User blog comment:Geekboy27/Conker the Squirrel vs Fox McCloud/@comment-4484220-20121214131100

I will vote soon, but first I would like to point something out:

"I say Fox becasue of his training, while Conker is usually drunk."

I wouldn't say "Conker is usually drunk" is a very valid point for why Conker would lose this fight. Most of Conker's time in CBFD is spent sober, and he's only drunk at the beginning of the game, the end of the game, and at a few parts where he has to drink a bunch in order to urinate a lot so that he can do stuff like put out fires and make rock guys turn into balls and roll. After which, he's had access to medicine that sobers him up instantly.

I would say Conker's occasional drunkenness is about as much a factor in this fight as MCU Iron Man's would be in an objectively represented battle. In other words, not a factor at all.