Robert Muldoon/Disregarded Battles

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Battle vs. The Sniper (Team Fortress 2) (by Lachlan Blake)
The fight opens in the security complex of Jurassic Park, in Muldoon's office an alarm goes off, there has been an intruder in the park! Muldoon takes his guns from a compartment below his desk and heads to his jeep. He believes that a dinosaur has breached its enclosure, so he takes his sleeping darts and loads them into his gun.

as he turns the corner he sees a guard slumped against a jeep, he has a heavy calibre bullet in his head, Muldoon now knows that there is a greater threat, an assassin. he jumps to the floor as an arrow flies past his head.

"G'day mate! gonna have to kill ya! sorry about this" says a figure in the door way.

"Oh yeah, you like living dangerously do you!" says Muldoon, taking a swig of whiskey.

Muldoon gets up and fires a shot with his pistol that is stopped by The Sniper's bullet proof vest, The Sniper then shoots another arrow at Muldoon and the waits. When Muldoon stood up to shut his pistol again he got hit full in the face by a jar, which shattered in his face and urine spilled into his eyes.

Muldoon, temporarily blinded ran towards his office where he knew his RPG would be, but ran straight into The Sniper, kukri in hand.

"got you now, mate" said The Sniper slashing with his knife and hitting Muldoons arm.

Muldoon punched The Sniper in the face and ran to his office, grabbing his RPG from the case under his desk and jumping through his office's window out into the park.

Meanwhile, The Sniper was taking position behind a pipe, sniper rifle ready, he sees Muldoon aiming his Remmington at him.

"The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!" yelled the sniper, and shot through the barrel of Muldoons gun, destroying it.

Muldoon, knowing that he could not win the fight at range ran towards The Sniper, who was relocating to a different spot, and fired his RPG, knocking The Sniper to the ground.

"I can't kill you, but I can hurt you a lot" said Muldoon, standing over The Sniper,"did I mention that you were a clever man?"

Muldoon gave The Sniper over to the Costa Rica police but The Sniper soon escaped with the help of a large bald man and a smartly dressed man with a cigarette and a balaclava.

END RESULT; MULDOON WINS

Expert's Opinion
This was not too hard of a win for Muldoon, as he had far more experience, having fought large beasts, contrary to the Sniper.

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