User blog comment:El Alamein/Annie Wilkes vs. Jack Torrance/@comment-184.45.61.100-20150702041501/@comment-4661256-20150702205702

This is what I think you're trying to say:

"Iconic: This is a close one. They're both very devastating weapons, but I think I'll give it to the axe for the few reasons. The blade's edges (?) the sledge(hammer) is good, but can be survived if the swing was of insufficient strength or blocked with arms - not so with the axe. But more than that, the man holding it is stronger and (is capable of) smash(ing) a door down.

Edge: Jack

Secondary: I'm torn here between the superior range of the mallet and the superior deadliness of the knife. I know the mallet is being held by the stronger of the two, but I think the knife wins because if she lunges at him with it, I don't think he could stop her with a croquet mallet.

Edge: Annie

Special: Okay, now I'm not denying the mighty power of the shotgun, but it only has two shots, (is being) held by a person who is not a good shot, and (is) another thing she has to run and get. Given (?) her passive-agressive serial killer (????) still, I doubt she'll be starting with it. Now, the ghost army is a constant passive-active weapon. It's not one weapon or person, but kind of a bunch of them and it can do a bunch of things. It can scare Annie off, try to make her kill her self, pull the shotgun out of her hands and give it to Jack, physically hurt her, or (and the most likely) she'll just freak out and waste her two shots on the ghosts.

Edge: Jack

Winner: Yay (why did you put yay?) I'll be real here. This is not a very challenging vote. Annie got beaten to death by an unarmed guy with broken legs, and Jack has a ghost army. Also, Annie has an indirect pretext (???) to be their friend, then hurt them later, which puts her at a disadvantage. (??) Jack will probably just straight up rush and kill her. Plus, also, he has the home-field advantage and ow yay (what? ow yay?) a ghost army."

Okay, so I can basically understand the majority of what you're saying, but I'm still only counting this for half of a vote. I saw on a previous vote you did that you claimed you're "a ass burgy with no spell check [who] drop[ped] out of community college," but still. Get a grip on your spelling man. Also, the fact that you just insert random gibberish like "ow" and "yay" really makes it hard for me to piece together what you're trying to say. You're lucky this counts for half.