User blog comment:Deathblade 100/Superhuman Slayers: Zombies vs French Foreign Legion/@comment-17814994-20160323111808

Elgb's "The Soldier's Guide To A Zombie Apocalypse" EDGES!!!

Long: The moment I read the word "moan" the first thing that came into my mind was sex (Idon't know know why but I must have a very dirty mind XD... hey wait a minute why the fuck am I saying this? Back to the vote...) Moans are scary and they can be used to set up a much deadlier move, but it jsut alcks lethality. The UMP ain't the best SMGs around but I'd rather have a gun with me than just... "moan" like a skank. Also, this is the FFL we're talkingnhere. They ain't gonna be scared and traumatized that easily. EDGE: FFL

Mid: The shotgun is the most obvious better weapon in this category. Yeah when a swarm of hands are coming to get you, a shotgun can blow up and render a zombie's hands useless. But then again, the Benelli only has a 6 round tubular magaine which is very slow and cumbersome to relaod. Agaisnt a swarm of zombies you're gonna be shaking to reload that thing mid-battle. EDGE: Zombies

Close: Knife easy. If there's one thing the Walking Dead taught you is that a black man with a knife can take on a horde of zombies and survive. Yeah sure, I'm basing my facts on fiction, but in a life-threatening and scary situation like this, a guy whose got nothing to loose, carrying a knife and against a horde of slow dimwitte zombies, he can probably take out his fair amount before going down. EDGE: FFL

Special: The claymore maybe deadlier but its very limited, and I dont think it's enough to blow a horde of 100 zombies that effectively. EDGE: Zombies

Deadliest Warrior?

I know a lot of you will probably destroy my vote but I just don't care anymore XD and I'm giving my edge to the French Frigging Legion with a lot of difficulty. I've been through a "zombie run once". There were 10 of us vs over 50 zombies. We know that it's fake and all, but the sponsors did their best to actually create a very scary and realistic zombie situation. We were trapped in a stadium, filled with 50 walkers... in the dark. It was not real yes, but it was still scary and a good representation to what a Zombie Apocalypse might be. The zombies we were running from we're created as accurate as possible to the popular monster in culture. And we actually won in fact. We lost some but in the end, we manage to regroup and rethink to win. And if we can do it, then I don't think the FFL won't be able to as well. Also, I don't believe in the whole "unpreparedness to a zombie apocalypse" thing. The WHO itself already have their own zombie suvival guide. And yeah sure they absed their "guide" to fictional zombies, these monsters in this abttle ain't that different.

I'm not gonna based my facts on any fiction zombies (So eyah even if in Max Brook's book where the Canadian Special whatever panicked and got overwhelmed and needed like a ton of shit bullets to finally find their weakness, will not count, the same way it's useless in pointing for the FFL). Yes, 100 zombies are scary and they're coming at you. But do you guys really think the FFL are going to panic, shit their pants and flop that easily? Dude this is a premier light infantry we're talking about here. These ain't the same cops and soldiers we know. These guys we're trained to adapt to any situation, to any environment, overcome and win. Yes, a horde of zombies are something that they've never fought against before, but I'm pretty sure a shambling and slow-walking dimwitted zombie will give them "a lot" of time to combat these threats. To be honest, the FFL have  a long span of always holding out agaisnt all odds, from the whole Mexican infantry and cavalry in Camaron, to the Nazi panzer divisions and even the guerilla fighting North Veitnamese, so a horde of zombies won't be that different. Also, mind you like the SAS, the FFL's were trained to always shoot in the head.

A lot of typical zombie weaknesses are also left out. Not only are they so slow and can't strategize, they also can't climb and have frail and brittle bodies. So if the FFL finds high ground then the zombies are toast. While headshots are needed to "kill" a zombie, you have to remember that they're not the Wolverine. They don't heal. Simple rifle and shotgun hits to the bones, the joints, and even to the phalanges, the hands, arms and legs will put them down and nullify them. And a slow walker ain't taht much hard to hit. Surely, the FFL will win this battle as long as they keep calm after the first contact, keep the distance away from the zombies, adapt, and win, like they always do.