User blog:Undead RVD/Saints Row the Third Tournament: Lets Play



Welcome to the Saints Row the Third Tournament!

For the upcoming weeks, we are going to pit users against each other and see who will reign as the Supreme Warrior of Steelport. Before we get started, let me tell you a little Story…

Previously
Inside a factory island during a rain storm, gun fire can be heard ringing in the air. Two people are foreign at a building where other people are hiding. One of the attackers is dressed in torn clothing and wearing zombie makeup, firing his K-8 Krukov into a window on the second floor. The other person is a lustful woman dressed in dominatrix attire and firing her TEK Z-10. Meanwhile, 10 zombies and a giant covered in bullet holes are trying to break in.

“F**K, Man!” the Zombie dressed man yells out,” This is taking forever! How are we going to get in! Your Brute can’t even break down the doors!”

“Relax, Z-Man,” The dominatrix says, “I got an idea that might work.”

Meanwhile, on the second the floor of the building, four women are held up. Three are scantily dressed as hot devils, firing two 45 Shepherds and a TEK Z-10. The fourth woman, their leader, is dressed in a purple jacket with gold trimmings, a gold tank top, panties, stockings, purple shoes and gloves and is firing a TOGO-13.

“This isn’t going to last any longer!” one of the underling woman yell out to their leader, “What are we going to do?”

“We got to Last!” The leader answers, “Just a little longer. Voin will be here by then!”

“I hope he will.”

Suddenly, a small object flies into the building.

“Flash-bang!”

The flash-bang goes off and the women are blinded. At that moment, the Dominatrix outside was able to get to a window and toss a satchel charge onto the ceiling inside, right under the women. The Charge goes off and the floor collapses, sending the girls into the first floor and the door is blown open. When the leader’s sight returns, she sees that they are surrounded.

The Brute pulls out the girls and tosses them down in front of the dominatrix.

“Well, hello there, Violet Gold.” The dominatrix speaks to the leader in purple.

“Regina…. You b*tch…. You haven’t won yet.”

“It sure looks like it. I did beat you and your girls.”

“Voin is still out there.”

“Voin and his fellow men are likely dead.”

“Says you.”

“Come on, Regina!” Z-Man yells out, “My zombies are hungery!”

“Patients, Z-Man. You did send Voin and his followers down to their fate at the expense of three RPGs and 5 of your zombies. They will get fed.”

“Voin survived worse!” Violet interrupts.

“SILENCE!” Regina says as she kicks her.

“Then give me the girls so I can feed my f**king zombies!”

“Not yet! I need to treat this disrespectful little girl some manners and her girls will see it.”

With that said, the Brute pulls out some rope to tie up the devil-dressed girls. After that, the Brute grabs Violet by the legs and spreads them. Regina pulls out her Penetrator.

“Let us teach you what happens when somebody f**ks with me.”

Violet struggles but she can’t break the Brute’s grip. All she can do is yell out a curse: “F**k You! You can burn in hell!”

Regina prepares to spear her but Z-Man sees a red laser pointing at the Brute’s head.

“Oh Shit!”

A gun shot rings out and blood splatters from the Brute’s head. It lets go of Violet and stumbles back. Z-Man and Regina turn over to see four men run into the scene: Three of them are masked and are wearing body armor. One is armed with a McManus 2015, another with an AR-55, the last with a KA-1 Kobra and a Riot Shield. They are SWAT members. The fourth man, dressed in black futuristic armor covered with a duster and a black futuristic helmet, leads them while carrying a Grave Digger with some other weapons on him.

Hope springs out of Violets eyes. “Voin!”

“Get them!” Z-Man bursts out, “Make sure they are DEAD this time!”

