User blog comment:The Deadliest Warrior/Gru vs. Megamind/@comment-3239346-20110502224107

For someone who's seen both movies...

THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR, JR.'S EDGES:

Piranha Gun vs. Spiked Boots: While Vector had the Piranha Gun, it still has range and Piranhas are vicious little fish. The Spiked Boots require you to get really up-close and the spikes are on the bottom of the boots, making it complicated to get successful hits in.

EDGE: GRU

Disintegrator Ray vs. Sun's Heat Ray: The Disintegrator Ray (the thing that vaporized the little one's toy unicorn) is portable and efficient. The Sun's Heat Ray, while devastating, has a long warm-up time (used for comic effect in the movie). And while that happens, Gru can walk out of the blast radius and be unharmed.

EDGE: GRU

Shrink Ray vs. Dehydration Ray: One shrinks you and the other turns you into a glowing ice cube. You can still (sort of) fight while shrunk, and unless you come into contact with water after you've been dehydrated, you basically are screwed.

EDGE: MEGAMIND

"Dart" Gas Gun vs. Invisible Car: The Fart Gun won't kill you. The Invisible Car will (if you run someone over with it) and it has the benefit of camouflage.

EDGE: MEGAMIND

Dr. Nefarious vs. Minion: Minion is in a combat suit, firstly, and Dr. Nefarious is an old crinkly who will probably be the first to die.

EDGE: MEGAMIND

Yellow Minions vs. Brain Bots: Well, the Minions have rocket launchers and buzz-saws and stuff like that, but the Brain Bots swarm the opponent with metal pincers and the ability to fly, plus they're fanatically loyal to Megamind. However, both are equally deadly in my mind.

EVEN

Overall Winner: Gru

This was very, very hard, but Gru's weapons are easier to use and carry around, and Megamind's weapons (like the Sun's Heat Ray and the Spiked Boots) can kill, but are too situational. Gru will win with 662 kills to Megamind's 338.