User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Joel vs. Lara Croft (2013)/@comment-4476906-20150222003050

I saw the name Joel and I thought of Joel Heyman from Rooster Teeth and I was really confused, but then my brain stopped stroking out and I realized it was Joel from the Last of Us...

...So let's get to the edges!

Urban's EDGES

Melee: Obvious edged to Joel here. He has more weapons in Melee than Lara has in total. Seems a bit unfair. EDGE: Joel.

Close: This edge slightly goes to Lara for the larger clip capacity. Other than that, these two weapons are almost too similar to give an Edge. EDGE: Lara.

Close #2: The Desert Eagle has a superior clip size and a very powerful caliber, but it's very unwieldy, and It'll knock the shit out of you. El Diablo is slightly more stable and is equipped with a scope. EDGE: Joel.

Medium: The Ithaca has a butt stock and a better range, but other than that, much like with the Defender and the Beretta. EDGE: Joel.

Long: The AK-47 has a better RoF and a larger clip size, but the Winchester has superior range...by a longshot (bum-dum-tss). Easily, this goes to Joel. EDGE: Joel.

Special: The Bow has better range, and can pierce the Flamethrower's tanks, not necissarily setting it aflame, but draining it. EDGE: Lara.

Explosive: See Melee. EDGE: Joel.

'''OVERALL: Joel. '''Joel takes the cake with superior weaponry, brutality, experience, and creativity. While Lara is more athletic compared to the 50-something year old Joel, she doesn't have experience to match him.