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=Postal Dude vs The Crusader= The Postal Dude; The heavily armed psychopath who just wants to live his life as violently as possible

VS

The Crusader; The genocidal maniac who only seeks to wipe humanity off the face of the Earth

WHO

IS

DEADLIEST?

Postal Dude
"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine."

- The Dude

Weapons
Rifle: M16
 * Weight: 7.5 lbs
 * Cartridge: 5.56x45mm NATO
 * Action: Gas-operated, rotating bolt
 * Rate of Fire: 900 rpm
 * Muzzle Velocity: 3,000 fps
 * Effective Range: 600 yards
 * Feed System: 30-round detachable box magazine
 * Sights: Iron

Handgun: Desert Eagle
 * Weight: 4.4 ibs
 * Cartridge: .50 ACP
 * Action: Gas-operated, rotating bolt
 * Muzzle Velocity: 1750 fps
 * Range: 220 yards
 * Feed system: 7-round detachable stick magazine
 * Sights: Iron

SMG: MAC-11
 * Weight: 3.5 lbs
 * Cartridge: .380 ACP
 * Muzzle Velocity: 980 fps
 * Range: 54.6 yards
 * Feed System: 32-round detachable box magazine
 * Action: Straight blowback
 * Rate of Fire: 1200 rpm
 * Sights: Iron

Shotgun: Remington 870
 * Weight: 8 ibs
 * Cartridge: 12 gauge
 * Action: Pump
 * Muzzle velocity: 1,550 fps
 * Range: 55 yards
 * Feed system: 7+1 internal tube magazine
 * Sights: Ring

Heavy: M249
 * Weight: 22 ibs
 * Cartridge: 5.56x45mm NATO
 * Action: Gas-operated long-stroke piston, open bolt
 * Muzzle Velocity: 3,000 fps
 * Range: 2,300 yards (effective)-11,800 yards (maximum)
 * Feed System: 100-round box magazine
 * Sights: front blade and folding rear leaf with aperture and notch

Explosive: AT-4 HS "The Rocket Launcher is another weapon that need not hit the target directly to have an effect – it imparts a considerable amount of damage when the rocket explodes. Keep in mind that this weapon requires time to fuel before firing. The longer you fuel the rocket (by holding down primary fire) the farther it will be able to travel. If a rocket runs out of fuel during flight, it will fall to the ground and detonate on impact. If you fuel a rocket completely, as indicated by the fuel meter, you will hear a confirmation that “seeking mode” is engaged. The rocket will “lock on” to whatever target the crosshairs are over when the fire key is released and will tirelessly attempt to hunt down that target. Secondary fire is similar to primary fire except it allows you to fully fuel a rocket without engaging seeking mode. Such a rocket will travel extremely far before running out of fuel." — The rocket launcher's description in the manual Melee: Boomerang Machete In Postal Dude's hands it can easily slice through bone and even be thrown like a boomerang, bouncing off of walls, slicing enemies to bits, and eventually return to the thrower's hands. Hot weapon: Napalm Launcher "The Napalm Launcher need not hit the target directly since it results in massive amounts of apocalyptic flames and all. It can fire relatively long distances, and is not recommended inside closed spaces unless you happen to be a Tibetan monk. Primary fire will cause a canister to be launched straight ahead, leaking napalm all the way. The canister will explode on first contact and ignite any napalm behind it. Secondary fire will cause a canister to be launched that will bounce around wildly, spewing out napalm after the first bounce. The canister will explode after coming to rest, igniting the trail of napalm it just laid." — The Napalm Launcher's description in the manual Armor: SiC body armor
 * Weight: 18 lbs
 * Ammunition: Fin-stabilized projectile with HEAT warhead
 * Muzzle Velocity: 950 fps
 * Range: 328-546.8 yards
 * Sights: iron
 * Blade length: 17 inches
 * Materials: High-carbon Stainless steel
 * Weight: 2.5 lbs
 * Postal Dude made this weapon himself. It seems to have similar stats to the AT-4, except it's likely lighter.

SiC is the chemical formula for Silicon Carbide, a widely used material made of carbon and silicon. SiC is widely used in machinery applications, synthetic jewelry, and as a partial component to military grade ceramic armor. The armor itself tough enough to survive a direct hit from an explosion.

The Crusader
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."

