User blog:Weew1213/John Nada vs Ash Williams "Bubblegum and Boomsticks"


 * This battle is in honor of a man who was near to millions of people's hearts, maybe not to yours but, to mine. This battle is in honor of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper; Piper was one of the greatest trash talkers and bad guy ever to grace a ring or ever to be seen but, that is my opinion and many other opinions. He was so natural on the mic, he will be missed.


 * Now onto the intro of this battle, this is a battle between two protagonists in the 80's who have made their niche in pop culture forever, but, there can only be one! There can. Only. Be. ONE! LET THEM FIGHT!

NadavAsh.png Ash Williams
'"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

- Ash talking about his sawed-off shot gun. Ash Williams '''is a normal man who worked at the fictional S-Mart until he and his friends find this book called the "Naturon Demonto" which can awake evil spirits, which, they then possessed all of Ash's friends and they started to kill one another. This all stopped when he threw the Necronomicon in the fire.

After that he is carried by a spirit and thrown into multiple objects including a windshield. He was then given a golden oppurtunity to run away from these evil spirits and he takes it. With the spirits close behind, he enters the same cabin that he found the Necronomicon. He then meets a family of three and gets his famous chainsaw in place of his right hand. He is then sucked into a vortex where he is sent 1300 and the locals call him the "Hero from the Sky" where they blieve he will destroy the Deadites and that he does. Ash Weapon Showcase= I showcase all of Ash William's weapons. |-| Ash's Chainsaw= This chainsaw is on Ash's right hand and is very versatile when Ash uses it. |-| The Boomstick= This is a sawed-off double barrel shotgun that Ash loves to use. |-| Winchester Model 1892= The Winchester Rifle was a series of lever-action rifles that were one of the first firearms to be repeating rifles, they are also commonly known as "The Gun That Won The West". |-| Mechanical Arm= The Gauntlet first appeared in Army Of Darkness, and was made by Ash to replace his right hand. It was once a piece of armor, and Ash with help from the Blacksmith, added gears, wires and such from Ash's Oldsmobile. It is very powerful, as seen in Army Of Darkness, when it is used to crush an Iron Goblet. |-| Broadsword= = The medieval European Sword, sometimes referred to as a broadsword, longsword, arming sword etc, is characterized by a straight double-edged blade typically with a triangular point, a crossguard, and a pommel on the end of the hilt. The sword was developed from the ancient Roman spatha. |-| Spear= This spear was used by Ash in Army of Darkness and Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn. |-| Dynamite= Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel. It is made of three main things: Nitroglycerin; sand, sawdust or other absorbent materials to make the Nitro stable; and the fuse, which is set off to blow it up. |-| Axe= The double handed axe is a mid range weapon and polearm. It's commonly used by the Germanic tribesmen and can puncture armour. Its disadvantages are; it's slow to swing and almost useless in close range.

Powers and Abilities

 * He has an odd way of thinking:  He is stated to "be a slow thinker and fast thinker" from the actor who plays him, Bruce Campbell.
 * Excellent Ingenuity:  Can create weapons on the fly if it requires him to. For example, the Mechanical Gauntlet was made from a metal gauntlet which could crush Iron.
 * Super-strength:  With the Mechanical Gauntlet attached, he has a super grip which he ripped off a screen door from its hinges and once possessed he was able to throw a human at least ten feet.
 * Weapon Prowess:  This is only with weapons, he use a variety of weapons in a variety of situations.
 * Hand-to-hand combat: He knows some to a degree.

John Nada
'"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum."

- Nada says before he goes ham. John Nada' is a lone wanderer in the 1988 cult classic, They Live; who gets a pair of glasses in which he finds out about a ruling class of aliens in disquise and manipulating people to spend money, breed, and accept the status quo with subliminal messages in the media. He goes on shooting spree killing multiple of the aliens which look like they have grey skulls and bulging eyes. He then, joins a resistance (if you can call it that), but is then followed by the police and there, the resistance is destroyed.

