User blog comment:Jackythejack/Kids on Melancholy Hill: Noodle vs Gluk’oza/@comment-11361577-20191201192714

Appelmonkey's "Noodle is Best Girl" Edges

Katana vs. Katana: Same weapon, nuff said. Edge: Even

Thompson SMG vs. Futuristic SMG: Whether or not it really is a futuristic Skorpion doesn't matter since we can all safely assume that it is better than the Thompson sheerly because it is more advanced. While the Thompson does have a larger caliber and magazine size the range, rate of fire, and muzzle velocity. Is likely better than Noodle's older Thompson. Edge: Gluk'oza

Superhuman Physicality vs. Futuristic Flashbang: TBC