- Very edgey boi

Weapons
Rifle: AKM
 * Weight: 7.94 lbs
 * Cartridge: 7.62x39mm
 * Action: Gas-operated, rotating bolt
 * Rate of Fire: 600 rpm
 * Muzzle Velocity: 2,346 fps
 * Effective Range: 437 yards
 * Feed System: 30-round detachable box magazine
 * Sights: Rear slide notch on sliding tangent, front post

Handgun: Glock 17
 * Weight: 1.88 lbs
 * Cartridge: 9x19mm Parabellum
 * Action: Semi-auto, recoil operated
 * Muzzle Velocity: 1,230 fps
 * Effective Range: 55 yards
 * Feed System: 15-round box magazine
 * Sights: Iron

SMG: MP5A5
 * Weight: 6 lbs
 * Cartridge: 9x19mm Parabellum
 * Muzzle Velocity: 1,033 fps
 * Range: 109 yards
 * Feed System: 40-round detachable box magazine
 * Action: Roller-delayed blowback, closed bolt
 * Rate of Fire: 800 rpm
 * Sights: Iron. Rear: rotary drum; front: hooded post

Shotgun: Mossberg 500
 * Weight: 7.62 lbs
 * Cartridge: 12-gauge
 * Action: Pump
 * Muzzle velocity: 1,325 fps
 * range: 55 yards
 * Feed system: 8-round internal tube magazine
 * Sights: Bead

Heavy: M79 Grenade Launcher
 * Weight: 6.45 lbs
 * Cartridge: 40x46mm grenade
 * Action: Break
 * Rate of fire: 6 rpm
 * Muzzle Velocity: 247 fps
 * Range: 383 yards
 * Sights: Leaf

Explosive: Mk 153 SMAW Melee: M9 Bayonet
 * Weight: 30 lbs
 * Ammunition: 83mm rocket
 * Muzzle Velocity: 720 fps
 * Range: 273-533 yards
 * Sights: iron
 * Blade length: 7 inches
 * Materials: 420 Stainless Steel
 * Weight: 11 ounces

Hot weapon: M9-7 Flamethrower
 * Weight: 50 lbs
 * Range: 82 feet
 * Capacity: 4 gallons
 * Firing Time: 9 second bursts

Armor: Bullet proof vest

A kevlar vest used by police officers that can stop bullet penetration. It is most effectige aganst bullets, however, explosives and edged weapons are it's achilles heel.

X-Factors
Physicality: Postal Dude is strong enouge to punch open closed doors, fire his Desert Eagle(s) without loosing accuracy from recoil, fast enough to redirect a rocket from an AT-4 with a kick, tough enough to get tazed and not even be effected by it, and even survived a bullet to the brain (although he needed medical attention imediatley after); The Crusader is strong enough to ram his knife through someone's skull, kick doors of their hinges, durible walk through gun fire, but he can still be killed with enough fire power.

Expirience:

Brutality

Abilities

Theme song:  Postal's theme ; Hatred's theme

=Deadpool (Video Game) vs Duke Nukem=

Weapons
Handguns: DT 1981s

Shotgun: Kingmakers

Automatic: Nuthals 220s

Explosive: The Solution

Melee: Beauroyre Blades

Laser: Harrison Cls. Pulse Rifles



Weapons
Handgun: Golden Desert Eagle

Shotgun: Lead Canon

Automatic: MP5

Explosive: RPG

Melee: Fists and Mighty Foot

Laser: AT Captain Laser

=Buck O'Reilly vs Masaru-Jerome Surei= Buck O'Reilly, the Shamrock of Death;

VS

Masaru-Jerome Surei, the manipulative psychopath.

WHO

IS

DEADLIEST?

