User blog:Jackythejack/Halloween Spirit: Jeff the Killer vs. Party Hard Killer (Darius)



To get in touch with the Halloween spirit, I decided to pit two freaky guys up against each other in a battle to the death! These two murderers just want people to stay quiet, forever. Two mentally unstable opponents fight to the death to see who the deadliest killer really is! In one one corner, we have Jeff the Killer, the infamous boy of Creepypasta fame, and in the other corner, we have Darius, otherwise known as the Party Hard Killer.

Who is truly the deadliest?

Jeff the Killer
Once upon a time there was a boy by the name of Jeffery Keaton, and he had a family, like most other peoplem, including a brother by the name of Liu Keaton. His family had since moved to a suburban neighborhood. It was then that some bullies had appeared and starting making trouble in his neighborhood.

During Jeffery's encounter with these bullies, he would slowly go down the path of a psychotic killer, eventually losing all of his emotions as he realized he enjoyed hurting these bullies. When things escalated to the point where Jeffery was burnt and left to die, he had finally snapped. When he recovered and got back home, he cut off his eyelids, carved a smile into his face, and killed his whole family.

Nowadays Jeff goes from house to house, breaking into their windows and killing them in their sleep, making them beautiful by carving smiles into their faces, and finally telling them to go to sleep for the final time. He has been a surprisingly efficient killer, and has been able to scare quite a few people world wide, and can you blame them for being scared? Just that guy's looks are enough to give me shivers.

Jeffery also has a couple of weapons to go off of, some more conventional than others, so it's time to cut into the bloody details.

Knife: Going for the basics, Jeff uses a chef's knife to carve into his victims. With an eight inch blade that is incredibly useful for carving into people's flesh, Jeff has shown a lot of profieciency with the weapon, being able to use it with a surprising amount of skill given his age.

Fists: Well, this is going to be a little barebones, but let me give a bit of an explanation. Jeff can punch, and he can punch hard. After all, he's able to beat up a bunch of bullies with just his fists if he has to, and he even killed someone just by punching them to death, punching them so hard that he stopped their heart. It's a bit surprising, given his age, but it's undeniable that he has a gift in beatin' the crap out of people.

Spray and Lighter: Going a little unconventional here, but we're going to be giving Jeff a special weapon. An aerosol spray can, and a lighter! I'm sure you know what this thing can do. One little spray in front of these flames and you got yourself a flamethrower! Of course, it'd be a bit unruly to use and could easily backfire, but...it's pretty intimidating, ain't it?

Well, that's all that can be said for Jeff the Killer, so how about we move onto Darius, the Party Hard Killer?

Darius
One fateful night in autumn of the year 2000, a man named Darius was in his house, trying to sleep and get some good rest. Unfortunately, though, his neighbors were hosting a wicked party. Not only was this party the best one on the block, but it was also the loudest on the block. So loud, in fact, that it had woken Darius up at 3:00 AM, a time that no one wants to wake up at.

Angered by the fact that he was awoken, Darius had decided that he was going to go down there with his knife and kill off all of the partygoers one by one without anyone noticing him. At least, not until they were next on his to kill list, that is. Darius would then go party to party in an attempt to kill everyone there so he can finally get a good nights sleep.

Darius is a master at stealth, being able to wipe out entire houses without even being caught by the police, and even when he is caught, he always has an escape plan figured. Darius is also incredibly intelligent, being able to set up traps by using speakers and manholes and even trees outside. There's nothing that this man won't use to kill off those noisy neighbors. So, there's a lot of weapons he can use. Let's cover them.

Wrench: Not exactly an opportune weapon, but it's definitely useful in clobbering someone over the head with it. Usually Darius would only use this for tinkering and making his traps, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't be afraid to bat someone over the head with it, either!

Hammer: A little bit unconventional as well, and not necesarilly in the game, but Jeff took the knife so what're you gonna do, really? The hammer is a simple claw hammer, but it's certainly heavy enough to crush a skull if given enough force to it! Darius certainly wouldn't mind bashing some brains outta people with this weapon at his side.

Speaker Trap: Darius' magnum opus. One of the things he is best known for is his traps and how they are extremely deadly. This trap would lead to a massive explosion coming from the speaker, severely damaging or killing anyone in the nearby vicinity. It's a deadly trap, and one that Darius has learned to use quite effectively.

X-Factors
Now that we covered the weapons lets cover their specialties and their attributes. We will be covering a few categories. Intelligence, Sanity, Strength, and Stealth. With that being said, let's get into this.

Intelligence:

This isn't even all that close to be fair. Darius' is certainly much smarter than Jeff the killer, considering the fact that Darius is a grown man and Jeff is only a high school student. Or, was a high school student, that it. He's tinkered with electronics like the speakers before, so it's safe to assume he's smart enough to know what he's doing most of the time.

Darius: 80

Jeff: 60

Sanity:

A little cut and dry, this one. It's a bit difficult to determine how sane either of them are, as they both show different signs of crazyness, but Darius is the one that decided to keep his face and eyelids intact, so he is able to blink, which is good for him. Jeff, on the other hand, is mentally unstable and probably constantly close to a mental meltdown.

Darius: 70

Jeff: 65

Strength:

Jeff is incredibly strong for his age, that much is certain. If he can kill a guy with only his punches, then you know he's going to be someone you wouldn't wanna fight in the boxing ring. Darius, meanwhile, can overpower and kill most partygoers and police officers, but he hasn't shown to be killing someone with his bare hands.

Darius: 65

Jeff: 75

Stealth:

Both combatants are extremely stealthy as well. both are able to infiltrate people's homes and them murder without a care in the world, and most importantly, without being spotted. Darius is able to escape from the police many times over with varius escape routes and being able to maneuver away from their line of sight. Jeff, as well, has broken into people's homes without waking them, only waking them when he wants them to be awake. Both combatants are stealthy, and it's hard to say who's the better.

Darius: 80

Jeff: 80

Setting
The setting would be at a beach house in Miami. Darius had just swept through the house and killed most of the people there when Jeff stumbles upon him taking the final kill. Darius has a single trap that's still available in one of the speakers in the middle of the house, and Jeff is unaware of this.

Voting will end about a week and a half or so from now, maybe two weeks if I'm really not feeling up to it. Either way, enjoy!