User blog comment:GSFB/Gollum vs Sir Didymus/@comment-5465602-20150915031644

BeastMan14's "What a bunch of Serkis freaks" edges

Short-Range: Sir Didymus. While it's hilarious to imagine these two trying to bite each other, Gollum has the teeth of a crack addict, and I doubt he'd have a lot of bite strength even in a battle like this. Sir Didymus has the teeth of a canine, who are well known for their savage jaws. Easy win here.

Mid-Range: Sir Didymus. While Golluk can probably crush Didymus's skull with the rock rather easily, Didymus has an actual weapon with better reach that could easily do the same thing.

Long-Range: Gollum. Didymus's knightly charge is badass in theory, but it runs all kind of risks. He could blindly charge ahead and miss Gollum, Ambrosius could get spooked and run, or Gollum could just knock him off with a well-timed rock throw.

Deadliest Warrior: Sir Didymus. As much as I love LoTR, Gollum is massively outmatched by Sir Didymus. Didymus is saner, better armed, and most importantly, an ability to sense out where Gollum could be attacking from, thus ruining his tactical advantage. Sorry Gollum, but you ain't no match for a knight. Overall Score: 800-200