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To be in the Mafia, you must be one hundred percent Italian, and your bloodlines have to relate straight back to the old country, to Italy, to Sicily, for you to even be a made man.
— Joe Ferrante

The American Mafia, referred to by its members as Cosa Nostra ("our thing") and by the American government as La Cosa Nostra (LCN), is a highly organized Italian-American criminal society and organized crime group. The organization was originally part of the Italian mafia operating from Sicily, but gradually evolved to be its own entity. The Mafia experienced a golden age during the prohibition era, but eventually lost its power, reducing its area of operation to the East Coast.

The Mafia in the United States emerged in impoverished Italian immigrant neighborhoods or ghettos in New York, the Lower East Side, and Brooklyn and other areas of the East Coast of the United States and several other major metropolitan areas during the late 19th century and early 20th century, following waves of Italian immigration especially from Sicily and other regions of Southern Italy. Various Italian-American criminals, eventually merged with Sicilian Mafiosi to create the modern pan-Italian Mafia in North America.

The Mafia is currently most active in the Northeastern United States, Chicago and other Midwestern metropolitan areas. Outside of these areas, the Mafia is also very active in Florida, Las Vegas, and Los Angeles. At the Mafia's peak, there were at least 26 cities around the United States with Cosa Nostra families, with many more offshoots and associates in other cities.

Battle vs. Triad (by MovieStuff65)[]

Mafia: 12345

Triad: 12345

The scene starts out in a car. A driver working for the Sicilian Mafia is dropping off five Triad agents for a deal. He lets them out. The leader of the Triads pulls out a stick of Dynamite and lights it. As he walks to the front of the hotel, he yells to the driver in a thick Chinese accent, "There will be no deal." and tosses the Dynamite into the shotgun.

Mafia: 1234

Triad: 12345

The rest of the Sicilian Mafia hear the explosion. The bartender arms himself with an AR-15 and tells the rest of the Mafia to get ready. The Triads breach the door and meet a huge burst of fire from the bartender, who yells "For the family!" A Triad is shot.

Mafia: 1234

Triad: 1234

The Triad leader shoots the bartender with his Type 56.

Mafia: 123

Triad: 1234

The rest of the Mafia emerge from a hall and one kills a Triad with his Tommy Gun.

Mafia: 123

Triad: 123

A firefight starts. After awhile, the Mafia retreats. The Triad follow them. They come across a hall with three separate rooms. Each explores a room. In one room a Triad looks into a closet and gets a beating from the Mafia boss and his Knuckle Duster. He finishes the beating with a stab to his skull.

Mafia: 123

Triad: 12

The two remaining Triads figure the now-dead Triad is flanking the Mafia. They continue down the middle hall to see the two other mobsters in the boiler room. The Triad lackey aims his Type 64 and kills one from the shadows.

Mafia: 12

Triad: 12

The other mobster sees them though. He aims his Tommy Gun and wounds the lackey. Before the mobster can reload, the Triad leader spin kicks the mobster and draws his Butterfly swords. The mobster puts on a Knuckle Duster. They start a short duel, but the mobster can't get in reach with the stiletto on the Duster. The Triad boss does a flying sidekick and breaks the mobster's jaw. While he's down, the Triad literally decapitates the mobster.

Mafia: 1

Triad: 12

The Mafia leader walks into the room just then. He cocks a Mk 2 "Pineapple" and tosses it into the room. The blast kills the lackey and blows off the Triad boss' legs.

Mafia: 1

Triad: 1

The Triad attempts to grab his Type 64, the Mafia boss stomps on his hand. He then gives the Triad a bloody beating until there's nothing left of the Triad's face.

Mafia: 1

Triad:

The Mafia boss lights a cigar in victory and goes to report the fight to HIS boss.

WINNER: Sicilian Mafia

Expert's Opinion[]

The experts agreed that, while the Triad had a devastating close and long range weapon, they couldn't overcome the superior firepower of the Tommy Gun or the fact that the Mafia knew the terrain better.

To see the original battle, weapons, and votes, click here.

