User blog comment:Leolab/Retroactive Unfair Battle Enforcement/@comment-4484220-20121124230756

1. [http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Lachlan_Blake/Magic_vs_Bullets:_Masterchief_vs_Dumbledore.? Albus Dumbledore vs. Master Chief] is unfair. Do I really need to explain? Dumbledore could extremely easily end the fight in a few seconds. The amount of magical prowess he has, and variety of spells he can perform enable him to block literally anything the Chief can throw at him. Bullets won't do crap against the shield charm, and Dumbledore could knock the Spartan around, and instantly shatter MC's energy shields with any curse. Dumbledore wields the Elder Wand, the most powerful one in existence. This makes even average spells lethal. That, along with it being used by the greatest sorcerer in the Harry Potter universe, makes this a curbstomp battle in Dumbledore's favor.

2. BlackWarGreymon vs. Tex is unfair. BlackWarGreymon is a Mega level digimon. Text is nowhere near as strong, or as large. Tex's guns won't do a thing against BlackWarGreymon. If BlackWarGreymon uses one single Terra Destroyer, the fight is over. Don't even try to think that Tex could survive getting hit by this, because she can't; she'd die. This is a curbstomp battle in favor of BlackWarGreymon.

3. Iron Man vs. Vegeta is unfair. Iron Man relies on a suit to have his strength. Unlike Iron Man, Vegeta began being a warrior very soon after birth, and has become roughly the second best Sayain closely following Goku. Iron Man is pretty powerful, making use of technology ages ahead of its time... But Vegeta is a god warrior. Normal warriors vs. God warriors is this wiki's definition of unfair battles.

4. Red Skull vs. Niko Bellic is one of three things: Unfair, borderline unfair, or incredibly easy win for Red Skull. Niko Bellic is just a regular vigilante, whereas Red Skull is a fully fledged Nazi he also has far, FAR more intelligence and experience. In addition, Red Skull frequently weilds the Death Ray, a gun that causes instant death to its victim, and basically desintigrates it.

5. Red Skull vs. Viktor Reznov is almost exactly like number four. Just take its description, and replace "Niko Bellic" with "Viktor Reznov", and "vigilante" with "soldier", and you've got a good reason why this battle is unfair.

6. John Rambo vs. The Terminator (silly rematch) is unfair. The terminator is far, FAR more durable, stronger, and faster than Rambo. Rambo is a human being, whereas the Terminator is a robot that can easily withstand bullets. This isn't even close.

I gotta say I'm not really tha passionate about these, but I'll go ahead and throw them out. Please don't condemn me if the reasons for these aren't super strong. These are battles that really more border on unfairness:

7. Yoda vs. Neo was a silly match-up. Neo does have super-human speed, strength, can fly, and is incredibly skilled in hand-to-hand combat, but he doesn't have any special powers that match up to Yoda's force powers. Yoda is one of the Most powerful force users in the entire Star Wars universe. Not to mention that he has a lightsaber, and is one of the most skilled users of that in the Star Wars universe as well. I'm not Super passionate to get rid of this one, but it would be nice.

8. Samurai Jack vs. Batman (DCAU) is not that great of a match-up. I've never been a fan of modern vs. old warriors. Batman has much more modern equipment, and greater intelligence. Also, unless I am much mistaken, Jack's sword is a magical one that only can harm beings who are not pure of heart. In which case Jack won't be able to use his only weapon on Batman.

So, sorry for not explaining those earlier, Leo. Hope this goes better.

Oh, and regarding Optimus Prime vs. War Machine, Hawk, Pach, Red, and Thundr curbstomped me on chat proving that I had no idea what I was talking about with even suggesting the idea that that was unfair.

So, let's try this again.