User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Hell School: The Joke Tourney/@comment-27334870-20181104230253



Name: Ningen

Background: Long ago in a distant land, I, Dargoo, the wiki-shifting master of Deadliest Fiction, unleashed an unspeakable hiatus. But a foolish shitposting user, weilding a cringey tournament, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore a hole open into the future, where my memes are law.

Jumping out of said hole was Ningen, what looks like a tadpole that grew two stronk legs and began a trek across the Antartic wasteland, spreading feelings of "What the hell am I looking at" wherever it went. It waddled about, unaware of its true purpose, to win a tournament against other cringey original characters through it's sheer power of uncomfort.


 * Description: Ripped off some barely-known Japanese cryptid. Instead of explaining what people actually thinks it looks like, I'm calling it a tadpol with the beak of a bird, the skin of a lamprey, the legs of famous actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and the combined intelligence of every anon that has ever posted on the entire wiki
 * Badass Level: -1 (Exists as a pure shitpost)
 * Age: Since I posted this comment
 * Sex: I'm not looking inbetween those legs, man
 * Favorite Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSZn9UKXTk
 * Favorite Food: Dargoo's wiki activity on Deadliest Fiction (Note: The true reason why it's been reduced to a head and legs)
 * Weapons: Ningen brings the best of every ranged form of weapon ever conceived.
 * Close: L E G (Ningen uses its thicc legs to make a downwards thrusting attack)
 * Mid: Hidden Frog Tongue (What's behind that mouth? Nigen opens its jaws at a ninety-degree angle, shooting out a tongue several meters in length. It adheres to what it attacks, and leaves behind a sticky, but non-lethal residue)
 * Long: L E G MK II: U N L I M I T E D L E G W O R K S: Ningen manifests copies of its legs and fires them as projectiles at is opponent, moving at speeds comparable to bullets. However, this attack requires the creature to study its own legs, which takes a minute of self contemplation and realising the futility of life and the universe)
 * Special: P r o t t e c a n A t t a c (Ningen detaches its two legs, sending them flying towards an opponent. If the legs land, they cause whatever limb they strike to be swapped in the aproproate spot on Ningen's body. For example, the right leg landing a heatshot would cause the character's head to be repositioned to Ningen's right leg stump, while the person would now have a large, weird-ass leg on its head)
 * Iconic: Weakness to Cringe: Ningen is deadly allergic to actions that would cause a regular person to cringe in a five-meter radius around it. It will weaken and eventually pass out within several dozen seconds if the cring-worthy act persists.
 * Armor: Slime Mold (Ningen is covered in a layer of slime that coats its entire body, allowing it to adhere to surfaces such as ice without slipping. It can protect it from fire and ice-based attacks)


 * Abilities:
 * Ningen Traits: Can breathe in water, survive the freezing temperatures of the Antarctic, and has the ability to regenerate its legs if injured or torn off.
 * Speed Equalization: Forces a single opponent's speed, reflexes, and reaction timing to be lowered to Ningen's, which is about the same as a human. This includes ranged attacks such as bullets and arrows, which would move at the average running speed of a human being.
 * Hiatus: Opens up a portal, letting itself sleep in safety as long as it isn't being targeted by an enemy at the moment. Only lasts for minutes as feelings of self-responsibility and guilt fill it.