User blog comment:Richard Starkey/Richard Starkey/Lasmoore Collaboration: Martin the Warrior Vs. Desperaux/@comment-2006360-20110901121712

Desperaux makes Elmo look awesome.

Thornclaw's Thorny Edges

Close Range: Seriously? The threadneedle will slide into Martin's ribs like a rapier, even thought the shrew dagger has been reliable to Martin during half of Martin the Warrior. Edge: Threadneedle

Mid Range: What the bleeping hell? The Sword of Martin is made out of meteoric steel and has smashed normal steel into pieces! It's longer than Desperaux's weapon and so goddarn stronger, there is no way any weapon can beat it! Edge: Sword of Martin

Long Range: Hmm, sling and slingshot are petty much the same. Both launch similar projectiles and both have similar not-so-deadly outcomes. Edge: Even

Winner: Ultimately, I'm going with Martin because he has stronger weapons, brutally raw fighting skills, and Desperaux is pretty much a little kid who doesn't know how to really fight a trained enemy.