Rifle Brigade

"The finest fighting men the British Army can produce, the Rifle Brigade."

- Captain Hugo "Khyber" Darcy on his team

The Rifle Brigade is a British Speical Forces Commando unit under the leadership of Captain Darcy who have operated all over the European theatre.

During their mission into Germany, they paradrop out of Lancaster Bombers during a bombing raid, and they parachute down while bombs are falling. They then proceed to get captured, beaten, interrogated and then are 'rescued' from the SS by a Wehrmacht Officer, who is then shot to death by Darcy. During their escape, they blow up the V3 Rocket facility they were held in.

Following their success in blowing up the facility, the Rifle Brigade gets a new mission, to find Adolf Hitler's missing testicle which brings them to the Arabic country of Semmen all the while being pursued by American, German, and fellow British troops, all with their own motives. The Rifle Brigade eventually manages to track down the missing ball to the nazi witch Slaternn, who plans to enlarge the testicle to the size of the moon in order to show Germany's glory. She was stopped, of course, and Hitler's missing testicle was safely locked away.

Battle vs. Captain Miller's Squad (by LB&SCR)
TBA

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