User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Invader Zim vs. Perry The Platypus/@comment-24180428-20130808041108

Utter noob's "Lasers and Alienss and Hats" edges:

Short-The PAK has a longer reach and is going to be used better. Parry is not brutal enough to just start sawing someone's body to pieces. Edge Zim

Medium-The Crossbow has a better range, better accuracy, and is more powerful. Edge Perry

Long-Zim's pistol is obviosly more deadly but he wont weild it like an experienced operator. I think Perry's superior training (being he's a spy) will make him use his weapon better. Edge Perry

Special-Gir may be lethal, he may not be lethal. He is not reliable, the Grappling gun is reliable. Though numerical advantage is still a major factor. Edge Even

X-factors-Perry takes most, excluding killer instinct. Edge Perry

Winner-Perry. He has the advantage of training and manuverability thanks to the Grapple Gun. Zim will just think Perry is a normal Palatapus and dismiss him as a threat. Then Perry has the perfect opertunity to kill or capture him.