User blog comment:Pygmy Hippo 2/Michael Myers the Shape vs. Darius the Party Hard Killer/@comment-35617681-20190321033911

Kriller99's "Party Halloween!" Edges:

Close: Even. The kitchen knife is longer, but the hunting knife is likely more durable (Harder kitchen knives are actually more likely to chip away, and keep in mind that the hunting knife is used to skin and cut meat). Something else to think about that isn't a big factor in this fight is that both are actually better at slicing than stabbing.

Mid Range: Tybaltcapulet already said it best. The only real edge the hammer has is that it's easier to manuever around in a close space, but that ultimately is unconsequential in this fight. Edge, Ninjato.

Special: Besides the fact that the speaker trap is more tactical, Michael (at least in the original script before the studio decided they wanted to make more Michael movies) was killed by an explosive device (technically it was the fire that screwed him, but at the very least we know it can severely damage him, given that in both of the original timelines he was stuck in a coma as a result of the damage he received). Edge goes to the Party Hard Killer.

Winner: Party Hard Killer! While Michael has better durability and (maybe) strength, Darius has the better arsenal, and is just more experienced and tactical. Michael is smarter than your average slasher like, say, Jason, but he's had trouble against those actively fighting back (Laurie and Dr. Loomis are some examples). Lastly, Darius' alter ego is a cop, so you would assume he's in good shape and would know how to counter psychos like Myers.