User talk:El Alamein

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Sure
You just create a blog, and let people vote to see which warrior will win the battle, after all the votes are tally in a certain date on which the voting ends, then you have the choice to write a sim on how the battle plays out. if you want a little more detailed version of what i said, then check the Battle Policy

http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Deadliest_Fiction_Wiki:Battle_Policy

[[MP101}}23:54, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

The Battle of El Alamein
Nice choice for a name! That was one of my favorite WWII battles, and Bernard Montgomery is one of my favorite British generals.

Thorn When you play the game of thrones, you either win or you die.  There is no middle ground. 00:01, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

you were asking how to make a battle right? you go to the right side of the screen and find where it either says Recient blog post, or Popular blog post. and in the top right corner of the box it says create blog post. you click on that, then when it says, title, title it the name of your battle, then just let loose and have fun with it. and trust me, i am always open if you have any questions.

Tesla Man 00:45, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

Your vote on Voldemort vs Darth Vader
Hey there. In the fight Voldemort vs Darth Vader: http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:MilitaryBrat/Lord_Voldemort_vs_Darth_Vader

You seemed to be supporting and defending Voldemort. While this was so, I did not see you actually vote. So maybe you should go ahead and type a comment in vote format so that that will be tabulated, and your opinion will work towards declaring Voldemort as the deadlier warrior. I see you are quite new to this wiki, so welcome! But just to let you know, your vote most likely won't be counted unless you actively type a comment which obviously states that you vote for that specific warrior. Sorry if you already know this. Also, again, sorry if you already know this, posting a vote that does no more than state the name of the warrior will not be counted, so be sure to provide reasons for whomever you vote for.

HaydenStudios 23:08, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

Im looking forward to finnishing our rap battle next time on chat, tell me a time when you would like to finnish and well get that out of the way

The All Mighty Tesla Man

Nominations
Cast your vote in the Deadliest Fiction Awards of 2011 here! 21:49, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

==The Rise II ==

The TDBU is back and deadlier than ever when two more combatants go head to head. This installment, two of the Greek city states go head to head for the title of the Biggest, the Badest, and Deadliest warrior of the world before the age of knights. Alexander the Great versus Xerxes I, Who will lose and who will remain on top, you decide, here -->○

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Nostalgia Tournament
http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:So-Pro_Warrior/Nostalgia_Tournament:_Tommy_Oliver_%28Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers%29_vs_Snake-Eyes_%28GI_Joe%29

So-Pro Warrior 01:48, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Want to be allies in the Hunger Games tournament?

JWarrior89 16:54, March 28, 2012 (UTC) JWarrior89

Check these out
Since it says that u are a WW2 buff, check this out. RedBenjamin made this http://worldwariifiction.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WikiActivity

If you like sports, I made this wiki. It's this wiki for sports. http://mythicalsportsmatchups.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WikiActivity

Sport Shouting 02:17, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

Voldemort vs. Imhotep (re-match)
Hey there. Remember Undead RVD's fight, Imhotep vs. Voldemort?

There were a few things that I really hated about that battle:


 * Little information was provided on either warriors in the blog post.


 * While Voldemort's Horcruxes are way better of an immortality method, he had all of his horcruxes thrown away, and Imhotep's immortality not touched at all. He basically weakened Voldemort and did nothing to Imhotep at all.


 * He had a prejudice toward Voldemort going into it, and allowed that to overcome him in the comments where he was practically campaigning for Voldemort to lose. Voldemort was really being put down in that fight.


 * UndeadRVD kindof over glorified Imhotep in both the battle, and in the expert's opinion.


 * RVD's representation of Voldemort in the battle went from really patchy to abysmal. In the end, he had Voldemort fall to his knees, cry, and beg for mercy.

While all of these reasons together are adequate for a rematch, the latter alone justifies it. And I have a rematch:

Voldemort vs. Imhotep (re-match)

Your vote would be appreciated.

HaydenStudios 04:15, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Your support would be appreciated
Hey there. You are probably aware that I have done a rematch of one of UndeadRVD's fights, Imhotep vs. Voldemort. Right now, the legality of it is being tested. For it to continue, I need three people to support the cause of this rematch. If you look at the blog post for the original battle, you can probably see why I did a rematch, seeing as how he tried to tip the battle unfairly in Imhotep's favor, and wrote a battle that involved Voldemort begging for mercy. If you wish for my rematch to go on, then it would be much appreciated if you would leave a comment on my rematch's blog post announcing your support. I know that you expressed a disliking for the bias I was showing for Voldemort during the blog post, so if you don't support it, then that's though.