Buck O'Reilly
When he was a young lad (around 6 or 7 years), he was inspired by three things: his father's courage, his uncle's discipline, and Louis Cyr's incredible strength. He decided to be "just like them" when he grew up. His father was proud of his son's ambitions and was happy to help him, but, being a single dad in the Irish Defence Forces wasn't going to allow him to do much, so he called up his brother to help out. Buck's uncle, who was a retired world champion Heavyweight Boxer, health nut, and had great knowledge of some of the strongest men in history. So, the training began, and went on for years. He ate 20 lbs of meat and bread every day, carried cows of varrying sizes on his back for 1 kilometers each. It was grueling and backbreaking work, but he never gave up. By the time he was 30, he was a monster; He was 6 foot 10 and weighed 280 lbs. With that goal complete, he joined the Irish Defence Forces and was quickly excepted into the SFA. Then WWIII happened, He went under unrelenting deployments, using every ounce of training and his physical power to pull through. His courage and ability to take on even a small group of Spetsnaz on his own earned him the nick name "The Shamrock of Death." But all for naught. The world was turned into a wasteland by the fighting, and Buck was left on his own. He eventually stumbeled on his old family home, and found his father and uncle alive and well. For the next 15 years, they lived in peace, fighting off the ocational scavenger, but never killing them, they were just survivors like them, after all. Until the day his father and uncle didn't wake up. Heart broken, he realized he couldn't stay in his home forever, so he gathered the family sword and shillelagh staff and became a vagabond. Wondering Ireland and living the rest of his life until is death at the age of 75.

Weapons
Rifle: Styr AUG A3 Handgun: SIG Sauer P229 Shotgun: Benelli M4 Super 90 Sword: Gallowglass Longsword Secondary: Hand axe Special: HK417 sniper
 * Weight: 7.3 lbs
 * Cartige: 5.56x45mm NATO
 * Action: Gas-operated, Rotating bolt
 * Rate of fire: 750 rpm
 * Muzzle Velocity: 3,182 fps
 * Efective range: 326 yards
 * Feed system: 42-round detachible box magazine
 * Sights: 1.5x Telescopic sights
 * Weight: 2 lbs
 * Cartrige: .40 S&W
 * Action: Mechanically locked, Recoil operated
 * Muzzle velocity: 1,550 fps
 * Effective range: 55 yards
 * Feed system: 15-Round magazine
 * Sights: Iron
 * Weight: 8.42 lbs
 * Cartridge: 12-gauge Slugs
 * Action: Gas-operated (Semi-automatic)
 * Muzzle velocity: 1,125 fps
 * Effective range: 142 yards
 * Feed system: 8+1 internal tube magazine
 * Sights: Reflex
 * Length: 48 inches
 * Material: Tempered Steel
 * Weight: 2 lbs
 * Length: 30 inches
 * Material: 1055 Carbon-steel blade/Straight gain hickory haft
 * Weight: 1.06 lbs
 * Weight: 9.3 lbs
 * Cartridge: 7.62×51mm NATO
 * Action: Gas-operated short-stroke piston, rotating bolt
 * Rate of fire: 600 rpm
 * Muzzle velocity: 2,680 fps
 * Effective range: 875 yards
 * Feed system: 20-round detachable box magazine
 * Sights: Telescopic

Martial arts
Buck's uncle was a World Heavyweight Boxing champion, and he trained Buck extensivley. Boxing focuses on punching, blocking, dodging, and counter-attacking. He also learned systema (which is a freeform martial art that focuses on disableing enemies via pressure points, joint-locks, and bone breakage) from his father and combat shooting from his time in the military. He's also self-tought in Bataireacht and Swordfighting. And he isn't afraid to fight dirty: He'll use every illegal boxing move in the book, smash your groin with his shillelagh, and won't hesitate to deal a killing blow if need be, but he won't hit ya while you're down and can't properly defend yourself. That'd be just plain rude.

