User blog comment:Thundrtri/Season 2 episode 5: MacRay Gang VS Joker Gang/@comment-11048590-20121223223801

THE DOCTOR'S DIAGNOSIS OF FAKE OLD NUNS AND CRAXY CLOWNS!

Doug MacRay vs. The Joker

* Melee- The Joker. Even though the Joker has double the weapons, this was still a close call. Doug's Combat knife would definitely be the deadliest blade here do to it's combat purposes, grip, and longer and sharper blade than The Joker's small pocket knives. The OTF and Trodoon  definitely counter out Doug's small switchblade, and the Pool Cue could be a bit nifty for slowing down and possibly poking an eye out of Doug, if broken in half, though the Joker's sharp, lengthy, and of course deadly Fillet knife should definitely get him the win in Melee here.

* Pistols: I'll split this into two categories, revolver and semi-auto pistol.

**Revolver-The Joker. With both of this being Smith & Wesson Snub revolvers with three inch barrels, six round cylinders, and single action firing, it really relies on the caliber here. In which Joker's Model 29 takes it, with it firing .44 Special rounds as opposed to the Model 64's .38 Special Rounds.

**Pistols-The Joker. With both of these weapons firing 9mm rounds, It's pretty even as far as round size goes, though, The Joker really mops the floor with his Glock 17, being fully-automatic as opposed to the USP's semi-auto firing, Joker will definitely being able to land off plenty more shots with his full-auto pistol, which also has a larger magazine of 33 rounds as opposed to the USP's 13 rounds. Overall, the Joker's extra ten bullets in his pistol and fully automatic firing, he should take this easily.

*SMG-The Joker. Okay, where to begin? The MAC-10 is firing .45 ACP rounds, and the TEC-9 is firing 9mm rounds. The MAC-10's larger round is only one of many reasons that this baby is taking the cake. The TEC-9 is also semi-automatic, the MAC-10 is fully-automatic, point 2 for the Joker's MAC. Both of these guns have 30 round magazines, though the MAC-10 is STIll fully-automatic and firing a larger round, another easy win for the Joker here.

I'll work on rifles and the rest later.