User blog comment:El Alamein/Aldo Raine vs. Otto Skorzeny/@comment-27043000-20180127095242

Pygmy Hippo's "WW2:Fictional vs. Real" Edges

Long Range:The Karabiner 98K has the longest range and is the lightest gun while the M1 Garand has more muzzle velocity and the longest barrel. The Gewehr 41 only has the biggest magazine. Edge:Aldo

Mid Range:The MP 751(e) is the lightest gun and the stealthiest while the Thompson has the deadliest round, highest rate of fire, and longest barrel. The MP40 has the highest muzzle velocity and range. Edge:Otto

Close Range:Melee weapons aren't going to help much except for stealth but the Luger P08 has the highest muzzle velocity. However, the Walther P38 is lighter and has a longer barrel. Edge:Otto

Special Weapons:This is interesting as it's a standard grenade against a stealth weapon. The Model 24 Stielhandgranete's design makes it more suited for open battles while the OSS Pistol Glove will suffer there. Edge:Otto

X-Factors:Training and Experience goes to Otto for his superior amount of time in the war and greater number of special ops missions. Discipline/Fanaticism goes to Aldo in fanaticism, it's hard to top a guy who wants 100 enemy scalps, but Skorzeny's team is more disciplined. Logistics goes to Raine surprisingly, his opponent is likely running out of ammo while he and his team can waste it. Intelligence goes to Otto for his proven skill as he had a long career after the war which shows good improv skills. Brutality goes to Aldo for reasons already stated. Edge:Tie

Final Verdict:Aldo Raine and the Basterds will start the fight off well with their better long range and stealth weapons but as time goes on, Otto Skorzeny and his commandos will reign supreme. Their experience, discipline, and their leader's greater intelligence combined with their better arsenal in other categories will enable them to defend Mussolini from their brutal, fanatical opponents. Overall, the more mentally stable fighter usually wins against the mentally unstable fighter. (Unless said mentally unstable fighter is a slasher villian or other horror character.)

Winner:Otto Skorzeny and his commandos

P.S.:I was wondering if you were going to do a certain match involving a chainsaw-wielding lunatic and his family still. Not that I want it, I already have a match planned.