User blog comment:Jackythejack/Dan Hibiki vs. Ika Musume: Big Goals, Little Skill/@comment-32516697-20190624014426

Laq's "Jacky's Decoy Waifu" Non-Edges

I flip-flopped on this one for a while, but after some consideration I'm joining the bandwagon and giving it straight to Ika Musume. This is an interesting fight, because it's the first one where I'd had to debate with myself not over who's better, but over who's worse. The reason Dan loses here is that his opponent is someone with very versatile and strange powers that he's never seen before, and he would still struggle without them. His crappy mixed martial arts isn't enough to avoid the tentacles and ink, and he's going to have a tough time hurting Ika regardless. The only fault that Ika has is that she might not have the mentality to actually finish the fight, but all things considered, Dan will probably surrender after Ika starts tickling him. Both are missing the discipline of an effective warrior, but Ika has versatility to makeup for it, while Dan has nothing. Winner: Ika Musume!