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Appelmonkey's "Crime Pays" Edges

9th Place: Joe! While Joe is no doubt a beast with a hammer and is one of the most experienced and best-trained fighters in this battle, his starting weapon is a very short and clunky melee weapon. This wouldn't be a problem if he had some good funds to pay for some firearms, but his funds are shit. Let's not forget that he is a nervous wreck who is constantly at the brink of flipping out. And sure he is smart, but that means little if you can't put those smarts to proper use. Either he will end up getting killed by the other contestants or he will be arrested.

8th Place: Dylan Cross! Dylan is Joe's opposite in everything but funds and intelligence. While Joe is a nervous wreck with a shit weapon, Dylan is a calm guy with the strongest weapon in this match. But being Joe's opposite also means he has the opposite problems. Dude just lacks any training and experience. And while he did go up against enemies that were more experienced than him before and won, that was when he had a plan and knew who he was up against. Here he is facing unknowns. And while the shotgun is powerful it lacks the versatility of the pistols carried by the rest of the criminals.

7th Place: Mister Blonde! Mister Blonde has some decent experience, with some decent funding and honestly, that's where all his positives end. This guy is simply too impulsive. Either he will get arrested or will be forced to flee town.

6th Place: Bats! Same as with Mister Blonde. Decent stats, but simply too violent, too impulsive, and likely to get arrested. The only thing that places him higher than Blonde is his slightly better experience.

TBC