User blog comment:DTTFMMC/Tarantino vs Coen Bros (4 v 4)/@comment-5078776-20160306200031

LIGHTS, CAMERA....ACTION!!! Both Django and Cogburn are both bringing some awesome western weapons, it's the warriors themselves that take it. While Cogburn's easily the more experienced of the two warriors, he's also overconfident, an average marksman, and is disabled by his age and physique. What Django may lack in training or experience, he makes up for in sheer ability- he's a natural sharpshooter, and he's a brutal killer. He can fight longer, and he'll fight with much more intensity. Between The Hangman and Anton Chigurh, the edge easily goes to the latter. His shotgun may not have the range of the Cattleman's Carbine, but it's also much more powerful. This isn't even accounting for the man himself- Anton is an absolute monster, easily capable of shrugging past anything The Hangman can throw at him. His skills as an assassin and hand-to-hand combatant are just icing on the cake. This is an easy edge for everyone's motherfucking favorite, Jules motherfuckin' Winfield. His handgun outranges Charlie Meadows' shotgun, and he's a far calmer warrior in comparison. While Meadows' passionate anger manifesting itself as fire is pretty neat, it won't matter when Jules places a bullet in his head. Mr. Pink is undoubtedly the smartest person on the battlefield, but he's also the most cowardly. He prefers to slip back and fend for himself, and never acting until he needs to. In terms of weapons, Gael's Sig Sauer brings one more round which could help, while his axe will let him pursue a close range that Pink can't counter. Ultimately, Pink's survival instincts come to bite him in the ass.</s? Pink doesn't tip. The bastard... What can I say? The better written characters by the better director wins out this fight. The Coen characters are much more interesting, but in the end they're all hindered by their individual quirks and flaws. Tarantino's team is composed of individuals that are all combat-tested, and can easily keep a cool head in an intense firefight. After all, in the mind of Quentin Tarantino, Tarantino's Team has to be able to survive bloodbaths on the daily- a couple of psychopaths and an old man won't stop them.
 * The Cowboy: Team Tarantino
 * The Bounty Hunter: The Coen Characters
 * The Hot-Head: Jules Motherfuckin' Winfield. Motherfucker.
 * The Professional: The Coen Characters
 * WINNER: TEAM TARANTINO