User blog comment:Lasifer/Terrordome: Gremlins vs The Puppets/@comment-143604-20111008032005

Drayco90's Changed Vote for Further Pointy Pointness I can't give edges here, I'll just go through some of the various points brought up on both sides in lieu of weaponry, in hopes I can bump up my half-vote to a masculine, manly vote of Winning.
 * The Uzi vs. Six-Shooter debate- seriously guys? How can anyone, ANYONE, at all consider the Gremlin's "superior firepower" an edge? Do you actually pay attention to the warriors, or are you just grasping for straws. Six-Shooter is pin point accurate, has six guns, and doesn't suffer for them. The uzi will be so incredibly useless in a Gremlin's hands, it couldn't use it. The gun's recoil alone would cause it to fire all over the place, coupled with the warrior in questions lack of control and piss poor aim to begin with.
 * The Mutant Gremlins are each pretty much shut down instantly by a coupl of the puppets, or simply by themselves. The Electric one is the only worth anything, and he'll be instant dead the second he comes up on Decapitron. Torch will burn through Mohawk's spider webs and roast him faster than Rambo-Gizmo could've dreamed of. Brain may be smart, but he's a massive asshole to his own troops, and isn't exactly great for boosting morale. He'll be taken down individually without much effort, and his intellegence alone can't hope to pull up the slack with all the other stupid shits on his team. The Bat-Gremlin wasn't all that effective in the movie anyway, and will be turned to swiss cheese when it comes up against the superior firing power of Six-Shooter.
 * Fighting skill- the Puppets are real warriors. They fight, they kill, and they WIN. They have better tactics, better warfare skills and better experience, but aren't so regimented that they can be taken advantage of by the Gremlins' strange tactics. The Gremlins are more about amusing themselves first. They can't really focus on anything, have never won anything and don't really fight anything regullarly.
 * Deadliest Warrior- the Puppets. The Gremlins don't have a prayer, when they come up on these monsters. They'll be divided, cut apart, lit on fire and splattered before they can even tell what's going on. They're in over their campy heads. Also- HAND FIRE!