User blog comment:Tesla Man/Goldfinger vs The Joker/@comment-4661256-20111221042453

Ha; it takes them a half hour to pull up in a car!

Anyway, let's see my vote:

The Beretta easily outclasses the MP40 - relatively modern-day tech vs. WWII tech? I love the MP40 but I'm not a fool. Advantage, Joker

Glock vs. Browning: I like them both but the Glock is again a more modern weapons system. Advantage, Joker

For the knives, Goldfinger gets the advantage: He can slash, stab, or punch. Joker is limited to just slashes and stabs.

Finally, the Rocket Launcher beats the Nerve Gas. Not so scary or painful a death but a lot quicker and a lot more combat efficient. Advantage, Joker

As far as warriors are concerned, Goldfinger is a lot more combat capable and sane in the brain. That being said, Joker is a bouncing time bomb - you don't know where he'll strike, how, or where. Rules of engagement don't exist in his mind except for how he makes them. Goldfinger will be looking back and forth like a tennis match while Joker runs around laughing. As much as I regret to say this (being a big James Bond fan) Joker's modern tech and refusal to play by any rules while still being combat capable will have him win.