User blog comment:GSFB/Harley Quinn (DC comics, no firearms) vs Goliath (Christianity)/@comment-26395956-20160522094342

MD 33's Vote: "Suck on This, DC! RELIGION POWER!"

Short Range: Giant Wooden Mallet vs Giant Bronze Sickle Sword

Straightly, I will give this to the Goliath. A giant wooden mallet can be lethal to normal people, but then, remember, Goliath is a Nephilim descendant, and hell, his large size will make him hard to be knocked out with the mallet. Plus, the sickle sword possesses a greater lethality, because dude, it is a damn sword, it can just straight-forward cut Harley to pieces. Oh, and the mallet may be big, but it is made of wood, and deals blunt trauma, which can be easily shrugged off by both Goliath's armor and his endurance/durability due to his size.

Mid Range: Cork Pistol vs Giant Spear

No brainer, this one goes to Goliath. Seriously, a cork pistol fighting against a big-ass spear? Hey, sure, it can knock a man out with one shot, but remember what Goliath's supposed to be. In the Bible (I'm Catholic FYI, but, well, that doesn't make a difference in this statement), Goliath is killed by a small stone, thrown by David's sling because God is with David that time. God protects and helps him, and Goliath's dead. The stone carves deep into his head, because of God. But then, to not offend anyone, I will give a straightforward explanation here. Easily, the giant spear is much more lethal, and the cork pistol won't do any sh*t to him.

Long Range: Boxing Glove Spring Pistol vs Giant Javelin

Again, Goliath takes this. And.... yes, you can expect me saying the same thing. Size does matter, and because of that, the boxing pistol's "lethality" towards normal people is negated by his size and armor. Dude, the giant javelin may gonna get a hard time hitting Harley, but remember, he's a soldier and he can throw it precisely. Even if it's gonna miss, it's still a true weapon. Once it hits Harley, it's game over.

Special: Harley's Tricks vs Goliath's Phillistine Might

So... this one's pretty hard for me. In my opinion, Harley's beauty ain't gonna trouble Goliath, 'cause he's gonna kill her, anyway, due to his sheer brutality. Goliath's armor plays a big factor here in his fight against Harley, along with his physicality, as both his physicality and armor protected him from nearly anything Harley can throw at him. But then, he got an advantage: 'HE'S SLOW! 'Harley's hyenas can provide a good distraction against Goliath, giving Harley an opportunity to attack. But then, none of her weapons can truly deal big damage fo Goliath, but still can harm him like, let's just say, 30-54%. Plus, Harley's smarter and can figure sh*t out to evade Goliath, multiplied with her agility. And for this one, it goes to Harley Quinn.

X-Factors: The Clown Prince's Girlfriend vs The Champion of the Phillistines

This totally goes to '''Goliath. '''Sure, Harley's faster and smarter, but then, her mental health is even worse than Goliath's. Goliath is also a true soldier, and a more experienced warrior in this battle. Look, don't get me wrong, but Harley herself has tangled with other heroes in her DC career, both in N52 or in the classics. But then, fighting a Biblical giant? That's another story. Goliath is also trained formally, so he may can counter nearly everything Harley throws at him. Overall, this one goes to Goliath.

WINNER: GOLIATH

This is easy as it seems. Goliath takes the victory of this battle. He's killed in the Bible because God backed David up that time, and no one can truly rival God's might (amen to that, but let's not get too religious here). And then, when he's facing an insane criminal with a ridiculous array of weapons, who is also smaller and stranger? That's gonna be a good story for Goliath to tell back on Gat. His armor will resist nearly anything Harley can throw at him, and his training will surely trump up Harley with ease. His weapons are also one-shot-one-kill if they all hit Harley, and his strength can really reduce Harley to a bloody pulp Overall, this goes to Goliath.