User blog comment:Wassboss/Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta: Pablo Escobar vs Al Capone (Rematch)/@comment-26395956-20180514132821

MD 33's Vote: "Crime Lords Are Cool"

Close Range: Machete vs Baseball Bat

Yeah, a blunt old stick that can't even break a leg in a sizeable hit versus a small sword that can chop down limbs with ease. Sharp weapon vs blunt weapon. You know how this goes, Escobar.

Mid Range: M1911 vs Sawn-Off Shotgun

The shotgun definitely has more power at close range but the M1911 has more stability, accuracy, and consistency over a variety of ranges. The shotgun will be utterly annihilated when a Medelline Cartel folk sees a 30s mob out in the open with his inaccurate shotgun up. The pistol's round itself is quite powerful. Quite powerful to knock the life outta a foolish mafia. I give this to Escobar for its versatility compared to the shotgun's clumsiness and lesser range.

Long Range: Uzi vs Tommy Gun

Uzi's definitely the more modern of the bunch here. It fires slower for more accurate shots. It has more range, but what good will it do if the battle takes place in a hotel? Long range engagements won't really matter (the previous section is another case), and the Tommy Gun here has the better fire rate to shred down opponents and within seconds. Round-wise, the Tommy Gun has a stronger round. Yeah it has two less rounds, but what difference does that make? It's as if both of them are excellent Hawkeyes. Anyways, Capone takes the edge here.

Special: Car Bomb vs Pineapple Grenade

You can bring up how devastating the car bomb is any time sooner, but it won't do much good when someone has a more versatile grenade that can literally be thrown anywhere across the map. What, you gonna crash a car right to the hotel lobby and blow it up to kill Scarface? Nah, man. I'd rather throw things up myself and mop up the floor with mah grenade. Right, Capone?

X-Factors: Cocaine Master vs Scarface

Pablo Escobar: 77.5

Al Capone: 73.75

EDGE: Pablo Escobar

WINNER: PABLO ESCOBAR

The statistics say it, and the weapons match it. Pablo and his men would certainly be facing quite a difficult opponent here with each of their weapons matching out each other in a way. But Pablo's superior X-Factors break the mold here. His men are trained better, borderline paramilitary even, and maybe Pablo himself doesn't need to fight the battle. His weapons are more modern, too. Yeah yeah, the Uzi loses against both the PPSH and the Tommy Gun. But then, who can deny its accuracy? 'Sides, it all comes down to manpower here and Pablo has the best of both worlds.