslines her with the jutte, taking a chunk out of her neck. He then throws his weapon, deflecting a flying dagger and piercing the chest of the Dantalion who threw it. He sidesteps another Dantalion coming at him with a halberd, giving the paper shaft a sharp tug. The additional momentum staggers her, giving him just enough time to slip behind her and snap her neck.
Master throws himself into a back handspring, dodging a barrage of spheres that cratered the ground. He lands, scooping up his jutte from the floor and posing dramatically for a second before charging back into the fight.
“So, Eizen,” Thancred asks, leaning against a tree as a fire roasts chunks of the meat he pilfered from the kitchens, “Malakhim are a sort of elemental spirit, right?”
“Pretty much, yeah,” Eizen replies, sitting on a log, “why?”
“Just curious as to how you have a sister.”
“Oh, that. We Malaks don’t have parents; Edna and I just sort of… had a connection.”
“I see,” Thancred says, not sure how to continue.
“You have a daughter, right?” Eizen continues, “Edna’s physical age should be around her’s.”
“Really? I was going to see if my silver tongue could get a user to bring Ryne here. Maybe I should ask for Edna as well.”
“Maybe you should,” Eizen says, flipping his coin, “though they might end up fighting each other, if Leo’s any indication of how things work.”
“Hope you get a good place, then,” Thancred says, “Wouldn’t want Edna to live in the Lower District.”
“Oh, now those are fighting words,” Eizen says, standing, “You really think your daughter can beat my sister?”
In the basement of the mansion, Carver ducks under a paper axe, spinning to slice a Dantalion in half. Gokiburi bounces off his back, using him as a living springboard to grab and stab another, making their third kill. Gokiburi ducks under a blast of light, which destroys Carver’s torso. She rolls, ducking and weaving between the magic and paper trying to cut her down.
She slips around a Dantalion with a dagger, stabbing him in the back. He twists as he falls, yanking her own knife out of her hands. Another Dantalion lashes out with a paper chain, wrapping around Gokiburi’s other arm. The demon pulls, hard, sending Gokiburi flying through the air. A cluster of lights slam into her, not even leaving a corpse.
The elevator chimes, and the Dantalions turn as one to look at the new arrival. They launch a barrage of lights, arrows, and other projectiles at the emerging Master, who simply runs past them and leaps into the air, grabbing a floating Dantalion.
They tumble to the ground, Master landing on top. He grabs his jutte and ignites it, piercing her heart.
“And that’s fifty,” a voice comes through his head, “The Dantalions are now on the Demon side.”
“Good,” Master says, standing up, “Fan out, gather information. Keep one body with me, and one for each other demon so that we can communicate.”
The Dantalions nod, and the surviving group follows him to the elevator.
“Two of the other targets are in the guest house,” a Dantalion says, “I suggest you go there next.”
“I see. We will crush them.”
The Fourth Hour[]
“Wait up,” Gokiburi says as she and Carver exit the starting room, turning left instead of right. She approaches the wall, peering at the unusual air currents. She runs her hand along the wall, finding a small seam.
“It’s just a wall, Gokiburi,” Carver says dismissively.
“I wouldn’t be so sure,” one of the accompanying Dantalions says, “It’s odder than she is, true,” the other continues, “Think we should break it?”
“Please,” Gokiburi says, and retreats behind Carver as a hail of light batters the wall, which glows brighter every time it is hit. It eventually caves, letting out a deafening boom as it collapses.
The sound reverberates into the panic room, startling Mirai awake. She scrambles off the plush bed, putting her glasses on in a hurry as the inner door also collapses. She rips the bandage off her right palm, shaping her blood into a sword and parrying Gokiburi’s dagger. She kicks the other girl away, and slashes at Carver.
The Templar blocks with his sword, channeling his magic-stopping abilities into it. Mirai’s weapon turns back into liquid, spraying over Carver and the floor. Grinning in anticipation, he levels his sword at his foe’s heart, stabbing in.
“How unpleasant,” Mirai mutters, deftly manipulating the blood on the floor to slide under Carver’s foot as he steps into the move. He slips, falling on the floor, and she leaps over his prone body and gathers up the spilled blood. She throws one shard at Gokiburi, forcing her to block it, and creates a fine mist with the rest to obscure the Dantalions’ sight.
She quickly slips between them and out of the room, ducking around the corner. She mutters an apology under her breath as she slips the ring off her pinky and runs to the elevator, fleeing Carver’s screams of pain. A press of the button later, she brings her sword up again, parrying a pair of daggers flying at her face.
Gokiburi slips through her guard, punching her hard in the stomach and slips away to recover her daggers before Mirai can catch her breath. She launches herself again, though Mirai creates a shield out of her blood to block. She leaps back, barely avoiding the spikes erupting from the small disc. Mirai notices a flash behind her, and hurriedly makes another shield, just in time to deflect a blast of light from the pair of Dantalions.
The elevator chimes, and Mirai leaps backwards into it, creating a shell to block attacks until the door closes. Gokiburi and Dantalion stare at the red liquid being drawn into the rising elevator, the latter two sighing.
“Well, we just have to wait,” Gokiburi says, stowing her daggers, “These are covered in bacteria, and she uses her own blood. Sepsis will…”
“Idiot.”
“Excuse me?”
“You saw what it did to Carver. Can any of those bacteria survive such high acidity?” the other Dantalion says with contempt.
“Ah. Shit.”
“Precisely.”
Rin rolls under a blast of light, the projectile sailing into the river that cut through the field. She fires a Gandr as she recovers, knocking one of the swarm of Dantalions attacking her off the island leading to the guest house. Her follow up shots are intercepted by blasts of light, as they charge over the bridge. Rin throws an amber, cut near perfectly, at the ground as the Dantalions unleash yet another barrage of light spheres.