HaydenStudios 18:03, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

Title card
Here is the Title card you requested, if you'd like it redone or something changed feel free to say so.



▬▬Arrow▬► 01:44, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Agent Jay
You make a good point. The neuralizer is a non-leathal weapon in a sence, but it's not made to be used in a fire fight. It's what MiB uses to cover-up what happened after the fight (or whatever). Plus, I think it would be cheating (although extremly funny) if the MiB wiped the other guy's mind up until age four. ;) And finally, I have Jay going agianst Neo from The Matrix so, Neo likely can just dodge, or has some special trick up his sleeve. KevlarNinja 23:20, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

RE:
The whole reason I even did this fight was becasue of this. Which I didn't feel did either Warrior justice.

http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog%3AUrbancommando77/Genghis_Khan_and_four_Mongols_VS_Owain_Glyndwr_and_four_Welsh_Rebels

User:Swg66-Cambria ne&#39;er can yield! 21:48, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Blog and reply button, Xeno and Makhais
Hello El Alamein :)

I did not see a reply button on your posts. I'm stil knew to this whole wiki thing. If you see a book called "the Complete Idiot's Guide to Wikis", my picture is on it! I did rewrite the battle on blog format, but I cannot seem to delete the old obsolete file :(

I did put a "delete template" on it but it hasn't removed the page from the battle directory. I will be attempting to put a voting poll on the new blog post (how do you do that?).

Hope to have your thoughts on the Xenomorph vs Makhai battle!

GSFB 19:11, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

Duel of the Dual Wielders
Revy, the lethal gun woman of the Lagoon Company, known for her dual Beretta Handguns

VS

Bandou, the ex-SAT officer who, armed with dual Desert Eagles, fights a war on mutants known as Diclonius

WHO IS DEADLIEST!?

Vote Here. SPARTAN 119 20:33, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

WWII Paratrooper Battle
Err so I just wanted you to check out my battle because it's related with WWII and Arrow reccommended you and said it was okay if I left a message here. I'm a new guy and it's a pain to get noticed. If you wouldn't mind I would like you to vote here.

Happy anniversary DF/awards
Just use this message on talk pages In celebration of the wiki's second anniversary on the 22nd, you receive this special badge. as well as the FirstBlood awarad. You can place Them on your user page using the codes

00:53, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Wiki about Guns
This is the Webstie which tells which only (Real Guns) were in this Movie, TV Show, Video Game, etc.

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Main_Page

Type in the name of the Movie, TV, Game etc and it shows the list of guns from those.

Spy Tournament Problem
Yeah i need you to change your loadout in the spy tournament please, if you do not your entry will be ignored. ethank14 01:54, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Vote on My Battle?
El Alamein could you vote on my Battle? Please.

http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:So-Pro_Warrior/3_Way_Battle:_N.E.S.T._vs._U.N.I.T._vs._S.H.I.E.L.D._%28MCU%29

The Warrior of the Universe So-Pro Warrior 05:25, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Re:
Well first of all forget using The Jokerz (which i said before), another good battle to go for your Joker vs. Joker theme would be The Joker Gang from Batman: The Animated Series vs. The Joker Gang from TDK.

00:54, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

East vs West, Classic vs Modern!
Sakura Kyouko, the dark deconstruction of the cliche anime "magical girl", whose main adversaries are monsters are known as "witches"

VS

The Witch King of Angmar (see what I did there?), the leader of the nine Nazgul who serve the dark lord Sauron

WHO IS DEADLIEST!?

User blog:SPARTAN 119/Kyouko Sakura (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) vs The Witch King of Angmar (Lord of the Rings)

SPARTAN 119 (talk) 20:38, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Black Powder Battle of East vs West
Oda Nobunaga, the Japanese daimyo who fought unify the warring feudal states and defeated the elite Takeda cavalry with innovative pike and musket tactics.

