User blog:Wassboss/The Jivest Motherfucker Around: Black Dynamite vs Isaac Washington

Hold onto to your hats ladies and gentlemen because today we're taking it to the man with the funkiest battle this wiki has ever seen. We've got two of the coolest cats in the game facing off in a showdown brought to you straight from the hood where only the baddest motherfuckers can make it big;

Black Dynamite: The smoothest and most badass vigilante, who is cleaning up the streets and taking it to the man.

vs

Isaac Washington: The foul mouthed detective, out the avenge the death of his father at the hands of Papa Caesar.

Who is deadliest

Black Dynamite
"DY-NO-MITE, DY-NO-MITE!"

- Black Dynamite's Theme Tune. Black Dynamite is the smoothest, baddest cat on the street. He’s also a former C.I.A. agent out to avenge his brother’s death. Whether he’s taking down drug dealers or sweet-talking foxy mommas, he’s the man on the streets out to stop The Man. In addition to being a former C.I.A. agent, Black Dynamite was also a veteran of the Vietnam War, as well as taking care of a Whorephanage, which consists of Whores and Orphans living under one roof.

Smith & Wesson Model 29
 * -|Close Range =

Range: 50 Metres

Muzzle Velocity: 632 m/s

Ammo: 6 Rounds M3-A1
 * -|Mid Range =

Range: 90 Metres

Ammo: 30 Rounds

Weight: 7 lbs

Rate of Fire: 450 RPM Colt AR-15A2
 * -|Long Range =

Weight: 8 lbs

Rate of Fire: 700-950 RPM

Range: 500 metres

Ammo: 30 rounds

Muzzle Velocity: 948 m/s Cobray 37mm Grenade Launcher
 * -|Special Weapon =

Range: 400 metres

Rate of Fire: 6 RPM

Explosive Round

Isaac Washington
"I'm gonna rip your motherfucking balls off."

- Isaac Washington Isaac Washington is the foul mouthed detective out to avenge the murder of his father at the hands of Papa Caesar. He is extremely rude, foul-mouthed, and trigger-happy, punching a government agent within seconds of meeting him, and loves the "f-bomb" expletive, using it practically for every other word. He often threatens people with ripping their pussy/dick off, even if they have a lack of it. His pride is his (short-lived) car and in his music.

Desert Eagle
 * -|Close Range =

Range: 50 Metres

Muzzle Velocity: 420 m/s

Ammo: 6 Rounds Steyr TMP
 * -|Mid Range =

Range: 100 Metres

Ammo: 30 rounds

Weight: 3 lbs

Rate of Fire: 850-900 RPM Heckler & Koch XM8
 * -|Long Range =

Weight: 7.5 lbs

Rate of Fire: 750 RPM

Range: 500 metres

Ammo: 30 rounds

Muzzle Velocity: 900 m/s SPAZ-12
 * -|Special Weapon =

Range: 40 Metres

Ammo: 6 rounds

Round: 12 Gauge

X Factors
Training: Dynamite=85/Washington=80

Black Dynamite has served in the US Army and in the CIA as well as having trained in Kung Fu, giving him a wide variety of training in different skill areas. Washington has only really received police training which is nowhere near as extensive or varied as what Dynamite brings to the table.

Organisational Ability: Dynamite=75/Washington=68

Neither of these guys are really known for their tactical awareness, most of the time they just sort of walk into a place and start shooting. However Dynamite has been shown to formulate a plan and organise his troops well as showcased during his war on drugs and attack on Kung Fu Island. Washington is much more impulsive and only really shows a level of planning when fighting Boss mutants, where he has to hit a particular area to do damage.

Experience: Dynamite=88/Washington=86

As previously mentioned Dynamite has served in the CIA and the US Army and has seen combat in Vietnam as well as his battles against the various thugs and gangsters in the Hood. Washington has also seen a fair bit of combat both against criminals and the various mutants he comes across in his search for revenge. What gives Black Dynamite the edge though is the fact that most of Washington's combat is against the Undead who don't have nearly the same ability as fully functioning humans.

Quality of Troops: Dynamite=72/Washington=80

Both of these guys will be joined by their respective comrades; For Black Dynamite his Crew and for Isaac Washington the Police Force. Dynamite's crew is made up mostly of his fellow pimps with a few members of the Black Panthers and who for the most part have very little training and almost no experience out of fighting against criminals in the hood. The police officers Washington brings have more experience and better training due to their line of work and are used to going up against the exact people Dynamite is bringing to the battle.

Voting System/Notes
This will be a 5 on 5.

The Battle will take place in the neighbourhood where Black Dynamite and his Crew lives. Isaac Washington and his team of Officers have been sent to arrest Black Dynamite for his various crimes.

In order to be counted in full, votes must be at least 5 lines long or have been done in an edges format.

Anything less than 5 lines but which is competently argued and thought out will be counted as a half vote. I will inform anybody if their vote is considered a half vote and allow them to amend it to bring it up to a full point.

Irrelevant votes will not be counted at all.

I reserve the right to award a vote as half or discount it entirely for reason not mentioned here if I feel it is applicable.