User blog comment:Lasifer/Zombies and Guts Galore!/@comment-1017446-20120212230418

Hmm...

My loadout:

Melee: A long purple dildo and/or an anal bead chain

Close: A rubber band

Mid: A slingshot that fires jelly beans

Long: A spud gun that fires purple dildos

Explosive: a beer bottle that contains the fecal matter of 100 monkeys and the jizz of a thousand old men

Special: A giant hand

Equipment: Nothing, fully naked

Traits: Skilled troll

That's my loadout, can't wait to participate!