Shaun Riley

"You've got red on you."

- Various "Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?

Shaun: Surviving."

- Shaun and a friend. "[cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

- Shaun "Look, I don't care what the telly says, all right? We *have* to get out of here. If we don't they'll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us."

- Shaun "Shaun: If you get cornered... [hits himself on head with cricket bat] Shaun: ...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow."

- Shaun "[shouts] You f**k off! F**k f**king off! I've spent... look at me! I've spent my entire life sticking my neck out for you and all you ever do is f**k things up! F**k things up and make me look stupid! Well, I'm not going to let you do it any more. OK? Not today!"

- Shaun

Shaun was once an electronics store employee, with no direction in life, with a dead-end job, a poor relationship with his girlfriend and family, and sharing a flat with a friend of his. Aside from Ed, life was very dismal. That is, until the zombies showed up.

Upon realizing what was going on, after one stumbled into his flat, Shaun and his buddy soon formulate a plan- Save Shaun's girlfriend, his mother, and all would go to the pub, where they'd stay until things blew over. Sadly, that's easier said than done.

Saving Liz is the fist step- Shaun has to convince her friends to come, or she won't leave. He then has to save his mother, but Barbra won't leave Phillip, his step-dad, who has been bitten. Finally, there's a lot of zom-(Don't say the Zed Word!)- um, creatures around. Thankfully, Shaun is able to get them all to come, including his step-dad, much to his personal chagrin.

Along the way, Phillip dies of his wounds, and reanimates, forcing the gang to leave the "blunt objects" in the car with him. They then go through the backyards, until they are across from the Winchester. Problem is, Barbra gets attacked, and Shaun has to save her. After the rescue, and pinning the zombie to a tree with the pole from a Child's Tennis set, Shaun climbs up a children's slide to check out the count of the enemy- lots.

After examining the captive zombie, the gang pretends to be zombies, which almost works, until Ed gets a phone call, and he and Shaun have an argument, which gets them noticed. One of Liz's friends breaks a window, forcing Shaun to play decoy, until the others get inside, with Shaun entering the back door.

However, it seems that the owners have become zombies, forcing Shaun and the rest to fight them- thankfully, the Winchester that the bar is named for is a Live weapon, and Shaun uses it. However, Barbra reveals that she'd been bitten, and dies, then comes back, forcing Shaun to shoot her.

David, Liz's one friend, has an argument with Shaun, and gets dragged through the window. Di, Liz's other friend, opens the door of the pub, and tries to save him, letting in the zombies. As Shaun uses the rifle, Ed prepares a Molotov Cocktail. However, he gets bitten, as he, Shaun, and Liz get behind the bar. The three then go down in the basement, only for them to find that they've got only two shells left. Shaun and Liz contemplate suicide, as Ed doesn't mind being eaten. They then light a cigarette lighter, and find out that there's an elevator to the outside, for deliveries. The pair use this to escape, and find themselves being rescued by the British Army.

Months later, the zombies are being used for cheap labor. Shaun and Liz are together. Shaun keeps a zombie Ed locked in the shed, and plays video games with him.

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