User blog comment:Appelmonkey/Rematch: National Police of Colombia vs. Icelandic Police/@comment-32516697-20190624013544

Laq's "Sven and Lars" Non-Edges

CZ 75 vs. Glock 17: Well, this one is obvious. The CZ 75 has a piss-poor range, and two extra rounds isn't nearly enough to make up for it. Two more bullets won't matter when your opponent can shoot you from twice as far away as you can. Edge: Icelandic Police

Uzi vs. MP5: The stats here are almost identical, excluding rate of fire, in which case the MP5 is far superior. With these being SMGs, that's a pretty important to stat to have a good number in. Edge: Icelandic Police

IMI Galil vs. G36: Looks like it's going nowhere for the Colombians so far. The G36 has a greater RPM, a much further range, and a bigger magazine. The better round of the Galil isn't enough to make up for it. Edge: Icelandic Police

M249 SAW vs. Blaser R93 Tactical: I think having a machine gun is a better advantage than a bolt-action rifle here. Like Tybalt said, the amount of cover that the setting provides makes the rifle a lot less useful, while the machine gun can be used at multiple ranges and it more than makes up for the Colombians' other inferior automatic weapons. Because of the rifle's limited use as a long-range weapon, it doesn't bring much new to the table. Edge: National Police of Colombia

X-Factors and Conclusion: Despite taking the majority of the weapon edges, the Colombians take the most important one by having a much more useful special weapon. But that's not the only reason that the fairyboys are utterly outclassed here. Living in a country that's as peaceful as Iceland is great and all, but it's not going to get its policemen prepared for a firefight. The Colombians even have training from the army to help them combat the cartels, and the high rate of violent crime means that they're constantly being called into action. The only advantage the Icelanders have to boast of is their slightly better small arms, which is hardly enough to compete with years of experience and military training. Winner: National Police of Colombia!