User blog:Jackythejack/Jacky's Back For Blood: Redemption For A Loser

So, on the second of Semptember, I have officially had my presence on this wiki for a year. I've made quite a few battles, some of better quality than others, and some fairly interesting or just...plain weird. We've seen many different warriors rise...

Hit-Girl stabs Sweet Tooth in the gut before slicing his head off

And we've seen plenty of people fall.

Wander gets stabbed several times by Buck before falling to the ground

And some didn't always have their time in the sun, obviously, but there were many new faces brought along.

''Sheva shoots Purna in the head, killing her instantly. ''

However, now it's time to bring them back. Two matches to conclude my first "Season",  and my first year here. First, we're going to be taking two of the unfortunate losers of my battle and see if they can claim victory this time. Without further ado, let's reveal the two unfortunate losers who are now Back For Blood.



Testament of the New Ezekiel, the crazy zealots from Outlast 2 who follow the preaching of Father Sullivan Knoth and his crusade against the antichrist.

vs.

Jewish Flops, Jewish residents who had sided with the Nazis and joined a police force in the ghetto to save their own skins.

Let's begin.

Testament of the New Ezekiel
Oh boy, hello there old friend. After watching a playthrough of Outlast 2 once more, I've been waiting for my chance to get to this. Let's begin.

The community of Temple Gate was founded in 1966, in an area of New Mexico. It's founder was a former salesman known by the name of Sullivan Knoth, and Knoth had a vision. Oh boy did he have a vision. A vision of god, of the divine, and of the antichrist itself rising up to bring the world into apocalypse and torture everyone for years to come. You see, Knoth...was never really right in the head. He'd see visions and hear voices and determine them to be the voice of God, visions from God himself. Sullivan does what any insane man hearing voices would do, and he starts a cult.

Of course, Sullivan was always a wicked man, and he would mistreat most of those in his cult and would use his higher status to have his way. He wouldn't really treat people right, he'd openly lie to them, and even have his way with some of the woman. It was no surprise that Knoth's cult turned out to be just as crazy as he was, especially with the Scalled who he-...well, that's a different story. Let's not speak of it.

Eventually, when they all thought the antichrist was being born, Knoth and his cult commited mass suicide to spare themselves from the apocalypse and to unite with god, and that was the last the New Prophet ever spoke.

While the Testament wasn't exactly filled with soldiers, they still had weapons that they'd utilize to kill heretics. We'll be taking two of them today.

Kitchen Knife: Well, you really can't beat the classics, can you? This kitchen knife is basically the standard killer weapon that anyone can get their hands on. A decently long blade and very useful for stabbing into someone's flesh, you won't find yourself disappointed with this handy tool at your side. Even a simpleton can use it.

Machete: So, machetes are obviously not meant to be used as weapons, but god talk about another classic! These weapons are practically slasher weapon icons, and they can be incredibly useful in cutting up a person should someone need to do that for whatever reason. Though, it's most practical use is farming, making it a bit of an awkward weapon.

And...that's all we have. What? Not every fight can be glamourous, and this is definitley the opposite of glamour. Let's discuss the competition.

Jewish Flops
What would you do if you were living in Nazi Germany as a Jewish man. The Nazis were knocking on the door, and they were threatening to take you in. You knew that Jewish people didn't last long when taken into custody, and you heard rumors about what happened to them after they were sent away. You still haven't heard from one of your closest friends. The fear is enough to eat you up inside...

That's exactly the situation that those who joined the Ghetto Police found themselves in. The Jewish Flops were a police force that were utilized around the time of the Thrid Reich, which wasn't exactly used for fighting any big threats to the Reich, but instead, they'd go to the Ghettos of Germany and...maintain order, so to speak. And by that, they would basically bully and abuse the populace and make them so fearful that they wouldn't do anything to fight back.

Not much is exactly known about the Flops, except that they were known to be incredibly cruel despite their background, and were brutal enforcers, lead by false promises of a better life, so they would beat their own people and give up their will to the Nazis, being used as pawns.

Pawns, however, are given good weapons. Let's discuss.

Gravity Knife: A gravity knife, like stated in the previous blog with these unfortunate souls, isn't exactly something that is extravagant or complex. It's a knife that can be opened with one hand should the other be occupied doing god knows what. Useful for stabbing, and is able to be used as an actual knife.

Flop Clubs: Okay I can't lie. That name is far too fun for me to not say over and over in my head. But, um, these flop clubs were essentially just big hunks of wood that could possibly be customized? Though, the most customized you can get with something like this is just sticking a nail in it and hoping the target gets stabbed with it...somehow. Now exactly the best thing to use in a fight.

X-Factors
Training

When it comes to training, the Testament has...none of it. They aren't a military force, and Knoth sure isn't getting his people up early in the morning to learn how to wield a gun or how to properly handle a machete so you can slice and dice. The most training they get is maybe a refresher course or the basics, but even that's a stretch.

Meanwhile, the Flops can arguably have a little bit of experience training, as they are a police force. Though, the Third Reich didn't exactly rely on them much, so it's safe to assume the training they were given wasn't that extensive, as we don't have much evidence or documents on Flop training. Still, some training is better than none.

Experience

Experience is, surprsingly, something the Testament has a bit of. You see,  the Testament has a lot of enemies out there in the wilderness of Temple Gate, mainly the heretics, which are led by a hedonistic woman named Val. Because of this, they have actually been in armed combat once or twice, though not very often.

The Flops, on the other hand, don't have much actual combat training. They were a police unit meant to bully innocent civillians. They weren't going to the front lines with machine guns or anything of the like, and surely not many rebellions were to have happened in the ghettos. Flops have more experience bullying than fighting.

Brutality

The Testament is brutal, man. They're known for killing just about anyone that gets in their way, and they won't hesitate to get what they want. We're talking about torture of various degrees. They like to let their enemies practically suffer in the name of their lord, and because of that they can be considered pretty brutal.

The Flops were also considered brutal, but they were only brutal in the way that they treated the residents of the ghetto. The Flops would often beat civillians and wouldn't have much care for their well being, caring only for themselves, and because of this,they are also considered to be heavily brutal, though they likely never beat anyone to death, at least not often.

Determination

As expected from people guided and led by their fate, the Testament is a determined bunch. They've been following the words of Sullivan Knoth forever and have been believing that his teachings will eventually get them into the promise land, even when he's been telling them to kill their children, or to destroy themselves, or when he sends the sick off to essentially die. They will die for their faith, and they will die for Papa Knoth.

The Flops, meanwhile, are determined to get out of the hellhole that they found themselves in. They took the job because they wanted to be safe, and they are determined to eventually see a better tomorrow. They took the ultimate sacrifice of betraying their own kind just for the faint hope of being safe, and they continued to do so too, all for the faint belief of a better life.

Voting Stuff
Blah blah voting ends when I feel like it. This is going to be a 5 v 5 on the streets of a neutral city.

Let's try to make these two battles a good one.