User blog comment:Wassboss/Children in the Crossfire: LRA vs Khmer Rouge/@comment-27358240-20190123114702

Kazanshin's "War kids definitely look hotter in anime" edges:

Melee: A similar comparison was done by DW. The bowie is quicker, just as lethal and can stab. The only thing the cane knife has going for it is a bit of reach. Edge: LRA

Handguns: Aaah, yes. The US and Russia going at it again. The tokarev has far superior muzzle velocity, one more round in its magazine and considering it's Russian, I recon it's pretty damn reliable in combat. Edge: KR

SMGs: Again, easy edge. The PPS has just aabout every advantage other than caliber. As much as I don't like Russia too much, I gotta give them credit for being so good at making pew pews. Now onto turning this gun into a highschool girl... Edge: KR

Assault Rifles: Goddamnit. This again? Ok, Kazanshin, keep it calm. Think about a maple tree waifu... That was a bad idea. Ok, enough of this. The M16 is far better on paper, but in a jungle environment, do you want even more lethality than you already have or do you want reliability? In this specific scenario, I give the edge to the AK-47. Edge: LRA

X-Factors: A little bit of brutality and a little bit of experience doesn't make up for training, especially since brutality is almost irrelevant to these fights. Edge: KR

Final verdict: The AR category for the LRA is a pretty big edge, but in the end I have to give the win to the Khmer Rouge. Apart from having a fancy word in their name, they have superior training, harder hitting weapons and accomplished greater feats than the Ugandan piecces of shit. When we compare two shits, it makes sense the shit with a better gun will win the fight. I've had the option between evil annd evil, not sure if the evil who won was worse or not, but the Khmer Rouge takes the win. Deadliest Warrior: Khmer Rouge