User blog comment:SPARTAN 119/Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones) vs Zorzal Caesar (Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought There)/@comment-11361577-20150828163352

Appelmonkey's "Royal Dicks" Edges

Dagger vs. Pugio: Well... they are even on this one. Both are double edged blades, can be used for stabbing and slashing, are the same lenghte and weight, and are made of the same matirial. So, yeah it's even. Edge: Even

Hearteater vs. Gladius: I am giving this to the Hearteater. It has longer reach and is made of beter metal and has an longer reach. While I do like the gladius more I gotta give it to the Hearteater. Edge: Joffery Baratheon

Widow's Wail vs. Longsword: Widow's Wail no contest. It's made of way beter steel that makes it more durible and lighter, but not only that it also is longer. So again the edge go's to the girly boy with an lesbian haircut. Edge: Joffery Baratheon

Westerossi Spear vs. Imperial Spear: Well they are just as long and do the same things. The only diffrance is that the imperial spear has an hook for unhorsing poeple. So with that little thing I give the edge to the impereal spear. Edge: Zorzal Ceasar

Crossbow vs. Arbelest: Welp the Arbalest is just an upgraded versoin of the crossbow. It has more stopping power and is has farther reach then the cross bow. Edge: Zorzal Ceasar

Heater Shield vs. Scutum: The scutum easily takes this, it covers more of the user's body and has an steel layer that gives it more duriblity. Edge go's to the scutum. Edge Zorzal Ceasar

Plate Cuirass and Chain Mail vs. Plate Cuirass, Tassets and Chain Mail: They basicly have the same armor except that Zorzal has tassets, giving him some extra defens down there. Edge: Zorzal Ceasar

X-Factor: Zorzal has 5 edges in the X-Factors against Joffery's 1. Edge: Zorzal Ceasar

Deadliest Royal Jerk: Zorzal Ceasar! Zorzal obvouisly gets the win, the only things Joffery get's is beter bladed weapons. Plus Zorzal is an actualy military leader while Joffery prefers to hide behind his guards.