User blog:Elgb333/Maids of Honor: Rosarita "Roberta" Cisneros vs Minene Uryuu

It's been awhile since I've made an anime battle (the last one was ruined by anons) so I decided today to take a break from making historical, video games and comic book battles and jump right into the land of cute anime schoolgirls, cool muscular shonen dudes and crazy furries! And what better way to make an awesome anime battle than using one of the genre's most famous character tropes... MEIDU!!!

These servants (NO not that one, also not that one either) will not only cook breakfast and do laundry, but they'll also kick the asses of ojisama's enemies and still look hot while doing so!

Roberta Cisnerosa: Former FARC rebel turned deadly maid and assassin of Black Lagoon!

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Minene Uryuu: International terrorist and battle royale survivor of Future Diary!

WHO IS THE DEADLIEST MEIDU!!!

Rosarita "Roberta" Cisneros


Rosarita "Roberta" Cisneros is a maid who worked for four years at the Lovelace household in Venezuela. Although her domestic skills such as cleaning and cooking were poor, she developed a close friendship with the young son of the Lovelace family, Garcia. Roberta was once known as Rosarita Cisneros, a former FARC guerrilla trained as an assassin in Cuba and an internationally wanted criminal. Balalaika refers her as a "hardcore terrorist" to the point that Hotel Moscow had to deploy all their commandos as well as Balalaika getting involved in the situation personally should things get out of hand. Revy refers her to "That Fucking Glasses Bitch". She earned the moniker "Bloodhound of Florencia" for her relentless drive to achieve her objectives.

Weapons=
 * Dual Sistema Colt Modelo 1927 - an Argentine Copy of the Colt M1911, this Argentine model fies a .45 ACP handgun with an effective range of 50 meters. Roberta carries two of these weapons and will have her seven-round magazine versions.
 * Weaponized Suitcase - a seemingly ordinary suitcase that is actually bulletproof and hides a M249 SAW and a single-shot 40mm grenade launcher inside. Although devastating, Roberta can only fire the suitcase from the hip.
 * Franchi SPAS-12 - 12 gauge shotgun disguised as an umbrella. It has a 8+1 magazine and a butt-hook stock for control. For the purpose of this match.
 * Belt Gun - a small belt buckle that houses a smaller 4-shot multi-barreled pistol. It fires all 4 rounds at the same time. Devastating as a concealed surprise weapon.
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 * Former FARC Guerrilla - She was a former trained member of one of the most infamous and long-lasting guerrilla bands in South America (and probably in history). In her days as a FARC member, Roberta engaged in many acts of violence such as assassinations, terrorism and being an international criminal. Her experience made her a very efficient maid/bodyguard for the Lovelace household.
 * Near-Superhuman Physicality - Her strength, speed and endurance gave her the reference of a "a killer robot from the future". She's tough enough to take a beating and fast enough to dodge bullets at close range.
 * Superhuman Marksmanship - Roberta is one of the best markswoman in Black Lagoon and can handle almost any firearms with superhuman accuracy from pistols to sniper rifles.
 * Merciless - Roberta would kill anyone and anything that stands in her way, including children.

Minene Uryuu
"I'll kill you, "God"!"

- Minene Uryuu

Minene Uryuu was a normal Japanese child until she traveled to the Middle East with her parents as a child. Minene parents were killed in the crossfire of a battle between an Islamic terrorist organization and the (presumably) Isreali military, leaving Minene alone in a war-torn country where no one spoke her language. This incident instilled an intense hatred of religion in Minene. Minene was forced to grow up on the streets of the Middle East, stealing and killing to survive. At some point in her life, Minene made it her life's mission to destroy religion, particularly the Judeo-Christian tradition. By the time she reached adulthood, Minene had returned to Japan, and made an attempt to kill a Catholic Cardinal who was visiting the country. Minene escaped the incident, but almost fell to her death in her escape, were it not for an entity claiming to be God rescuing her and telling her that she was chosen as part of a battle to become his successor. Minene received a "Future Diary", cell phone that predicts an aspect of her future, in her case, how to escape her current situation. Minene intends to become a god and use her power to destroy all religion in the world.

Weapons=
 * Walther PPK and Escape Diary - the preferred sidearm of Minene Uryuu. Fires .32 ACP rounds in 7-round magazine. Minene also carries the Escape Diary, which tells her escape routes she must take if she's being tracked or losing a fight, as well as where to go, where to hide, for how long, etc.
 * Various Explosives - as a international terrorist, Minene used a variety of explosives ranging from small ones suc as frag, smoke and stun grenades, to big ones like dynamite and C4 which she detoantes using a detonator. Oftentimes her bombs are powerful enough to level buildings and large infrastructures. She can even launch rockets straight from under her skirt to cause distraction and destruction. Another bomb is also connected to her heartbeat, which would detonate if her heart ever stops.
 * MP5A5 - a classic variant to the Heckler and Koch MP5 machine gun that has a retractable stock. Fires 9mm bullets in 30-round magazines at speeds of about 800 rounds per minute. Range is about 200m.
 * Sniper Rifle - an unknown scoped bolt-action rifle (probably of Remington origin) is seen hanging in Minene Uryuu's house.


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 * Master of Stealth - a master of disguise and infiltration, Minene can plant bombs in even the most secured of places without being caught to assassinate people. She also mastered the art of disguising - putting on costumes and even the identity of other people. She can hide from virtually anyone with her Escape Diary.
 * Excellent Strategist and Tactician - Minene Uryuu has faced a number of cunning foes during the battle royale and has either tricked or outsmarted most of them. She does so by carefully planning how and where she would take out her opponents, even in the heat of battle. She has even went on and tricked God itself.
 * Escapologist - Minene can escape all manners of traps, chases and imprisonment with the use of her guile and future diary. She has been hunted down across the globe and has always evaded the law.
 * Near-Superhuman Physicality - Even before she got the powers of God, Minene has shown to take out much punishment and still keep on going. She's been stabbed to the eye, tortured and even got blasted by C4 and still kept on going. She can also handle herself pretty well in hand to hand and gunfights.
 * Good Improviser - Minene can turn almost anything into a weapon, from speakers to making bombs out of common materials.