With that, the zombies hurl out at the men. The SWAT member with the shield takes lead and bashes a good deal out of the way while the AR-55 SWAT man head shots several of them and Voin blasts them away. Voin and his men are able to take out the zombies but at that time, the Brute charges at them. It bashes Shield SWAT and AR-55 SWAT out of the way. Voin and the Sniper SWAT dodge the Brute. Voin tries fireing but the Brute is able to swing and knock the Grave Digger away. The Sniper fires some rounds into the Brutes back but the Brute grabs him and throws him a ways away behind Regina. Voin pulls out his Viper Laser Rifle and fires multiple blasts into the Brute. The Brute swings again at him but Voin dodges and fires more rounds, intill he is able to get the Brute down to his knees. Voin then kicks it down and, pulling put his 45 Shepherd, fires enough explosive rounds to blow its head off.

Despite this victory, Voin finds himself getting shot at by Z-Man.

“YOU ARE SO F**KING DEAD!”

Voin pulls out his D4TH Blossoms and fire back. Both get hit hard but Voin is able to destroy Z-Man’s rifle with his Armor-Piercing Rounds but spends his magazines going it. Before he can reload, Z-Man pulls out his Baseball Bat, covered in railroad spikes and chains, and lunge attacks Voin. Voin drops his guns and pulls out his Nocturne sword and the two fight. Eventually, Voin gets the upper hand and, with a well-placed swing, decapitates Z-Man. Voin looks down at the head of the former “Zombie King.”

“Hey there, lover boy.”

Voin turns to see Regina holding the still weak Violet with her KA-1 Kobra at her temple.

“You beat my teammate but I still hold the cards. I should thank you. Now I can have double the prize since I don’t have to share it with that psycho.”

Voin’s Shield SWAT and Rifle SWAT return to his side but Voin signals them to stand down.

“You should give up Regina,” Voin tells her, with a strong yet soothing Russian accent, “I have more men left. You can’t win the fight.”

“But I got your girl! I know you love her! I have seen it when you two are fighting together! If you submit, I will let her live and you can live together in harmony, and I can win this damn tournament!”

“DON’T DO IT, VOIN!” Violet says, “We worked this hard to get this far!”

Voin responds with a melancholy tone, “But… she’s right. I do love you.”

“I love you too…. But you can’t let this b*tch win!”

“What will it be, friend? Follow your heart or your woman?”

Despite not seeing his face, one can see inner conflict in Voin. He can’t decide. Suddenly, Regina feels a tug from behind and she loses her grip on Violet, letting her go. Violet’s girls, freed by Vion’s Sniper, pull her back and proceed to pummel her. Vion runs to Violet and helps her back up.

“You know, Regina,” says Violet, “this is one hell of a coincidence. You see, my girls are more than former stripers I helped out. They use to be sex slaves. You sex slaves. And they didn’t like it.”

After she said that, one of Violet’s women grab Regina’s Penetrator and gives it to Violet. “I guess they want me to do it.”

Violet raises the phallic object and, as much strength as she can must, slams it down on Regina’s head, cracking it open.

Vion, with Violet over his shoulder, starts to walk over to the middle of the battle field, followed by Vion’s SWAT team and Violet’s girls.

“It's all over, Vion.” Violet says.

“Yeah, I guess it is.”

“Maybe now we can relax and get to know each other better.”

“I would like that.”

They look up as a helicopter flies overhead.

Wait for It…..
The last scene is repeated on a screen behind two commentators.

“Well, Bobby, that was one hell of a tournament! It is going to be hard to top!”

“Well, Zach, I guess we’ll have to find out. Right now, however, we need to get the show on the road!”

“That’s right, Bobby. The time for Nostalgia is done. We better start looking forward to…”

Zach and Bobby say at the same time:

“Steel-War Tournament III!”

Zach starts talking again: “This year, we have an interesting and truly colorful bunch of fighters. From war veterans and SWAT to Feline-pyromaniac and Lizard men, there will definitely be some pain and death!”

“That’s right, Zack. But that’s what makes it so good. We’ll see who is the toughest, the deadliest, the most insane fighters Steelport has to offer. And what’s better, we will be joined by last year’s winners: Violet Gold, the deadly Goddess, and Voin, the Steampunk Lawman!”

