User blog comment:Jackythejack/Hit-Girl vs. Sweet Tooth/@comment-27043000-20180902070836

Pygmy Hippo's "Um, what's the connection?" Edges

Short Range:The Butterfly Knife is lighter and has more methods of attack while the Meat Cleaver is longer. Edge:Hit-Girl

Medium Range:The Tec-9 has more rounds but the Dual wield Glock 22s have a deadlier round and higher rate of fire along with being tied in range. Edge:Hit-Girl

Long Range:The Heckler & Koch MP5 ties in range but the Heckler & Koch MP7 beats it with a bigger round, larger magazine, and faster rate of fire. Edge:Sweet Tooth

Special Weapon:The Katana is longer and actually designed for combat while the Machete is lighter. Edge:Hit-Girl

X-Factors:Hit-Girl takes Intelligence and Agility while Sweet Tooth takes Strength and Experience. They tie in Brutality. Edge:Tie

Final Verdict:I once pit a small girl against a big man in a duel of the psychos. Surprisingly, I'm going against the results of my old fight and giving the win to Hit-Girl due to her huge advantage in weapons, taking all but one category. Sweet Tooth may be better at long range but his deranged nature isn't going to help his accuracy and he's facing a much smaller target than the vehicles he's used to facing. Sweet may be stronger but Hit-Girl's got the better arsenal and she's faster.

Winner:Hit-Girl