User blog comment:El Alamein/Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller vs. William Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer/@comment-24180428-20130405025107

This is not going to the joke wiki? Well then I guess I will vote.

Short range-The nickles and dimes can cause minor pain and have the range advantage over newspapers and libel. Edge Carnegie and Rockefeller

Medium range-The steel rod and money bags are more lethal. Edge Carnegie and Rockefeller

Long range-Properganda has the longest range but is not lethal at all, the heavy money bags though....Edge Carnegie and Rockefeller

Special-The flaming oil drum is the most powerful "weapon" here. Edge Carnegie and Rockefeller

Winner-Rockefeller and Carnegie have the win here, they have the most lethal "weapons" and that will carry them here.