User blog comment:Geekboy27/Duke Nukem vs Postal Dude/@comment-4661256-20130220001043

El Alamein's "I Came Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum... and I'm All Outta Gum" Edges:

 Melee: Duke Nukem's Fists and Throwing Knives vs. Shovel and Baton;  I'm backing Duke Nukem for melee combat - the shovel and the baton may be powerful, but they're awkward and one of them's not meant to be a weapon while the other one is supposed to be non-lethal. If your fists hit hard enough to be weapons, imagine focusing all that energy on the tip of a knife. Ouch.

Edge: Duke Nukem

 Short Range: M1911 vs. Desert Eagle:  As I said in Red Hood vs. Punisher, the M1911 is the better weapon - it's got a smaller caliber than the DEagle, yes, but .45 isn't much smaller than .50 cal. Plus, the M1911 has far less recoil, making it more combat practical.

Edge: Duke Nukem

 Mid Range: Mossberg vs. SPAS-12:  Well, this is an interesting comparison. The Mossberg is very reliable but you have to pull the pump back and chamber a new round in after every shot. The SPAS-12 can fire semi-auto (or, as it appears in this case, in a four-round burst) but this can be problematic and cause jamming. Still, if the Postal Dude decides to switch to pump-action on his SPAS for reliability, he's got one kick-ass weapon. The versatility of the SPAS beats the reliability of the Mossberg in my opinion, because jamming isn't very frequent.

Edge: Postal Dude

 Long Range: Dual MP5's vs. M16:  The M16 has longer range and can fire semi-auto for greater accuracy, but it can jam. The MP5 is an SMG, which makes it inaccurate at longer ranges, but it's got a faster rate of fire and there's two of the guns, effectively doubling Duke Nukem's ammo capacity before he really needs to reload. I think the MP5's take the edge here for reliability, rate of fire, and greater ammo capacity. Plus, they're lighter, meaning Duke can maneuver with them more easily than the Postal Dude will be able to with his M16.

Edge: Duke Nukem

 Explosives: Grenade Launcher vs. Molotov Cocktail:  The Molotovs are scary and can put up a nasty smokescreen and push the opponent away from the flames, but the 'nade launcher has greater effective range, greater explosive radius, and, if we're going off of the picture you provided, has six shots before it needs to be reloaded.

Edge: Duke Nukem

WINNER: DUKE NUKEM

Is it really a surprise? Duke's got the better weaponry where it counts, and he's packing serious heat. He's stronger, so the closer the fight gets the more of an advantage Duke Nukem will have. Finally, with greater combat experience, Duke will be able to remember old fights and try to work winning tactics from the past into the current battle. Also, 'nade launcher vs. Molotov? Don't make me laugh.