She closes her fist, and an array of massive mirrors erupts from the ground. She pours her mana into them, reinforcing them as the spheres hit. They reflect, as she had hoped, and after bouncing a few times are sent back at the Dantalions who fired them. She lets the massive, silvered shards drop as the smoke clears and that section of the island crumbles into the river.
She hears something behind her, and ducks as she turns. A paper spear stabs where her heart would have been, and she steps in while using Reinforcement on her body. She jabs into the Dantalion’s diaphragm, rising and turning to throw him. He sails through the air before suddenly stopping. Zasalamel takes a second to look at the body about to hit him in the face before gesturing, using telekinesis to send it flying farther.
“Looks like you lived, too,” Rin says, panting.
“I have. And I think now is the time to ally.”
“What a coincidence. I thought the same,” Rin says, finally catching her breath.
Mirai ducks under a tree branch, which is promptly incinerated in a burst of magic. She turns, firing a glob of blood and wincing as it melts a Datalion’s face on contact, before creating a sword and parrying Gokiburi’s daggers. A white mist spreads through the forest as she jumps back to avoid a dashing punch from Carver, still winded from running all the way out to the forest. His fist manages to graze her, knocking her off balance.
She stumbles on a root, tumbling into the ground as a bolt of light follows, with Carver and Gokiburi running in to finish the job. She cringes, expecting the worst, but the light fizzles just before hitting her. A silver-haired man in a white coat lands in front of her, parrying Carver’s sword with his unusually-shaped blade, while a blonde man in a black coat lands beside him, firing a light into the ground with his hand. A chain appears between two trees, sending Gokiburi to the ground, holding her throat.
“You know, ganging up on a child isn’t very nice,” Thancred says, shoving Carver away and slinging his gunblade on his shoulder.
“I know you’re desperate and all, but that’s seriously uncool,” Eizen continues, squaring up.
“Three on twelve is still unpleasant,” Mirai says as she gets to her feet, “but much less so.”
The Fifth Hour[]
Thancred leaps at Carver, parrying the Templar’s panicked swipe and landing a blow of his own, scarring the steel plate. He sidesteps an attempted stab from Gokiburi, and turns a paper spear from a Dantalion aside. He drops to the ground as a tunnel of turbulence erupts from Eizen’s fist, passing overhead and knocking Gokiburi and the Dantalion back. Carver, however, calls down a pillar of light around himself, dissipating the magic. He uses Silence on the pirate, preventing more spellcasting.
Thancred grins, and loads a special cartridge into his Gunblade. A pull of the trigger later, and he’s vanished from sight. Carver ducks, barely dodging the flying form of Gokiburi, who slams into the Dantalions. He then dodges to the right, away from a spray of acidic blood, only to feel a sword entering his neck.
The blade explodes with magic, shearing through the spine with ease. Thancred flicks the blood of his blade, turning to look at his other foes. Eizen hovers over them, eyes glowing yellow and covered in a malevolent black aura. The pirate throws a fireball, incinerating a few Dantalions, before swooping down and letting out a blast of what appeared to be shadow, thinning the crowd more.
He uppercuts the last remaining Dantalion as he lands, charging power in his fist while gravity takes effect. He then punches the demon, sending her through a tree and killing her, as well. A circle of red appears before him, intercepting a stab from Gokiburi. Mirai extends her blood, spearing the cockroach girl in the heart.
“That was reckless, Thancred,” Eizen says, straightening, “You saw how he can dispel magic, so why’d you go invisible?”
“I’m a spy by trade,” he replies, stowing his gunblade, “You can find some information on every single warrior here on these devices they have in most of the public buildings.”
“Yeah, but you can only see their basic info. A summary of their life, their battle record, and if any user’s planning to… ah.”
“Yep.”
“You got information on everyone Leo had reserved?” Mirai asks, impressed.
“Yep. Some acquaintances of mine had fought him before, so…”
“Mind sharing?” Mirai asks, “Whatever he does is… unpleasant”
“Well, basically he can’t cancel magic multiple times in a row. So if he does it once, it’ll probably work the next time. He is always somewhat resistant to magic, though, so it’s best if you use something physical.”
The three freeze, hearing noise coming from the direction of the mansion.
“It’s not safe here,” Eizen says, “Let’s move elsewhere. You coming, Mirai?”
“Sure, but… what do I do about the bathroom?” she asks, apprehensive.
“You find a bush and stay vigilant,” Thancred says as they move.
“That’s indecent. And unpleasant.”
“Better than being ambushed on the toilet,” Eizen says.
“So your strategy is to simply wait here?” Zasalamel asks, looking around at the entranceway of the guest house.
“Pretty much,” Rin says, “I only have a few jewels, so I need somewhere defensible.”
“Prudent. And keeping the bridge up guides them into a single approach rather than several.”
“That was… exactly what I intended,” Rin mutters, looking out the window to hide her lie. She activates reinforcement, seeing Master and his Dantalions closing in rapidly.
The Sixth Hour[]
Rin and Zasalamel leap back as a barrage of magic demolishes the front door and wall, allowing Master to charge in ahead of nearly all the Dantalions. Rin ducks under a shot of magic and turns as Zasalamel sidesteps Master’s jutte and lashes out with his palm, staggering his foe and cursing him, a purple orb orbiting the man.
Zasalamel swings his scythe, being sure to aim well away from the green blur that marked Rin’s position, to force the surrounding Dantalions back. Master kicks him in the face, sending him reeling long enough for a strike to slip past his scythe. He twists out of the way, the weapon grazing his clothes, and slams his fist into Master’s stomach as the Executioner throws a desperate palm strike to his face, jabbing Zasalamel in the eye.