“Really? This is great! They did such a great job last year.”

“Luckily, that year’s special rule was working with partners and with that, they DOMINATED!”

“It will be great to see them again.”

“My feelings the same.”

“You get aroused by Violet, too?”

“… Moving on, let’s us take a look at what’s this year’s potential!”

“For those who are new, Steel-War Tournament is a tournament created by the brilliant minds of Professor Genki and Killbane, where contestants of different background battle each other using whatever they want and will find who will win the Prize. And what’s the prize this year, Bobby?”

“This year, Zach, the Prize is a tremendous $50,000,000 and two ticket to the upcoming ‘Gangsters in Space’.”

“Man, the winner will sure be happy.”

“Because of the prizes or that he is still alive?”

“A little of both.”

“Well then. Now let’s see who our contestants are with Tammy on the scene.”

The Interviews
Shot shifts over to Tammy Tolliver standing in front of the contestants.

“Thanks, Zach. I am here with the contestants to see what they think of all this.” Tammy first walks up to Teh Boss Man.

“First up is Teh Boss Man, a hardcore lover of the Saints"

"Damn right,” Boss Man says, “3rd Street and proud (thumps his fist with his chest)”

"Now, what are your thoughts on this whole tournament? What do you think will be the outcome?"

"You now how this will go down? I will personally take down every last one of the motherf*ckers and I will show no mercy. That's how the Boss would do it and that's how I'll do it. You better warn them SWAT punks and that poser Deimos that they got nothin but pain in their future when I drive this penetrator up their..."

"Ok, that's enough. Let’s see what the other contestants are doing.”

Tammy walks over to Jain Trollface

“Here we have Jane Trollface, a former Army Officer now Saints.”

"Indeed you are her but when the third Steel-War Tournament ends, many of us, maybe even you, will perish."

"Now, what are your thoughts on this whole tournament?"

"This tournament includes many warriors; one however was chosen to ascend from the darkness that covers our world. I hope the one that ascends is me. My followers shall harden their hearts for the burdens to come show no mercy in the face of death, and prove that we are deadliest.”

“Fascinating words. Let’s see what the other contestants think”

Tammy then walks over to Hudson.

“Now we are talking to Hudson, one of Steelport’s finest.”

“Thanks for having me here today," Hudson responds.

“What do you think of your participation in Steel-War Tournament III?”

"This tournament seems like a good way to get rid of the scum or maniacs that would try to harm the good people of Steelport. Like that guy Deimos. I heard that he cooked up some Deckers and fed them to the other Deckers. If these are the type of people that are loose in the city, then let’s hope I win."

“Let us all hope the right man wins. Now let’s talk to one of the most vulgar contestants.”

She then walks over to Mr. M.C… I’m not going to write out his name right now.

“I am now with Mr. M. C. F--ker the Fourth, because being the Third is overrated, Claus."

"Yo, what's good? M.C. Mothaf--a in tha hoooooooouse, boiz! Bringin' the bitches to tha yard!"

"Now, what do you think is going to happen this Steel-War Tournament?"

"Oh, well my man, simple, I'mma be wreckin' shit UP in this here tournament. Smackin' hoes with dildos and all dat good shit, you follow me? Ain't no one gonna win this tournament but me! Ya'll don't know jack 'bout Mistah EemCee Fucka! I have been blessed with the power of being a pimp by the most pimp didily pimp of all time, The Mighty Pimp-God-Overlord-Omega Man-Extremus, 'Lil Slim 'Nem Dray Dawg Boy K-Wayne 23 Cent Christ Brown West! I'mma be makin' bitches rain, puttin' some holes in hoes, and smackin' some sluts up in this bitch. Now this is for everyone else in dis here tournament, YA'LL GONNA LOSE, DROP OUT, F--KAS!"

