User blog comment:Geekboy27/Conker the Squirrel vs Fox McCloud/@comment-5772641-20121221000848

I think Conker will win because of his weapons, and even while drunk, he is powerful. He can cut his enemies heads off, or beat them to death with his bat. His shotgun can kill Fox and his stupid toad friend at the same time. But Fox's MG and Sniper rifle will destroy Conker before he can get close enough. At a distance, Fox will win, but at close range, Conker will win.