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Well if you like chuck norris jokes here's a few:

Chuck norris dosn't swin water just wants to be around him.

He invented rap music when his heart started beating.

Chuck norris was once a kamakaze pilot. He tested 4 iferent planes on 20 different boats.

When chuck norris orders a beer...the beer obeys.

When chuck norris gose to sleep he turns off...the sun

Chuck norris can jump in the air and stay there.

Scientists decied that there used to be life on mars but then chuck norris visited it.

Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck norris dosn't bother asking "Who's your daddy" becuase he knows.

Chuck norris dosn't eat, he just stares at food... and absorbs the energy.

Chuck norris is not Chuck norris's real name. If some speaks his real name they die. Immediatly

Chuck norris can win the game.

On the first day god created chuck norris... and told him to take it from here.

Chuck norris can't play the game sorry...he is phsically incapable of being sorry.

Chuck norris once went to a steive wonder concert and smiled at him... Steivie wonder is now blind.

Chuck norris will never die. Death is afraid of chuck norris.

Chuck norris can do a wheelie...on a unicycle

Chuck norris found the fountain of youth... but he wasn't hungry.

Chuck norris is sceualed to paly the lead role in the remake of 300. It will be called...1

Everybody love raymond. Except chuck norris

Chuck norris was orginaly death but he had to wait for people to nearly be dead before he killed them. Chuck norris waits for none

Whenever chuck norris can home late as a teenager... his parents were grounded.

The guiness book of world records are the records chuck norris didn't want to own up to.

Chuck norris has a guard dog, not to protect himself... to protect everyone else.

When chuck norris was born he bit off the umbilical cord with his teeth (he was born with them) and roundhouse kicked the doctor who slapped his ass.

And my personal favourite

Chuck norris dosn't battle... He just aloows you to lose.