User blog comment:WanderingSkull/The Road Less Traveled: Jason Brody vs. Lara Croft (2013)/@comment-5078776-20141120040743

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY? The Climbing Axe is a great improvised weapon, and if the thing is strong enough to climb through and chip away at rock, then if Brody gets hit by that pick it's one and done. That being said, the machete just brings more surface area to do damage. A thick blade capable of slashing through jungle brush, coconuts, and certain pedophile cannibals is going to do a helluva lot of damage compared to a small pick. The Beretta wins out here, just as it usually does. While the Colt brings a feeling of WWII nostalgia and a larger round, the 92SB is bringing more heat to the fight. Literally. With more than double the magazine size fired at a larger muzzle velocity, the modern gun beats the relic any day.
 * Melee: Jason Brody
 * Handgun: Lara Croft
 * Shotgun: TBA
 * Assault Rifle: TBA
 * Submachine Gun: TBA
 * Special: TBA
 * X-Factors: TBA
 * WINNER: TBA