User blog comment:Alockwood1/Bruce Campbell (My Name is Bruce) Versus Shaun Riley (Shaun of the Dead)/@comment-17814994-20141127095022

Elgb's "Warriors of the Ancient Art of LMAO" EDGES!!!

Rifle: I love the .30-30 WNC it's one hell of an elephant killer. It also has the far longer range and accuracy.But sadly in firearms, ammo count is always more important than power if combatants aren't wearing armor. The Marlin may be a better designed rifle with a faster lever and easy-to-grip stock, but the Yellow boy has more rounds in its tube. EDGE: Shaun

Handgun: Same edges apply here. The Beretta severely beats the Hardballer in terms of rate of fire and magazine size. EDGE: Shaun

Long Melee: The Guandao is an actual weapon with an actual blade. A tennis pole is a laughable toy. EDGE: Bruce

Medium Melee: Though both are similar, the baseball bat is probably made out of better and harder materials than the cricket bat. It also hit harder balls than the cricket. The cricket bat has a flatter surface in compared to the sexy baseball bat. EDGE: Bruce

Short Melee: Ka-Bar is more lethal than a bottle. It also lasts longer. EDGE: Bruce

Explosive: I have to give this to the dynamite quite easily. The Molotov lacks the range and destructive force, and you have toe xert more energy to actually make it a weapon. The dynamite goes boom and Shaun the Sheep is dead. EDGE: Bruce

Deadliest Warrior: Bruce Campbell

I know that all firearms edges goes to Shaun but after some rethinking I give the vote to Bruce. Being an actor in many action films, Bruce would have the training and experience in handling a fire arms (even though they fire blanks). Shaun has almost no experience and though his firearms have more bullets, they would waste tons of ammo missing and firing blindly at the time. Bruce himself exercised and worked out for his roles, so definately he would destroy Shaun in h2h. Last but not least, is how more dangerous Bruce's previous enemy compared to Shaun's. Although his last stand and galant escape from the zombies is noteworthy, there slow zombies; they're not that dangerous and just easy to kill. Bruce's enemy was a magical warrior, and his plans to destroy it outweighs Shaun's strategy to bunker up inside a store. Then there's Bruce's American friends who too are more experienced in firearms than the poor Brits.