User blog comment:Goddess of Despair/Adolf Hitler vs Fidel Castro/@comment-4552610-20130319204609

Undead RVD's "Früher war ich ein Soldat wie Sie ... bis ich nahm eine Kugel in die Knie" Edges:
Short Range: Kind of unfair in my opinion. Flamethrower vs a big knife? But I digress. The Flamethrower has greater range and killing potential.
 * EDGE: Hitler

Mid Range 1: The StarPD lacks in ammo capacity but wins for its accuracy, bullet size and power.
 * EDGE: Castro

Mid Range 2: The MP-18's ammo capacity is too much for the Skorpion to handle.
 * EDGE: Hitler

Long Range: As much as the MG-42 is popular, it has one nasty flaw: Reload and Reliability. It is belt fed and reloading will take forever. Castro can reload his RPD three times before you can reload the MG-42 once. Being belt fed also makes it very prone to jamming and unjaming a thing like that will be a NIGHTMARE. Overall, I feel the RPD wins do to its reliability and easier reloading system. Explosives: Grenades easily beat the Bouncing Betty. The Bouncing Betty needs luck and the right location for it to work. The Grenade doesn't need luck and can be used anywhere.
 * EDGE: Castro
 * Personally, I would have gone with the PKM. It is allot like the MG-42 and more likely to be used by Castro and his men do to its older age.
 * EDGE: Castro

Overall: Hitler is going down. Castro is smarter (great use of guerrilla warfare), greater experience beating militarily superior forces and is backing the more modern and reliable weapons. Castro is also stronger, tougher and healthier. Hitler was a skinny little pipsqueak who got shot in WW1 and never really fought after that.

Hitler caries several flaws that anyone can take advantage of. Hitler was a mentally unstable and incredibly racist dumbass who relied on pure force to win. If he didn't invade the USSR and actually saw the evidence of Operation D-Day, he could have had a chance but he was a tactical idiot. He invaded one of the biggest threats and actually fell for the tricks the Allied forces did to hide the build up for D-Day. Castro fought off the US military and WON. He knew what he was doing and came off on top.

Another fatal flaw Hitler has is the loyalty if his men. Many of them were willing to run when things got rotten and some were willing to betray and even kill Hitler himself.

Overall, Castro's superior brains and tactics, Hitler's uncanny ability to make dumbass mistakes and lack of truly loyal men will be his demise. History says it best itself. Hitler committed suicide to avoid punishment. Castro is still alive and heavily respected. Castro is going to win.