User blog comment:Alockwood1/Bruce Campbell (My Name is Bruce) Versus Shaun Riley (Shaun of the Dead)/@comment-25409692-20141206190322

HANSOLO69'S "FILM FOOL FIGHT FRENZY" EDGES

Rifles: SHAUN

I would love to say the Marlin, but the Winchester takes the edge. While the .30-30 is a T-Rex stopper, the Winchester holds almost twice as many rounds as the Marlin. Plus, as a soon-to-be owner of a Yellow Boy rifle, I can say from experince that the M1866 is a smooth shooter.

Handguns: BRUCE

The Hardballer takes the edge automatically. The Beretta holds more rounds, but like I've always said; 9mm, you have no eye. .45, you have no face. Bruce could cause just as much damage with 7 shots than Shaun can with 15.

Long Melee: BRUCE

Halberd-spear combo against a kiddie stick. You're agrument is invalid.

Medium Melee: SHAUN

While as a true Patroit, I should say the baseball bat. But the truth is, the cricket bat is wider and longer, making it a better killing tool.

Short Melee: BRUCE

No comment.

Explosive: BRUCE

TNT will always be one of the most reliable explosives in history. It easily defeats the Molotov.

Winner: BRUCE CAMPBELL

Bruce has a better Handgun, polearm, hand and explosive weapons, X-Factors and men. He takes this with ease.

Bruce 667-333 Shaun