User blog:KevlarNinja/Bloodnofsky vs. The Lost Brotherhood

OK, before this, the first of many blogs in my new season begins, let's make some points. First the way the new Deadliest Warrior format in my blogs are going to work:

(This means something that's being described, like the warrior's intro, the intro being the black background that they use to show off the warrior, like here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE7Qhn2VTW0&feature=related, or to discribe the scenes, etc.)

This: means that someone, like Geoff, Dr. Dorian, the narrator, etc is talking.

Second, some of the expert's names are from a character name generator, so any name similarities are an accident and all that legal gibber-gabber. ;)

The experts edges (and comments, to some extant) are a mix of what I think, and what I assume how the experts would choose.

And finally, if there are any mistakes, please point them out, but NICELY. No calling me an idiot or something like that. OK, let's DO THIS!

Act one
(Mack, Geoff, Dr. Dorian are at the table, doing their intro for the episode.)

Geoff: OK guys, today we are testing the tools of the trade from two of the deadliest criminals ever to walk the streets, Bloodnofsky....

(Bloodnofsky's intro, showing him aiming his infamous double-barred pistol at the viewer, then a quick battle clip of him useing the same gun to shoot a disobedient thug in the back.)

Geoff:...Versus The Lost Brotherhood.

(The Lost's intro, a Lost biker that looks like Johnny Klebitz revving his bike's engine, then a battle clip of a Lost drive-by.)

Dr. Dorian: Yeah, but the sad thing about this fight for me is that, since we are talking about criminals, the kind of trama that these fighters are bringing are too commen, like gunshots,

(quick clip from the testing of Bloodnofsky's pistol.)

Dr. Dorian: stabs,

(clip from the testing of Bloodnofsky's switchblade)

Dr. Dorian: and hit-and-runs.

(clip of the testing of the Lost's chopper, running over a gel torso in slow-mo.)

Mack: Very true, Doc. But, by showing what made these two gangs so powerful, we can show what kind of people they were, and what kind of effects they had in their cities, so maybe, we can point out how useless criminals and their cowardly code of silence really are.

Geoff: OK, let's start.

(As the narrator begins, camera cuts to some action shots of Bloodnofsky and his crew.)

Narrator: Bloodnofsky: LA's criminal mastermind, who ruled the crime in the city with an iron fist!

(switch to some action shots of The Lost)

Narrator: The Lost: Liberty City's deadly biker gang, with a score to settle with the Angels of Death!

(some clips from the final battle)

Narrator: The clock is ticking for an all-out death match between two different street gangs, to find out

(intro begins)

Narrator:WHO.....IS.....DEADLIEST!?!?!? To find out, the history of war and modern science, as former Navy SEAL, Richard "Mack" Machowicz, dives deep into the tactics of the warriors behind the weapons! Biomedical engineer, Geoff Desmoulin, applies 21 century technology to unlock new data on aresnals of the past! And ER physician, Armand Dorian, dissects the trama and reveals the physical and physiological traits that shaped these legends of war! This ground-breaking data will be paired with historical research and entered into an all-new digital combat engine. Two legandary combatants will be resurrected! History will be rewritten! But only one will be crowned.....Deadliest Warrior!

(man, that took a while. Looks like I will have to finish the rest later. Sorry about that.)