User blog comment:Pygmy Hippo 2/Michael Myers the Shape vs. Darius the Party Hard Killer/@comment-28716800-20190322090844

Battlefan237's Too early for Halloween  vote :

Primary:Purely judging from the quality of the weapons themselves, the hunting knife obviously is the better choice due to its sharper blade and higher quality. However in this scenario the hunting knife will likely fail in dealing any actual damages to Michael Myers, a dude that has literally tanked police force. On the other hand, Michael Myers's kitchen knife, while not as good in terms of quality, can deal actual damage to Darius, who is just a mortal. Edge:Michael Myers

Secondary:Well this goes straight to the sword because a long, sharp blade beats a random hammer all the time. Edge:Darius 

Special:The syringe is barely a weapon. I think Michael won't even draw this out when he has more reliable weapon like the kitchen knife in his hand. Even if Michael manages to draw this out I'm pretty sure it'll end up somewhere on the floor when the two slashers are fighting. The speaker trap, on the other hand, while lacking mobility, is Darius's best bet to take down Michael Myers due to the sheer power of the explosion. Edge:Darius

Overall:Well Pygmy, you've done a few battles involving slashers from 70s/80s' horror flicks and they haven't even earned a single victory. However, this time the slasher that started the slasher movie trend will turn the tide and snatch a victory for his fellow horror villains. While Darius has better weapons in general,the only weapon that can deal