User blog comment:Pygmy Hippo 2/Rick Trager (Outlast) vs. Roy Burns (Friday the 13th)/@comment-3189283-20180304131102

Let's see shall we

Shears 

A regular pair of shears or a giant ass pair of shears? Yeah not too hard to see what wins out here.

Edge: Rick Trager 

Blade

A meat cleaver is a pretty poor weapon to use because of it's short reach and singular form of attack, that being hacking like a mad man. The Machete not only has the reach but it has better cutting power due to it's design, chopping through thick vegetation requires greater power than just chopping some meat.

Edge: Roy Burns

WTF Weapon 

I have to agree with Dargoo; the Wheelchair is barely a weapon and will only serve to slow Trager down as he tries to lug it around. I will say however that the Road Flare is just as useless except maybe as a distraction but at least it isn't a detriment.

Edge: Roy Burns

Final Verdict 

Despite the stupidity of caring around a Wheelchair I still have to give this to Rick Trager. Roy Burns does admittedly have the better weapons but he's totally dominated in terms of physicality and intelligence. Roy is very much in the same mould as Voorhees, a big dumb brute who lumbers around except here he's against someone whose actually stronger and more durable than him so he's outclassed.

Rick Trager: 2,800

Roy Burns: 2,200