User blog comment:Geekboy27/Duke Nukem vs Postal Dude/@comment-5232784-20130218224319

Very interesting...

1. Melee

Duke brings his mighty fists and throwing knives, while Postal dude brings a shovel and a night stick. While Duke's fists won't compensate for the shovel and night stick, the throwing knives will: they have better range and can also be wielded in  both hands for a devistating melee attack!

EDGE: Duke NUK'EM

2. Short range:

The Desert Eagle is I believe a more advanced weapon, made decades after the old but reliable Colt 45. It is (or was) one major choice for sidearms by the American and other Militaries (Like Israel). Due to being a more modern weapon, the Desert Eagle gets my vote.

EDGE: Postal Dude!

3. Mid Range

I am not knowledgable about the efficiency of both firearms, but the SPASI is a mean machine, and was used by the Terminator in the form Terminator film. Still, you wrote that the Mossberg inflicts more damage, and I believe the Mossberg is also smaller and less bulky too.

EDGE: Duke Nuke'em

4. Long range

While Duke has two submachine guns, Postal Dude's M16 I believe has the better range. Range wins out big time

EDGE: Postal Dude

5. Special

Duke Nuke'ems Grenade Launcher has more range and more explosive power and killing power than Postal Dude's Molotovs. This is a major advantage

Edge: Duke Nukem

I give this battle to Duke Nuke'em: He has better experience (He fights aliens for crying out loud!), better physicality, creativity, superior Melee weapons and special weapons

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY! DUKE NUKE'EM NUKES POSTAL DUDE