User blog comment:El Alamein/Sargon of Akkad vs. Ashurbanipal/@comment-5605739-20140427015631

Captain Tom returns to give you some semi-macho Edges

Close Range: Assyrian Sword - Iron Swords or Bronze Daggers? That should be all the explanation you need.

Mid Range: Assyrian Spear - A longer iron tipped spear is light years better than a bronze tipped shorter spear. No contest once again.

Long Range: Assyrian Composite Bow - aAcomposite bow far outclasses some shitty old wood bow any day of the week. Plus Iron Arrows > Bronze Arrows.

Special Weapons: Sumerian Javelin - Jesus Rollerbladin' Christ, anything is better than a damn Sling.

X-Factors: Ashurbanipal - This guy was a pretty cool motherfucker, all bloodthirsty and shit. Sargon seems like he was sort of a bitch, afraid to make his opponents humble. Plus, dat dog chain bro.

Winner: Ashurbanipal - This is really a no contest to me. Ashurbanipal has the mental, close range, and long range tools to get the job done. Therefore, just like The Iron Sheik, Ashurbanipal will make Sargon humble, but hopefully not in the old country way.