User blog comment:Jackythejack/Dan Hibiki vs. Ika Musume: Big Goals, Little Skill/@comment-11361577-20190622230215

Appelmonkey's "Big Fuck Ups with A Big Heart" Vote

I am going to keep it short here and just hand it to Squid Girl. This battle isn't a debate if SG is better than Dan or vice versa, but who sucks the least, and with two dumbasses with illusions of granduer, this could've been hard if it weren't for the reach of GS' tentacles and wide variety of abilities.

A skilled fighter could perhaps dodge, block, and deter the many tentacles that are coming at them, Dan isn't a skilled fighter. Then there is the problem his attacks are mostly melee based. Sure, he knows how to do the legendary haduken, but his version is so shit it might as well be in punching range. So, Squid Girl has Dan in her grasp, what will she do? Choke him to death and/or slamming his body against a hard surface? Well, no, Squid Girl isn't a brutal fighter (not that she is a fighter in the first place). No, if the SQ wiki is to be believed she will tickle Dan into submission. A disciplined warrior could've seen this through. Dan isn't disciplined.

So, in the end, the great master of the 'great' master of the Saikyo Ultimate Style will be beaten by a young girl with tentacles.