User blog comment:Lasifer/Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter vs FDR: American Badass/@comment-143604-20120309212306

Drayco90's Edgy Edges of Edginess
 * Melee- Honost Abe. The Woodcutter Axe is longer and can be used as both a slashing and bludgeoning weapon if necessary. The Brass Knuckles can be effective, but by the time FDR gets in close, he'll have a Fire Axe sticking out of his forehead before he can even throw a pawnch.
 * Close- Emancipatin' Father Abraham Ass-Kickery Hattery. The revolver isn't going to be much of a weapon, but unlike the cane, packs some lethal power behind it. It can be used at range, and will do some damage, while FDR is waving his cane about like a druken senator attempting to seduce the desk after one too many drinks. This is one scenario where perhaps an old man *SHOULD* have been deprived of his walking stick.
 * Mid- Franklin "Putting a Foot Up Adolph's Facist Arse" Roosevelt. The Ithica Shotgun doesn't have as much range as the Throwing Knives, but has a greater killing potential- allowing FDR to blast Abraham Lincoln's awesome-hat-wearing-ass away with minimal effort, as opposed to the great deal of effort it would take for Lincoln to get a kill off on FDR with the knives.
 * Long- Abraham "Won the Civil War With [his] Beard" Lincoln. The Tommy Gun has a ridiculous kickback and is horribly inaccurate- sure you don't have to aim when you're opponet is across the room, but at long ranges, with even sparse cover, the Rifle is far, far, far more precise. Lincoln can make deep breath-pin point shots, and with a good headshot, can take FDR down before the so-called "American Badass" can even begin to spray his Tommy Gun.
 * Special- Presidential Seal of Both of These Weapons Being Completley Even, So Says We, the American People of the Sovering Nation of Attakistan, Founded by his Esquireness Drayco90 himself. Neither fighter will be prepared for the other's special weapon, but both have major disadvantages that the other weapon takes advantage of. The chair's weaponry requires FDR to be facing his opponet and that they can be aimed at from chair level, but with his Vampire Powahs, Lincoln is easily able to side-jump/overhead leap and move around the chair before it can do something. Likewise, Lincoln's powers require he be right up on FDR's ass, while the chair's mounted weaponry can easily blow him away.
 * X-Factors- Abraham "Robert E. Lee? Bitch Please." Lincoln. Both of these men have experience dealing with powerful supernatural foes, but FDR is slowed down by dat dere Polio, while Lincoln's only sped up and made stronger by his Vampire Powahs. And if there's a God, he doesn't sparkle.
 * Deadliest Warrior- Lincoln. He's got some damn fine weaponry, crazy ninja-kung-fu-murican-badass-Vampire powahs and a damn fine hat. FDR? Does not have a damn fine hat. I'm just sayin.
 * Deadliest Warrior-