User blog comment:JWarrior89/Season 3 Episode 4: Han Solo vs Indiana Jones/@comment-4661256-20120602214403

El Alamein's "I Get Pissed Off When You Spell My Name Wrong" Edges:

Close Range: Pistol Whip vs. Machete: No-brainer. Even if it's a fancy-futuristic laser pistol-whip, a blade is gonna hack and slash with much more ease and get more kills. Edge: Indiana Jones

Mid Range: Vibroblade vs. Bullwhip: Even if the Vibroblade is smaller than the whip, and even though the whip can crack the blade right out of Han's hand, the fact of the matter is it's so much easier to kill with the Vibroblade. Based on the same principle that I gave the Machete an edge over the Pistol Whip, I give the Vibroblade the edge because it can stab and slash and kill, while the Bullwhip is a tricky weapon to use. While Indy has the skills to do it, it will take much longer to end Han's life with the Whip than the Vibroblade will take to carve Indy open. Edge: Han Solo

Long Range: Blaster Pistol vs. Revolver: Duh. The Blaster Pistol has a larger magazine, takes a LOT less time to reload than the piece-of-crap revolver, and it's got a surprise factor on Indy that will blow his socks off. Plus, Han's a dirty bastard who isn't afriad to shoot first. Edge: Han Solo

Thermal Grenade vs. 1912 Grenade: Apparently, the Thermal Grenade can stick to surfaces (am I wrong is assuming that?) and it's just a more advanced weapon. I mean, the 1912 grenade is okay and all, and the differences in lethality are miniscule, but I'd feel safer holding the more advanced bombita, which probably packs a bigger blast. Edge: Han Solo

Winner: Han Solo

Don't rage at me, Indy fans, but I think that Han will win. Why? Sure Indy might be facing all of these crazy enemies but Han isn't a slouch either. He knows machinery as well as Indy, he's been in WARS, not just little skirmishes that escape police radar, and his technology is sure to bring some sort of shock-and-awe factor over on Dr. Jones. Plus, the revolver isn't that accurate and it takes forever and a day to reload.