User blog comment:Pygmy Hippo 2/Michael Myers the Shape vs. Darius the Party Hard Killer/@comment-17814994-20190325161057

Elgb's '"What's so CREEPY about PASTA?" 'EDGES!!!

Primary: Hunting knife easily. A kitchen knife is good but its got one smoth cutting edge and a point. The hunting knife has a naster blade (sometimes serrated) and some models have a clip joint. It was meant to hunt after all. EDGE: Darius

Secondary: The ninjato, even though its a Hollyweird weapon, is still a weapon. Its got a straight blade that can cut through limbs. A claw hammer is deadly with its claw and nose combo, but its an improvised tool that lacks range. EDGE: Darius

Special: Speaker trap is a deadly tool since its already set up and all, but Darius has to draw Michael into it. Michael's syringe lacks any killing potential, but it can still do damage with his horrifying strength and the liquid that's inside of it. EDGE: Even

Deadliest Warrior?

Darius seems to have the better weapons compared to Michael's more imporivsed set of tools. Both use stealth predominently to hunt prey and evade the fuzz. But I have to give it to Michael since the dude's durability makes almost all of Darius' weapons useless. The only way for Darius to kill Mike Myers is with the use of the speaker trap but he still needs to draw Michael to it. In a straight up fight (which this fight will begin with and ultimately end in), Michael's strength and durability takes the edge.