User blog:Undead RVD/Saints Row the Third Tournament: Mr. M. C. F--ker vs Fire Cat



The Third Match is Here

Mr. M.C. F--ker the Fourth, The "Divine-Right Pimp"...

VS.

Fire Cat, the Enigmatic pyromaniac who hates white people...

WHO IS DEADLIEST!

Intro
Shot is on Zack and Bobby

"Welcome Back, folks, to Steel-War Tournament III! Bobby, tell us what the match is now."

"Zack, this match is between the overtly long named Mr. M.C. F--Ker the Fourth, because being the Third is overrated, Claus and the unknown Fire Cat! Folks, this tournament has just gotten WEIRD!"

"You said it Bobby! Mr. M.C. says he is "blessed" by the Pimp-God-Overlord-Omega Man-Extremus, 'Lil Slim 'Nem Dray Dawg Boy K-Wayne 23 Cent Christ Brown West... that is a mouthful! I thought M.C.'s name was long!"

"It is but our boy is nothing like his opponent. No one knows ANYTHING about the ever strange Fire Cat. The only thing I heard is that he is trying to reenact the Jim Crow Laws."

"Why would he do that?"

"Apparently, he hates white people."

"Well THAT is odd! Let's check up on their weapons and see if they are packing just as weird stuff."

Mr. M.C. F--Ker the Fourth(User:Dr. Las Moore)


Info: Blessed with the power of being a pimp by the Pimp-God-Overlord-Omega Man-Extremus, 'Lil Slim 'Nem Dray Dawg Boy K-Wayne 23 Cent Christ Brown West, Mr. M.C. F--Ker the Fourth, because being the Third is overrated, Claus built an empire out of all the hoes and female dogs in Steelport, he hired many enforcers and will do anything to protect his "business".

Mr. M.C. F--ker is an extremely vulgar motherf--ker, motherf--ker. He likes yelling, guns, pecs, and explosions, along with other manly man things like rap, metal, choppers, beards, and captilzation marks.

(don't ask me, I wasn't the one who wrote it)

Gear:
 * Melee: The Penatrator
 * Pistol: KA-1 Kobra
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Cyber Blaster
 * Shotgun: AS3 Ultimax
 * Assault Rifle: Viper Laser Rifle
 * Explosive: M2 Grenade Launcher
 * Special: Sonic Boom
 * Homies: Gangsta (Strippers)

Upgrades: Extra Ammo, Fast Reload, Extra Health, Sprint Increase, Melee Power, Damage Resistance: Bullets, Damage Resistance: Explosions

The Fire Cat (User:Drayco90)


Info: Little is known about the feline pyromaniac, but we do know he is trying to get the Jim Crow laws reestablished in the United States because he doesn't like white people.

Gear:
 * Melee: The Penatrator
 * Pistol: Duel 45 Shepherds
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Duel TEK Z-10s
 * Shotgun: Grave Digger
 * Assault Rifle: TOGO-13
 * Explosive: Satchel Charge
 * Special: Sonic Boom
 * Homies: Zombies

Upgrades: Damage Resistance: Fire, Duel Wielding: Pistols, Dual Wielding: Sub-Machine Guns, Extra Ammo, Fast Reload, Extra Health, Damage Resistance: Bullets

X-Factors
Mr. M.C. vs Fire Cat

87 Destructiveness 98 Mr. M.C. F--ker is a very angry individual and loves to do violence. However, he has allot of bark to him. He acts very intimidating and uses his dear to scare people to so his bidding. the Fire Cat, however, has no bark. He doesn't say anything and loves to cause death, fire and all-about destruction. He wins in shear destructiveness. EDGE: THE FIRE CAT

97 Spirit 84 The Fire Cat loves to set fire to the world with a passion. However, M.C. does EVERYTHING with a deep passion. He has ALLOT more energy in him and his actions. EDGE: MR. M.C. FUCKER THE FOURTH

64 Tactics 68 Neither warrior is very tactical. They mainly just shoot, cause explosions, set fires and do other chaotic things. The thing that gives the Fire Cat an up on M.C. is his a deep love for fire and that his zombies doesn't mind being on fire. Cat sets fire to zombies and let them set fire to anything and everything they see. Really, this is not a bad tactic. EDGE: FIRE CAT

94 Durability 94 Both warriors can take hell. Both can take bullets, M.C. can survive explosions and the Fire Cat is fire resistant. They are tough in different ways, making them even. EDGE: EVEN

Expert Opinions
Bobby speaks first: "These two are neck and neck. Both love chaos and are tough as hell!"

"That is Right Bobby! Finding a winner shouldn't be easy. Let's see what Tammy Toliver to get the Expert opinions on this. Tammy?"

Mr. M.C. F--ker the Fourth Argument
(Will Post more once I get the Arguments)