User blog comment:KevlarNinja/Bush Rescue vs. Kremling Krew/@comment-2016768-20110510222340

THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR'S DEADLIEST EDGES:

Portable Cannon vs. Infarang: The Portable Cannon can be reloaded, aimed, and is an actual weapon is lethality. While a super-boomerang is deadly, it's just that - a boomerang. Kind of reminds me of Slignshot vs. Bayonet. The truly lethal weapon here gets my Edge, the cannon.

EDGE: KREMLING KREW

Throwing Hooks vs. Boomerang: Once again, a truly lethal weapon or a weapon that, while it can kill, isn't really made for killing? Yeah, you get the boomerang back to throw again, but if there's a hook embedded in your skull, you won't be throwing no boomerang anytime soon. Plus, if my mind serves me right, the bad guys with the throwable hooks have two hook hands and have boomerang-hooks, so they might even get them back.

EDGE: KREMLING KREW

Cutlass vs. Bunyip Gaunlet: Uhh... what's a Bunyip Gauntlet?

EDGE WITHHELD DUE TO LACK OF WEAPONRY BY FAULT OF TDW

TNT Barrel vs. Bunyip Mortar: A Mortal has longer range, can be reloaded, and doesn't require one of your teammates to die using it (because the TNT barrel guy runs at you like a suicide bomber).

EDGE: BUSH RESCUE TEAM

OVERALL WINNER: KREMLING KREW

Firstly, I'm an old timer and I like Donkey Kong but have no idea what Bush Rescue is. Secondly, the Kremlings have real weapons that are deadly, and even if they are slightly incompetent, they are determined and won't stop until they're dead (and you can't just jump on their head this time). They'll win with around 632 kills to their credit.