Q's Gang

"I'll tell you what- bank robberies are not as cool as they look in the movies."

- Q

British gangsters, Q, Tony (the boss), Crazy Steve, Pat, and Muscles had robbed a bank with Tony's best mate's son, Danny, when he got shot. The five try to save his life, but while searching for a safe place, the zombie apocalypse has arrived. Needless to say, the attempt is not very successful, what with the city being filled with the dead, so the gang leaves for the countryside, traveling in a stolen armored van.

Eventually, Danny dies, so the gang tries to give him a decent burial, only to be interrupted by zombies in Medieval Reenactment Armor, with Danny also coming back to life. The gang manages to kill them, by effectively, stomping the dead back to death with their shoes, much to Crazy Steve's complaints about getting blood allover his new shoes. It's during this situation that Tony's Beretta 92FS (or something similar) runs out of ammunition (seems he forgot to bring more clips for reloading his pistol). However, it seems that Steve was bitten, but he hides this. The gang stops at a petrol station, in order to get gas, and Steve goes to the bathroom. While there, the gang is attacked by a zombiefied football (soccer) team. Steve, who is dying of his injury, sacrifices his life for the rest to escape.

The four surviving gangsters eventually come across a windmill house, which is inhabited by an old lady, who is called Grandma, and her adult granddaughter, Cassie, both of which are armed with guns, Grandma with a double-barrel shotgun, and Cassie with her own Beretta 92FS (or another similar gun). When a group of zombies attacks, the six reluctantly team up, and hold up inside the house, the gang promising to leave in the morning. During the night, Cassie and Q bond, discussing all that had happened over the past week. Cassie says that she'll see about convincing Grandma into letting the guys stay longer. However, Tony has been making his own plans, and tries to steal the women's car, and the food in the house, causing an argument with the rest of the people, Cassie and Grandma complaining about him making off with the food and Q and the other bank robbers saying that it was morally wrong to leave the women with nothing. Tony then opens the door, only to get attacked by zombies. Grandma manages to get the keys from him, but gets bitten in the process. Grandma decides to stay behind, and distract the zombies, while the others escape to the car out the back door, promising to haunt Q and the others if they fail to protect her granddaughter.

The four, Q, Cassie, Pat, and Muscles, manage to escape, and once again, start driving. Q, who is now the leader of the group, suggests heading to the docks, stating that they could go someplace zombie free. Learning that Muscles can operate a boat, the group heads there. However, while at the docks, the group is chased by zombies, when Pat trips and sprains his ankle. Torn between abandoning his friend, and escaping, or saving him, but getting caught, Q decoys the zombies into a warehouse, and hides in a Porta-Potty. A while later, the door opens, to reveal Cassie, with Pat and Muscles dispatching the last of the zombies, Pat with a 2x4, and Muscles with a chansaw he'd found. The four then get in a boat, and sail off. Problem is, it seems that zombies can dog paddle.