User blog comment:Lasifer/The Console Wars: Master Chief vs. Samus Aran/@comment-422690-20130330233045

I'm going to go for Samus here.

Not only are her weapons ideal for this match - it's plasma and other energy weaponry, when Spacey is weak to plasma - but her armor is also better designed around her weaponry.

Every single one of Samus' weapons are on her at any given moment, without any added weight or any hindrance to her movement. And since her speed X-Factor is listed as 170 over Spacey's 120 (Why do people put shit as over 100? 100 is supposed to be "perfect."), she's going to be faster than Chief with all her weaponry that he would be with a knife. In addition, carrying all of his weapons, not to mention all the ammo, is going to weigh down Spacey a lot. If he doesn't have everything on him, he runs the risk of his weapons and ammo getting jacked or exploded while he isn't looking.

Overall, this is a loss for Spacey the Happy Block Goldfish.

Note: Spacey is Master Chief.