User blog:Pygmy Hippo 2/Sawyer Family (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) vs. Sonozaki Family (Higurashi When They Cry)

Family is an important thing in life. Next to friends and pets, nothing makes life more meaningful than it. Almost everyone has a family, even psychopaths who enjoy cannibalism and torture. Today we're pitting two of the worst families in fiction against each other to see who will end the other family tree in a chainsaw, gun, and knife duel.

The Sawyer Family, the original slasher villians who began a new era of horror movies!

The Sonozaki Family, one of the three grrat powers in Hinamizawa with ties to the Yakuza!

Who is Deadliest?

The Sawyer Family


"Get that bitch Leatherface! Get that bitch...Dog will hunt."-Chop-Top

Leatherface:Bubba's the most powerful member of the Sawyer Family, gifted with the strength to easily carry around people and bust through walls. He is incredibly tough as well with the ability to survive a chainsaw through the stomach and thrown blunt objects to the head. Leatherface's also nimble enough to keep up with his victims in chases and has precious experience as a butcher.

Chop-Top:The twin brother of Nubbins, Chop-Top had a steel plate in his head after his time in Vietnam where he won a fight with an enemy with a machete. He can easily scale cliff sides and rock balconies. But this Sawyer's deadliest attribute is how well he works with their deadliest killer. He can lull people into a false sense if security or drive him to locations. In the documentary by Hooper's son, it was to be revealed that he survived falling down a cliff and into a pipe that spat out his clothes.

Drayton:The brains behind the Sawyer's business who has kept the Family afloat by selling human flesh as Bar-B-Q and often tries to negotiate to prevent conflicts with words and money. This is usually unsuccessful and he has beaten a knife-wielding girl using a mop and survived a chainsaw slashing his rear end.

Weapons-

Short Range:Mallet and Switchblade

A 16 inch hammer with the ability to kill a person with a single blow to the head and weighs 1.25 pounds belonging to Leatherface. Chop-Top carries a 4 inch knife with a spring mechanism for sudden, unexpected attacks.

Mid Range:Chainsaw

Leatherface's pride and joy is this 36 inch, 10 pound monster that he can use to slice through cars and skulls with ease. It can also function in water but needs to be revved up before attacking.

Long Range:Stevens 3-11A and Mk. 2 "Pineapple" Grenade

Drayton carries a double-barreled shotgun that can easily kill tresspassers. Chop-Top's secret weapon is a 595 grams grenade with a blast radius of 50 yards and 2 ounces of TNT.

Special Weapon:Electric Knife

Ever wondered how Leatherface was able to get his face masks? He uses this weapon to carve them off along with other pieces of flesh. It does need to be activated however.

The Sonozaki Family


"All right, I've decided. Let's change the stage to the Fun-Fun Underground Torture Chamber."-Shion

Shion:The most infamous member of the Sonozaki Family is the twin sister of Mion who has knocked people unconscious with ease and is knowledgeable in torture techniques. She can survive beatings by the Yamainu and pesticide. But her oddest feat is perhaps how she sliced through a bullet...while possesed by Mion. She has fought Yakuza assassins many times before.

Mion:Mion is the heir to the Sonozaki Family and has shown why she is worthy of that role numerous times. She's the club leader at her school, the same club that eventually brought down the Yamainu with enough tine, and even beat their leader in hand-to-hand combat with her martial arts skills. She has taken blows from Rena Ryuguu before and was capable of surviving a shot through the heart and fighting for a while after the aforementioned possession skill.

Kasai:Not necessarily a Sonozaki but still part of the House, Kasai is the bodyguard of Shion and can easily protect her with his skill with firearms and intimidation skills. Tatsuyoshi has intimidated bikers and two Yamainu soldiers before with just words and his shotgun.

Weapons-

Short Range:Stun Gun and Hunting Knife

These two weapons are used by Shion for different purposes. The stun gun knocks a victim out for a while with direct contact and the knife is 10 inches and 1 pound of swift, clip-point death.

Mid Range:Katana

Mion uses this 29 inch, 2.13 pound samurai sword to slice through bullets, locks, and flesh with alarming speed and a sharp blade.

Long Range:Ithaca 37 and Water Pistol

Kasai's 12 gauge, pump-action shot with four rounds that can anhilate a door. Mion's pistol usually isn't real but is instead for intimidation as it's only function is to shoot water.

Special Weapon:Spiked Whip

Shion's torture tool enables her to tear flesh from bone at a comfortable distance and is hard to block against or predict.