“Um… OK. Let’s go talk to another contestant,” she then scurry’s over to the next contestant.

“Now here we have Aaron Porter, a Former Navy SEAL now Steelport Detective.”

“Thanks for having me, Tammy.”

“What are your thoughts on this tournament?”

“There is no doubt this will be immensely challenging. The kind of people I've heard are joining are probably borderline serial killers if not have weapons to annihilate their foes. I suppose the last thing I want to do is kill anyone, I'm shooting to injure if I do have to face anyone, I'd rather cuff em' for firing on me and obviously I'll only return fire when fired on. The police inquiry into this is to ensure no one dies, and if possible, disperse this tournament, violence like this is on our streets and a death tournament will only have worse effects so that's where detectives like me get called up to find out more inside the tournament. Overall I want to try and keep the people safe more than anything, they are our priority and keeping violence like this off our streets is essential. The tournament will of course be challenging but as I've said, my aim is not to kill, but I will if I have too."

“This may be the most inspiring thing to hear today. Thank you, Aaron.

“Currently, Deimos and the two unnamed contestants are findable at the moment. In till then, this is Tammy Tolliver. Back to you, Zack.”

Back with the two commentators.

“Well Tammy, I hope you can get to talk to the other remaining contestants. We would really like to hear from them.”

“That will have to be later, Zack. We’re now going to have a chat with last years winners!”

At that moment, the Cameras move over to Voin and Violet Gold, dressed similarly as they did last year, though a bit nicer.

"Thank you, Bobby." Violet says.

Zack is the first to talk. "Welcome, Voin and Violet. It is great to see you two again! You two were the winning contestants last year. That was the year Steel-War decided to have tag-teams. That must have been an adventure. What have you been doing lately?"

"Well," Violet says, "We have been doing allot. A week after we won, Voin here proposed to me. We then got married and spent our Honeymoon travailing Europe. It was great."

"I'll take it you didn't start any violence while in Europe." Zach says. Voin is now the one talking. "No, we kept out of trouble. We already went through hell during the tournament. We just wanted to relax."

"Well, what did you do in Europe?" Zack asks.

"Oh, LOTS of things!" Violet says. "We visited many famous landmarks, from the      Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria and the Eiffel Tower in Paris to the Pantheon in Athens and the Colosseum of Rome. The best was when we visited Norway. God, the landscape, the culture, the people! Oh, so gorgeous!"

Bobby asks "Did you guys visit Russia since, you know, Voin is Russian?"

"Eh," Voin responds, "It was not as great as it was in my world. There is allot more violence in Russia than what I was use to. It did give us an excuse to savagely beat some skin-head punk, so that was a plus."

"What else did you do?" Zack asks.

"Well," Violet says, "We ate some of the best European food you could ever have, learned allot of their history, had sex with several people.."

Bobby turns in confusion. "Wait, what was that last part?"

Voin slinks down in his seat, rubbing the back of his neck. Violet keeps talking.

"Oh, we met so many gorgeous woman. I was able to seduce them and get Voin drunk enough that we would have a threesome. We did so many wicked things. Voin knows so many great positions. Man, you would sometimes not be able to walk, they were that good. There was this one technique that went like.."

Voin, at this point, stops her. "Okay, they got the point. I don't think they need the details."

"Well," Bobby says, discreetly crossing his legs, "Getting back to the tournament, What are your thoughts on this tournament? Who do you think will win?"

"That's a tough question," Voin says, "Hudson is a good choice. He is well trained, well armed and has a good SWAT team backing him. He should get far. However, that Deimos character is a tough man. He is smart and vicious but he is loyal to his team. Got to go with one of those two."

"I got to go with the Jain girl," Violet says, "She has military training and her guns are pretty good. She also has a nice ass."

"Interesting thoughts," Says Bobby, "The only way to see who is the best, however, is to see this battle go down!"

"That's Right, Bobby," Zach says, "Now, let's get started with..."

