User blog:El Alamein/Sport Shouting vs. Spartans

Wassboss has fallen, and now the Spartans take on Sport Shouting in this continuation of the Spartan Survival Tourney.

Sport Shouting, or Ben Santiago, and his battalion of battle-weary soldiers who fight to protect the Deadliest Fiction Wiki

The Spartan Army: A neverending wall of bronze that fights for Ancient Sparta

WHO IS DEADLIEST? (Rhetorical... actually, let me rephrase that...)

HOW DEADLIEST IS SPORT SHOUTING?

Better.

Rules:
The goal is to kill as many Spartans as possible.
 * This is an ancient survival challenge, where you face endless waves of spartans.
 * No guns (obviously).
 * While it is not a requirement, armor is recommended.
 * You can work with a team of 3 friends.
 * For each team mate, they can bring 9 soldiers with them. Yes you can decide their weapons and armor too, and it doesn't need to be the same as yours.
 * No matter what, you WILL eventually die.

Spartans
Spartan Weapons are: Armor: Bronze Chestplate, Bronze Greaves, Bronze Helmet, Bronze Gauntlets.

The battle will be at Thermopylae Pass.

Sport Shouting and his allies:
Armor: Steel Curiass

Team:

1. Conquistador with broken gun

2. Conquistador with broken gun (no, I didn't accidentally repeat it, he said 2 of them)

3. Persian Immortal with Mace and Bow and Arrow

4. Carthaginian with Falcata

5. French Knight with Morningstar

6. French Knight with Morningstar

7. French Knight with Morningstar (duh, 3 of them)

8. Roman Centurion with Gladius

9. Aztec Jaguar with Maquahuitl

He had more warriors, but I had to shorten the list because he had too many.

So, how many Spartans can Sport Shouting kill?

His men?

Who goes down, and in what order?

How long does the battle take?

I want all of these questions addressed for a full evaluation. Edges are allowed but Edges alone won't count. Let's make this a good one, guys!