User blog comment:SPARTAN 119/Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones) vs Zorzal Caesar (Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought There)/@comment-17814994-20150828080458

Elgb's' "Joffrey's Death is ought to be a National Holiday!!!!" 'EDGES!!!

Close: The Medieval dagger takes this but barely. While the pugio has the more menacing blade, the medieval dagger has the longer blade that can keep Joffrey's enemies at a distance. EDGE: Joffrey

Swords 1: Same conclusion applies here. joffrey's long sword has the longer reach that trumps Caesar's gladius. EDGE: Joffrey

Swords 2: Both have almost the same length that it won't really matter. And while Joffrey's longsword is amde out of better steel, he's pretty much a wimp in a fight. I mean that idiot got disarmed by a little girl. Zorzal may not fair well that much, but at least he ahd his share of cutting people in his days. EDGE: Zorzal

Shields: Well considerably, both weapons are made out of planks which makes them nimble, but Zorzal's shield covers more of his body as a whole. While it was crafted to be used in total war formations and strategy, making it vulnerable than the lighter kite shield, still I gotta go with something that can protect me more from both swords and bows. EDGE: Zorzal

Spears: Well this is a comeback win for Zorzal. His spear has the longer blade that can be used in more ways than one against Joffrey's simple spear. EDGE: Zorzal

Long: This category is not really that different from all the composite vs steel crosswbows we've seen in DW and beyond. So yeah.. Zorzal takes the edge with his arbalest that can shoot farther and pierce armor than any crossbows before. EDGE: Zorzal

Armor: Yeah well, this is an easy win for Zorzal. Joffrey has the more inferior armor against Zorzal's armor which covers more of his body. And even with armor, Joffrey himself is still a frigging wimp. EDGE: Zorzal

X-Factors: Both warriors are corrupt, brutal, selfish and pompous, but Zorzal is by far more of the two. Not only is he physically superior; he's also tactically smarter, more experienced, and better trained. EDGE: Zorzal

Deadliest Warrior?

Well not as badass or honorable as his historical counterpart, I'm gonna give the edge (though grudgingly) to Zorzal Caesar. He's fought and conquered more people than the young Joffrey has, and his weapons are more superior in a battlefield.