User blog comment:Jackythejack/Jacky's Back For Blood: Redemption For A Loser/@comment-35680048-20190904032133

Tybaltcapulet's "Let the BFBs begin" Edges:

Weapons: I gotta give the edge to the Testament weapons here. They just seem to be the more reliable weapons for this battle. First off the gravity knife vs the Kitchen knife. The gravity knife has a cool gimmick of being able to open it without the need for two hands. But you know what doesn't even need to be opened and most likely has a considerably longer blade to boot? The fucking Kitchen knife. It's much simpler to use one-handed, and ha more meat to it in general.

Now on the the Machete vs the Flop Club, which is an even bigger stomp for the Testament. The "club" is literally a piece of wood. A piece of god damn wood. Are you kidding me? I don't care if it can be "customized", it still has a high chance of breaking on any hard hit, making it useless.The machete on the other hand has a decently large blade, and could easily lop off limbs and kill much more consistently.

So overall the Flops get utterly massacred in their equipment.Edge:Testament

Overall: The Ghetto Police are going to be utterly clapped by the Testament of the New Eziekiel The Flops are a bunch of desperate captured prisoners who were asssigned bullying duty against their comrades. They have zero legitimate combat experience besides merely existing as a psuedo police force. I have a hard time believing that they could beat anyone except for emaciated prisoners or God Emperor Sun Tzu (who now rests in peace)

The Testament isn't fantastic, but their weapons stomp the Flops, who's makeshift weapons barely function at all.And on top of this, they have actual combat experience with their decent amount of enemies. In the battle of the loserd, the cultists suck less ass in all important categories.

Testament of the New Eziekiel: 4000

Jewish Ghetto Police: 1000