User blog comment:Mikeylango/Game leads vs. Super heroes battle one: Master chief vs. Iron man (Movie rendition)/@comment-103.14.61.215-20130430011856

Reasons why Chief is fucked by Iron man:

1. Iron man can fly. Chief cannot. Supersonic flying Iron man can just like stay in the air and bombard Chief with tank destroying bombs and missiles. Its an aerial blowjob

2. Iron man has better armor. It can survive a tank. Chief's biased armor is just a tin can holding his shit. Not even Chief's chasity belt will be safe. Iron man's armor is way too epic than Chief's.

3. Obviously Iron man is waaaaaaaaaaaay smarter. He's the smartest man in the Marvel Universe. Chief is a dumbass and autistic moron who too shy to show his face and depressed because he can't pleasure a computer woman that evenually left him.

4. Chief's weapons are BB guns. Only good when CHief puts the barrel in his ass and fucks himself. Iron man's going to make Chief his slave with those pulsar rays and missiles of mass destruction. Iron man's going to pimp CHief and slaps that ass.

5. PS3 is better than Xbox. Xbox is lame and rubbish because of its bitchy red ring of death. And Xbox fanboys can never smell the freedom of free online. Gaylo is lame. Moron gaylo fanboys throwing tantrums and sucking Master Chief's dick. Xbox faggots are immature kids that masterbate on Chief's armor.

6. Everyone wants to see Chief dead. He's gay. Fanboys always thinking he's god. Every gamer wants him dead, humiliaed and fucked up. Justice will be served against the bias.

Iron man would fuck Chief up. He's going to open those metallic buttcheeks and make Chief moan like a slut. Iron man would make Chief his bitch.