User blog comment:Battlefan237/The horror from the bottom of the pond : Kappa (Japanese Folklore)vs. Tikoloshe( Zulu Myth)/@comment-27043000-20180630182828

Pygmy Hippo's "Gremlins 3" Edges

Primary:This is easy. If one opponent's natural weaponry is brittle and the other's isn't, it's clear that the sharper claws will win. Edge:Kappa

Secondary:Turtle carapaces are tough but it only protects the back. The improvised weapons can attack anywhere. Edge:Tikoloshe

Tertiary:Magical senses help in detecting stealthy foes but I think the Kappa are just going to be on the assault in this fight and above-average strength helps them win in that case. Edge:Kappa

Special:Considering both spend most of their time in water, both should be good swimmers. Invisibility is something unexpected however. Edge:Tikoloshe

X-Factors:The Kappa takes Strength, Endurance, and Intelligence while the Tikoloshe takes Brutality. They stalemate in Experience. Edge:Kappa

Final Verdict:It looks like the meme is winning this fight due to it's superior physical capabilities and better natural weaponry. Perhaps even more embarassing however is that it's smarter than the prankster in this fight. Tikoloshe can find weapons and turn invisible with water but the Kappa just needs it's own body to kill.

Winner:Kappa