User blog:BeastMan14/Why So Serious, My Beautiful Snowflake? Tyler Durden vs The Joker



Today, on Deadliest Fiction, we have a match between two of the most influential anarchists in film!

Tyler Durden!, The persistent hallucination and man everyone wants to be!

VS

The Joker!, The crazed anarchist who is convinced the people of Gotham will crack and become just like him under pressure!

WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?

Tyler Durden
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

- Tyler to his recruits.



Bio: Tyler Durden is the split personality of The Narrator, the man who tells the story of the Fight Club. Tyler is a soap salesman who after going out for drinks with the Narrator and getting into a fight with him, decides to begin creating a club in which men can fight to relieve stress. However, Tyler begins to take control of the group and turn it into a terrorist cell against consuemrism, believing this generation has sold itself out. His plans become deadlier and larger in scale until eventually he plans to blow up several massive credit card buildings with nitro-glycerin bombs, wiping credit scores everywhere and sending the economy into anarchy. Ultimately, the Narrator takes advantage of Tyler just being a split personality and attempts suicide, blowing out his right cheek. Tyler, since what he is based on is dead, is killed and ceases to exist only for it to be revealed the Narrator survived. Regardless, the bombs go off before The Narrator can intervene, and Tyler is post-humously succesful in his goals.

The Joker
"I believe what doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger."

- The Joker

Bio: Nothing is known about The Joker's early life before his arrival in Gotham. Upon his arrival, he gives no motive for his reign of terror and takes joy in tormenting the people, especially in "creating" Two-Face by leaving Harvey Dent horrifically burned and vengeful at the mob after a bomb trap is set and Batman was forced to choose between him and Rachel Dawes, the love of both their lives. Eventually, the Joker sets a final trap in which two boats, one full of prisoners, the other full of civilians, are rigged with explosives and the people on each boat given the option of detonating the other boat in an attempt to save themselves. Ultimately, the people on both boats refuse, destroying the Jokers plan, and he is defeated in a hand-to-hand fight with Batman and left in a position where he can be arrested, but still laughing as he has turned the people against one of their saviors, and corrupted the other, Harvey Dent, into a killing monster.

Tyler Durden
Close-Range: Baseball Bat. The beloved weapon from America's favorite pastime, the bat can break bones with a good enough swing.

Mid-Range: Smith and Wesson 4506. This reliable pistol brings in a range of 165 feet, alongside an ammo clip size of 18 before one has to reload.

Long-Range: Heckler & Koch MP5. Wielding an automatic fire rate, a clip size of 100 rounds, and an effective range of 656 feet, this gun is a force to be reckoned with.

Explosive: Nitro-Glycerin remote bombs. A deadly explosive, these bombs are capable of leveling buildings if enough are made. In satchel charge form, they still are a hell of an explosive.

Special: Brass Knuckles. Used for those that like to fight dirty in a bare knuckle brawl, Brass knuckles are fitted around the hand and can severely injure someone if enough blows are struck to the right place.

The Joker
Close-Range: Switchblade. A small, concealable, surprisingly sharp blade.

Mid-Range: Glock 17. This death-dealer is one of the toughest pistols out there, and has a range of 50 meters amd a clip size of 18 rounds.

Long-Range: MAC-10. This deadly machine-pistol packs a clip of 30 rounds, and a range of 50 meters.

Explosive: M67 Hand Grenade. This old reliable has a blast radius of 15 feet, and a guaranteed kill radius of 5 feet.

Special: RPG-7. This rocket-propelled death launcher may only have one shot, but its explosive range, damage, and the blast radius make it worth it.

X-Factors
Tyler Durden vs The Joker

100 Loyalty of Men 75 Project Mayhem agents are subjected to training from hell, starting with standing outside his house for 3 days as he yells at them, and followed by them forced to follow his instructions to a T. However, his men become fanatics for his cause, taking suicide missions from him with no questions. The Joker gang is mostly just hired men, in it for the high pay, and they usually get murdered by the Joker at some point.

90 Brutality 100 While Tyler is shown to be unflinching in his ideals, he ultimately has limits due to simply being a hallucination of the Narrator, such as the scene where The Narrator brutally beats Angel Face, and even Tyler shows a look of discomfort. The Joker has no limits, and isn't afraid to kill anyone who gets in the way of his plan.

94 Physicality 80 The Joker seems to be modestly built, and having decent fighting skills to the point where he could fight Batman and hold his own. Tyler Durden, however, is well-built and an outstanding fighter, capable of fighting numerous people repeatedly over the course of a couple of hours.

100 Intelligence/Tactics 100 Both of these men are incredibly intelligent, forming their plans around knowing exactly how people would react. Ultimately, this is even.