Zach and Bobby say at the same time

"Steel-War Tournament III

How it will go down
Each contestant will fight another contestant and the winner will go down the brackets. The Winner is determined by who has the most votes backing them. Each contestant will have their weapons and homies in the fight. Each arena, however, will have a different layout. It may result in the environment becoming a weapon for the winning contestant.

Teh Boss Man (User:BeastMan14)
Info: Teh Boss Man, ever since he was a kid, idolized the Boss of the Saints. When he grew up, he attempted to start his own gang and be just like him. Convinced that conquering Steelport would earn the Saints respect and dedicated everything he does to the boss. At times, his idolization can become....creepy.

Teh Boss Man has a hilarious sense of humor, and is more than willing to turn to black comedy and Grievous injury for a laugh. However, insult his idol and you will die painfully.

Gear:
 * Melee: The Penetrator (with balls)
 * Pistol: KA-1 Cobra
 * Sub-Machine Gun: D4TH Blossom
 * Shotgun: S3X Hammer
 * Assault Rifle: K-8 Krukrov
 * Special: Cyber Buster
 * Explosives: Satchel Charge
 * Homies: Brute

Upgrades: Dual Wielding: Pistols, Dual Wielding: Sub-Machine Guns, Fire Resistance, Extra Health, Sprint Increase, Fast Reload, Damage Resistance Explosions,

Aaron Porter (User:Redkite)
Info: Aaron graduated from the US Naval Academy in Annapolis and joined the US Navy SEALs where he served for seven years. During his time he served in Afghanistan, Iraq and countless other locations. After finishing his time in the SEALs, he became an officer then detective for Steelport Police Department.

Aaron can be quite serious at times and when it comes to work he just tries to work his hardest and stay determined but he is also open to laughs when presented.

Gear:
 * Melee: Baseball Bat
 * Pistol: KA-1 Kobra
 * Sub-Machine Gun: D4TH Blossom
 * Shotgun: AS3 Ultimax
 * Assault Rifle: AR-55
 * Explosive: Satchel Charge
 * Special: McManus 2015
 * Homies: SWAT

Upgrades: Extra Ammo, Fast Reload, Extra Health, Damage Resistance: Bullets, Damage Resistance: Fire, Damage Resistance: Explosives, Sprint Increase

Hudson (User:Geekboy27)
Info: Hudson is a SWAT member in Steeport who fights gang memebers on a daily baisis. He fought Morning star members and then the Saints came to help. He is allies with the Saints and they almost always come to aid him.

Hudson is a very serious man if you tell him to do something, he doesent ask questions. he gets it done.

Gear:
 * Melee: Baseball Bat
 * Pistol: 45 Shepeard
 * Sub-Machine Gun: D4TH Blossom
 * Shotgun: Grave Digger
 * Assault Rifle: AR-55
 * Explosive: Satchel Charge
 * Special: Cyber Buster
 * Homies: SWAT

Upgrades: Extra ammo, Sprint increase, Delayed Bleeding, Fast reload, Damage Resistance: Fire, Speedy revive, Damage Resistance: Explosion

(User:Thundrtri)
Info: He's a large lizard man who likes tacos and shooting the crap out of anyone he meets. Not much else is known.

Gear:
 * Melee: Nocturne sword
 * Pistol: K-A1 Cobra
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Cyber Blaster
 * Shotgun: AS3 Ultimax
 * Assault Rifle: K-8 Krukov
 * Explosive: Satchel Charge
 * Special: McManus 2015
 * Homies: Gang (Mascot)

Upgrades: Extra Health, Dual Wielding: Pistol, Damage resistance: Bullets, Faster reloading, Damage resistance: Falling, Muscle, Melee power

Deimos (User:Dark is Near)
Info: His backstory is relativly unknown aside from crewing with the Deckers, but only because he liked their swords and jackets, before leaving after killing several, torturing others and cooking the rest alive and forcing the ones who tried to stop him to eat the cooked remains of fellow Deckers. His face is relatively never shown(see description), but he has sharpened his teeth to fine points, but keeps special teeth covering around so he can eat without problems. He always has a king-sized Kit-Kat in his pocket since they are his favorite. He also loves pepperoni pizza and fried chicken legs. He will always is also known for tries to revive his homies and his hatred towards stereotype gangsters, except the 3rd Street Gang for an unknown reason.

