User blog comment:Undead RVD/RED Team vs Dinosauriergruppe/@comment-5795750-20140626134138

BG1's "*in Soldier's voice* Dominated, you ancient overgrown dino!" Edges:

Soldier vs Kurt
Melee: Hmm... the Germany army knife is a combat knife while the shovel the Soldier wields is just a shovel, an improvised weapon. Well let's be honest, nearly all the Soldier's melee weapons are improvised or close to that area (the pick-axes and shovels... heck the only useful combat made item the soldier can carry is a sword) so I have to give it to the knife here.

EDGE: Kurt

Secondary Weapon: Shotgun vs SMG? The edge here obviously goes to the MP40 here for its superior ammo count and range

EDGE: Kurt

Primary Weapon (as well as the Model 24 Grenade): This is interesting and it is close given that the Kar98k has a superior range over the Soldier's rocket launcher but while the rifle is deadly and precise, the rocket launcher packs a much bigger punch and the Soldier's ability to rocket jump will make aiming a nightmare for Kurt, especially if the Soldier manages to land and crush Kurt with a single leap; the reloading time and magazine size are negligible - and besides, methinks that Kurt reloading 5 bullets into the Kar98k individually takes about the same time as Soldier reloading all 4 rockets into his launcher; oh and the rocket launcher vs grenade comparison? Well the rocket launcher beats the grenade simply because of its deadlier explosive warhead and superior range

EDGE: The Soldier

X-Factors: Average of 80 for the Soldier; Average of 78.57 for Kurt

EDGE: Soldier

Winner: While Soldier dominates the long-range category of the fight and wins out the X-Factors category, Kurt Streicher is a more balanced fighter being able to fight well across all ranges and having a more balanced set of X-Factors so in short, Kurt wins out over his Yankee foe

Scout vs Velociraptor
Melee: Baseball bat vs claws, eh? Well the Claws do not have the same range as the bat but they are, well, attached to their user whereas the Bat can easily be lost (but then again the Scout always has a tight grip on it and I've never seen him lose the bat in-game but it could happen) or knocked aside

EDGE: Even

Other Weapons: Guns win out here plain and simple

EDGE: Scout

X-Factors: Average of 76.43 for the Scout; Average of 69.28 for the Velociraptor

EDGE: Scout

Winner: The Velociraptor may be a ferocious, agile and fast animal but at the end of the day, that's what it is - an animal. An animal that will lose out to the better-armed and more intelligent and thus tactical Scout even if the Scout isn't as speedy or agile

Sniper vs Karl Hissman
Melee: Now we have two combat-ready weapons and in this battle of the knives, the kukri, with its larger blade, comes out over the Wehrmacht knife as the deadlier of the two

EDGE: Sniper

Secondary Weapon: Pistol vs SMG? Please... the SMG will always trump the pistol every single time given the latter's relatively smaller magazine and shorter range

EDGE: Sniper

Primary Weapon: Damn, it aint the Sydney Sleeper or Bazaar Bargain and it'd be lolworthy if you gave him the bow and arrow. Anyway, the Remington 700 wins out over the Kar98k for simply being the more modern and thus more sophisticated weapon (especially when you consider its charging power and laser sight)

EDGE: Sniper

Special: Jarate does not kill but it does provide a good distraction. However the champ here is the explosive suicide bomber of a Pterosaurus for its greater killing potential

EDGE: Karl

X-Factors: Average of 88.57 for the Sniper; Average of 91.43 for Karl

EDGE: Karl

Winner: Dammit I wanted Sniper to win this considering that he is the king of Campers and thus will want to stay as well hidden from Karl as possible and given the location, I doubt whether the Pterosaurus is going to be useful against the Sniper since it only attacks targets located outdoors and the Sniper is going to be indoors; but taking the win here is the more accurate and better trained (but only just) Karl Hissman - his rifle might not be superior to the Remington but I guess that's underestimation for ya

Demo-Man vs Compsognathus
TBF