User blog comment:El Alamein/Brazilian Militia vs. Somali Pirates/@comment-26150944-20140402023050

TheWetWaffle's "Do What You Want 'Cause a Pirate is Free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!" Edges

Short Range: Neither of these handguns are practical in the least. Both are heavy handcannons with the kick of a mule. However, despite my hatred of the Desert Eagle since it's a pile of eagle shit in my opinion, it gets the edge. It's heavier, but it has one more bullet in a magazine and takes less time to reload. The Python isn't a horrible revolver, but its trait of being a revolver is what prevents it from getting the edge.

Edge: Brazilian Militia

TBF