User blog comment:Undead RVD/Saints Row the Third Tournament: Aaron Porter vs Teh Boss Man/@comment-5232784-20130204021915

Alrighty then!

1. Melee

I normally do not comment on the melee department when the penetrator is mention ( a nasty, obscene device in my book. Would however be an interesting, perhaps effective club if it was real), but compaired to a baseball bat with railroad spikes, I would just have to say that it loses out. Sure, it is lighter and could be wielded faster, but the savage power and damage the railroad spike bat can cause, and the psychological impact just seeing an opponent wielding it, will ensure that the Bat is the far better war club.

EDGE: Aaron Porter

2. Pistols

No contest here, Teh Boss Man has a two to one advantage over Aaron, and both are wielding the exact same type of pistol.

EDGE: Teh Boss Man

3. Submachine guns

Same story: both are wielding the same type of sub machinegun, Teh Boss Man wields two to one against good old Aaron

EDGE: Teh Boss Man

4. Shotguns

The S3X Hammer has more power and better tech than the AS3 Ultimax, but the latter has better range, faster rate of fire, and a bigger mag. A shotgun is the perfect close range firearm, capable of taking down multiple targets if powerful enough, so when it comes to close range combat the S3X wins, but in all other respects, it loses out. Due to this effect, I call it a draw

EDGE: Dead Even

5. Assault rifle

The AR55 has better range and bigger bullets, while the K-8 Krukov has a faster rate of fire and more bullets. I consider the AR55 to be the better weapon, however, due to its greater range and a bigger bullet/slower rate of fire combo, which will yeild more stopping power

EDGE: Aaron Porter

6. Explosives

Teh Boss Man wins this hands down: the Cyber buster is an energy weapon with unlimited ammo (works on pure energy) and can generate a much more powerful blast (up to 300 meters), while the satchel charge is thrown and detonates all its explosives together in one blast: Teh Boss Man can keep firing and firing long after Aaron and his SWAT use their satchel charge

EDGE: Teh Boss Man

7. Sidekicks

Swat cops are trained similar to that of some military organizations, and are very formidable. However, despite their hand to hand combat techniques and swat gear, they will be unable to fight a goon the size and strength of an Folklore Ogre. Might as well have them fight a Gorilla or a bear: the cops are just not strong enough to survive such an encounter, even with riot gear,

However, the giant isn't armed, while the cops carry some pretty powerful guns at the ready. They will drop the brute like they would a large bull: using bullets from a safe distance

EDGE: Aaron Porter

Winner: Aaron Porter

Aaron Porter wins here, due to the superior hand to hand combat techniques, Training, and greater numbers

WINNER: AARON PORTER