User blog comment:MrPacheco101/DF Championship Round 8: The Punisher vs. Roberta Cisneros/@comment-3239346-20110512144328

Roberta is a former FARC?

No. She can not win. It will not be allowed.

Here's my valid reasons for the Punisher's victory:

I like the MK. II Combat Knife better than the Ka-Bar. It's longer and lighter and can be slashed with greater lacerating power than the Ka-Bar. Plus it's got a damn awesome-looking blade.

The M60 won't jam this time because Punisher sure as hell got it from some sort of army surplus store or something. As long as he didn't get it from the Medellin Cartel, he's good. The Beretta is okay but as far as the two guns stack up, the M60 is larger caliber and has a faster rate of fire.

Alright, the two Colts are better than one Beretta.

Anyway, he's a freakin'' war veteran and not one of a crappy rag-tag group like the FARCs who shoot at police when they're not looking from the bushes and then run away. His durability means he can take more hits without worrying about a thing, and (no sexism intended) but because he's male and his opponent isn't he'll be stronger. Usually, men are stronger than females, at least muscle-for-muscle, and I don't think this will be any exception.

Anyway, that a good enough vote for Punisher's win?