Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4661256-20130121021946

Hey guys! If any of you are hardcore Deadliest Warrior fans like me, then I'm sure through constant analysis of the episodes you'll have picked up some quotes you can spit out by memory. Well, I challenge you to a quote off: just type out the quote (it can be paraphrased), the expert who said it (it doesn't have to be their exact name, i.e. Crazy Horse expert is okay), and the episode in which the quote was stated. The wackier or crazier the quote, the better! I'll go first:

"Sometimes a cigar is not a cigar." - Frank Dowse, CIA expert, CIA vs. KGB 