User blog comment:So-Pro Warrior/Mass Effect vs. Sci-Fi Tournament: Round 2-Battle 5: Miranda Lawson & Jacob Taylor vs. Han Solo & Chewbacca/@comment-26074921-20120901131359

This is certainly an interesting battle but I have to go with Jacob and Miranda. (I fucking hate Miranda. Goddamn that fucking bitch That stupid ugly bitch. Worst character in any medium ever)   and I am no fan of Jacob

Between Han and Miranda   The bitch    it's farily more close than most people give credit for. Let's be honest here, Han does deserve some of the admiration and fandom he gets, but really he's only protected by plot armor and is, to be honest, severely over-rated. He lives because the writer needs him to. He will bring nothing to the figth that Miranda   The bitch    hasn't seen before. She has more experience than Han, serving both with Shepard and Cerberus, and in that time has faced numerous enemies that would give Han trouble. Han will not out-wit or out think her, and to be honest isn't that much smarter than her if at all. When it comes to weapons and abillities Han takes a slight edge. The blaster pistol is the far better weapon than the shuriken, it has longer range, more punch, and a larger "clip" (Why the hell did you give her the shuriken instead of the temptest anyways?). However Miranda   The bitch    's Biotics will play a pivitol role here. Biotics (unlike light-side force) are not meant for pushing and shoving. They warp space in a way that causes devastating damage. A "warp attack" for example would have a strong likelyhood of simply killing the small fleshy Han. They also Provide her with a barrier, which means that she is actually wearing protection unlike Han here. In the end, my edge goes to Miranda   The bitch

As for Jacob vs Chewbacca I will give this to Chewy. First off, Chewy has more experience, if slightly. Jacob fought with Shepard and with Cerberus and the Alliance, but Chewy has seen just as much combat as he has. Chewy aslo has the pysiology edge here, which more than nullifies Jacob's armor bonus. Chewy is stronger, faster and harder to kill. Jacob's Biotics will help him hold his own but here isn't as skilled a biotic as Miranda   The bitch    and it won't hurt chewy nearly as much, but it will help Jacob hold his own for a while. As for the weapons I'm calling it even, the Bowcaster is dman powerful even if it was to work it's way through Jacob's Sheilds/barriers and armor. The Avenger will tear into the unarmoured wookie, though it will take alot to stop him. In the end thought Chewy takes this edge. Chewbacca

As a team Things get interesting. Chewy and HAn will no doubt have better teamwork, but With Miranda   The bitch    ane Jacob fight Chewy and Han together the ods increase in their favo. Two biotics with sheilds/barriers weilding powerful weapons who both have nearly as experince and have worked for cerberus and Shepard? They form a much more dynamic team. Depsite how much I don't like them I have to give the battle to Miranda and Jacob with a slight edge. It will be close but I think they would pull out victoious.

Oh and Miranda should die.