User blog comment:JWarrior89/The Battle of the Criminally Insane: The Joker vs Professor Genki/@comment-4661256-20130124215456

El Alamein's "Meow Mix Theme Song" Edges:

 Melee: Crowbar vs. Penetrator:  I have to agree with Geekboy - the Penetrator is simply the better weapon. Plus, its name inspires chuckles from sick-minded perverts everywhere. ... *chuckle* No... that wasn't me. I swear.

Edge: Professor Genki

 Close Range: Playing Cards vs. Kobra:  The Playing Cards are nice and can surprise unsuspecting foes, but the Kobra has a longer range, is far more accurate, and packs greater stopping power with the damning .45 round.

Edge: Professor Genki

 Mid Range: Thompson vs. TEK Z-10:  While the TEK has longer range, the Thompson has a larger caliber bullet, a larger magazine, and the potential to have a faster rate of fire (up to 1500 rds/min against 950 rds/min).

Edge: The Joker

 Long Range: TAR-21 vs. McMagnus:  The TAR-21, in assault rifle form, can be lethal, and I have no idea why you'd want to convert it to a bloody sniper. The McMagnus, which was designed to be a sniper, easily gets the edge because it's not a modified piece-of-crap. It's got longer range to boot - and I bet Genki is gonna be a hell of a lot of a better shot than the Joker.

Edge: Professor Genki

 Explosive Weapons: C4 and Dynamite vs. Annihilator:  The RPG can be aimed and fired from a distance, then be reloaded over and over again. With Joker's explosives, they need to be remote-detonated and are a single-use weapon.

Edge: Professor Genki

 Special Weapons: Joker Venom vs. Mollusk Launcher:  While Joker Venom is a very graphic and intimidating way to kill someone, the Mollusk Launcher is far more practical - you can convert enemy soldiers to fight for you, effectively increasing your army and decreasing that of the enemy, and you can blow those suckers up if they're smack in the middle of a group of foes.

Edge: Professor Genki

WINNER: PROFESSOR GENKI

Not a contest. Joker's overrated reign of terror on this Wiki comes to a crashing halt as a far more sane, calculating, battle-competent opponent arrives with superior weapons and a better battle-plan than "laugh, tell corny jokes and blow stuff up", and that's why Professor Genki snatches victory.