User blog comment:BattleGames1/Deadliest Warrior Special Battle - Bitterman vs Duke Nukem vs Doomguy vs The Ranger/@comment-24180428-20130707055513

Utter noob's order of death:

1st to die-Duke. He's the worst armed and doesn't have armor. It would be like throwing a Apache in the middle of a fight between a Knight and a Rajput. He has no training and no discipline.

Now with Duke out of the way decisions become more difficult...

2nd to die-Ranger. He's the most experienced of the bunch but has weaker armor and mentality. He just isn't armed well enough to get past Bitterman and Doomguy.

3rd to die-Bitterman. He may have better armor, however Doomguy's greater experience combined with his better long range and super weapons make give him the advantage.

Winner-Obviously Doomguy. He has nice armor, nice experience, and the physicality for this. His BFG 9,000 will put down anyone that gets in its sights.