User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Invader Zim vs. Perry The Platypus/@comment-4661256-20130808025918

'El Alamein's "Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo-Bop PERRY!" Edges:'

 Close Range: PAK vs. Handheld Buzzsaw:  Perry isn't a very sadistic or brutal warrior, making this an odd choice for close quarters combat - I'd have picked his martial arts skills as a weapon in their own right, personally. However, the PAK is simply the more versatile tool that gives Zim a jack-of-all-trades one-up in this fight, and it's a deadly edge Perry will be hard-pressed to overcome in close-quarters combat.

Edge: Invader Zim

 Mid Range: Organ Harvester vs. Crossbow:  I honestly don't remember ever seeing Perry use a crossbow, but whatever. It's got range and precision over the Organ Harvester, and it can be reloaded and used multiple times in quick succession. In the hands of a calm, calculating agent like Perry, the crossbow is truly a lethal weapon.

Edge: Perry the Platypus

 Long Range: Irken Laser Gun vs. Ray Gun:  You know, just because the Laser Gun is a whole bunch hotter than the Ray Gun doesn't make a lot of difference - both are extremely hot and will probably vaporize the other warrior in one hit. The only difference that the Irken Gun's increased heat will bring is that it will likely destroy the surrounding area thanks to its ridiculously high heat, and that's dangerous even to Zim.

Edge: Even

 Special Weapons: GIR vs. Grapple Hook:  Even if GIR is incompetent and idiotic, he's giving Zim a numerical advantage over Perry in the fight and making one extra target Perry has to defeat to earn victory. Granted, the grapple hook is a nifty tool that Perry can use to maneuver across the battle space, but it's not that lethal. GIR has the potential to be, even if it (he?) doesn't live up to that.

Edge: Invader Zim

WINNER: PERRY THE PLATYPUS

Although Perry is outgunned and has two warriors attacking him, he deals with bumbling buffoons like Zim and GIR when he fights Doofenshmirtz. Perry is nimble, smart, and quick, and he can dance around the battlefield landing precise, deadly hits on his foes before they can get a bead on him. Perry has found himself trapped and facing impossible situations multiple times and has always pulled through - I just don't see a fight against Zim being an exception.