User blog:El Alamein/El Alamein vs. Spartans

Wassboss and Sport Shouting are dead. Now I take up arms with my men to fight off waves of Greek soldiers wanting to destroy the DF Wiki.

El Alamein, or Bernard Law Montgomery, and his battle-hardened soldiers wanting to stop these Greeks

The Spartan Army: A neverending wall of bronze that fights for Ancient Sparta

WHO IS DEADLIEST? (Rhetorical... actually, let me rephrase that...)

HOW DEADLIEST IS EL ALAMEIN?

Better.

Rules:Edit
Rules (according to Redbenjamin, which I shall adopt): The goal is to kill as many Spartans as possible.
 * This is an ancient survival challenge, where you face endless waves of spartans.
 * No guns (obviously).
 * While it is not a requirement, armor is recommended.
 * You can work with a team of 3 friends.
 * For each team mate, they can bring 9 soldiers with them. Yes you can decide their weapons and armor too, and it doesn't need to be the same as yours.
 * No matter what, you WILL eventually die.

Spartans:Edit
Spartan Weapons are: Armor: Bronze Chestplate, Bronze Greaves, Bronze Helmet, Bronze Gauntlets.

The battle will be at Thermopylae Pass.

El Alamein and his allies:Edit
El Alamein: Armor: I don't need armor, if the Spartans get close enough to attack me I'm screwed. So I'll just say that my "armor" is a wooden tower/outpost that has those arrow slits that I can fire from in relative safety, with the punji sticks lining the approach. I also have a small wooden wall that I can hide behind on the ground and fire the arrows behind to

Team (I seem to be the only person who noticed your team mates can bring troops with them... so that's why I have more guys. The rules allow it)

Team Mate #1: William Wallace

Close Range: Targe and Dirk

Mid Range: Claymore Sword

Long Range: Scottish bow

Special: He has set up the Mechanical Landmines (like the ones that the Ming Warriors had on the show)

Armor: His chainmail

His Warriors: Highlanders, with the same weapons he has

Team Mate #2: Julius Caesar

Close Range: Gladius short sword

Mid Range: Pilum javelin

Long Range: The "Scorpion" torsion catapault that will line the walls just outside of the front, so they can be overrun

Special: Scutum tower shield

Armor: Lorica Segmentata

His Warriors: Roman Legionnaires, with the same weapons he has

Team Mate #3: Hannibal of Carthage

Close Range: Falcata

Mid Range: Soliferrum Javelin

Long Range: Carthaginian bow

Special: WAR ELEPHANT!

Armor: The bronze curiass, and the good kind not the crap he had on the show

His Warriors: Carthaginians with the same weapons/armor he has (even elephants)

Battle:
So, how many Spartans can El Alamein kill?

His men?

Who goes down, and in what order?

How long does the battle take?

I want all of these questions addressed for a full evaluation. Edges are allowed but Edges alone won't count. Let's make this a good one, guys!