The African man stumbles back and takes a few wide swipes with his scythe, taking out a couple Dantalions seeking to capitalize on his injury. He takes a blow to the sternum, and recovers his eyesight just in time to block an overhead strike. Master locks his jutte with the haft of Zasalamel’s scythe, the two bringing all their strength to bear. They press, each trying to shove the other back to no avail, until Zasalamel’s scythe starts to glow.
Master disengages, and Zas slams the butt of his scythe into the ground. Party trick over, he steps forward, using it as an anchor to slam another palm strike onto his foe. Master staggers, three orbs of cursed energy floating around him, as Zas pivots, bringing his scythe around in an arc. Master parries it, but the momentum carries him as he is lifted up and around, flying through the air. He rights himself to land on a wall, when he feels an unnatural force tugging at him.
He barely has time to exclaim in surprise as Zasalamel telekinetically tosses him, slamming into a pillar, which collapses on top of him. He gets to his feet immediately, plaster dust blending into his white suit, and spits out a glob of blood.
“I’ll take the girl,” he growls at the Dantalions while stowing his jutte, “Get him away.”
The Dantalions swarm Zasalamel, keeping barely out of his reach and forcing him to retreat with a barrage of attacks and magic blasts. A few are felled by Rin’s Gandr shots, but she is forced to break off as Master charges her. Zasalamel is slowly, surely beaten back into the large, two-story library. The doors slam shut behind the Dantalions, and the entire library walled off with magic, and they fan out around him with paper weapons in hand. A group charges forward, spears in hand. Zasalamel brandishes his hand, magic forming a barrier to repel the attacks and a blast of cursed energy.
They stop, suspended in time, as the world’s colors turn white. Zasalamel grins, slashing left and right before taking a leaping somersault forward as the stalled time fades. His scythe slices into a Dantalion’s head as the other four behind him fall, each body gaining a glowing orb around them. It seemed that they all counted as one person for his magics.
Outside the room, Rin ducks under a jab from Master and throws an elbow strike, which is blocked by Master’s knee. She spins away from a kick and attempts an uppercut, but her hand is slapped away. She parries a punch, wrapping her arm around his and throwing him. Master rides the momentum, landing on his feet and throwing a jab at Rin’s side. She leaps over it and attempts an axe kick, only for her foot to be caught. Master heaves, flipping her into the air as he draws and activates his weapon.
He immediately swipes to parry a Gandr, sending the red-and-black orb in another direction. Rin fires a barrage as she rights herself, each deflected by the line of light. She fires again as she lands and runs forward, holding another shot ready. As Master deflects it upwards, she raises her arm and fires, the bullet-like curse knocking the other shot back downwards. Master attempts to deflect it back at Rin, but one of the orbiting purple orbs picks that moment to block his vision. The attempt goes wide, and it passes in time to see a much smaller shot slam into his face, putting another curse on him.
He punches Rin in the face as she gets in range, and she uses the momentum to spin and elbow him in the shoulder. her next punch collides with a stab, throwing both fighters back. They land, Rin shaking her hand in pain, the green lines of reinforcement saving it from being severed. She launches another Gandr to keep Master on his toes, which he ducks under. The shot gets absorbed into the barrier around the library, eliciting cries of alarm from within.
Getting an idea, she slips a clear, cut diamond out of her sleeve, winding up and throwing it like a baseball. Master crosses his arms, hoping to blunt some of the magic about to head his way. He stiffens in surprise as he feels a light tap on his sleeve, followed by a dull thunk as the stone drops to the floor. He drops his arms, restoring his vision just in time for Rin’s enhanced palm strike his chest. It sends him flying back, and he crashes into the library barrier as Rin scoops her fallen gem and lobs it into the air. She fires a Gandr at it, and the gem hovers for a second, filled with a growing reddish-black glow.
Hundreds of runic circles, glowing red, manifest in the air before launching streams of Gandr shots. They crater the ground and walls where they hit, breaking through the Dantalions’ barrier in the process. Master swings his jutte with speed and precision, deflecting every singly shot that threatened to hit him. He bats the final shot of the minute-long bombardment away, breathing heavily, when he hears another shot. Exhausted from the effort, he is too slow to react as a Gandr bullet flies from the side, shattering his elbow.
“Zas! Now!” Rin yells as he falls to a knee. He turns to her as he rises into a run, not falling for the obvious bluff.
He hears a sound to his side, and his body freezes. Zasalamel strides over to him in frozen time, swinging his scythe. As time resumes, it buries itself deep into his chest, killing him.
A second later, he reappears in the starting room, surrounded by Dantalions and breathing heavily. He pulls his mask down and grins fiercely, still catching his breath from the struggle. A man in plate armor appears next to him shortly, grimacing in anger.
A man in a grey mask snaps his fingers, drawing the room’s attention, before flinging a newly-materialized orange parka at Carver. The Templar catches it out of the air, looking confused.
“A joke no one will get,” Leo explains, “because no one will expect me to make it.”
The Seventh Hour[]
“Well, this is getting annoying,” Thancred says, spotting a large group of Dantalions closing in, paper weapons in hand.
“Y-yes, it is,” Mirai says, brandishing her sword.
“Hey, Thancred, didn’t you say the librarians could only make those weapons out of books?”
“Normally, yes,” one of the Dantalions says, stepping in front of the horde, “but our raison d’etre relates to the written word, not simply books.”
“And since coming here, we have been introduced to a most wonderous invention,” another Dantalion says as they make room for the rest of their team to walk to the front, “and it has greatly increased our operating range.”
“Behold!” the first Dantalion says, holding a rectangular object dramatically, “an E-READER!”
They all freeze, any tension shattered as everyone just stares at the Dantalion.
Eizen sighs, shaking his head. “An e-reader will never replace a book,” he says, glaring.
“We Dantalions are keepers of knowledge,” one of them says, “And the array of storage provided is unmatched.”
