User blog comment:Urbancommando77/An All-Terrain Battle!: Somali Pirates VS Hell's Angels/@comment-26865010-20150915135108

Snigel's "Ship vs Bike"

Melee: This a a curbstomp win for the Angels. The Grappling Hook isn't even a weapon. A handy piece of equipment for hijacking ships, but not for combat.

Edge: Angels

Handgun: The Colt Python is one badass gun, and i personally want one. But the 1911 is has a faster reloading speed and RoF, larger clip, longer range and a smaller recoil. So yeah.

Edge: Pirates

SMG: I had to think for some time. But in the end i'll give this one to the Steyr for it's better recoil. The Steyr's recoil (due to the larger rate of fire) is somewhat mitigated by the grip it has. So then its better recoil vs longer range. And i choose recoil over anything else. Always.

Edge: Angels

Assault Rifle: Agains these two guns go at it. The M4 Carbine wins because of its larger mag, faster rate of fire and longer range. The AK-47 has better reliability, but that's it. And the M4 is a more modern weapon.

Edge: Angels

Special: Well, this is more like Melee 2 than specials, but alright. The butterfly knife's a proper killer, and has the longer blade, i guess. But the Hunting Knife has the larger blade and it hurts more to get stabbed by a bigass blade.

Edge: Pirates

Explosive: So a flaming bottle vs a grenade. The Molotov has to hit it's target to quarantee a kill. And what happens if the guy holding the Molotov drops it and it shatters? If he wasn't using it, it breaks and you have to make a new one. Or if he was using it, the guy's in flames. Also, fragmentation grenade.

Edge: Pirates

Winner: Somali Pirates. They may have lost in most of the weapons, but the melee and special dont really matter that much. And since both lack the training, the Pirates experience gets them the victory.