User blog comment:Goddess of Despair/Utter noob's Halloween Special/@comment-143604-20131107022052

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 * Sixth Place- Zambambies. They might have the numbers advantage, but the zambambies are the weakest, the slowest, the dumbest and least equipped for a fight. They can't really do any significant damage, and can't create any strategies to take on their more powerful adversaries. They're less like warriors in this battle and more like a stage hazard for the actual fighters, honestly.


 * Fifth Place- The Rake. Rake doesn't seem to be a very good fighter in and of himself- he's sneaky, and he's got powerful claws, but he's defenseless, and needs to rely on hit-and-run and ambushes to keep alive, and if he doesn't take out his foe in one swoop, he needs to critically wound them in it, because if that other guy gets up and attacks, The Rake is dead as disco.


 * Fourth Place- Jason Vorhees. Jason may be slightly more durable than the next guy up, but he loses this confrontation because of a few factors. His weapon isn't very effective against what's left in the competition from here- it's got shorter range than it needs and doesn't do the damage he needs it to to bring down these supernatural monsters. Ultimately, Jason has no way to really defend against The Boogeyman's hammer, shockwave and immobilizing abilties, allowing the Boogeyman to take him down with his heavier, more powerful killing tool.


 * Third Place- The Boogeyman. The Boogeyman has all the advantages Jason does, but with a better weapon, and a slower speed. Unfortunately, it's not enough to deal with the unique beasts left in the battle. The Gill Man will want to fight in his own turf underwater, and is clever enough to get the Boogeyman under there, and while I suspect a machete would work poorly in Gill's domain, that hammer will be significantly more useless. Meanwhile the Jersey Devil is fast enough and aerial enough that it can swoop in at the Boogeyman and heavily damage and kill him from the sky unless a skilled enough (or more likely, lucky) shot from the hammer as the Devil descends takes it out of the sky.


 * Second Place- The Jersey Devil. The Devil has the air, and has a speed advantage, while Gill Man has the water. Ultimately, while the Jersey Devil is stronger and faster, the Gill Man has the edge in his environment, and he doesn't need to leave it, while the Devil needs to come down sometime- and with his superior smarts and durability, the Gill Man can get the Devil underwater where the battle will be vastly in his favor.


 * Deadliest Warrior- The Creature from the Black Lagoon.