User blog comment:Undead RVD/Saints Row the Third Tournament: Mr. M. C. F--ker vs Fire Cat/@comment-2136224-20130112141038

Kevlar's Edges of Awesome!

First of all, I would like to say that this fight is messed up, even for something from Saint's Row the Third. One guy is a pimp who seems to be like every type of snobby and annoying hipster was melted down and poored into a wannbe rapper mold. The other, a mysterious guy in a fursuit, who's probably the most offencive anthro since Conkers from Conkers's Bad Fur Day. Hell, I plan on one day doing a GTA style game with anthro animals, but I doubt if any of them would be as slimly as this feline. That said, let's get this crazy party started.

Melee

Wha? They both have the EXACT SAME WEAPON?!?! Awkward..........

EDGE: TIE

Pistols

Well, even in Saint's Row, you got to admit that aiming two pistols with each hand means that your aim isn't as great. That said, let's talk about upgrades: Fully upgraded, the Shepard can light people on fire, if I recall correctly, well the Kobra get's a silencer (good for sneaking up on people). That said, in the game, I perfer the Shepard in-game because it packs more of a punch, even without lighting people on fire.

EDGE: Fire Cat

SMGs

Now, I KNOW that a fully upgraded TEK Z can light people on fire, but I'm giving this to the Cyber SMG because it has infinate ammo, so as long as one is careful not to let it over-heat, the Cyber can keep firing while the TEK Z has to reload.

EDGE: Mr. M.C. F---ker

Shotguns

This one is a peice of cake. It's a sawed-off with three barrels (cool, but likely kind of inpratical) vs. a high-tech, magazine feed auto shotgun.

EDGE: Mr. M.C. F---ker

Assualt Rifles

I don't know much about the TOGO, but from what I can tell from Saints Row Wiki, it has an edge over the Viper. Sure, the Viper has infanate ammo, but the TOGO can double as an assualt rifle AND a sniper rifle.

EDGE: Fire Cat

Explosives

Another easy one. It's remotely detonated charges that you have to place before had (which would work better in the hands of a tactical mind, but not a racist nut in a fur suit) vs. a grenade launcher that shoots lots of grenades.

EDGE: Mr. M.C. F---ker

Specials

What?!?! They are both the same weapon agian!?!?! Dudes, that sort of messes up the apples-oranges thing that makes some of the best fights here, no offenice.

EDGE: TIE

Homies:

Yeah, I never used the zombie homies myself, but I assume that zombies that just try and swarming (even if it does cause panic) isn't much of a match for well armed homies.

EDGE: Mr. M.C. F---ker

Overall winner:

Fire Cat maybe be crazy, but I think M.C.'s overall better weapons, speed, and passion for everthing he does will win him this fight.