User blog comment:Deathblade 100/Superhuman Slayers: Zombies vs French Foreign Legion/@comment-26395956-20160321120239

MD 33's Vote: "Yield, You Misearable Undead Fools!"

Long Range: H&K UMP vs Moan

Ho, boy, this one goes straight to the French Foreign Legion's UMP. Hey, I know that I'm a big fan of fiction, but moans won't really do much psychological to battle-hardened warriors like the French Foreign Legion. I mean, dude, a weapon that can only scare people and call for reinforcements, up against a legit gun that can mow down multiple zombies at once? Oh please. I know the moan might mean a bad thing (reinforcements), but remember, the FFL got guns, and they're marksmen. They can shoot the moaning zombie even before he/she moans.

Mid Range: Benelli M4 vs Hands

Now, previously I said that the FFL can shoot the zombies before they can do anything (in the previous case, moaning). But in this case, heck the Zombies get the edge. Why? Overwhelming numbers? Yes please. But remember, that they are undead creatures. To be honest, in the previous section, I'd like to chose the Zombies and give them the edge, but then I realize, the UMP is something else, that can mow down multiple Zombies, especially if it's a headshot. The Benelli might be strong, and can produce a load of gore once the FFL shot the Zombies, but sometimes, a body shot won't be enough, compared to the sheer number of the Zombies. Oh, not to mention of it's shorter range (compared to the UMP), and lesser clip size. The FFL is gonna be in trouble.

Short Range: KA-BAR vs Teeth

Once again, the Zombies take an edge. Sure, the KA-BAR can be stabbed in the Zombies' brains for a fatal attack. But remember, if it misses? If the Zombies already surrounded them? The KA-BAR won't really work on them. They're UNDEAD, remember that. But I do know that they can be "killed"... taken down, I mean. Anyways, the teeth itself is a more dangerous weapon than the KA-BAR. The knife's made of steel, I know. But once the teeth got in the FFL's body, that horrifying virus is gonna wreck the Legion apart. Plus, dude, 32 painful teeth striking all at once at your body, is it gonna be more painful than being stabbed by a knife, and you essentially don't feel pain?

X-Factors: FFL vs Undead Things

FFL: 73. 3

Undead Things: 46. 7

Edge: French Foreign Legion

WINNER: ZOMBIES

Well, it comes down to the undead menaces this time. Remember World War Z? Zombies nearly take over the Earth? Ah. I'm not bias around here, but the Zombies will surely win this battle. I mean, not on a WWZ level... Anyways. The FFL's weapons aren't going to do much damage to the Zombies, except if it's a headshot. But remember that a soldier's accuracy can be reduced, if their minds are... weak. The FFL ain't weak, but the Zombies' sheer number can slowly intimidate them, making them believe that they won't make it. Their teeth are also a deadly weapon that can turn the tides of battle. Oh, and yes I didn't put the Claymore vs Horde above. But I shall chose the edge here, and I give it to the Zombies. Sure, the Claymore can provide the FFL with tactical advantage, plus blow up multiple zombies at once. But their Horde can be incredibly overwhelming, which also led them to victory here.