User blog comment:KevlarNinja/Tallahassee (Zombieland) vs. Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)/@comment-2016768-20110625210445

THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR'S DEADLIEST EDGES:

Taurus Model 62C Takedown Rifle vs. Hunting Rifle: The Hunting Rifle has a larger caliber shot and I'd trust its easy-to-use iron sights more - hunting rifles are often deadly accurate.

EDGE: ELLIS

MP7A1 vs. MAC-10: Are you kidding me? The MAC-10 is a pathetic submachine gun to begin with but once you compare it to something as crazy new-tech as the MP7, the predecessor to the MP5 (and predecessor to the MP3 *joke*) the MAC-10 might as well go home. A suppressor won't do it any good either, decreasing range and accuracy.

EDGE: TALLAHASSEE

Sig Sauer P226 vs. IMI Desert Eagle: The P226 has about 5-6 extra rounds per magazine and weighs considerably less. I don't care if the Desert Eagle has a bigger caliber bullet because both of these guys know where to place a bullet where it'll kill and Ellis can spare a few extra rounds and isn't carrying such a heavy load.

EDGE: TALLAHASSEE

Banjo vs. Golf Club: The banjo is large and cumbersome and probably will take a lot of hits to kill. The Golf Club is lighter but more durable and thicker, as well as possibly being made of a hard metal, plus it could have the reach advantage.

EDGE: ELLIS

Overall Winner: Ellis

The MP7 kicks ass, but the thing is, Tallahassee won't be able to get close with that Hunting Rifle taking him down. Tallahassee has a good anti-zombie arsenal but Ellis can pack the heat down on human opponents too.