User blog comment:Elgb333/Die A Hero... or Live To See Yourself Become A Villain! Superman (Injustice) vs Deadpool (Killology)/@comment-26395956-20181207145032

MD 33's Vote: Injustice: DREADPOOL'S HERE SUCKAS!

Offensive Powers: A God Among Us vs The Killer of Fiction

Deadpool's main power is his healing factor here. Such ability is farrrrr superior compared to Superman's own, but can he heal from getting his ass thrown into the moon after being ripped apart and heat-visioned to cinders? Sure... he can, but that'd still mean his defeat. Still, can Deadpool, with all his super strength match those of Supes'? Hell, to, the, no. Superman is just WAY stronger than Deadpool and although he's weaker than his mainstream incarnation, he is still a planet-leveling son of a gun. Wanna try to bust out a few bullet tricks? He'll either catch them with his fingers or freeze 'em dead straight. Superman just trumps DP here. You can argue that he's fast enough to react to the Mjolnir, but then as you said, this DP has a crap ton of hacks and even Super-Skrull, someone who definitely ranks slower than Superman, can freaking evade the Mjolnir with ease.

Miscellaneous: Kryptonian Super Senses vs Fourth-Wall Breaking at its Finest

Superman's enhanced visions will give him a practical edge in battle as he can find out Deadpool's tricks and outright cancel out his attempts at pulling off Greatest Showmen at him. Problem is, Deadpool's senses are outright cosmic as he knows virtually EVERYTHING about fiction. I have to say, I have doubts about his knowledge of DC characters though. Reference them, he may have done so, but the DC Multiverse is an entirely different multiverse from the Marvel Multiverse. Eh, nevertheless, Deadpool might exploit Superman by "threatening" him using personal information whatnot. But then Injustice Superman already got his secret identity known throughout the world. How about his weakness? I think Deadpool will definitely have a few kryptonite satchels in this battle since he has prep. But I have to consider as well where he gets them because kryptonites from other universes don't work on Kryptonians from other universes, too, as Multiversity demonstrated.

Ah, this is just too much to bear! Deadpool seeing things that virtually cannot be seen by others might be unnecessary here since Superman's not gonna go stealth on him. Superman's many visions are more practical since he can spot Deadpool anywhere, anytime, even with Pym Particles. DP's psychic protection won't do jacksh*t since Superman doesn't use telepathy anyway. So in the end, who gets the edge? If we are to examine it via the scope of their senses, then Dreadpool takes this. But if we examine it via practicality, Superman easily gets this. Ultimately though, it's so EVEN I can't even think who da fuq's gonna win this category.

Weapons: Phantom Zone Projector vs HACKS!

This is a no brainer. And you know who simultaneously has and doesn't have brains? Dreadpool! His brains are substituted with bullsh*ttery but he is brilliant in planning crap up! The Phantom Zone Projector is barely a weapon despite its status. Superman has only used it once and trying to suck in Dreadpool into the Greek Underworld is like trying to kill the Hulk with a shoe. Deadpool's teleportation gadgets are going to cancel out Superman's attempts to attack or suck him in. His main weapons can also negate Supes' healing factor. I doubt that Superman's healing factor works here anyway, but the sheer power of DP's weapons are going to put a lot of pain into the Kryptonian's ass. Then we have those Pym Particles and taser thingie that can wreck the Watcher, I don't know how DP's gonna use 'em. Maybe sting him first before outright shrinking him? I don't know, but I know Dreadpool has more weapons. Though I doubt he can hit Superman with them all. Provided he can position himself well, he'll bust Supes' ass with his weapons.

Weaknesses: AAARGH KRYPTONITE vs AAARGH IDIOCY!

Having reduced powers compared to one's original version is not a weakness at all. Superman is weaker than his classic counterpart, but that doesn't make him weaker than Dreadpool. His kryptonite weakness may be easily exploited by Dreadpool in addition to his magic and red sun weaknesses (planning is one thing), but the Merc With Mouth can literally lose himself in the middle of battle and lost against Mulan and Sherlock Holmes. His human vulnerability will also undoubtedly give Superman the opportunity to end the fight within seconds. Hey, this isn't the boy scout Superman we all know, mon. This is a freaking bloodthirsty Superman who spares no sh*t. Unless DP has that super-pill going for him, Superman has the least weaknesses.

X-Factors: Mad vs Maddest

Dreadpool is far more deranged by Superman, but his intelligence is far superior from those of Superman's. Superman is like, real smart. Dreadpool's is like, f*cked smart and because of that he can come up with crazy-arse plans about killing cosmic-level beings. Bloodthirst is kinda even here because both of these guys are going to go all out anyway. Experience though? Oh man, wrecking universes after universes is something, and Superman has just fought in his own universe... and lost quite a couple of times to Batman. Overall, the X-Factors go to Dreadpool!

WINNER: Superman

Lord, this is a hard choice for me to make and I am going against the grain. Dreadpool is an extremely lethal individual with a crap ton of arsenal to back him up and all those nifty tricks up his sleeves. He has weapons that killed A-List heroes and cosmic beings and with prep, he's basically unstoppable. So why do I think Superman wins this battle? Dreadpool is a tough nut with all his preps with guns, blades, and Ultimate Nullifiers, and all. However, by all means DO NOT underestimate Superman. If I remember, back when Dreadpool went to kill his universe's heroes, the heroes were kind of holding back since they're trying to apprehend Dreadpool. Injustice Superman though? Throw all those weapons and crap at him, but his speed will get the best of DP. Teleportation is one thing but Dreadpool ultimately reacts slower than him. Superman may reach him even before he can teleport.

Dangit Elgb, you just mindrapped by brain to eternity! Honestly, this battle depends on YOU, mon ami. Dreadpool himself won the battles he fought in the past because the writer willed him to. How about you, Elgb? Perhaps this is a battle Superman's not meant to win... or maybe Dreadpool is currentl blackmailing my ass to vote for him...

No! Screw you DP! Superman's still my...*hurk*!

RIP MD 33 May his champion, Superman, reign in this battle as his one true vote. And yes, I'm voting SUperman still.