User blog comment:Goddess of Despair/Center for Disease Control vs Umbrella Corporation/@comment-5043545-20130803031834

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Short: We make a return to the classic debate of Desert Eagle vs. Col M1911 and in this case the Colt is gonna win. The Desert Eagle is a powerful gun I'll give it that but the problem is if your not ready for the recoil you put yourself in a dangerous position. The Colt on the other hand is easier on the recoil and is more light is what gives this pistol the edge. EDGE: CDC

Medium: This is gonna be a close category but I'm givng my edge once again to the CDC slightly in this battle. The MP5 has the higher capacity and fire rate giving it a good advantage but the AK-74U has the more powerful round allowing it to close the gap but what gives it the final edge is the higher muzzle velocity. Slight edge: CDC

Long: This is going to the M8A1 easily and I know what you guys are thinking "The Army choose the M4A1 over the XM8 why would you give it the edge?" Well first off the XM8 was the prototype the M8A1 would be the finished design with all the problems wrinkled out. As we can see in BOII the M8A1 likely replaced the M4A1 as the standard infantry weapon meaning it's the better gun. Although the M4 has the advatage of being fully auto allowing Umbrella to keep the CDC at bay while the M8 is more accurate due to the burst fire. EDGE: CDC

Special: The Monkey Bomb is lethal and the Flashbang isn't I don't think I really need to continue as to why it is gets the edge. EDGE: CDC

Deadliest Warrior: CDC- This is a win for our boys in the labcoats or in this case hazmat suits due to their better weaponry. Sure the Umbrella likely has better training and better experience with weapons but they don't have the better weapons. Their weapons are more fit for the job and Umbrella hasn't really ever fought many of their own creations. This is gonna be one hell of a fight but CDC is going to destroy this virus and it's creators due to better weapons.