User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Hell School: Class Is In Session/@comment-35680048-20190323201113

Tybaltcapulet's " *jumps into a DF themed wheelchair IDUBBBZ style*  I'M  GONNA HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION" Placements:

15th Place: EA if you ever come across this i'm sorry, but the Greatest Cats on Earth are pretty much screwed here. They're a bunch of cats with armor and pretty lackluster abilties/weapons. The best piece of equipment they have is probably the Dynamite and Artillery, which requires time to set up good positioning, and against so many magical and more physically imposing people here, they're bound to be killed pretty quickly. A bunch of cats in steel armor with some explosives are nothing compared to most of the others in this battle.

14th Place: Now getting rid of what to me is the obvious last place, things get a little harder. But I think that Owlman is probably the next to die. I mean his banhammer knockoff, Ninjato, and butterfly knife are cool and all, but he's also got trash like the Taser Shotgun and the shurikens. I'm also not too impressed with his abilities. Owlman is basically the ghetto boi of this battle, with his parkour and street smarts being what get him ahead in life. He's got nothing that really amplifies his combat ability and once he gets into it with someone with more power to em', he's done for. (I will say he's one of the most likely to utilize the normie weapons though, but it's not enough of a difference to get him much higher here.)

13th Place: I've shat on him, you've shat on him, it's the one the only Mecha-Hippoman up and ready for death next.What got Hippoman this far, is his armor and tracking abilities. As expected, the majority of Hippoman's weapons and abilities are virtually useless. Knowing all languages, and having some dead Chinese quack beside you is cool for a wacky anime series, but in actual battle... yeah the armor is the only thing keeping Hippo alive for longer than 2 seconds here. There's also the possibility that with it's required charge time, that either A) enough damage by the more powerful people here will mess it up and make it work less effectively B) it just simply runs out of power within the battle. Oh, and Hippo is also super slow, making him a prime target for just about everyone here.

TBC (I'll probably get a shit ton of this wrong but whatever for now)