User blog:Leolab/User Siege Tourney, Round 34 of 64: Utter Noob (Celina Lucyna) v Drayco90 (Austonio)



Celina Lucyna: Rome's feared lady general

Attacking

Austonio Machete Michelangelo Rasputin Elder III, Esquire, Practicing Wizard at Law: The batshit insane general.

Prologue
Lloyd and Cadwalader walk down a halway, trying to figure out what to do.

"We obviously can't do a thing right now," Lloyd says, "we just need to wait for them to slip up."

"Some of the others are talking about attacking them head on," Cadwalader replies, "If the present state of affairs lasts much longer, I'm inclined to agree with them."

"Attacking would be suicide." Lloyd sighs. "The only options at the moment are wait or die. I'm getting too old for this shit, but I still have a book to finish before I die."

"Old? You?"

"I have more grey in my hair than black. And even some of that is turning white. In any case, there's nothing we can do right now."

"For now. If we wait too long, though, one of us young people will lead a charge."

"Heh. Well, Leo and the others seem distracted lately. We should have our chance before long. There's one other thing I think we can look into."

"James Evans and Ryan are the most likely to do something drastic. Set them on it."

"Good thinking."

"Oh, and what the hell is up with Austonio lately?"

"Leo's tormenting him with horse bees. Sadistic bastard."

You suggested it, didn't you?

Attacker

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As a little girl she lived in a village accross the Roman empire, near the Rhine river. Her village was eventually attacked by her barbarian neighbors and she fled to the roman empire, swearing revenge. Years later when Rome invaded Germany, she pretended to be a boy to join the roman army. She succeeded and over the years became a roman general. Eventually she was discovered to be a girl and was discharged from the roman army.


 * -| General's Armament =

Will not accept 1 on 1 combat requests

Weapons

Main hand-Gladius

Off hand-Scutum

Polearm-Pilum

Ranged-Arcuballista

Armor-Plate armor with steel armet helmet


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Tactics

Attack-Tesudo formation(when low on archers)/catapault bombardments/archer strikes

All have Steel kettle helmet, curiass, leg greaves and arm greaves

10,000 Attacking

4,750 infantry armed with a scutum and a gladius

250 officers armed with a targe with spike and a scottish war hammer

2,750 cavilry armed with kopia lance and nadziak war hammer

250 cavilry officers armed with kopia lance and Szabla

2,000 Crossbowman armed with Polish crossbow with bayonet and gladius.

Defender

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 * -| Bio =

Shit's crazy, bro.


 * -| General's Armament =

Ranged Weapon- Hat-Based Flamethrower

Polearm- Guan Dao

Main Melee- Shortsword

Off-Hand- Flail


 * -| Army =

Tactics- After the odd circumstances that lead to his being put into power, Drayco has proceded to thoroughly confuse his foes by...having about as much clue about what he is doing as anyone else does, IE none. His seemingly random and completely batshit tactics leave enemeis confused, disoriented and make him near impossible to predict or react to...but it's hardly an efficient tactic. How he's won anything is anyone's guess.

Defending

3,000 Swordsmen, wears full body suit of iron armor and helmets painted weird colors.

3,500 Archers, wears light leather armor with the same quiver size as attackers.

1,000 dudes with hammers. Not warhammers, mind you, just small, normal-ass hammers. No armor.

10 cannons. They fire cannon balls. Somehow the cannonballs make fire when they explode.

X-Factors
These X-Factors are created by taking averages from the X-Factor evaluation blog, rounded to the nearest number. I did not choose them. There is no bias.

Victory Conditions
Attacker=
 * Overrun castle
 * Force defender to surrender
 * Win Single Combat
 * -| Defender=
 * Force attacker to surrender
 * Annihilate attacker
 * Survive for 4 months
 * Win Single Combat
 * -|Tie=
 * One side meets the victory conditions but loses their general
 * Both sides lose their general.