Battle vs. Crips (by TheBlackHistorian)[]

5 Mafia hitmen were outside of a pizza parlor. They were tasked by their padrino to guard this store becaue it was actually a front to their gambling business. Suddenly, a lowrider passed by carrying 5 Crips members. The Crips inside started to fire their Mac-10s at the Mafiamen, killing one instantly.(1)

One of the Mafiamen started to fire at the car with his tommy gun, riddling the rider with bullets.(0) The car then crashed and the Crips inside then started to get out of their vehicles. A mafiaman rushed to one of the disoriented Crips and blew him away with both barrels of his lupara.(0) A Crip then bashed his head with a baseball bat, cracking his skull.(1) Before the Crip can turn around, a Mafiaman got near to him and stabbed him in the neck with a switchblade.(0)

One of the enraged Crips member then poured all of the contents of his Mac-10 on that Mafiaman, killing him.(1) Another Italian gangster cut him in half with a tommy gun burst.(0) The last remaining Crip shot him in the head with a glock pistol.(1) He then turned around and saw the last remaining Mafiaman charging towards him. Before he can pull the trigger, the Mafiaman tackled him to the street. He then drew his switchblade and tried to jam it at the face of the Crip. But the black man managed to catch his wrist, before headbutting him. He then threw the Mafiaman off of him and made a dash to his gun.

The Italian managed to grab him by his hoodie but it was too late. The Crip now had his pistol in his hands and opened fire several times on the chest of the Mafiaman, killing him. The Crip then yelled in victory.

Expert's Opinion[]

Although experts believed that the Mafia was richer and more influential, they seldom participate in a gunfight and more comfortable in silent assassinations. The Crips, although disorganized, were more experienced and gunhappy when it comes to firefights. In the end, since both were given no preparations and this will be nothing more than a street fight, the Crips' experience in a face-to-face shootouts proved to be the winning factor.

To see the original battle, weapons and votes, click here.</noinclude>

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Battle vs. Russian Mafia (by KevlarNinja)[]

Sicilian Mafia: Green Green Green Green Green

Russian Mafia: Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred Darkred

In a Sicilian-owned Italian restaurant, the local boss and some of his most loyal hitman are celebrating. The Russian Mafia have recently been trying to buy off there truf. But the boss would not give in. That territory has been in his famliy since his great-great-great grandfather got off the boat. Outside stands a guard as the Russians who tried to buy them off walks up to him. Firmly, the guard says "We told you already, our land is not for sale." The Russian leader says to him, "If there is one thing I learned in the KGB, it's this, if they won't give you what you want, you have to take it." and shoots him with his PPSH-41. Green

The Russians run in, and all the people (minus the Sicilians) are running out of there. As the Russains approach there table, the Sicilians get out of there seats. The Sicilian boss says "Boys, looks like we have a Roach problem. Let's stomp them.", to which a Sicilian thug shoots a Russian with his AR-15. Darkred

As the Sicilian's fan out, one of the Russians shoots the AR-15 thug with his AK-74. Green

As the Russians go after the Sicilians, the AK-74 hitman heads towards the bar, and says "Let me guess. Your going to introduce me to Mr. Tommy Gun.", to which a Sicilian responds, "Tommy's retired. Meet his nephew, MAC-10!" and fills the Russian with more lead then a pencil. Darkred

Suddenly, a second Russian hitman throws a RGD-5 and kills the wiseguy. Green The Russian feels a tapping at his feet. He looks down and sees the Pineapple Grenade that the Sicilian boss just tossed! Darkred

The boss is suddenly fired at by a Russian (who, ironically, named Makarov) with his Makarov. The boss fires at Makarov's ankle with his M1911, who drops to the floor. The boss goes over to Makarov. Just as the boss is about to stab him with his Stiletto, for the first time in his criminal career, over which he's killed more then even he can count, has terror in his eyes. Darkred

As the boss goes upstairs, the last of his men is looking for the Russian leader, who shoots him with a Makarov. Green As the two Mafia leaders go into a knife fight, the Sicilian leader says "You know, even if you do kill me, I still have a famliy that will come and kill you." . The Russian leader, disemboweling the Mafia leader with his Hunting Knife, says "That's a chance I'm more then willing to take.".Green The Russian Mafia leader says to the bosses corpse, "Besides, it's like you said, I'm a cockroach.".

Winner: Russian Mafia

Expert's Opinion[]

TBA

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Reason[]

The battle was disregarded because it already happened in real life.

Battle vs. Taliban (by MilitaryBrat)[]

No battle written.

Winner-Sicilian Mafia

Expert's Opinion[]

Please consider a contribution to why the Mafia won.

To see the original battle, weapons, and votes, click here.

Reason[]

The battle was disregarded because of the technological gap between the two warriors and the Taliban was given a Meat Cleaver and a Club, both of which they never used.

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