User blog comment:BeastMan14/Season Finale! Time for a laugh: The Blood Gulch Squads vs Nazi Zombie Teams!/@comment-5232784-20130424001711

Okay woodcampers, lets get this a-go!

1. Melee:

Takeo Masaki has a Japanese Kitana at his side, but t will be cut in half by the energy sword. Same of course for the Bowie knives as well. The hand to hand combat techniques of the Blood Gulch squad are from centuries ahead of our time, unlike those of the Nazi Zombie Team, which dates to WW2; the former will be far more advanced and lethal, due to comign from future advancements in martial arts, than the latter. The wrench will probably be less destructive than rifle butts, but with the superior armor that those Blood Gulch squads possess, rifle butts won't do jack.

Plus, the suits of the Blood Gulch Squad increases the size, weight, speed and strength of those that wear them. They will tower like great giants of old over the WW2 era soldiers

EDGE: Blood Gulch Squad

2. Close-range:

The Colt 45 lacks the extra round of the M6G, and also lacks in technology (considering the tough, heavily armored opponents you find in the Halo games, where the Blood Gulch Squad seems to originate from, the Colt will likewise lack the power and penetrating capabilities of an M6G as well).

The M1897 shotgun has more than twice the range of the M90 assault shotgun, but the M90 has two more rounds. The latter is more technologically advanced, and like the above side arms comparison notes, will no doubt be more powerful as well

EDGE: Blood Gulch Squad

3. Mid range:

The STG-44/Commando rifle combo packs more range and ammo than the combined MA5B/BR55 combo, but lacks the latter's better technology and horrendous power and penetrating capabilities. The former weapons, being far far FAR less technologically advanced, might not even be able to pierce the armor of the Blood Gulch Squad (I bet money that they can't even pierce the Squad's visor Plates!).

No Contest at all.

EDGE: Blood Gulch Squad

4. Long range:

The Kar98k has twice the number of bullets that the SR-99 sniper rifle  contains, but the latter had better range, semi-automatic firing (as compared to the former's bolt action) and ismore technologically advanced.

The strengths of the SR-99 outweigh the weaknesses

EDGE: Blood Gulch Squad

5. Special:

The Wunderwaffe DG-2 has a lot more stats on it, and seems about the only weapon that could give the Blood Gulch squad a threat. But the warthog mounted chaingun has unlimited (repeat, unlimited) ammo as compared to the (relatively speaking) negligable 30 rounds in the DG-2, and no doubt has far better range and better tech. Plus, the Chaingun is fully automatic, while the former is semi-automatic.

EDGE: Blood Gulch Squad

6: Explosive

The cymbal playing monkey bomb is an interesting idea, one that might have worked very well in the real world's WW2 (especially as a psychological weapon, with the eerie evil monkey grin and cymbal playing which precedes the explosion). However, the latter explosives are from the future and are far more technologically advanced.

EDGE: Blood Gulch Squad

7: X-Factors

While the Nazi Zombie Squad's brutality is superior, experience combined with teamwork give a major advantage for the Blood Gulch Squad. Brutality won't be a factor when the Zombie team is toasted

EDGE: Blood Gulch Squad

No contest: the Blood Gulch squad reigns superior in this fracas. Sure, those evil monkey grenades and the Wunderwaffe DG-2 will mess up the future fighting force, they will not be able to grant the less advanced, no-armored, highly inadequate WW2 era combatants the military victory.

Not even a close call

VERDICT: BLOOD GULCH SQAUD SLAUGHTERS NAZI ZOMBIE TEAM