User blog:WanderingSkull/Deadliest Fiction News May 2016

World News
TBF
 * Cuban sandwiches are pretty good. Obama seems to agree since he decided to set foot upon the island nation of Cuba in a historic visit to the historically two nations which have been ideologically opposed since the rise of Fidel Castro. This isn't as cool as you expect it to be since all he pretty much did was hang out in Havana with civil society leaders and Cuban dissenters, but that works too. But the real news is, communists are saying they like Obama, that means this is all a big conspiracy and communists are winning or he's just a pretty likable dude, I'm leaning towards the latter, but the former works if you tatted the 2nd Amendment across your chest.
 * Harriet Tubman is going to be on the $20 bill atleast, that's the plan to remove the scariest President in US history known as Andrew Jackson. For those who do not know Tubman, she was one of the major everlasting figures in US history, being born into slavery before escaping and serving as a central figure in the Civil War as she served as a spy on behalf of the Union and armed scout. She helped lead the Underground Railroad which allowed for slaves to escape their masters in the South. Let's talk about a bit about Jackson though, he hated the banks which is really weird why he even was on money. Plus, the dude was insane, like he was in 103 duels, was shot plenty of times to the point one time he was shot in the chest, killed the guy, but was rattling by the amount of bullets in him or have been removed. A guy once pulled a gun on him an attempted assassination, it misfired, he drew another one, it misfired too, Jackson beat the shit out of the guy and Davy Crockett had to pull him off the poor assassin. Do not fuck with Jackson.