User blog:Wassboss/A Spytacular Show-Down: The Spy (TF2) vs James Bond.



This battle almost never saw the light of day but after scrapping, reinstating and scrapping the battle several times it has finally made it. With that little tidbit out of the way we can move onto a battle between two secret agents with a womanising side. But behind their charming facade lies the cold heart of a professional killer and when these two meet on the battlefield it will be a silent but bloody affair. So lock up you daughters (and probably your mothers as well) as;

The Spy: The mother-loving, French double-agent whose a connoisseur of sharp suits and even sharper knives

takes on.

James Bond: Martini drinking womaniser working for MI6, whose shaken and stirred his fair share of bad guys.

Who is Deadliest

The Spy
"This Spy has already breached our defences...You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! And worst of all: He could be any one of us."

- The BLU Spy on the RED Spy. The Spy is the master of stealth in Team Fortress 2, helping gather intelligence and stab the backs of the opposing team. A Frenchman, The Spy is very charismatic, sarcastic, and most of all, romantic Often isolating himself from the rest of his team, the Spy is more comfortable around the other colour, using his Disguise Kit as well as his Invisibility watch to try and fool the less wise. However, the Spy doesn't aim to just sneak in on the other team for intelligence; he has the ability to instantly kill most people with a swift stab to the back. Revolver
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Range: 68 Metres

Calibre: .357 Magnum

Ammo: 6 rounds The Ambassador
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Range: 50 Metres

Calibre: .357 Magnum

Ammo: 6 rounds Butterfly Knife
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Weight: 4 oz

Length: 11 inches Double Sided Invisibility Watch
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One of the Spy's main assets in battle is his Watch, which allows him to become invisible for short periods of time, roughly about 10-15 seconds. It also allows him to move silently as well, making sneaking up on enemies all the easier. The Spy cannot attack while cloaked and must de-cloak in order to attack an enemy. De-cloaking makes a whooshing sound when activated and takes roughly 2 seconds to fully de-cloak, the same goes for cloaking. Disguise Kit The Spy's other gadget is the Disguise Kit which allows him to disguise himself as an opposing team member, allowing him to infiltrate an enemy base undetected. His disguise is only dropped if he attacks an opponent, either through knifing or shooting. For this battle, the Spy will be able to disguise himself as either Bond himself or as one of his Secret Agent teammates.
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James Bond
"The name's Bond. James Bond."

- James Bond (duh) James Bond is, without a doubt, one of the greatest espionage agents in the world. Bond works for MI6, the counter-intelligence branch of the British Secret Service. Although little is known about his personal history, he has performed special-ops missions across the planet, fighting against everyone from dictators and rogue agents to large-scale terrorist organizations and would-be world conquerors. Although he might seem a detached playboy at first glance, Bond is a trained killer, and is fully prepared for any task his country asks of him.

Walther PPK Range: 50 Metres
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Calibre: .32 ACP Ammo: 8 rounds Smith & Wesson M&P Range: 50 Metres
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Calibre: 9x19mm Parabellum Ammo: 8 rounds Fairbairn-Skyes Dagger Weight: 8 oz
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Length: 11.5 inches Single Sided Wrist Dart Gun
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One of Bond's many watch based gadgets, the Wrist Dart gun is, as the name suggests, a dart gun disguised as a wrist watch which is activated by the users nerve impulses. It fires both armour piercing and cyanide-coated darts and has a range of about 5-6 feet. Cigarette Rocket This gadget is given to Bond by Tiger and is a miniature launcher, capable of firing a jet powered projectile. The effective range is roughly 30 yards and it's power is more than enough to kill a person if it gets a direct hit.
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X Factors
Stealth: The Spy=89/Bond=87

Both of these warriors are very skilled assassins and can easily sneak through crowded enemy bases without being detected and eliminating their targets silently and efficiently. What gives The Spy the edge though is his Invisibility Watch and Disguise Kit which allow him more options to ambush his enemies and makes him even harder to detect.

Experience: The Spy=80/Bond=92

While The Spy does spend the vast majority of his time fighting against other mercenaries, they are always the same 9 types and so he doesn't get much variety with his opponents. Bond on the other hand has faced dictators, rogue spies, terrorists and even superhuman fighter such as Jaws and as such has a much greater variety in his experience.

Training: The Spy=75/Bond=90

Bond has received a great deal of training due to his position as an Secret agent and has received training in espionage, assassination, marksmanship, martial arts and stealth as well as physical training to improve his physique. The Spy's training has never really be touched upon and it's unknown whether he is self taught or has been trained by an external force but his skill with firearms and blades has presumably been learnt somewhere.

Precision: The Spy=86/Bond=86

As both The Spy and Bond require silence and undetectability to complete their missions, both have to be precise with their blows/shots in order to take down an opponent without drawing attention to themselves. Both are crack shots with a pistol and are able to to hit moving opponents in the head without much difficulty and both are skilled close quarters combatants, knowing exactly where to strike in order to achieve maximum damage, either to kill or incapacitate an opponent.

Voting Sytem/Notes
The James Bond in this battle is sort of an amalgamation of all Bonds not one specifically.

This battle will be a 5 on 5 with James Bond and 4 other agents vs The Spy and 4 other spies. All will be armed with there respective pistols and melee weapons but only Bond and The Spy will have access to their watches and special weapons.

The battle takes place in a military base and both sets of warriors have been sent to acquire secret documents. The base is still being used by the military and will have armed soldiers about, meaning that the warriors will have to avoid detection from them as well as eliminating each other.

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