A highly dangerous individual, he is savage towards enemies, but he tries to never harm innocent people and kids. Most of his crimes are centered around weapons and drugs(though he consider people who uses drugs losers). He despises prostitution and sex slaves, but has nothing against strippers. No one who has seen him in combat would want to mess with him. He is a very fair and kind boss to his underlings and always mourns every soldiers death after combat.He loves melee combat, but prefers keeping his distance with SMGs. He loves using his sharpened teeth to rip the throats, cheeks or even biting his foes crotch regardless of his enemies gender. He is a master of torture as well, traumatizing his foes and friends by just describing some of them. Has a degree of hand-to-hand combat as well.

Gear:
 * Melee: Nocturne
 * Pistol: 45 Shepard
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Cyber Blaster
 * Shotgun: Grave Digger
 * Assault Rifle: AR-55
 * Explosive: Annihilator RPG
 * Special: McManus 2015
 * Homies: Zombie Horde (modified to look even scarier)

Upgrades: Extra Health, Damage Resistance: Bullets, Dual Wielding: Pistols, Dual Wielding: Sub-Machine Guns, Melee Power, Extra Ammo, Damage Resistance: Fire

Mr. M. C. F--ker the Fourth (User:Dr. Las Moore)
Info: Blessed with the power of being a pimp by the Pimp-God-Overlord-Omega Man-Extremus, 'Lil Slim 'Nem Dray Dawg Boy K-Wayne 23 Cent Christ Brown West, Mr. M.C. F--Ker the Fourth, because being the Third is overrated, Claus built an empire out of all the hoes and female dogs in Steelport, he hired many enforcers and will do anything to protect his "business".

Mr. M.C. F--ker is an extremely vulgar motherf--ker, motherf--ker. He likes yelling, guns, pecs, and explosions, along with other manly man things like rap, metal, choppers, beards, and captilzation marks.

(don't ask me, I wasn't the one who wrote it)

Gear:
 * Melee: The Penatrator
 * Pistol: KA-1 Kobra
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Cyber Blaster
 * Shotgun: AS3 Ultimax
 * Assault Rifle: Viper Laser Rifle
 * Explosive: M2 Grenade Launcher
 * Special: Sonic Boom
 * Homies: Gangsta (Strippers)

Upgrades: Extra Ammo, Fast Reload, Extra Health, Sprint Increase, Melee Power, Damage Resistance: Bullets, Damage Resistance: Explosions

Jain Trollface (User: Utter noob)
Info: Jain is a former army officer who left the army in favor of becoming a saint. Jain is skilled in close quarters combat and is willing to fight as dirty as necessary to win. (By fighting dirty I mean things like nut punches).

Gear:
 * Melee: Nocturne sword
 * Pistol: KA-1 Kobra
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Cyber blaster
 * Shotgun: Grave digger
 * Assault Rifle: K-8 Krukov
 * Explosive: Annihalator RPG
 * Special: McManus 2015
 * Homies: Gangsters (Saints)

Upgrades: Extra Ammo, Fast Reload, Extra Health, Damage Resistance: Bullets, Damage Resistance: Fire, Damage Resistance: Explosions, Duel Wielding: Pistol

(User:Drayco90)
Info: is trying to get the Jim Crow laws reestablished in the United States because he doesn't like white people.