“And they’re less unpleasant for those with bad eyes,” Mirai say, adjusting her glasses.
“But the weight of the book in your hands,” Eizen continues, heedlessly, “The smell of the paper, and its slight roughness when you turn a page. The subtle emotions with each stroke of the author’s pen. That satisfying snap when you close it after you finish. All these are part of the experience of reading. Valuing such a sterile form, can you truly call yourselves ‘masters of the written word’ when you have excised most of what makes writing writing?!*”
“And your curse doesn’t let you use delicate technology,” Thancred snarks.
“I… well… yes, but that has nothing to do with this! It’s about the principle of the thing, its very soul…”
“Ah, now we see,” one of the Dantalions says, “You are simply jealous. That is well; we are a demon. You almost had us doubting our raison d’etre.”
“Thal’s balls I fucked that up,” Thancred mutters, drawing his blade as Eizen charges forwards, reaching for the tablet. As the pirate’s fist crashes into the flat of Carver’s blade, Thancred parries Gokiburi’s attempt to flank while Master charges at Mirai.
Eizen ducks under Carver’s swipe, hitting him with an uppercut followed by a right straight that dented the Templar’s armor. He leaps out of range of the follow-up slash, slamming magic into the ground. A set of chains wraps around Carver, trapping him until he cancels the magic. Eizen smiles and unleashes his spell, sending a column of stone up from beneath Carver’s feet, impaling him before it breaks, sending its shards further into his body. Eizen steps over the bleeding form of his opponent and grabs the e-reader in Dantalion’s hands.
As soon as he touches it, it starts to smoke and sizzle, one of the myriad ways it could break coming to fruition. Across the battlefield, a Dantalion attacking Mirai has his spear disintegrate, letting the girl slice into his neck. All the Dantalions break off their attacks, converging on Eizen in a storm of magic.
Master doesn’t let Mirai catch her breath, however, stepping in and striking with his jutte. Mirai parries, notably less sharp than before. Master holds back slightly, testing her defenses to check his theory. She continues to fight sluggishly, obviously fatigued, and her face turns increasingly pale.
“Your powers give you anemia,” he says, and her grimace proves him right. He speeds up slightly, slipping behind the girl and breaking her neck. As the message that she died gets transmitted to his mind, he stows his weapon and charges into the middle of the Dantalions. The demon spreads out around Eizen to prevent hitting Master. The pirate takes the opportunity to cast Healing Circle, closing his wounds.
“Help Gokiburi. Don’t interfere,” Master says, bringing his hands up to guard. Eizen charges in swinging, and Master ducks under the haymaker. He punches the pirate in the gut, but takes a knee to the face. Eizen steps back and aims a hammerfist at his foe’s head. The Executioner catches his foe’s arm and twists, throwing him to the ground.
Master tries to stomp on Eizen, but the pirate rolls out of the way and gets to his feet. He charges again, throwing punch after punch at Master. The man is pushed back, slowly making his way to a tree. He jumps back from a punch and dodges behind the tree, which Eizen hits full force.
The tree bursts backwards, covering Master in rotten plant matter and sending it crashing to the ground, where it splits in half. Eizen and Master freeze as they hear an angry buzzing coming from within the rotten wood. The pirate catches Thancred’s eye, and the other man twists, kicking Gokiburi in the side and sending her towards whatever was nesting inside the tree.
Then, the two men turn and run, following the river.
*These words are Eizen’s opinion, and do not in any way, shape, or form reflect those of the author or the wiki in general
The Eighth Hour[]
“So, it’s us four, then?” Thancred says, leaning on his gunblade
“Yep,” Rin replies, “And the final opening is about now, so these will be the final deaths.”
“About that. There’s five of them,” Eizen says, “And the Dantalions are going to be focusing on me, because I broke their book.”
“Master will probably send Mirai or Gokiburi out to fight me,” Zasalamel says, “And likely the other to fight Thancred.”
“We have to take Carver out quick,” Eizen says, “I can probably draw his initial anti-magic stuff, since I can fight without it.”
“I’ll snipe him once you do,” Rin says, making finger guns, “And I have five jewels left, so I can help you thin the Dantalions out.”
“Look sharp,” Thancred says, pointing at the approaching dust cloud, “They’re almost here.”
“I’ll wreck the bridge behind us,” Rin says, “Best to only give them one bottleneck.”
“Good idea,” Zasalamel says, and the other two nod. Rin fires a few Gandr shots, and the bridge collapses as their opposition reaches the island. The demons take their usual formation: Master, Carver, Gokiburi, and now Mirai in front, with the Dantalions behind.
“You know, I don’t think this will work any better than the other times,” Thancred taunts.
“Well, I’m obviously not winning,” Master says, “So I may as well enjoy a fight. You know your targets. Go!”
As the demons rush forward, Eizen shoves light into the ground, once again binding Carver in spectral chains. He uses his ability to break it and then uses Silence, preventing Eizen from using his spells. He smirks, ignoring that he just wasted his big advantages, and has his skull caved in by a Gandr shot. Master instantly picks up his slack, charging in to knock Rin off balance.
Thancred parries a blow from Gokiburi, punching her in the face in retaliation. The girl lands and leaps back at him, trying for another stab. He sidesteps this time, swinging at her. She blocks, and he pulls the trigger on his gunblade. The explosion of aether throws her into the air, landing hard. She rolls to her feet, but Thancred launches himself at her and strikes, chopping through her heart. He looks around at the rest of the battle, leaning to the side to dodge a flying Dantalion, and loads one of Ryne’s special cartridges. He fires, vanishing from the field.
Farther afield, Zasalamel steps to the side, parrying a slash from Mirai. She manipulates the blood in her sword, stretching it behind his scythe. He leans back to dodge it, twisting to slam a magic-charged fist into her gut. She winces, feeling the curse on her as a pair of orbs start to orbit her, and jumps out of range of his scythe.
