User blog comment:BeastMan14/Halloween Special: Capone's Speakeasy Hosts (Chapo Trap Houser) vs The Black Skulls (Mandy)/@comment-27043000-20181019181904

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Let's look at the scenario for a second, the Capone's Speakeasy Hosts have a huge following they can draw upon, premonitions, charisma, and great investigation skills. The Black Skulls on the other hand are so high they all fought a single man one-on-one due to being distracted by other things. I think it's safe to say that the Hosts are finding the Senator's daughter.

But now the question is can they escape with her? The optional objectives come into play here as well but let's take a look at each member's chances of survival-

Dr. William Hackenbush:In terms of equipment, the asteroid fragment is helpful but against the superhuman Black Skulls, it's going to take more than single-shot derringers and calipers to take them down. His abilities are more beneficial to the investigation phase and less to a fight against evil bikers. His opium addiction doesn't help much either.

Felix Cumtree:He has a better weapon than his counterparts but it's still not that great but at least his expert marksmanship means that he's likely going to get the marksmanship he needs to kill the Black Skulls. In abilities, he's got the best set as well with being skilled in H2H, an intimidation, and he can possibly even use his charisma against the bikers considering how high they are all the time. His slight limp might be his only problem but I don't see it hurting him too badly.

Dr. Matthew Pennyfarthing:While his earhorn is useless considering the Black Skulls don't seem to be much talkers, his swordcane and dueling skills could help him win fights if he has backup. His surgery and pharmacy skills will also help keep the group in the fight. But his age is possibly the worst weakness of all as he's not even going to be able to take a single hit from the bikers.

Final Verdict:Capone's Speakeasy Hosts find the Senator's daughter and then have to fight their way through the Black Skulls. I see Dr. Matthew Pennyfarthing dying first as he has the worst weakness and can only fight them at close range where he is outmatched by his superhuman foes. I don't think Dr. William Hackenbush is going to last much longer as he has doesn't have a good arsenal either and abilities more suited for the investigation. Felix Cumtree is going to make it out with the daughter though, through a combination of the best weapon and good accuracy, the most versatile skills, and his opponents being incredibly inept. The Black Skulls might realize their mistake and chase after him afterwards but that's only if they manage to stop being high for long enough to do that, something I don't see happening.

Winner:Capone's Speakeasy Hosts