Gear:
 * Melee: The Penatrator
 * Pistol: 45 Shepard
 * Sub-Machine Gun: TEK Z-10
 * Shotgun: Grave Digger
 * Assault Rifle: TOGO-13
 * Explosive: Satchel Charge
 * Special: Sonic Boom
 * Homies: Zombies

Upgrades: Damage Resistance: Fire, Duel Wielding: Pistols, Dual Wielding: Sub-Machine Guns

Voin User:Undead RVD
Info: Little is known about the Russian man dressed in strange black armor. However, many believe he comes from a parallel Steam-Punk universe. While it is 1860 for them, their technology is far greater than ours. Many think he was a Lawman as he knows all about the law and of firearms. Believing him to be a Steam-Punk Judge Dredd, he grew in fame and found himself participating in Steel-War Tournament II. Partnering up with Violet Gold, they were able to defeat their competition and rise up to victory.

Voin is a very serous man and will not be tricked or distracted. He also has a will of steel as he faced overwhelming odds without panicking. His strengths come from his peak physical condition, training and tactics. His reputation and experience has given him a reputation that will make even the most powerful Gang lords fearful. He is also very loyal to his men ad he protect and revive any of them. He is currently married to Violet and the two are regarded as inseparable.

Gear:
 * Melee: Nocturne Sword
 * Pistol: 45 Shepherd
 * Sub-Machine Gun: D4TH Blossom
 * Shotgun: Grave Digger
 * Assault Rifle: Viper Laser Rifle
 * Explosive: Satchel Charge
 * Special: McManus 2015
 * Homies: SWAT

Upgrades: Damage Resistance: Bullets, Damage Resistance: Explosions, Extra Ammo, Extra Health, Duel Wielding: Pistol, Duel Wielding: Sub-Machine, Melee Power

Violet Gold User:Undead RVD
Info: Violet Gold is a woman know for both her power and her beauty. Violet grew up in Stillwater and grew up to be a tough and experienced woman. When she went to Steelport, she found it to be even harsher but she adapted. During her time, she encountered many prostitutes, strippers and sex slaves. She would usually help these people around and turn them into capable people. Many of them joined her and Violet created her own all-girl gang of former strippers, sex slaves and prostitutes. She soon found herself taking part of the Steel-War Tournament II. She was able to join forces with the mysterious Voin and the two dominated all the way to victory. After it all, Violet married Voin and the two continue to live their lives, with love, sex and violence.

Violet is a powerful young woman who has proven herself to be strong and fierce in battle, showing little mercy to her foes. She is, however very kind to her girls and would never cause any harm to them. The most identifiable aspect, however, is her Venus level looks and extreme horny nature. Obsessed with sex with either gender (especially with both at the same time), she is found talking about sex and shopping for the most sexual clothing and toys she can find.

Gear:
 * Melee: Baseball Bat
 * Pistol: KA-1 Kobra
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Cyber Blaster
 * Shotgun: S3X Hammer
 * Assault Rifle: TOGO-13
 * Explosive: M2 Grenade Launcher
 * Special: Sonic Boom
 * Homies: Gangsters (Strippers: The Devil Variate)

Upgrades: Extra Ammo, Fast Reload, Extra Health, Duel Wielding: Pistol, Speedy Revive, Sprint Increase, Melee Power

Zack and Bobby


Zack and Bobby, the commentators for Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax, Genkibowl VII and Murderbrawl XXXI, are going to join us in this tournament. They won't give off much commentary during the actual battle but they will give feedback after the battle.

Tammy Tolliver


Tammy Tolliver is going to be out reporter who will interview our contestants before and after the matches. She will also interview people well versed in fighting for their arguments for who will win each battle.

Match-Up
Round 1:
 * Geekboy27: Hudson
 * Vs.
 * Beastman14: Teh Boss Man

Round 2:
 * Dr. Las More: Mr. M. C. F--ker the Fourth
 * Vs.
 * Near is Dark: Deimos

Round 3:
 * Thundrtri: ???
 * Vs.
 * Utter noob: Jain Trollface

Round 4:
 * Drayco90: ???
 * Vs.
 * Redkite: Aaron Porter