Elsewhere, Rin ducks under a jab from Master, a red line already on her cheek from an earlier graze. She punches him in the gut and uses the momentum to push herself back, using her enhanced arms to deflect a strike from his jutte. His next strike is met with an explosion and steel as Thancred materializes in front of him, giving Rin cover to toss a sapphire towards Eizen. The jewel shines before shattering, each shard growing into a razor-sharp spire of ice.
The ice rains down on the Dantalions, followed by an explosion of fire from a ruby. Eizen takes the moment to cast Hell’s Gate, sending blades of air in a wide area to finish off the rest. Behind him, Zasalamel slams his scythe into the ground, slicing Mirai’s throat open while time froze, and they also rush in to fight Master.
The Executioner ducks under a swing of Zasalamel’s scythe, punching him in the sternum while blocking a blow from Eizen. A tearing explosion from Thancred slices one arm off, and as he reaches for his jutte with his remaining limb a set of chains restricts his movement. The four remaining humans jump back as Rin tosses an emerald at him, which detonates in a massive tornado, shredding him alive.
“Well, that’s everyone,” Leo says telepathically, “Might as well end it here.”
A split second later, they end up in the starting room, their treasures returned to them.
“Ah, and you can just grab one from the pool,” Leo continues, and Thancred snatches the carved dog as Eizen picks up the Dantalions’ book. Zasalamel shakes his head, holding his tome, and Rin does the same, having gotten Shirou in a headlock. Leo snaps, returning Gokiburi and Master’s items, before teleporting everyone in front of the mansion’s gates. The mansion itself vanishes, leaving only an empty park.
Expert’s Opinion[]
9th place: Carver Hawke, 6 points. Get fucked, Carver. While he’s incredibly well-suited to combat against a majority of the other opponents, the first Demon, Master, is effectively his hard counter. Combined with being Templar Carver rather than Warden Carver, giving him a brasher and less mature mindset, and he loses pretty handily.
8th place: Gokiburi, 12 points. While she had a similar lack of raw power to Carver, she also had the speed and instincts to get away from most forms of combat. Unfortunately, her cockiness presented a problem; like Carver, her personality got her killed.
7th place: Dantalion, 20 points. The Dantalions were far stronger combatants than shown in the sim, but their preference for reading and general passive nature made them ill-suited to take an active defense. Once Master started targeting them, it was only a matter of time until they were eliminated.
6th place: Mirai Kuriyama, 22 points. Mirai had power and skill in abundance, but the fact that her powers weakened her ended up being her downfall.
5th place: Master (Akudama Drive), 40 points. Master is a skilled combatant and a tactical thinker, allowing him to get this far. But his abilities and love of the fight hindered his ability to get farther, leading him to come in fifth.
1st place: Eizen, 43 points. Eizen has enough power and skill to survive, and the unpredictability of his Reaper’s Curse could either hinder or help him. He was also the most versatile combatant in the match, with a variety of skills allowing him to fight in close or at a distance.
1st place: Thancred Waters, 44 points. Thancred mostly gets this thanks to his stealth capabilities and his general charisma letting him gain allies quickly. He might have less raw power than even Mirai, but he’s able to get someone to cover his back.
1st place: Zasalamel, 48 points. Zas is a powerful, dominant combatant and highly strategic. This let him operate on his own, as well as determine when to form an alliance. This allowed him to survive until the end, much like the others.
1st place: Rin Tohsaka, 51 points. Rin survived thanks to her raw power and general friendliness when Shirou isn’t involved. Much like Zas, she can survive on her own and knows when and how to make effective alliances. Best girl gonna be best girl, fite me Appel.
To see the original battle, weapons, and votes, click here.
Battle vs. Sorey and Mikleo alongside Rokurou Rangetsu (by Leolab)[]
Prologue[]
Within DFederal’s Lower District, a dirty brick building stands in an alleyway. Above its door is a small wooden telescope, beneath which swings a wooden plaque with the name of the establishment. On the inside of the Spyglass PI headquarters, its three investigators gather around a well-lit table.
“So two jobs today,” Thancred Waters says, looking at the two papers on the table, “One from a pair of private citizens and one from a law firm.”
“I talked to the law firm,” Josephine March says, “Blind Justice, LLP – that’s the three Murdocks – wants us to investigate the trial cells at DF Penitentiary and make sure they’re actually the humane option Cfp claims.”
“And the citizens talked to me,” Eizen says, “Rin Tohsaka and Shirou Emiya, wanting to check up on a mutual friend, Artoria Pendragon. They have concerns about her new boyfriend, Sundowner, and want to make sure she’s safe.”
“I’ll take the prison job,” Thancred says, “It’s going to require a little more stealth than you guys can do.”
“And you have a PhD in being a spy, yes,” Jo says, smiling wryly, “I can take on the boyfriend investigation; I have mutual friends with both of them, and I’ll call Thancred if we end up needing to plant a bug.”
“I guess I’ll stand by until Thancred needs something punched, then,” Eizen grumbles.
As if on cue, a knock sounds on the door, followed by the creaking of purposefully unlubricated hinges as it swings open. A tall Japanese man with long hair, covering one eye, walks in, trailed by a much smaller blonde girl holding a parasol, who strides towards Eizen. The pirate waves to his friend, Rokurou, before giving his sister a hug.
“Hey, Rokurou,” Thancred says, giving the siblings time, “What brings you here?”
“You know how the DFPD has an open bounty on information on Doctor Doom and his Wolves?”
“Yes, and we’ve decided not to pursue it because we don’t have leads,” Jo says, “If you’ve come to pester us again…”
“Well, just so happens there’s a potential lead,” Rokurou says.
