User blog comment:El Alamein/The Joker Gang vs. the Woodbury Army/@comment-5465602-20131125202549

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Close-Range (Melee): Bowie Knife, without question. Not only is it somewhat longer than the Extractor knife, the Bowie Knife has also a lot more brutal force behind it, and one well placed swipe across the throat or a good stab into the skull, and the target in question is dead. The Extractor knife is a really goddamn small knife, requiring the Joker take a strong hold on someone's face, stab them, and then drag the knife across their face to do any damage that is really worth noticing. Edge: The Woodbury Army

Close-Range: No offense EA, but the fact that you gave the Joker gang two guns makes it kind of an unfair comparison. Add in the fact that they are just flat-out the better weapons, makes it an easy comparison. Edge: The Joker Gang

Mid-Range (Shotguns): The Ithica has less ammo per range than the 870, but it makes up for it with much larger amounts of range and more accuracy over the Remington. Edge: Woodbury Army

Mid-Range (SMG edition): The H&K is a bit more accurate than the MAC-10 and has more ammo, which is enough to best the MAC's superior rate of fire. Edge: Woodbury Army

Long-Range: I'll never understand people's obsession with giving the Joker Gang the M1 garand, but anyways, the Joker gang's weapon that they used once is completely outclassed here in every way that really matters in a long range gunfight. The M14 can fire faster, has much more ammo, and it's got more range, enabling the Woodbury army to easily pick off members of the Joker gang as they rampage through the town, throwing caution to the wind because the Joker is in it for the lulz. Edge: Woodbury Army

Explosive: While the Norinco fires an incredibly powerful shot, and anyone hit with it is dead meat, it's also a one-shot weapon that will essentially leave its user fumbling to reload a weapon under pressure as any survivors of the shot immediately figure out who fired that shot and from where. The Woodbury army's grenade launcher can fire effective rounds and use a wide variety of alternate ammo to disorient and confuse the Joker gang, and then wipe them out with a well-placed grenade. Edge: Woodbury Army

Special: Browning, because a crazy effective machine gun>>>throwing grenades or a one-shot rocket launcher. Edge: Woodbury Army

Vehicle: While the Humvee doesn't have quite as much room as a school bus does, the Humvee can easily outmaneuver and decimate the school bus by driving in circles around it and hitting it with the Browning's machine guns/any weapons the passengers the Humvee has. Edge: Woodbury Army

X-Factors: The Joker Gang may win more X-factors by a larger margin, but that doesn't mean they have superior X-factors. The Woodbury army wins Combat Experience, Strategy, Weapon Use, and important ones you fail to mention like Training and Troop Loyalty. The Joker Gang are hired thugs, with no real reason to follow their leader to hell and back, considering money no longer exists in the TWD universe, and when things start to go to shit, the Joker Gang is gonna have some deserters real fast. Edge: The Woodbury Army

Deadliest Warriors: You can tell the Joker Gang is in trouble well I can realistically visualize the group getting annihilated trying to get past the gates. Anyways, the Woodbury Army should win this semi-easily. The Woodbury army has better weapons, a better leader, and the home field advantage. While the The Dark Knight is my favorite film ever, and the Walking Dead's Season 3 was a complete betrayal of everything I loved about the comic's prison arc, the Joker Gang is a hilariously overrated group of criminals who wiped each other out after one heist and got their asses kicked by one of the weakest incarnations of Batman, and its time their winning streak came to a crashing halt. The Woodbury Army are in every way the superior group, and the Agent of Chaos is gonna fail this mission. Big time. Score: 710-390