User blog comment:Undead RVD/Saints Row the Third Tournament: Mr. M. C. F--ker vs Fire Cat/@comment-4552610-20130115021603

The votes are at a difference of 1/2. You know what, I'M GOING TO THROW IN A F--KING VOTE!

Undead RVD's "Load Mouth Pimps vs Fire Lover in a cat suit" EDGES:
Melee: While both are using the ever phallic Penatrator, M.C. wins it. He is stronger and can easily out bash Fire Cat. M.C. the Way
 * VOTE: Mr. M.C. F--ker the Fourth

Handgun: One 45 Shepherd is at par with one KA1-Kobra as the power and accuracy the Shepherd provides equals out with the speed and large mag size the KA1-Kobra gives. HOWEVER, two 45 Shepherds have more rounds than one KA1-Kobra. With that, the single KA1-Kobra can't compete.
 * EDGE: The Fire Cat

SMG: The Cyber Blaster, while handy do to not having to reload, overheats real quickly and isn't that powerful. The TEK Z-10 packs much more of a punch, is the most accurate SMG in Steelport AND can set its target on fire. Binging in 2 gives you the edge.
 * EDGE: Fire Cat

Shotgun: I am a fan of weapons with a large range. The Ultimax is a good shotgun for that. However, it is also the weakest shotgun at hand. Despite all it's flaws, the Grave Digger is a favorite of mine. It can kill almost anything in one hit and its spread allows it to kill multiple people in one shot. Great for close quarters. Where the Ultimax can hit it's target, the Grave Digger will kill in one shot. However, Fire Cat's resistance to bullets would make the Ultimax less powerful. M.C. is also resistant to bullets but not to fire. The fire from the Grave Digger BARLEY gives it the win.
 * EDGE: FIRE CAT (BARLEY)

Rifle: The TOGO-23 is great at a range as it has a scope and can hit the target's head with ease. However, the Viper Laser Rifle packs much more of a punch and has a somewhat greater rate of fire. Once the distance is closed, the Viper will prevail.
 * EDGE: Mr. M.C. F--ker the Fourth

Explosives: The Grenade Launcher has the benefit of having multiple shots and has a far greater reach. HOWEVER, it is not the most powerful explosive at hand and its reload time is ATROCIOUS. The Satchel Charge doesn't have a reload time and anything hit by its explosion is as good as dead. Really, the power of the Satchel Charge gives it the win.
 * EDGE: The Fire Cat

Special: Both are using the Sonic Boom. Becouse it has nothing to do with explosions or fire, neither warrior gets any benefits.
 * EDGE: EVEN

Homies: Lets get this clear: Zombies>>>>>>>Strippers. They are tough, tenacious, fast and VERY strong. The Strippers are not like the SWAT. SWAT would at least form SOME kind of formation and keep the Zombies at bay for a short time, but again, strippers are not SWAT, at least not these strippers. Overall, the Zombies win.
 * EDGE: Fire Cat

OVERALL: After looking at everyone's arguments and evidence, this vote is a close one. Should I go with the vulgarer but tenacious Mr. M.C. F--ker, the "Devin-Right Pimp", or The Fire Cat, the Strange Feline pyromaniac? This is hard as hell They are both entertaining and it is hard to get rid of them both. To make my vote final, I am going for (drum roll, please)THE FIRE CAT! Both warriors are packing MAJOR heat and both are destructive as hell. However, the Fire Cat is much more destructive, much more serous minded and..... he has a horde of Zombies that don't mind being on fire. Mr. M.C. is very load but actions speak loader than words do, and Fire Cat has allot of Action. Fire Cat's deadly cocktail of Fire, Chaos and Zombies gets my vote.