“And even if there isn’t, you get to do your cute sister a favor,” Edna says, breaking the hug, “I’m worried about a couple friends of mine. Sorey and Mikleo.”
“Thought they could look after themselves,” Eizen says.
“I think they got caught up in this ‘Wolves’ thing. Idiots joining any organization that claims to help people. Probably would have joined the Abbey if I hadn’t warned them. Please?” Edna asks, giving her brother puppy-dog eyes.
“Fine, fine,” Eizen says, tousling Edna’s hair, “I’ll do it. Cashing a Wolves bounty will help our business, anyway. I’ll work with Rokurou; it’ll be like old times.”
“Guess we’ll put out the ‘Away On Business’ sign, then,” Thancred says.
“I can watch the place,” Edna offers, “it’s the perfect role for a delicate flower like myself.”
The entire room looks at her suspiciously.
“It’s not like I’m rude to people for no reason.”
“It’s exactly like that,” Thancred says.
“It is, but it can’t hurt too much, can it?” Jo asks, looking at Eizen.
“Sure,” the pirate says, leaping at the chance to get his sister more involved in his life, “Now be good.”
“Yes, yes.”
At the center of the city lies a shifting pyramid of shipping containers known as the Reservation Shelter. In two of these containers, modified by tearing down the wall between them, three teenage boys meet. Two of them, dressed in standard fantasy garb with too many belts, belong in the structure, while the third in an impractical suit is from the outside.
“The Wolves thank you for your service,” Lelouch vi Britannia says, “The two of you are making life better for all.”
“Thank you,” Sorey says, “I’m glad we through our lot in with you instead of the Abbey. If Edna hadn’t warned us…”
“You’d be ‘reset,’ yes,” Lelouche says, “While I can’t deny they deserved it, it still stands testament to how much and how indiscriminate the power the Users wield over us. Speaking of your friend, though…”
“If you’re looking to recruit, don’t ask us,” Mikleo says, “Edna’s suspicious of you.”
“That’s her choice, then,” Lelouche says, “But my concerns are different. Some of my friends have spotted her in disturbing company. Come and talk to some of the other Wolves, and maybe we can protect her before they harm her.”
“Harm Edna? I doubt that,” Sorey says.
“That’s all I came to say,” Lelouch says, backing off, “Remember, if you ever need help there’s an entrance to the sewers nearby. One of ours will guide you.”
He makes an overly-dramatic exit, leaving the pair alone. They look at each other and sigh before setting about to prepare their dinner, a simple stew made from a selection of the vegetables and meats Lelouch brought as payment for their job. After they ladle their food into simple bowls, they eat in silence, reading beside each other.
“What’s wrong, Milkeo?” Sorey asks through a mouthful, “You’ve been staring at that page for a while.”
“I’m just concerned about what Lulu said.”
“About Edna?”
“Yes. You know how she is. She might bluster in over her head.”
“And you trust the Wolves? They’ve helped us, but it’s also clear that they want us to join them more closely.”
“I know, but…”
“Let’s check it out, then,” Sorey says, clapping his friend on the shoulder. The pair finish their meal, and head outside. They read in the light of the communal bonfire that lights up the entire shelter, half paying attention and half keeping an eye out for Edna. They eventually spot her alongside the tall man they had seen her with a couple times.
The man talks to her animatedly, clearly regaling her with a tale of some kind. One she clearly found amusing, considering the occasional laugh she gave him in return. He ends his story with a grand gesture – not unlike the ones Lelouch favored – and Edna smiles at him, her usual sarcastic glint in her eyes. She levels her umbrella at him as his eyes grow wide in mock horror. She playfully jabs at him a few times as he evades, before they say their goodbyes and head to their respective containers.
“That man’s a Hellion,” Mikelo mutters, “And a powerful one.”
“She did say her brother once fought alongside a Hellion and a Lord of Calamity.”
“And he turned into a dragon.”
“That’s right,” Sorey says, looking down, “I guess we should take Lulu up on his offer.”
The pair nod at each other, stowing their books and heading outside the shelter. They drag a manhole cover out and crawl down, replacing it as they descend. When they reach the bottom, they wave at the trio of warriors wearing winged helmets. The Grey Wardens wave back before handing each of them blindfolds, which they put on.
The Wardens then lead them through the network of tunnels, twisting and turning as they head towards the Wolves’ base.
Ch. 1[]
The group walks in silence, the Wardens’ stoic air intimidating Sorey and Mikleo. They emerge into a small room filled with people. The Wardens take posts on either side of the doorway, silent as ever. The two boys look around the room, curious to see who else was there. They had almost given up on recognizing anyone when they spot a familiar gloved hand waving languidly in their direction.
Lelouch – now wearing his full Zero getup – makes his way through the crowd towards them, drawing the notice of most of the room. Sorey and Mikleo awkwardly wave back, somewhat uncomfortable with the attention.
“You came!” Lelouch says, “And just in time, too. Doctor Doom, our current Alpha, will be giving a brief speech, soon.”
“I see,” Mikleo says apprehensively, “I hope he’s all you’ve made him out to be.”
The hall grows silent as a few makeshift spotlights converge on the elevated platform, and after a brief flash, a man in silver armor and a green hood appears onstage, as if by magic. Those in the room, who should be used to more fantastical sights, nevertheless applaud in wonder as the leader of their gang steps forward with a flourish.
“Doom greets his loyal pack! And I see that we’ve grown,” he says, nodding at the pair standing with Lelouch as well as a few others around the room. The gathered followers applaud, showing their pleasure as well.
“And grow we must!” he says, clenching his fist and sweeping out his arm, “For the Users have been derelict in their duties. Any good ruler must provide for all their subjects, yet their rule is rife with inequality. These very sewers are not only home to some of our great pack, forced to live in the leavings of others, but appear to be designed with that in mind!”
