User blog comment:Goddess of Despair/Season 5 Battle 7 French Naval Commandos vs Kampfschwimmer/@comment-5605739-20130625001830

LSP's "I spray myself in the eyes with furniture polish because it gives me knowledge" EDGEs!!!!

Short Range EDGE: Glock 17. In my opinion, the Glock 17 is probably the best modern semi-auto handgun on the planet. The Heckler & Koch Mark 23 is a large clumsy .45 ACP bull that has shitty range and an awkward, heavy feel.

Mid Range EDGE: MP5A3. The MP5A3 has proved itself in combat now for almost 50 years now. While there are no real major flaws with the UMP 45 in my opinion, the 25 round magizine uses has a large portion of it left and right side walls exposed in order to view remaining ammunition. This may leave the weapon prone to jamming which is a concern with me.

Long Range EDGE: FAMAS G2. I dont drink the G36 Kool Aid. First of all, the info on the two weapons in the category are flawed. The is NO GOD DAMN WAY that someone can hit a target with a 5.56mm short barrel G36K at 800 meters/870 yards. this flaw is probably the reason why my vote will be irrelevant due to everyone else praising the G36K for its "amahzin range bro". The FAMAS G2 has a 19.2 inch barrel which is significantly longer than the G36K's dinky 12.5 inch barrel, this gives the FAMAS G2 a greater muzzle velocity of 925 m/s in comparison to the G36K's 850 m/s.

Winner: French Naval Commandos. The Commandos Marine have been around longer than the Kampschwimmer and have the weapons-skills-training to teach those krauts whos da boss is.