User blog comment:GSFB/Spetsnaz GRU vs Vampires/@comment-3127606-20130423235200

Finding Nemo Sucks Edges:

Short range- Edge Spetsnaz: The Makarov is a far more accurate weapon with higher kill potential. The vampire will have to be close up to use his fangs.

Mid range- Edge Vampires: the shotgun, while a good weapon if you hit the right area, won't be much help against the vampire. If you get it in the heart then maybe, but the vampire claws are alot more devestating than the shotgun.

Long range- Edge Vampires: The roar will freak the Russians the f**k out. And a Vampire with an AK74? Run bitch. The cops are after you because you robbed a krispy kreame.

Special- Edge vampires: The grenade is really the only weapon that has a snowball's chance in hell of hurting the vampire. The knife would have to be damn lucky and the only human that can beat down a vampire and live would possibly be Bruce Lee. But he's dead so no help from him.

Winner: Vampires-Teh vampires are the superior warriors. They have years of experience, a love of violence needed for this match up that far surpasses even Stalin, and the need to kill.