Sorey and Mikleo find themselves nodding; the excessively spacious design of the sewer system could only lead to that single conclusion. That the city’s people lived in filth was not a failing of the system, but a part of it.
“And when we rose against them for their tyranny, they collared us like dogs. But no more! Today, Doom has finally removed the collars on Eragon and Saphira, the last of the dogs to keep their fangs! Our time will come. But take care; the Users and their pet pigs don’t suffer us lightly. One of our brave friends has infiltrated the DFPD, and is blocking their requests to access this mysterious ‘Kadingir’ that the Users have provided. But even this is not enough; they hunt us, and the pack must stay together to survive. Return to your duties.”
Feverish applause the room as the spotlights turn off, plunging it into darkness. Sorey and Mikleo remember to breathe as the other lights turn back on, revealing that Doom had left the chamber. The tension in the room dissipates into a buzz of conversation as Lelouch turns to the pair.
“I’ll have the Wardens escort you to a room,” Lelouch says, “That man I mentioned hanging around your friend, the one with the big ol’ sword, is among the ‘hunters’ Alpha Doom mentioned. You’ll be escorted to meet with another Omega once you wake. I and another Beta will plan out how to stop him, and you will be informed of it.”
“I’m grateful,” Sorey says, taking Mikleo’s hand as the Wardens lead them away.
The next day, Eizen and Rokurou walk up to a uniformed security guard at Western University, showing their id. The guard pushes a button, letting them through the gates and into the Upper District school. They stroll through the hallways, currently bereft of students before the day starts. They knock on the Zoology Department door, and are told to enter by a very deep voice.
“Hello, Gentlemen,” Nrvnqsr Chaos says, strolling over to the coffee machine as Rokurou stares at his nameplate in confusion, “Coffee? Tea? Perhaps Irish style?”
“We’ve had some already, Nrvnqsr,” Eizen says, “This is a favor for my sister, so I’m in a bit of a hurry.”
“I see. Then please sit,” the vampire says, tapping the touchscreen. The visitors sit down in front of his desk as the smell of brewing coffee fills the room.
“Uh, Eizen? How would a high school zoology teacher know the stuff we want?”
“Simple,” Nrvnqsr says as a sparrow forms on his shoulder, flying off and landing on Rokurou’s palm, “I can have eyes anywhere.”
“Neat,” Rokurou says, feeding the bird a sesame seed, “Got anything else in there?”
“Like?”
“Lions or… or dragons or something!”
“Rokurou…” Eizen says, sighing, as Nrvnqsr retrieves his coffee from the machine.
“Sorry. Just seemed like he’d be fun to spar with.”
“I do sometimes compete at Mister Sinister’s ring.”
“Cool, so do I!”
“I’ll see you there, then,” Nrvnqsr says, giving a sinister chuckle, “Now, what did you want to see me about?”
“Just some names. Anyone who’s been into the Reservation Shelter with great frequency,” Eizen says.
“Indeed. A most unusual criteria, but I can help.”
“For?” Rokurou asks.
“Eizen knows my prices. Or you could tell me why you’re asking.”
“The money’s already in your account, Nrvnqsr,” Eizen says.
“Very well, then. Here’s the names,” Nrvnqsr says, scribbling them down on a post-it note, which he passes to Eizen.
“Thank you.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have tests to grade.”
The pair leaves Nrvnqsr’s office, Rokurou reading the note as they walk back through the hallways. Eizen gives Mirai Kuriyama a friendly wave as they pass her and walk out of the building. Eizen snatches the post-it back from Rokurou as they walk the two blocks to Central Mall, memorizing the three names on the list.
Bruno Bucciarati
Commander Shepard
Lelouch vi Brittania
Sorey and Mikleo groggily sit down in the mess hall the Wolves created by tunneling into the sewer walls. The eggs and bacon, not much different than their usual fare, go down quickly, before a very large man sits across from them with three plates.
“Hi,” the man says, “Daegbrena Greinkoensyn. You?”
“Sorey and Mikleo. Nice to meet you,” Mikleo says.
“Ah, good,” he says between mouthfuls, “I’ve been asked to help you. You’re the ones being pursued by that demon swordsman?”
“It’s the other way around, actually.”
“Well, that’s good, too. Lelouch’s group of thinkers wants to lure him down here.”
“With that big sword on his back, it’ll be hard to fight in a cramped space. It’s smart,” Sorey says.
“Indeed. Though you two would be the last line of defense; we want to try and contain him farther up. And that should, finally, be my time to shine.”
“What do you mean by that?” Mikeo asks.
“Well, I’m technically to be the representative Paladin for the Adventurers. And yes, that head tilt. You also think it’s supposed to be that bloody Marshal Umber. Even Helala got her chance to shine while Leo’s representative was a Black Mage, and she should get that again now that he’s a Sage. But I? Marshal’s been there to overshadow me every step of the way. I haven’t even had my name mentioned in a battle, despite being part of the group. That bloody milquetoast cardboard gets everything, while I…”
“Uh…”
“Sorry, got a little carried away. Anyway, you should probably try your hand at guard duty further up while we lay out our snare.”
“Alll… right then,” Sorey says, awkwardly getting up, “We’ll do that.”
Eizen and Rokurou sit down in Central Mall, placing the disappointing trays of mall food on the slightly-too-small table. Eizen wipes the table, removing whatever drink had been there just before, and places the sticky note between them.
“So. Bruno, Shepard, and Lelouch,” Rokurou says, “Pretty sure it’s not Bruno.”
“Yeah, he’s working with Wass. If he were part of Beast’s retinue I’d be more suspicious, but…”
“Yeah, so that leaves two people. Shepard and Lelouch. You’ve been doing this detective gig for a bit; what do you know about them?”
