User blog comment:ThatRandomGuyFTW/Jason Vorhees(Friday the 13th) VS. Tallahassee(Zombieland)/@comment-3195617-20101119193049

I voted for Tallahassee, btu I don't think it registered. If Jason is brought down to a human level, there's no chance he'd defeat Tallahassee. Sure teh Machete adn Cleaver easily get the edge over teh bat and the Bowie, but a shotgun and a rifle easily defeat a speargun and a rifle. And we all know taht range takes matches, especially when guns are involved.