User blog:KevlarNinja/Cryptic Cryptids vs. Vile Villains

Before we begin this blog, the DFW, or Deadliest Fiction Wiki if you don't know that an acronym is, presents "A Fireside Chat.....with KevlarNinja.

(Kevlar lights up a pair of ballistics gel torsos with a flamethrower, then sits down in a convenient chair) Oh Hi. Sorry about going 'off the grind." for a little bit. It was just a combo of the fact that this battle is....well, not one of my better battles for this season. It's like a two of hearts mixed into a handfull of kings. That, and, as of late, I was busy playing the new games I got for christmas. My ratings for them: Call of Juarez: The Cartel; good, until I got stuck on that BLOODLY TANKER TRUCK MISSION!!!! (Kevlar throws a nail bomb out of rage. It goes off, a car alarm goes off in the distance) Oh god, I hope that wasn't Omnicube1's car. Anyway, back to the filler, uh I meen 'fireside chat'. So Call of Duty: MW3; Awesome, only I got tripped up by Makarov's voice. I mean, to me, he sounds less like "Evil Russian terrorist and more American campus stoner.......Need for Speed: The Run; the best NFS game I've ever played (which was good, because I was a little worried about the future of the series). Mafia 2; nice work, although I did not care for the ending. Saints Row: The Third; MOST ADDICTING OF ALL! But, I didn't like who they decided to kill off. Who is it? Buy the game! This messege brought to you by GameStop! ;) So, anyway, sorry about the wait. A wait, I might add, that isn't as long as the one for the Deadliest Warrior movie. J'accuse, Shawn Levy and Dan Levine! Anyway, I have to go know, in hopes that Omnicube1 won't shoot me in the back of the head. Bye! Wait, what? Oh, right....still have to do the blog.

The Vile Villains: A handful of film's most evil killers, hellbent on destorying whoever or whatever gets in their way!

The Cryptic Cryptids: A rag-tag group of creatures unknown to science, but living nightmares to those who have seen them! WHO....IS....DEADLIEST!?!?!?

The Scoreboard for this fight: I don't have the time for X-factors for this fight, sorry. Anyway, my edge goes to the Cryptids, for their supernatural powers are going to give them an upperhand. Oh, BTW, the abilites of Jason and Mothman have been toned down for fairness.

My next fight will be: One of my favorite upcoming battles, featuring two monsters that are forces of furry fury (and I don't mean like a bunch of guys in animal costumes at a riot), able to rip you to peices! That's right, it's Sasquatch vs. Werewolf!

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