He and his friend, Frank travel through a portal to the Alien home base on earth and there they destroy the signal that is keeping the aliens in disguise but, when he destroys the signal he is fatally wounded and dies. John Nada's weapon showcase= I showcase all of Nada's weapons. |-| Colt Python= The Colt Python is a .357 Magnum caliber revolver formerly manufactured by Colt. |-| Desert Eagle= The IMI Desert Eagle is a handgun famous for firing a .50 caliber bullet, known for its stopping power. Although the Desert Eagle can deliver severe damage, it is inaccurate as heavy recoil will force the user to reacquire the target and because it is meant to be used at a close range, this inaccuracy is only increased at a distance. |-| Ithaca 37= The Ithaca 37 is a pump-action shotgun made in large numbers for the civilian, military, and police markets. It utilizes a novel combination ejection/loading port on the bottom of the gun which leaves the sides closed to the elements. In addition, the outline of the gun is clean. Finally, since shells load and eject from the bottom, operation of the gun is equally convenient for both right and left hand shooters. This makes the gun popular with left-handed shooters. The Smith & Wesson (S & W) Model 28, also known as the Highway Patrolman, is an N-frame revolver chambered for the .357 Magnum cartridge, in production from 1954 to 1986. It is a budget version of the S&W Model 27.Smith & Weston Model 28= The Smith & Wesson (S & W) Model 28, also known as the Highway Patrolman, is an N-frame revolver chambered for the .357 Magnum cartridge, in production from 1954 to 1986. It is a budget version of the S&W Model 27. |-| HK94 Conversion=  These HK94A3 conversions appear to have its usually 16" barrels cut down (typically done to make it resemble the MP5). The weapons also have long barrel shrouds fitted with vertical foregrips. The unusually large muzzle flash emitted through these barrel shrouds are the result of the shorter barrel of this HK94 conversion. Nada acquires his from the table of guns at the safe house and the foregrip on it is positioned horizontally at the 9 o’clock position instead of the typical vertical 6 o'clock position. |-| M16=  Since the original M16 is the first pattern AR-15 select fire rifle that was adopted in 1964 by the U.S. Air Force in Vietnam (and also given to the ARVN) all appearances of the slab side M16 in movies and television shows would be either the Class III Colt M16 or the commercially available Colt AR-15 SP1 rifle. After being phased out from active duty, the military owned weapons were issued to National guard units (and later bequeathed to Federal and local law enforcement agencies). Movie Armorers could acquire Law Enforcement Sales models of the M16, as Class III transferable weapons or built as Class III manufacturers. However, an easier way was for commercially sold semiautomatic Colt AR-15 SP1 rifles to be converted to full auto fire in the 1970s and 1980s and these were in movie armories for years. |-| Beretta Jetfire: The Beretta 950 Series of pistols was the Italian gun maker's entry into the ultra compact, small caliber pocket pistol for the latter half of the 20th century. The original Italian Beretta 950B was a .25 acp pistol, imported into the United States from 1952 until the passage of the "Gun Control Act of 1968". Beretta had to modify the design to comply with import restrictions and the new "American" model had an additional 'thumb safety' and was imported after 1968 as the Model 950BS ("S" for Safety, however one cannot escape the irony of naming a model redesigned to comply with a gun control law as the "BS" model). Any Beretta marked 950B Only was imported into the U.S. before 1968. Beretta also marketed a sister gun to the tiny 950 B/BS "Jetfire" called the Model 950B or 950BS "Minx" which had a longer barrel and was chambered for .22 short only.

Powers and Abilities

 * Weapon Prowess: He can use any weapon to his advantage and extremely well too, as seen in the bank scene from They Live.
 * Hand-to-hand combat: Has a very pro wrestling esque style.
 * Abnormal Strength: Can knock out men and aliens with one, hard blow.
 * Abnormal Durability: Getting smashed through trash cans and getting up like nothing, can have a broken arm and shake it off like nothing.

X-Factors
X-Factor Explanations 


 * ​Hand-to-Hand: Nada is a combat monster, he has that pro wrestling style which makes him unpredictable also providing the fact that he can knock somebody out with a pretty hard blow while, Ash has some knowledge of hand-to-hand combat.
 * Weapon Prowess: Nada is extremely skilled with every weapon he can get his hands on but, Ash can use a variety of weapons to a variety of situations, so this is tied up.
 * Experience: They both fight humans and some other-worldy opponent, this is an even fight.
 * Intelligence: Ash is more intelligent than Nada because of his excellent ingenuity and way of thinking, on the other hand, John is an Average Joe.