User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Invader Zim vs. Perry The Platypus/@comment-3047208-20130808033222

The government has sent me.


 * Short- Zim. While Perry's Buzzsaw will certainly be a useful weapon, Zim's PAK claws are a lot more versatile. The PAK legs will allow Zim to travel around a lot faster than he would be able to on foot, and allow him access to places he normally wouldn't be able to reach. Zim can also use this on the offense, being able to attack Perry from range and trap and grab him with those claws.


 * Mid- Tie. The Crossbow packs a lot more range than the Organ Harvester, combined that with Perry's stealth and he can land hits on Zim from across the field. Though it's reload is a huge pain the butt, and that's what brings it down here. The Organ Harvester isn't the most practical of weapons, but it can handicap Perry during the fight if Zim uses it right.


 * Long- Tie. Both are generic laz0r gunz without a whole lot of info on them. They're deadly and get the job done, and that's what matters.


 * Special- Zim. Gir is dimwitted and practically harmless in his base form, hell he can even mess up Zim's plans sometimes, but he's in Duty Mode here, which means he's a lot more reckless and a lot more deadly. Perry's grappling hook with provide the platypus with some extra  range and mobility to counter out Zim's PAK, but it's not enough to take down the lovable dimwit that is Gir.

The Deadliest Warrior is...ZIM! Perry is a calm and calculating spy, Zim is a crazed alien bent on world domination. While Perry is definitely a great warrior, I see Zim taking this fight because of his superior line-up of weaponry. Now, Ride the pig!