User blog comment:BeastMan14/Battle of the Bromances: Luke Cage and Danny Rand (MCU) vs Joseph Joestar and Caesar Zeppeli (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)/@comment-3189283-20190506214121

Let's see shall we

Luke Cage vs Joseph Joseph 

I'll be blunt in a fair fight, Luke will trounce Joseph easily. There is basically nothing Joseph has that can really damage Luke except for maybe the clackers and even then he'd have to get a solid head shot. Luke meanwhile can disable Joseph with basically one punch if he gets him in the torso area and winds him or just smacks him in the head. Then again this is obviously not a fair fight because Joseph is involved and he cheats at everything. Once he figures out his hamon won't do anything he'll fall back and look around for something in the environment to try and deal damage or failing at that at least troll him long enough for Caesar to join in and help (more on that later though). Nevertheless in just a one on one he can't really do any damage to Luke despite his legendary intelligence so I have to give the edge to Luke.

Edge: Luke & Danny 

Danny Rand vs Caesar Zeppeli 

This is another fairly simple choice but this time in favour of the Hamon users. Caesar's bubbles are incredibly versatile and give him a myriad of options and he can basically control the range of any battle with them. Danny has Iron Fist which will put Caesar out if he connects but he has to actually get close enough to do that and he doesn't have much chance of that because of the bubbles. Either he'll be sliced up by the bubble cutter or knocked down by the regular bubble barrage and even if he does somehow cover the distance Caesar is agile enough to back off and start over.

Edge: Joseph and Caesar

Luke Cage vs Caesar Zeppeli

TBC