User blog comment:Urbancommando77/UC77's Modern Co-op User Tourney/@comment-143604-20120214004359


 * Name: Thor TheBatman Doctor Dudebro the Third, Esquire 9
 * Traits: Wears socks on hands, prone to irish jigs whenever possible, enjoys long romantic walks on the beach.
 * Melee: The Shiskabab
 * Close Range: Flamethrower
 * Mid Range: Pyranoscope mounted to a long pipe (Fire Shotgun!)
 * Long Range: Incendiary Grenade Launcher
 * Special: Flare Gun
 * Explosive: Molotov Cocktail
 * Equipment: A Top Hat, Bow Tie and a fireproof suit designed with a back to keep the Flamethrower tanks safe from most conventional shots.
 * Psychological Health: 4. Yeah, in the single digits. Is paranoid, angry, random and prone to fits of showtunes and movie quotes. Sometimes dabbles in wizardry. Also, believes he is "The Goddamn Batman" and occasionally runs around in a cape throwing things at random passersbye.
 * Fears: Mint Condition Double-Telescoping Obi Wan Kenobi 1977 Kenner Action Figures, People who watch Glee, The number 4.
 * Vehicle: Pick-Up Truck with huge metal Sheep design covering the entire vehicle, making it look like a deadly machine farm animal. Has a mounted flamethrower, and makes actual "Baa!" sounds when a lever is pressed. And is AWESOME.