User blog comment:Killermoves/The Man with No Name vs Dirty Harry Callahan/@comment-5078776-20140909194855

'MY MULE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE LAUGHING! ' The hand cannon of the Model 29 is going to be a helluva weapon at the begininng of the fight. It'll be packing more firepower and its more modern frame will make it a powerful weapon to reckon with. That being said, the Man with No Name's SAAs are bringing more lead for the fight, and his uncanny marksmanship is something to be reckoned with. The Winchester 70 manages to snag an edge, at least for me. The Henry is nice, but ultimately it's a bit clunky and awkward to use because of its rather small size. Even with Joe's uncanny marksmanship, I doubt it'll serve its full purpose as a repeating rifle. The Winchester 70 is a civilian rifle, but it has longer range, a smoother action, larger rounds, and is far simpler to wield in combat. The rocket launcher wins this one, with what one could say unlawful ease. It has superior range, requires no fuse, it can be used more than once, it can be aimed, and isn't improvised like Dynamite. The Bowie knife takes it with ease. It'll tear, slash, gore, and shred anything that gets in its way, and a little toothpick like the Switchblade won't even get close to the skin. The Harpoon Gun is incredibly unwieldy in this situation. The Sharps, meanwhile, is a long-ranged accurate rifle that can unleash hell from 100 yards away. It'll put a nice hole right in your skin, which is better than whatever the harpoon manages to do. That is, if Harry can even hit someone with the Harpoon. I love the Dirty Harry films, but ultimately I think I gotta go with Eastwood's debut as a leading actor, the Man with No Name. Dirty Harry's got some awesome weapons, but they're all bark and no bite. He's no master marksman like the Man with No Name, and he relies on getting up close and personal to dish out real damage or mutter awesome one-liners. The Man with No Name excells at both a distance and in a pistol fight, and that's ultimately why he wins. The Man with No Name is gonna make Callahan's day, because he's just feeling lucky.
 * Revolver: Even
 * Rifle: Dirty Harry
 * Explosive: Dirty Harry 
 * Melee: The Man with No Name
 * Special: The Man with No Name
 * WINNER: The Man with No Name