User blog comment:El Alamein/Brazilian Militia vs. Somali Pirates/@comment-5465602-20140402133443

BeastMan14's "Look at me. I'm the captain now" edges

Close-Range: Brazilian Militia. The Desert Eagle may be hard to aim and fire, but it packs better range and more ammo per clip than the Colt Python. I'd also like to point out how the Python's lack of range is an even bigger handicap here, as this will mainly be a battle at farther ranges, which is never good for revolvers.

Mid-Range: Somali Pirates. The AK may lack range, but it fires at a much greater rate and this fight probably won't spill out into huge distances. In the close quarters of the field, the AK will be lighter to carry, and thus, much easier to use in this scenario.

Long-Range: Somali Pirates. The weapons are largely similar, but the PK has more range, and a higher firing rate that will enable the pirates to tear the militia easier than vice-versa.

Launcher: Somali Pirates. The RPG may be larger and more cumbersome, but it brings a much, much, much bigger boom than the China Lake.

Grenade: Even. They sound essentially identical.

Deadliest Warrior: Somali Pirates. This was a close one, EA, and I almost went Militia. But ultimately, the Somali Pirates take this because they're bringing better weapons to the fight, alongside vastly superior experience and tactics. The Militia was a tough foe for the Task Force, sure, but that was mostly because of sheer numbers and a home field advantage, with the most of the tactic being used there was "ZERG RUSH". Somali Pirates are skilled at easily outmanuvering and forcing their way onto massive ships, and successfully ransoming them off several times in the past. It'll be a tough fight, but the Somali have what it takes to win this. Score: 525-475