User blog:AnnhilationNation/JO Rematch! Needles Kane (Twisted Metal) vs. The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Last Week on the Nation of Violence...

This week, we're making a rematch of the last fight of my Joint Ops tournament, Needles Kane, sadistic clown killer of Midtown, who slain an entire supermarket of people in under 5 minutes, and previous winner of past Twisted Metal tournaments against The Joker, who is the self proclaimed Clown Prince of Crime, and terror of Gotham City, who has been a thorn in Batman's side for ages. Only one of these clown freaks can win and prove themselves as the Deadliest Warrior. This should be enjoyed by all.... except Nathan Drake, of course if anyone gets the reference.

Weaponry Used
Both of these killer clowns were armed to the teeth with extremely unique and polar opposite weaponry.

X-Factor Scoring
Both were polar opposites in battle, and both equally deadly in their own right.

Brutality

Needles: 93

The Joker: 85

Reasoning: The Joker was a mean sadistic son of a bitch, but he was a lot more playful in his methods. Needles, on the other hand, was a no-nonsense killing machine, with little to no hesitation to slay innocents.

Intelligence

Needles: 64

The Joker: 80

Reasoning: Needles' sanity dropped servely when he emerged from the warped mind of Marcus Kane. The voice commanding him just fevered it worse... not to mention, it's kinda hard to think straight with the flames of hell upon your scalp. Joker, while not all in the head either, has come up with some very ballsy and well-thought plots, like the takeover of Arkham Asylum.

Threshold of Pain

Needles: 89

Joker: 88

Reasoning: Joker is essentially a fist sponge, easily laughing and shrugging off some of Batman's hardest right hooks, while on the other side of the fence, Needles has been cursed with the flames of hell to forever burn him, but why he gets the high pain threshold rating is also because he managed to get back on his feet in pursuit of a victim, after being stabbed in the eye with a pair of scissors, and pulling them out before going to try and finish the job.

Improvisation

Needles: 79

Joker: 88

Reasoning: Joker's main strategy is to improvise, in which he come sup with some of the most crazy and unique kills. While Needles' only real crativity has ever really been shonw when he's behind the wheel in the Twisted Metal contest.

Battle
This battle will be written On June 15th, since I've got some plans between here and now. I want to see some really good votes out of you guys.