User blog comment:Jackythejack/My Texan Valentine Massacre: Leatherface vs. Harry Warden/@comment-3189283-20191115091727

Let’s see shall we

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I’ve already gone into detail on Rena vs Harry as to why the Pickaxe sucks as a weapon but as a brief summary; the killing surface is too small and Harry always gets it stuck in things. The Chainsaw is actually bulkier and more unwieldy than the Pickaxe but it is also insanely powerful and will slice through Harry (and his Pickaxe for that matter) with ease.

Edge: Leatherface

Blade

Now ordinarily I’d give the edge to Harry’s knife (which as Rena vs Harry says is a bowie knife) because it has a further reach and more importantly is actually designed to be used for hunting purposes so is better suited to the rigors of combat than a cleaver. However, Harry barely ever use the Bowie Knife and more importantly it ain’t going to do jack against Bubba who’ll just shrug it off like it was nothing. The cleaver meanwhile will have a considerably more damaging effect on Harry especially when you consider just how damn strong Bubba is.

Edge: Leatherface

Special

The Nailgun sucks as a weapon due to it’s incredibly short range and even if Harry does by some miracle get past the chainsaw and shoot Bubba it probably won’t even register with the Big Guy. The Mallet is also not great but it can still do significant blunt force damage, enough to leave Harry convulsing on the floor at the mercy of Bubba.

Edge: Leatherface

Final Verdict

Harry Warden is rapidly becoming the Sun Tzu of horror warriors (sorry Torrance your title has been usurped). Good old Bubba here is packing the more damaging weaponry and even when his weapon is inferior, such as the Cleaver, his brute strength means it’ll probably end up doing more damage to Harry than it normally would. Speaking of brute strength, Bubba is also physically much more capable than Harry, shrugging off nasty wounds like they’re nothing and smashing through walls whereas Harry is just a little bit stronger and a little bit tougher than a normal person. I guess if I could say anything positive about Harry it’s that he’s a bit sneakier and appears to have at least some rudimentary tactical skill but neither of those things are going to help him win. We’re not talking about a Light and L game of cat and mouse, it’s two big dumb brutes swinging tools at each other and Bubba is the guy with the better “weapons” and who can take and dish out more damage. Leatherface: 4,500

Harry Warden: 500