User blog comment:MilitaryBrat/Goodbye......for now/@comment-5078776-20131117223147

We'll miss you MB, and hope you do well in the Army. You'll do a great job defending 'Murica against her enemies, and I hope you survive the next couple rules:


 * Don't get shot.


 * Don't get stabbed.


 * Don't get blown up.


 * Don't get killed in your sleep.


 * Don't get shanked by a rusty poptart.


 * Don't drown.


 * Don't choke on the MRE's.


 * Don't die in any other form possible in military service.


 * If you do die, make sure fire is involved.

We'll miss you, buddy.