User blog comment:Greedy Bastard/Covenant Grunt Squad vs. Ewok Patrol/@comment-4661256-20120713214425

El Alamein's "Is This Battle Even Fair?" Edges:

Close Range: Spear/Axe vs. Pistol/Needler: The spear and axe are extremely close ranged - they're melee weapons, and the material that the Ewoks make them out of mean they're as deadly as toothpicks. I watched Episode VI and not a single stormtrooper was speared or clubbed by one Ewok, once, and got an instant kill. The Pistol and Needler are both far superior weaopns, and I don't think I need to go into details as to why. Edge: Covenant Grunts

Mid Range: Sling vs. Pistol/Needler: Again, the sling is weak and doesn't really kill, plus it takes a long wind up time before you can throw it. An actual plasma weapon is going to do much better. Edge: Covenant Grunts

Long Range: Bow and Arrow vs. Nothing: Although the bow and arrow is a pathetic bow that shoots toothpicks, it's better than nothing. Edge: Ewoks

Special Weapons: Log Trap vs. Fuel Gun: A gun that can be used actively for assault or a passive weapon that requires the enemy to walk into it? That was a rhetorical question. Edge: Covenant Grunts

Winner: Covenant Grunts

I'm not sure if they have armor, but either way the Grunts have the superior technology to blast away the Ewoks with ease. The Ewoks are determined, but like Hawk said the only reason they took Endor was because of the Rebels, who brought firepower to the fight that kept the Stormtroopers distracted from the Ewoks. When the Grunts put their attention on the small aliens, it'll be a quick fight and I doubt the Grunts will even suffer a single casualty, that's how appallingly fast the slaughter will be.