User blog comment:The Deadliest Warrior/Ape-Men vs. Uruk-Hai/@comment-75.105.33.149-20110211031548

Look, has anyone here actually watched the movies?! When did the Uruk-hai EVER have guns?! And land mines? The only bomb they had was one that needed to be carried by two sappers and touched off by a berserker. Do you have any idea how much effort it would take to bury that thing? And how would they trigger it?

And if the apes had rifles, why didn't they just shoot the Uruk-hai at the beginning of the battle? If you have a gun, you don't save it for last. You shoot the other guy so that you don't have to get in range of his pointy weapons. Don't believe me? Look at accounts of the English battling the Zulus. Or any army ever that had guns against any other army that didn't.

Furthermore, I think the apes would find the term, "ape-men" extremely offensive. They hate us, remember? They think we're filthy, soulless creatures, and they don't view us as intelligent. Calling them "ape-men" is like calling you or me "man-cow." Feel uplifted?

Didn't think so.