User blog comment:Wassboss/Halloween Special: Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors vs Shaun of the Dead Survivors/@comment-4392864-20171010203346

'''OI Prick! I've seen this Battle Before! Funny thing is, You didn't finish it!'''

Seriously, Shaun and Coach fought, and Coach kicked Shaun's ass then, and this won't be much different - oh, and finish that other battle!

Now, let's vote.

Iconic: Baseball Bat Versus Cricket Bat - Truth be told, I don't see much of a difference with either of these bats. Edge - Even

Bladed: Machete Versus Fire Axe - the machete has more of a blade and is easier to use than the ax, despite the shorter length. Edge: L4D2

Improvised: Crowbar Versus Shovel - well, given that the shovel used in Shaun of the Dead is a short-digging spade as opposed to the one that's 4 feet long, the edge isn't as obvious. Still, the crowbar might be easier to kill with. Edge: L4D2

Firearm: Auto Shotgun Versus Winchester Model 1866 - At first glance, weapon - on - Weapon - the Winchester is the better weapon for more rounds and - providing that my meters-to-yards ratio is right, the better range. Still, given that the distance is going to be close, and Shaun is fucking terrible with his shooting, being lucky if he hits anything, the shotgun in Coach's hands might be the better choice. Edge - L4D2

Explosive: Pipe Bomb Versus Molotov Cocktail - Okay - neither is a good weapon, but I see the pipe bomb getting more kills here. Edge - L4D2

Deadliest Warrior: Okay, maybe facing zombies isn't easy, but overall, I see the Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors beating the Shaun of the Dead Survivors with most of their team surviving - they have better teamwork, fought tougher enemies, and have used their firearms more often. Winner - Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors