User blog comment:Oshbosh/Invader Zim vs Alien Hominid/@comment-5232784-20130101003649

Short range: Teeth vs Irken PAK, which has lethal spider legs, a jet pack, shield generator, lazer cutters, etc. Teeth, no matter how sharp, can compare to that

Edge: Invader Zim!

Mid range: Hunting knife vs Plunger of doom: Okay, normally plungers would make a less lethal, though possibly stinkier (depends on usage) than a hunting knife, but while the knife can be thrown (though not necessarily built for that purpose), the plunger can fire a stun beam. And, unlike the knife, you don't have to let go of the plunger in order to use its projectile capability (i.e. the stun beam. You have to let go of the knife to throw it as a projectile weapon)

Edge: Invader Zim

Long range: Lazer pistol vs Ray gun: While the lazer pistol fires lazers, the raoy gun can fire lazers, fire, and acid shots: this is a more versatile weapon by far

Edge: Alien Hominid

Special: Grenades vs Megadoomer X-3 combat stealth mech: although grenades can be used effectively against tanks, this machine is transparent, can crush you, and blast you with two types of cannon: I think Alien Hominid is in for a bad time

Edge: Invader Zim

Alien Hominid has better intelligence, but I think that Invader zim is just too powerful for him to face, his weapons are too much for the little Pikachu copycat to beat.

Winner: Invader ZIM