User blog comment:Pygmy Hippo 2/North American Soldiers Battle Royale/@comment-27358240-20191216065613

Kazanshin's "The Maple Leaf forever" edges:

Handgun: The only real edge that has any impact here is the one extra round of the Mexicans, which I guess is better than nothing and the nigh-useless muzzle velocity. Edge: Mexico

Rifles: Considering firefights like this rarely take place anywhere beyond 300 meters, I doubt the range difference will play much of a difference, which means it's the firing rate and muzzle velocity of the Americans that win them this comparison (btw, Canada definitely should be using the C8 carbine). Edge: America

Snipers: Canada and Mexico both outclass 'merica in range, but Mexico has muzzle velocity and ammo capacity. Edge: Mexico

Special: Mexico has range, which I think will be the only real factor considering there's no tank to blow up, so you're dead no matter what. Edge: Mexico

X-Factors and Final Verdict: The weapon edges really honestly don't matter too much here since the weapons are all so similar: it's really going to be the men behind the weapons that will decide the outcome, and that comes down mainly to training and experience. When American soldiers talk about their Canadian counterparts, they usually put a lot of emphasis on how they're their equals in terms of training and discipline. Mexico, meanwhile, I'm not too sure. Conscription sure isn't a good sign when it comes to training, so if any of the conscripts are in the fight they're in a bad position. Experience wise, America and Canada almost always fight side by side, but America has a few more parties of its own than Canada, experience goes to America. Canada comes second in experience because they're almost always sticking with their southern neighbours but sometimes decide to let them handle things. Mexico comes last in experience because they don't deploy all that much outside of their own country. Funding is easy because it's numbers: 1. Murica. 2. Maple. 3. Latino. Overall, as might be expected, the Cubans win via their experience in the drug wars and their superior discipline, training and funding. They literally live in a battleground, after all. All hail the Revolution of Castro and Guevarra.

Oh, who am I kidding? America comes in first place thanks to better training, experience and funding, Canada comes in second because they're a slightly not-as-angry version of America and Mexico comes in last because of their lack of experience compared to the other two and comparatively poor funding.

Winner: Eagle

Runner up: Beaver

You did your best: Other Eagle