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 * Name: Chuck Norris


 * Close: His fists


 * Mid range: Has a fist under his beard


 * Long: Shoots pure awesomeness out of his eyes


 * Special: Roundhouse kick


 * Armor: His beard


 * Transport: Rides an Ubergrue http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ubergrue

Teammates: Mr. T, Bruce Lee, The Cookie monster, Colonel Sanders, Rucka Rucka ali, Steven Hawkings, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, and Jackie Chan