User blog comment:MilenHD/Crazy Horse vs Theodore Roosevelt/@comment-17814994-20170417103432

Elgb's "Damn Appel... You Beat me To It! (ToT)" EDGES!!!

Short: Easy edge to the saber. I mean just look at it, compared to the pun wooden club, that thing's got the longer blade, larger surface area, more robust design, more lethality etc. I agree with Appel, anyone who tries to make an argument of how that club is better is an idiot. EDGE: Teddy Bear

Mid: Again, easy edge to the Teddy and his COlt 1892. Its double-action as opposed to thes ingle action Colt Army, and its got a swing-out cylinder for fasting reloading. Granted the COlt Army has more stopping power, but as long as Teddy isn't going up against a Juramentado, then he's got nothing to worry about. EDGE: Teddy Bear

Long: While the Henry rifle has thrice the magazine count than the Krag, the latter is still packing the more letahl rifle round, reliability as well as way more range. There is an advantage in that the Henry is way easier to use on horseback, but since there's only going to be two horses in the battlefield it won't matter much. EDGE: Teddy Bear

Special: Bowie knife easy. THe tomahawk probably has longer length, but the bowie knife has a larger surface area and can slash, cut and stab while the tomahawk can only do push cuts and in some deisgns even pike or blunt. Still, bowie knife takes this. EDGE: Teddy Bear

Deadliest Warrior?

I don't even know why I even bothered making weapons edges. It's obvious that the Teddy Bear will maul the small Crazy Horse to shreds the same way Leonardo DiCaprio got bearhumped so that he can win an Oscar (now he has the same number of Oscars as Suicide Squad. Hooray?).

In terms of strategy, Crazy Horse was way smarter and more resourceful than the reckless Teddy Bear. He fought and won a larger number of battles while Teddy just galloped his way in the two battles that he fought (which was exaggerated by the press). Teddy was undisciplined and reckless and he did wasted his soldier's time running inc ircles in Cuba, while Crazy Horse went out, scouted for the U.S. cavalry, and planned and organize dhis armies to beat them.

But still, in terms of weapons and overall technology. Teddy Bear just takes the damn edge. Being smart is cool and all, but if you're opponent's got way better guns, a better physique as well as more resources, then you're gonna have a hard time trying to win a small skirmish such as this.