User blog comment:DTTFMMC/Tarantino vs Coen Bros (4 v 4)/@comment-17814994-20160307130647

Elgb's "Where's The Hell's The Bride? XD" EDGES!!!

Grimsrud vs Pink: This is an easy win for Grimsrud. He's carrying the better pistol and melee weapon here. Mr. Pink is a talented criminal and all, but he's physcially weak, has no experience in killing people, and was never in a gunfight in the film. Also, I'd like to say that Mr. Pink DID NOT ESCAPE the police in the film. Yeah he fled, but mostassumed that he got caught as he exited the house. Grimsrud is the better fighter here. I don't think Mr. Pink can sweet talk himself out of a killer that easily overpowers him. EDGE: Coen

Cogburn vs Django: Both are carrying weapoms that are fairly closed. Rooster is bringing in the better training and experience because he fought in the Civil War, Range Wars and various outlaws and bandits. But Django is the better gunslinger here; capable of taking on way more gunmen by himself. He's definately the smarter of the two as well (Cogburn is a drunk bum... Nuff said). EDGE: Tarantino

Chigurh vs Winnfield: This I gotta give to Anton Chigurh. He's the faster and better marksman of the two. I respect that Winnfield is a badass but you gotta admit that he was pretty careless throughout the movie. Hell he almost died twice in Pulp Fiction with only only sheer luck to save him. Anton is a walking and unstoppable killing machine, and unlike Winnfield who loves to scare people with bible verses, Chigurh is just that silent monster who'll kill people outright. EDGE: Coen

Mundt vs Ruth: This is an wasy win for Mundt. Before you guys go on and say taht Ruth was a "badass" bounty hunter ebcause he's Kurt friggin Russell, I's like to point out that he wasn't really that impressive in the film. Yeah he looks and sounds badass... but the was just a plain idiot. He never actually killed anyone in the film, and he spent much of his time beating an unarmed woman. He was also one of the earliest characters to die (and not in a badass way too) due being too being a loudmouth and overconfident. Ruth would rather intimidate and hang you than actually kill you. Mundt on the other hand is a terrifying and unstoppable killing machine. While he doesn't have the the weapons and experience Ruth has, he does have the edge with his more devastating shotgun, being actually smarter and his no bullshit approach to combat. EDGE: Coen

X-Factors: In terms of teamwork, none of the two teams gets the edge. While both teams have characters that cooperate, both are just plagued by loose canons that may betray each other or get one another killed (Anot Chigurh and Mr. Pink). In terms of training and experience, Team Coen actually takes this. Most of Team Tarantino's characters are untrained criminals who'd rather "dialogue" their way in a gun battle than actually kill (except for Django). Some of them are also less experience in a fight; preferring to kill unarmed people or just speak there way out of a fight (like Mr. Pink and Winnfield). EDGE: Coen

'Deadliest Warrior? '

If this was a director vs director battle I would have sided with the Coens. Tarantino maybe bringing in the dialogue and cinematography, but in terms of screenplay and story the Coen have him beat. Tarantino relies too much on exaggerated violence and dialogue while it's the Coens who actually focus on the story by combining drama, action and comedy in the uniwue style of storytelling.

That being said, I believe Team Coen would win this. Both teams are shady and untrusting at best, but Team Coen is the one composed of professional killers here. This is a group composed of hitmen, serial killers and former soldiers compared to Team Tarantino who are composed of hustlers and low-rank mob enforcers. Team Tarantino may have bounty hunters such as Django and Ruth, but both are carrying the least advanced weapons here, and Ruth isn't that smart himself. In terms of cunning and tactics, Team Tarantino is plagued by clumsy or downright uncareful characters like Winnfield and Ruth, or people who isn't that experienced in killing like Mr. Pink. 

<span style="border: 0px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Another reason why I give Team Coen the win here is that they are composed of guys who are almost superhumanly unstoppable. These are people who can get beaten, exploded, burned or shot upon and still get back up to no matter what. Team Tarantino may have the dialogue to make them look like badasses, but besides Django, almost all of them have a relatively low body count if you actually tally all of their victims. Team Coen on the other hand are composed of people who ends up devising clever plans to mass-murder people, or outright killing vritually everyone they come across; both of which still ends a bloody wake in all their films.