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Group Leader: The Desert Fox

Country of Origin: Britain (yes, I know the Desert Fox is Rommel, who was German, but this is a fictional character)

Past Experience: Long Range Desert Group, Z Special Unit, Operation Market Garden, the Battle of El Alamein, SOE. But let's pretend he's still young, because a ninety-year-old can't fight fairly against a trained commando sixty-five years younger than him.

Melee: Knuckles and fingernails that haven't been cut in, like, 5 months. Plus, a combat knife... the curved kind that's good for slashing but hooks in for a deep stab. 9 inches long... and it's got a nice mesh handle that lets you grip it tight. Bad breath. Itchy socks.

Close Range: M1911 .45 with modified magazines (holds 13 rounds - you know, just to be lucky). It's got a four-leaf clover pattern on the grip.

Mid Range: Heckler & Koch MP7, 40-round box magazine, iron sights. Shoots out the HK 4.6x30 round.

Long Range: M4 rifle, fully automatic, 35-round modified STANAG magazine (last five bullets go on semi-auto so you know you need to reload soon). It's got a nice desert camo finish on it too. Fires the 5.56 NATO rounds.

Long Long Range: Colt "Automatic Rifle" (CAR) Light Machine Gun, 90-round drum STANAG magazine (simpler to reload than a belt and won't jam on you). Fires the 5.56 NATO round - less stopping power, less recoil, greater accuracy.

Super Long Range: Vidhwansak - a badass Indian sniper rifle - 2000 m max range, 1800 m effective range, shoots out the 14.5×114mm man-stopper. Holds 11 rounds per magazine... I won't need more than that to put down the enemy team. It's also got a nice urban camo kit to decorate it and make it look pretty.

Boom Stuff: Bouncing Betty and Claymore. Just to set up a defensive perimeter. We don't need to have big rockets when we have big guns.

Members: You don't need to know their names.