Armor
Reinforced Hard Shell Crowd Control Suit and SOB Level 4 Ballistic Shield

Head Upper body and Shoulders Forearms and Elbows Gloves Lower body and Groin Knees and shins Boots Gear Bag (Contains food, extra ammo, and guiness) Sheild
 * Police grade riot armor designed to be almost impervious to blades and blunt-force trauma while it's light weight and flexibility maximizes speed and mobility. However, Buck had his armor reinforced with military-grade Kevlar, allowing it to protect him against anything less than .40 rounds
 * Polycarbonate alloy outershell
 * Semi-resilient polystyrene foam lining
 * ¼” thick top pad
 * Dull finish to prevent reflection
 * Double D-ring fastener provides maximum strength and slip resistance
 * Foam nylon backing provides added durability and comfort
 * Snap-on nape pad with Kydex penetration shield, shock-absorbent foam pads and chemical-resistant Cordura cover
 * Permanently mounted neck protector with Kydex penetration shield and shock-absorbent foam
 * Hard shell front and back panels feature a unique Damascus 3-panel flex design for optimum movement, fit and comfort
 * 3mm Electrum XK8 hard shell front and back panels
 * Modular front and back panels are steel riveted together with Cordura nylon connector straps which attach by Velcro
 * Shock absorbing Protium foam with a Polyester mesh covers the chest, back, shoulder and upper arm
 * Electrum XK8 plate with shock absorbing Protium foam covers both top of shoulder and upper arm
 * Polyester mesh lines the inside of the upper body and shoulder portion which offers comfort and breathability for long term wear
 * Adjustable Straps fasten with durable nylon elastic and Velcro
 * Two piece hard Electrum XK8 outer shell provides flex ability
 * Shock absorbing Protium foam covered with 420 denier Cordura nylon
 * Polyester mesh liner inside offers comfort and breathability
 * Adjustable straps fasten with durable nylon elastic and Velcro
 * Outstanding durability and protection from impact or injury
 * Fire and cut resistance on the back of the hand for your total protection
 * .8mm high-grade aniline goatskin leather on the palm and upper for maximum tactility and responsiveness without compromising performance
 * Dynamic knuckle and hand protection design with high density closed cell foam for reinforced protection and injury prevention
 * Hard Electrum XK8 outer shell on thigh and hip sections
 * Shock absorbing Protium foam with 150 denier Cordura nylon covers the entire outside
 * Polyester mesh lines the inside which offers comfort and breathability
 * Tailbone pad has an Electrum XK8 plastic plate laminated to the Protium foam
 * Groin section has an inner Electrum XK8 shell with a Protium foam padding and mesh cover
 * Straps fasten with durable nylon elastic and Velcro
 * Hard Electrum XK8 Knee Caps with super non-slip grip
 * Hard shell Electrum XK8 shin plates with dull Black finish to avoid reflection
 * Heavy-duty Reinforced Protium foam padded nylon inner support
 * Inner support riveted to the shin plates for ultimate durability
 * Multiple adjustable nylon elastic and Velcro straps give a secure fit
 * Hard Electrum XK8 knee caps have a super non-slip grip
 * Hard shell Electrum XK8 shin plates have a dull Black finish to stop reflection
 * Heavy-duty reinforced Protium foam padded nylon interior support
 * Inner support riveted to the shin plates for incredible durability
 * Multiple adjustable nylon elastic and Velcro straps allow for a secure fit
 * Hard Electrun XK8 foot guards
 * 8” standard military height
 * The quality craftsmanship of the full grain cowhide leather and nylon fabric uppers is obvious upon close inspection, especially the high quality stitching
 * Vanguard sole construction, combined with a cushioned polyurethane midsole, delivers running shoe-like comfort and energy return especially across heels
 * 100% rubber Vibram Sierra outsole functions well in rugged and varied terrain, is oil- and slip-resistant and is easily resoled
 * Polyurethane insole
 * Exterior Dimensions – 24"L x 19"W x 15" H
 * Interior Dimensions - 24"L x 15"W x 15" H
 * Two Velcro storage compartments on the front
 * Sides of the bag have envelope pouches
 * Padded shoulder strap
 * Alumina oxide ceramic on an aramid matrix backing
 * Ambidextrous handle and forearam pad
 * Bullet proof
 * Dementions: 24" x 48" & 4" level 4 ballistic veiwport

Masaru-Jerome Surei
Masaru-Jerome Surei was a Canadian-Japanese highscholar, the son of the Canadian embassador in Japan, attending Kaminomiya Highschool. From his early childhood he had a very independent personality and preferred being depended on than depending on someone. During his days in Japan, he met Sotojima Haruka, a girl who's father was a prominent politician in Japan. Because of the mental stress from her father's death, Haruka had almost completely secluded herself from the outside world, and as such found herself attracted to Masaru, who became the first one to interact and sympathize with her about her father's fate. This soon turned into a complete and psycopathic obsession with the Canadian teenager as the two fought Bōryokudan thugs sent against Haruka by family members who seeked to rob her of her father's inheritance. The girl begun seeing Masaru as a "knight in shining armor" who was the only one in the world who cared for her and protected her. Her mental state wasn't helped by the fact that Masaru made her kill her family members once they cornered them. Eventually, however, Haruka became incapable of bearing the stress and guilt of murder and being constantly under attack by assassins. Because of this, she did what any Yandere in love would do: she asked Masaru to commit suicide with her so they could be forever together. Masaru obviously refused, and Haruka, being the Yandere she was, tried to kill him, only for the Canadian to best her in combat and kill her back. In the last moments of his girlfriend's life, Masaru revealed to her that her father had been assassinated by a joint Canadian-American operation because of his anti-American ideologies. He then told her the only reason he kept her close to him was because he enjoyed seeing her fall into insanity and become completely dependant on him. He then shot her in the head, killing the poor girl. In Masaru's words, however, "she was already dead before I pulled the trigger". After this, Masaru Got away with the murder with some help from the Canadian government and contacts in the Japanese government and moved to China.

