User blog comment:Battlefan237/Drug Lord Battle Royale : Tuco Salamanca vs. Tony Montana/@comment-26865010-20170220182643

Snigel's '"Crime does ''pay!" '''Edges:

Melee: While the switchblade is lighter and easier to conceal, it can't beat the Bowie knife's huge blade. I guess you could say that the switchblade... (puts on sunglasses) ''just can't cut it. YEEEEEAAAAHHH!''

Edge: Tuco Salamanca

Handgun: Both hold 12 rounds in the magazine, an ample amount. But Tuco's Jericho uses larger caliber cartridges. Next.

Edge: Tuco Salamanca

Assault Rifle: Both are good rifles for assaulting stuff, like the neighborhood Taco Bell. Tuco's M4 Carbine is an evolution of the M16 that Tony wields. The M4 is well-fed with a 30 round STANAG magazine, while the M16 has only 20 rounds to its name. And both feature a special attachment: the M4 has an ACOG scope and the M16 has "Jungle-taped" magazines. The AGOC gives some nice extra range, while the M16 offers faster reloading speeds. In the end i'll give this victory for the M4, for its larger mag pool and longer range.

Edge: Tuco Salamanca

Explosive explosives: Finally an edge for Tony. The Little Friend takes this W because it is more portable and has a longer range. While the hidden C4 (I sneezed all over my goddamn PC) makes for a deadly weapon, you can only kill a baddie if its near the ruddy thing.

Edge: Tony Montana

SMG: Both are excellent submachine guns, adored by SWATs and Special Forces all over the world. But I think everyone agrees that the Uzi's larger mag beats the MP5 in this battle of lead sprayers. The Uzi's compactness is also nice.'

Edge: Tony Montana

Winner: Tony Montana

While Tuco wins three out of the five weapon edges, and is no slouch in the goold ol' fisticuffs, Tony is one bad mofo. He's the kinda guy who castrates a bull rhinocerous with his teeth. Tony is a trained soldier which allows him to use his firearms to a deadly effect. And while he does drugs which can hamper his battlefield performance, he's propably smart enough not to do coke before iniciating the attack. Tuco is good at... Druglordering, but it doesn't really help in the battlefield. If this battle would end up with a melee between Tony and Tuco, then Tuco would win. But I doubt that would happen.