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Battle vs. Russian Mafia (by KevlarNinja)[]

Sicilian Mafia: Green Green Green Green Green

Russian Mafia: Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred

In a Sicilian-owned Italian restaurant, the local boss and some of his most loyal hitman are celebrating. The Russian Mafia have recently been trying to buy off there truf. But the boss would not give in. That territory has been in his famliy since his great-great-great grandfather got off the boat. Outside stands a guard as the Russians who tried to buy them off walks up to him. Firmly, the guard says "We told you already, our land is not for sale." The Russian leader says to him, "If there is one thing I learned in the KGB, it's this, if they won't give you what you want, you have to take it." and shoots him with his PPSH-41. Green

The Russians run in, and all the people (minus the Sicilians) are running out of there. As the Russains approach there table, the Sicilians get out of there seats. The Sicilian boss says "Boys, looks like we have a Roach problem. Let's stomp them.", to which a Sicilian thug shoots a Russian with his AR-15. Darkred

As the Sicilian's fan out, one of the Russians shoots the AR-15 thug with his AK-74. Green

As the Russians go after the Sicilians, the AK-74 hitman heads towards the bar, and says "Let me guess. Your going to introduce me to Mr. Tommy Gun.", to which a Sicilian responds, "Tommy's retired. Meet his nephew, MAC-10!" and fills the Russian with more lead then a pencil. Darkred

Suddenly, a second Russian hitman throws a RGD-5 and kills the wiseguy. Green The Russian feels a tapping at his feet. He looks down and sees the Pineapple Grenade that the Sicilian boss just tossed! Darkred

The boss is suddenly fired at by a Russian (who, ironically, named Makarov) with his Makarov. The boss fires at Makarov's ankle with his M1911, who drops to the floor. The boss goes over to Makarov. Just as the boss is about to stab him with his Stiletto, for the first time in his criminal career, over which he's killed more then even he can count, has terror in his eyes. Darkred

As the boss goes upstairs, the last of his men is looking for the Russian leader, who shoots him with a Makarov. Green As the two Mafia leaders go into a knife fight, the Sicilian leader says "You know, even if you do kill me, I still have a famliy that will come and kill you." . The Russian leader, disemboweling the Mafia leader with his Hunting Knife, says "That's a chance I'm more then willing to take.".Green The Russian Mafia leader says to the bosses corpse, "Besides, it's like you said, I'm a cockroach.".

Winner: Russian Mafia

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The battle was disregarded because it already happened in real life.

Battle vs. Taliban (by MilitaryBrat)[]

No battle written.

Winner-Sicilian Mafia

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The battle was disregarded because of the technological gap between the two warriors and the Taliban was given a Meat Cleaver and a Club, both of which they never used.