User blog:JWarrior89/The Battle of the Criminally Insane: The Joker vs Professor Genki



Its time to pit two of the most dangerous psychopaths in Fiction against each other, and see who will win in this battle of the Criminally Insane:

The Joker: The Clown Prince of Crime, who has wreaked havoc on Gotham City and made himself Batman's greatest foe...

VS

Professor Genki: The Super Murder Cat, who created his game to cause death and suffering in the city of Steelport...

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!


 * This battle is a collab between myself and UndeadRVD.

The Joker
The Joker, real name unknown, is a homicidal maniac and the archenemy of Batman. Although his full origin is truly unknown, the Joker is known to have been forced to swim through a vat of chemicals which turned his skin white, his hair green, and left his face permanently locked in a double Glasgow Grin. Completely unpredictable with no regard for human life, the Joker finds murder and mayhem funny, and is perhaps the most dangerous man on New Earth with a body count stretching into the thousands, all centered around his obsession with destroying the Dark Knight.

Weapons
Melee: Crowbar Close Range: Razor Sharp Playing Cards Mid Range: Tommy Gun Long Range: TAR-21 Explosives: C4 and Dynamite Special: Joker Venom
 * While not meant to be weapon, the Joker uses it like a club to beat and kill people. His most well use of it is when he beat the second Robin to near death and then blow up the building he and his mother were in.
 * These little devils are a creation of the Joker. The playing cards are great for a deadly surprise.
 * The Thompson submachine gun, or "Tommy Gun", is an old sub-machine gun that gained famed use from the Mafia back in the 20s. The Joker has made much use out of it. It uses .45 ACP rounds, has a mag size of 50 rounds and a range of 50 meters
 * The TAR-21 that the Joker uses has a strange Sniper variant with a longer barrel and laser sight. It uses .50 calibre rounds, though the shear power of it may not be that great as it won't kill Batman in one hit. Its Range is around 1,600 meters and has around 6 rounds.
 * The Joker will be bringing C4 and Dynamite. C4 for the power. Dynamite for the Style.
 * The Joker's favorite tool of mass murder is the Joker Venom. This deadly chemical concoction will kill anyone who breaths it and they die laughing and with a grin.
 * The venom will easily work on the Joker's thugs and Genki's Mascots. However, The Joker Venom may or may not effect Genki, as he is inhuman and has a strange biology.

Professor Genki
Genki is the creature host of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax and Genkibowl VII. Despite his cute and cuddly appearance, Professor Genki is very sadistic and cruel at times, as he gains pleasure from the death and sacrifice of others and at one point during Genkibowl VII, Tammy states that he is known to ship people off to North Korean prison camps if they look him in the eye.

Weapons
Melee: The Penatrator Close Range: 45 Shepherd Mid Range: TEK Z-10 Long Range: McManus 2015 Explosive: Annihilator RPG Special: Mollusk Launcher
 * The Penetrator is a melee weapon constructed from a metre-long dildo attached to a handle of a baseball bat. Do not be stupefied by its appearance, it is deadly as a Baseball bat covered in railroad spikes and chains. The physics of the weapon seem to be that of a jelly dildo, as seen when attacking or running.
 * The .45 Shepherd is a powerful, accurate, slow-firing firearm that is much more potent per-shot and much more accurate (at first) than the KA-1 Kobra favored by law enforcement. It holds 8 rounds, uses .45 ACP, and its heavy barrel ensures that it's extremely accurate (75 meters).
 * The TEK Z-10 is an accurate SMG used by the gangs of Steelport. Its performance is identical to the MP7, having a mag size of 40 rounds, uses HK 4.6×30mm rounds and has a range of 200 meters.
 * The McManus 2015 is a powerful sniper rifle based off the Barrett M82. It uses .50 calibre rounds, carries around 6 rounds and has great accuracy (1,800 meters).
 * The Annihilator RPG is a powerful single-shot rocket launcher. It has great accuracy, packs a serous punch and can cause damage to multiple enemies to do to its blast radius. It functions identically to Airtronic RPG-7 USA.
 * The Mollusk Launcher is a bright weapon that fires live octopi at its targets. The octopi - which become attached to a target's head upon contact -have mind-controlling effects that, when fired at a human, will make them friendly, and if armed, even assist the user in combat. The octopi can also be detonated with a the same damage and blast radius of the Satchel Charge.

X-Factors
 Joker vs Genki

90 Intelligence 97

Professor Genki was a renowned scientist before his transformation. In addition, he constructed a magical device to fuse him and his cat together. EDGE: GENKI

60 Strength 100

The Joker is not a champion fist fighter, nor is known for his physical strength. Professor Genki, on the other hand, is stated to be 5 times as strong as a normal enemy when unarmed. EDGE: GENKI

60 Endurance 120

The Joker is a normal man. Genki, on the other hand, is stated to have superhuman durability, even able to survive blows from the Apoca-fist, which reduces ordinary foes to a bloody pulp with one blow. EDGE: GENKI

100 Creativity 100

Both the Joker and Genki have highly effective and deadly weapons, including some creative ones like the Joker Venom and Mollusk Launcher. The Joker is constantly thinking up creative ways to kill Batman, and Genki created the Super Ethical Reality Climax, perhaps the most creative and warped game show in existence. EDGE: EVEN

100 Brutality 100

Both combatants are incredibly sadistic and cruel, delighting in pain, suffering, torture, and death. EDGE: EVEN

98 Tactics 75

Whenever Genki shows up on the streets of Steelport, he essentially runs around attacking people. The Joker is much more of a planner. EDGE: JOKER

100 Experience 80

Professor Genki, while occasionally engaging in a little mayhem outside of work, mainly operates his Super Ethical Reality Climax game show. The Joker has constantly engaged in combat with numerous foes, especially Batman. EDGE: JOKER

100 Death Escaping 100

Both Warriors have escaped death, and neither can seem to stay dead. EDGE: EVEN

60 Team Loyalty 100

The Thugs the Joker has are not very loyal. They only fight for money or other gains. The Mascots, on the other hand, are willing to die for Genki. EDGE: GENKI

Who: The Warriors
The Joker will be joined by four thugs he has hired to help him out. Professor Genki will have four Mascots joining him.

Where: The Battle Field
The battle will take place in one of Professor Genki's very own Super Ethical Reality Climax arenas, filled with plenty of traps, fire, electricity and a lot of PAIN!!!

Why: The Reason
The Joker is the latest contestant on Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax game show. However, he's brought a few "friends" to make things interesting. A firefight breaks out between the Joker, his thugs, and Genki's mascots, with Professor Genki himself eventually getting involved.


 * Special thanks to Utter Noob for designing the title card!