“Well,” Eizen says, keeping a close eye on the crowd as he speaks, “Shepard is one of the more… malleable warriors here. Even if he’s not a Wolves member at the moment, his personality and allegiances can change.”
“So he’s a tricky one to place. How about Lelouch?”
“Secretive, overly dramatic, and kind of a douchnozzle,” Eizen says, again checking the crowd carefully as he speaks, “Honestly out of the three on the list, he seems like the most likely to be part of the Wolves.”
“So we’re going after him, then?”
“No, he’s too obvious. Let’s investigate Shepard for a bit.”
“Sure.”
“And let’s head back to Spyglass; I want to grab a couple things.”
The pair exits the mall, and as they get on the bus, Rokurou mutters to Eizen in a low voice.
“We’re actually going after Lelouch, right? I saw you looking at how the crowd reacted.”
“Exactly. You felt how tense they got,” Eizen mutters back, “He’s not only a member, but a well-known one, too. Be ready.”
Ch. 2[]
One tailing session that would have been very boring to read later, Eizen and Rokurou find themselves in the sewers. The pair looks at each other, and Eizen nods at Rokurou.
“I know you’re there,” Rokurou calls, “Come on out.”
Sorey and Mikleo step out from behind the rim of yet another oversized pipe, staring the pair down.
“Edna’s worried about you two,” Eizen says, “Enough to ask for help. And how can I refuse my sister a favor?”
“And we’re concerned about her,” Sorey says, “She’s been hanging out with a Hellion, and she’s a Seraph. She’s at risk of being corrupted.”
“By Rokurou? Not a chance. He’s an old friend.”
The two pairs stare at each other, realizing the other won’t budge on their viewpoints. A split second later, the four fighters draw their weapons. Eizen and Sorey both run in, each convinced they’d have to beat sense into the other. Sorey pulls his fist back as he charges, surrounding it with a blue aura.
“Lion’s Howl!” he yells, punching forward with his signature attack, only for his fist to be stopped dead in Eizen’s palm. The pirate gives a malicious grin before slamming his fist into his opponent’s stomach, pivoting and ragdolling him towards Rokurou. As the daemon and Shepard square off, he turns and casts Flash Step to bring himself in range of Mikleo.
The Water Seraph tilts his staff to block Eizen’s jab, but gets caught by the uppercut passing beneath. It breaks his stance and the jab connects. Mikleo spins his staff as he recovers, only for Eizen to snatch it out of his hands and throw it aside. A pair of punches slam into the Water Seraph, leaving him open to be stunned by a knee to the stomach.
Eizen leaps in the air, wreathing himself in pure Malevolence. He releases a fireball as the purple fire surrounds him, seeming to give him wings. The explosion knocks Mikleo into the air, allowing the pirate to grab his face before diving down, slamming the boy into the sewer floor. He purges the malevolence from his body, creating a pillar of malevolence that picks his opponent off the ground.
He kicks upward, juggling his foe as he concentrates power in his fist. As Mikleo falls, the pirate launches a punch, connecting and sending the youth through the air and slamming into the side of the pipe. He turns as Sorey continues flailing at Rokurou, barely able to keep up with the erratic movements and oddly-timed slashes. The two purple daggers meet the ritual sword with a sharp thwack, and the war daemon disengages to take an odd stance.
Sorey, not missing an opening, strikes, only for the blow to be parried and Rokurou to vanish. A blast of wind knocks him off his feet, flipping into the air, yelling a short phrase.
“Luzrov Rulay!”
Eizen’s eyes widen as a blue light streaks past him as he runs to Rokurou’s side, the unconscious body of Mikleo fusing with Sorey. The two boys, now Armatized and wielding a bow, fire a barrage of water at their foes. Eizen blocks it while Rokurou evades, and they glare at their foe as the Armatized duo quickly casts Elixir Vitae, healing most of the damage they had taken. Sorey, feeling Mikleo shaking in fear, sends him good vibes, the fusion of their body and soul allowing him to comfort his ally.
I’m with you, Mikleo, he sends as a thought, We can do this. Together.
Mikleo gives a nonverbal agreement as Eizen casts Flash Step, bringing himself in range for a haymaker. The duo split apart as he throws the punch, which passes harmlessly between them. Sorey brings his ritual sword down on Eizen’s back as Mikleo launches a flurry of icicles at the approaching Rokurou, who parries them and vanishes. As Sorey’s sword cracks, dealing little damage, the duo Armatize again to dodge the explosive quake Rokurou unleashed.
They leap over Eizen’s back, only to be bound by spectral chains and slammed into the pirate’s elbow. The duo separates, breaking the chains and dodging a downward swing from the Kurogane Stormquell. They fuse again as Rokurou sheathes his nodachi, aiming their bow at the defenseless daemon. Eizen punches them in the face before they can unleash their attack, leaving them dazed as Rokurou dashes in, slashing them with his daggers and sending them flying.
Eizen dashes behind them and strikes with an uppercut, launching them into the air as Rokurou slashes them back down. A flurry of punches and a barrage of slices strike them from both sides as the pirate and demon execute Last Laugh, before Eizen unleashes a roundhouse kick on the dazed Shepard and Seraph.
The Armatized duo is launched back onto Rokurou’s blade, which penetrates their heart. The pair’s fusion comes undone, and a two teenage boys collapse in the sewers, blood pooling under their corpses. Eizen and Rokurou take a second to catch their breath, until they notice approaching footsteps. They scoop up the corpses and run to evade their pursuers.
Expert’s Opinion[]
Rokurou and Eizen get this for three reasons. One is that they are jacks-of-all-trades who can cover each other rather than the more specialized Sorey and Mikleo. Two is that they were more willing to brutalize and kill, allowing them to take an early advantage both in injuries and psychologically. Three is that they don’t require a gimmick like Armatization to compensate for their weaknesses, instead being able to cover for each other innately.