User blog comment:Geekboy27/A-OWMT Obama vs Scudders p. Keratosis/@comment-5465602-20140301011126

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Weapons: Scudders. Scudders arsenal easily outranges "Obama's" alongside packing greater variety. They also aren't really stupid.

Abilities: Scudders. Because Pissomancy is a technical one-shot, and Squids can suck Notbama dry, while Notbama's attacks are largely incapable of dealing massive damage. Also they're stupid.

Mounts: Scudders. His mount is faster, with more attack options. Also less stupid and random.

Deadliest Warrior: Scudders. In all honesty, I didn't like either of these characters and was hoping they'd lose their fights last round, but Las was actually smart in making his, rather than just cobbling a bunch of memes together like Utter. He made a warrior with real weapons and skills, and Scudders should stomp with no difficulty at all. Also, Utter should have been told to make a non-shit character instead of Notbama, but too late now. Score: 999-1