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ENTS VS AMAZON GUARD


Tolkien's Tree Giants vs Qaddafi's Femme Fatale Bodyguards

WHO IS DEADLIEST?
THE STATS:

ENTS



In Tolkien mythos, Ents are a race of giants who guarded forests and shepherd them. They Were on average 14 feet high, extremely long lived, if not immortal (some living for thousands of years), and super strong, capable of smashing stone by wiggling their fingers. Sentient beings, they were taught language by the elves shortly after they were created, and even invented their own language, which is legendary for taking a long time to speak. Though peaceful and good natured, they are ferocious when roused, and have fought against Orcs dwarves, Trolls, and no doubt other creatures of Middle earth down through the millenia. Trolls in particular were bred in mockery of the ents, but they are not descended from ents, and are nowhere near as strong. When Saruman the white wizard had his orcs cut down trees of their native fangorn forest, the Ents, led by Treebeard, crushed Saruman's forces and sacked his fortress of Orthanc.

AMAZON GUARD



Muammar Qadafi was the former Dictator of Libya. While he was in power he formed a special bodyguard composed of hand picked women who were trained killers. They were required to take a vow of virginity, though Qadafi had some relations with a few. Most of the time they wore lipstick, jewelry, and high heel shoes, and it is said that they never left his side. They took an oath that they would give their lives for him, and they would not waver against any oncoming enemy, though for some reason their protection failed during the Libyan uprising, and Qadafi was killed. Still, these women warriors were formidable combat personnel, not to be underestimated.

Battle will be held in an obscure forest of Libya

Qadafi will be in the battle (non-combatant role)

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