User blog comment:Urbancommando77/Vlad The Impaler VS Hernan Cortes/@comment-22746699-20120312233014

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Close: Kilij is just more deadly. EDGE: VLAD Mid: Too close to call. EDGE: EVEN Long: Arquebus, because the hand cannon could misfire. EDGE: CORTES Crossbow: Exact same thing. EDGE: EVEN Torture: Impalement due to how horrifying it is. EDGE: VLAD Armor: Cortres isn't wearing a dress made of chainmail. EDGE: CORTES X-Factors: Vlad is less sane than Cortes. EDGE: CORTES Overall Winner: HERNAN CORTES due to his better armor, better guns, similar weapons, and more sanity.