User blog comment:Geekboy27/All-Out Mythical War Tourney round 3: Zan Lang vs Scudders P. Keratosis/@comment-5795750-20140410043345

BG1's "You better not screw this battle up or Pach and Las will *********...." Edge:

Well this is actually a close fight considering that you have a crazy hobo who can do a lot of **** to his opponents thanks to his abilities and then you have a complete drunk who is essentially a kung-fu master in disguise. If it were my money I would actually say that Zan Lang has a chance here of winning mainly because of his speed, sanity and versatile set of moves. Zan actually gets stronger with every pint/litre of alcohol in his system and his superhuman attributes can easily overpower Scudder's wacky weaponry and animals. Also if Zan loses his Chi from fighting Scudders, then Scudders with his hobo-like affinity for alcoholic drinks (methinks) will inadvertently revive Zan and the fight is thus prolonged.

PS I can definitely picture the ending where the two stop fighting, realise they both have some things in common and then go to town, hitting up as many pubs and restaurants (and maybe chicks) as they can - and the final moment is Scudders and Zan fighting as a tag-team against the "commie abominations" (kinda like the heroic end to a cheesy action anime).