User blog comment:Jackythejack/My Texan Valentine Massacre: Leatherface vs. Harry Warden/@comment-27043000-20191110224329

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Iconic:The Chainsaw has more of a surface area to kill with and has literally hacked through peoheads in a single swing before but the Pickaxe is somewhat lighter and doesn't rely on fuel or being revved up. However both are the same length and the Pickaxe is mostly wood so there's a good chance that the Chainsaw will hack right through that. Edge:Leatherface

Blade:The Bowie Knife is longer, actually made to be a weapon, and can slash and stab which the Meat Cleaver can't boast any of that. I wish I could say something in the Cleaver's defense but it's not the tool used by a certain Hinamizawan so the Knife reigns supreme. Edge:Harry

Secondary:The Sledgehammer arguably has more reach and can kill in a single blow to the head unlike the Nailgum but there's an important factor to consider here. No, Harry's not just inhumanly durable like a certain soldier, he's got a mining helmet for blunt force while Leatherface only has a skin mask. Granted, I still can't give it to the Nailgun outright as it's far heavier and needs to be reloaded every time it fires while the Sledgehammer can at least break bones if it can't kill. Edge:Leatherface

X-Factors:In Physicality, Leatherface takes this as he's busted through walls and survived a chainsaw through the gut which is more impressive than shoving someone's head through a shower pipe and cutting off an arm crushed by rubble. In Intelligence, come on Jacky, you're roasting Bubba more than I ever could, he's used stealth and the environment in his house to kill or incapacitate along with that insane drive-by chainsawing disguise. Granted Harry Warden's still slightly more intelligent due to actually being able to act normal, fake his own death, and disable escape routes but he's also more prone to getting his weapon stuck. In Experience, Harry Warden did technically kill more people on screen but Leatherface has been doing it for longer so it's likely that goes into his corner, neither's fights really work for or against them here. Axel certainty isn't a trained sheriff who's been tracking his foe down and Bubba certainly isn't a peak-human guy with a shovel. Edge:Leatherface

Final Verdict:My boi has finally achieved victory after so many losses and it's not against Jeff, it's against Harry Warden who is slightly less my boi. Anyways, Leatherface has the better arsenal here with surprisingly more practical and therefore deadly tools along with superhuman physicality and more experience in killing. Axel does have a better knife and is smarter but that's not really going to help him win against Bubba as even if he does get the first hit, he's probably not going down. Sawyer's going to break or tank what Palmer can do him and eventually it'll be a puny Bowie Knife against a skull-slicing sawblade.

Winner:Leatherface