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Name: Mr. M. C. F--ker the Fourth, because being the Third is overrated, Claus

Backstory: Blessed with the power of being a pimp by the Pimp-God-Overlord-Omega Man-Extremus, 'Lil Slim 'Nem Dray Dawg Boy K-Wayne 23 Cent Christ Brown West, Mr. M.C. F--Ker the Fourth, because being the Third is overrated, Claus built an empire out of all the hoes and female dogs in Steelport, he hired many enforcers and will do anything to protect his "business".

Personality: Mr. M.C. F--ker is an extremely vulgar motherf--ker, motherf--ker. He likes yelling, guns, pecs, and explosions, along with other manly man things like rap, metal, choppers, beards, and captilzation marks.

Appearance: Bullet-proof vest worn at all times, a purty pimp jacket robe thingy, black boots, a plastic burger king crown, and mickey mouse gloves. He thinks he is an extremely african-american person, though he is really an albino white cracker.

Weapons:


 * Melee- The Penatrator


 * Pistol-  KA-1 Kobra

* SMG- Cyber Blaster

* Shotgun-  AS3 Ultimax

* AR-  Viper Laser Rifle

* Explosive- M2 Grenade Launcher

* Special- Sonic Boom

Homies: Gangsta Homiez

Upgrades:

* Extra Ammo

* Fast Reload

* Extra Health

* Sprint Increase

* Melee Power

* DR: Bullets

* DR: Explosions

AND DAHZ EET