User blog comment:Goddess of Despair/Utter noob's Halloween Special/@comment-5078776-20131103004534

CFP3157'S EDGES OF MASSIVE DESTRUCTION: "'''Spooks and scares!" '''

Last Place: The Rake 

With a passive defence, and weapons preferred up close, the Rake simply doesn't pack the firepower to fight off a horde of zombies and the others without losing.

5th Place: Zombies 

The other zombies remaining will be slaughtered by the more durable and more mobile horrors here. They may survive limb severing and blunt trauma, but they won't be in a fighting condition when it's over.

4th Place: The Bogeyman 

The Bogeyman has his shocking scream, but he's slow and his weapon is slow and unwieldy in a fight. He also lacks the stealth to go ahead.

3rd Place: Jersey Devil 

The Jersey Devil may be extremely mobile, but it lacks experience and the durability to last any longer to our final two contestants.

2nd Place: Jason Voorhees

Most certainly the most versatile of these warriors, Jason is highly durable and strong, with a decent weapon and the longest in terms of experience. However, the winner of our fight has a single advantage as he drags the fight to the lagoon

'''1st Place: THE CREATURE OF THE BLACK LAGOON! '''

With the homefield advantage, the Creature the most intelligent of the warriors here. He's just going to drag the fight out, let the other warriors duke it out, and quickly grab Jason, the Jersey Devil, or the other remaining warriors into their watery grave as he walks away the victor.