Caribbean Pirate

A Pirate the merciless high sea marauder, vs. A Musketeer, the skilled guards of the French monarchy. WHO.....IS....DEADLIEST?!?!?!?

Battle
Pirate: 12345

Musketeer: 12345

In a french port, some musketeers, who heard that some pirate were going to steal from some of the crown's ships, are looking for there boat. The Pirates, meanwhile, are just comeing back from the pub. They see the Musketeers snooping around They see a single Musketeer enter a ship, so, as the musketeer goes under the deck, a pirate throws a lit Grenado and runs off. The Grenado goes off, killing the musketeer and sinking the ship.

Musketeer: 1234

The other musketeers hear the explosion and see the pirates, mocking them. One Musketeer responds by shooting a pirate with his Musket.

Pirate: 1234

The Pirates run off, hopeing to get rid of the Musketeers before they can set sail with some french loot. A Pirate rises his Flintlock Pistol and a Musketeer his wheellock. They fire at the same time, killing them both.

Pirate: 123

Musketeer: 123

The Musketeers catch up, and one pulls out his Rapier and stabs a pirate.

Pirate: 12

A second pirate pulls out his Cultlass and they duel with there swords for a little bit until the pirate cuts the Rapier in half and then slashes him across the neck.

Musketeer: 12

Then the pirate falls down dead, because a Musketeer stabed him in the back with his Main Gauche dagger.

Pirate: 1

Suddenly, the pirate captain charges at the Musketeer. The musketeer reaches for his rapier, but the captain chops him in the head with his Boarding Axe.

Musketeer: 1

As the Musketeer's dead body falls in the harbor, the captain runs back to his ship. The Musketeer leader sees him and throws a Grenade. The pirate sees the grenade and says "Oh bloody hell." before it blows up.

Pirate:

As two ships sink in the king's port, the Musketeer holds his rapier in the air and shouts "Vive le Roi!" (Long live the king).

 Winner: Musketeer