Weapons
Rifle: Colt Diemaco SA-20 Handgun: Berreta 92 Shotgun: Remington 870 Sword: Nodachi Secondary: Buck 119 Special: Haruka Sotojima
 * Weight: 8.6 lbs
 * Cartridge: 5.56x45mm NATO
 * Action: Gas-operated, rotating bolt
 * Rate of fire: 900 rpm
 * Muzzle velocity: 3,030 fps
 * Effective range: 440 yards
 * Feed system: 30-round detachable STANAG magazine
 * Sights: C79 Optical sight
 * Weight: 2 lbs
 * Cartridge:  9x19mm Parabellum
 * Action: Recoil operated
 * Muzzle velocity: 1,250 fps
 * Effective range: 53 yards
 * Feed system: 15-round detachable box magazine
 * Sights: Iron sights
 * Weight: 8 lbs
 * Cartridge: 12-gauge
 * Action: Pump
 * Muzzle velocity: 1,550 fps
 * Effective range: 55 yards
 * Feed system: 7+1 internal tube
 * Sights: Bead
 * Length: 78 inches
 * Materials: High-Carbon Steel
 * Weight: 4 lbs
 * Length: 10 inches
 * Materials: Stainless Steel
 * Weight: 7 onces

Sword: Katana Rifle: Remington Model 750 Handgun: Remington R51
 * length: 30 inches
 * Marerials: High-Carbon steel
 * Weight: 2.5 lbs
 * Weight: 7.5 lbs
 * Cartridge: .308 Winchestor
 * Action: Semi-automatic
 * Muzzle Velocity: 2,600 fps
 * Effective Range: 874 yards
 * Feed system: 10-round box magazine
 * Sights: telescopic
 * Weight: 1.4 lbs
 * Cartridge: 9x19mm Parabellum
 * Action: Pedersen "hesitation-locked" action
 * Muzzle velocity: 1,014 fps
 * Effective range: 10 yards
 * Feed system: 7-round box magazine
 * Sights: Drift-adjustable 3-dot iron sights

Martial arts
Marasu has practiced karate and judo, both green belt. He is also skilled in Yakumaru-ryu kenjutsu. Haruka has been trained in kendo from the age of 7 and, unlike Masaru, is a black belt in judo.

Armor
None

X-Factors
Physicality: Buck's physical training and extensive work-out regimine gave him incredible strength. He can casually carry a full grown cow over his shoulder, stop a truck going top speed with one hand, punch through a brick wall, fire a M60 from the hip and not lose accuracy from recoil, run at 25mph, and durable enough to get a 40-pound sledgehammer broken over his face, and not even flinch; Marsaru is strong enough to slice someone in half from shoulder to waist, fast enough to dodge an arrow from a Yumi bow, and durible enough to survive a hand grenade explosion from a few meters away. Haruka is stong enough to horizontily cut a man in half and can move faster than an average human can react

Tactics and experience: Buck's time as a member of the Sciathán Fiannóglaigh an Airm has taught him more than just how to fight, he's an expert marksman and master of military tactics, often using cover, limiting an enemy's movements, flanking, and causing general panic. He specialized in Urban Combat, and is very familiar to Ireland's geography through years of exploration and can navigate it easily; Marasu and Haruka have been fighting for 4 years. Marasu often employs ambush tactics from behind cover, if there is no cover, he'll use his firearms to keep his enemy at bay. Haruka usually fallows Marasu's orders, however, when acting on her own she focuses on limiting her enemies mobility

Weapon relyability: All of their weapons are very relyable, as of most of them are military grade. However Haruka's rifle (based on my research) tends to jam and it's mag is difficult to reload (because it doesn't properly fit),

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