VS

Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish king who challenged the armies of the Catholic League and the Holy Roman Empire with innovative military tactics.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

Vote here

SPARTAN 119 (talk) 22:09, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

Re: About the Expert's Opinions
Hey there. Sorry about some pages that I've rencently been revamping but left without expert's opinions for the battles. The problem is, for those that I left without one, I wasn't easily able to quickly obtain reliable information with which to write one. I assure you that the existence of expert's opinions is just as important to me as it is to you, as I have written expert's opinions on about 70% of all battles I've come across during my revamping activities that were previously without them. It's also probably just as much a pet peeve of mine as it is yours to clean up after others who didn't write expert's opinions on their battles. The problem is that when I see a battle that has been without an expert's opinion, a lot of the time I'm not too familiar with either warriors and the blog post wasn't thorough enough for me to formulate an opinion. So then I try to sum up what the comments in the blog post said in favor of the warrior who won, and trust that said voter knew what he was talking about. Unfortunately, sometimes even that isn't an alternative, as during the past few days I was revamping pages of reality warriors, and reality matchups were kinda the thing when this wiki was really new. And when this wiki was new, blog posts received very few comments, and voting in polls was a lot more popular back then than voting in comments. And back then, if you voted via comments, you didn't have to provide any reasons as to why said warrior was deadlier. You were able to just say their name. And to formulate an opinion under these circumstances could even at times require you to buy the video game starring said warrior, or put the time into watching an LP. Which I'm really not prepared to do. Once again, I'm almost certain that this is just as important to me as it is to you, but sometimes I just can't write an expert's opinion, and can't easily enough acquire the information necessary to write a competent expert's opinion. I write one when I can, which is about 70% of the time, but sometimes there are blog posts that just didn't receive any votes with sufficient information at all. Lately when I can't write one, I put "Please consider a contribution by writing an expert's opinion as to why this warrior won." where the expert's opinion whould be, in the hope of persuading someone to write one. I'm sorry that I haven't been able to do this on every single battle, but it's the most I can do, and I write one when I can. I hope you understand.

HaydenStudios (talk) 23:45, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

User blog:SPARTAN 119/Ryouko Tanbou (Saya No Uta) vs Xenomorph x5 (Alien series)
Ryouko Tanbou, the Japanese psychiatrist who took on a mad scientist, a serial killer, and an alien horror from another dimension

VS

Five Xenomorphs, terrifying alien predators that are masters of stealth.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

Link to battle in title above.

SPARTAN 119 (talk) 21:55, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

== Comment please==

I made a battle between Scorpion and Tengu Shredder and I know you are used to history but I have pictures if you don't know what the weapons are.

Gigantigersaurus (talk) 22:53, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

The battle is finished, want to see?

Gigantigersaurus (talk) 22:50, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hey EA
Can u make me a title card for Robert Neville vs Deadshot? I left pictures for you to choose from on the blog.

$P0RT $H0UT!NG 23:35, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Re:About the Theme Song
Sup

Sup
Westbrook87 (talk) 05:25, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

El Alamein: Look, before I discuss your comment I want to say something. There is a difference between us that can’t be argued with logic or rationality.

That issue is why I should let those “10-year olds” get away with that crap.

You’re right, the wiki is mostly populated by those mythical ten-year olds. The problem is, what can I do about it? There are hundreds of battles, no, articles, which need a makeover. I can’t do it, you can’t do it, no one guy can “fix” all the crap. Which is why the Wes Ranting posts exist. I try to spurn, to outrage, to piss people off! I try to make people think! I don’t care if they are angry at me, I don’t care if I’m banned or not. Its simply easier to make people think if they are angry. Even if what they think about is how much I suck, its still thinking. And maybe, just maybe, they’ll change.

There is no way you or I can argue about this, because it all boils down to: how much slack should we give?

So I’m not going to mention it further, and I’d appreciate it if you don’t either.

And yes, the warning on top of the post said people will get offended. What I didn’t expect was everyone taking it so freaking personally.

Oh, and about the Holmes/Moriarity example. I understand what you are trying to say. You are saying that because Holmes was a drug addict and Moriarity was a trained fighter, Moriarity would win 9 times out of 10, and would therefore be the winner in Deadliest Fiction.(If not, correct me)

Methinks you are seeing it from the wrong angle. First, Holmes “won” because he had stopped Moriarity’s plot. (In the books) Moriarity was pursuing Holmes because he already lost. Holmes had effectively destroyed his crime ring, and the fight in Reichenbach Falls was the climax of Moriarity’s revenge, a fight where Holme’s brains would be of little help. In the movies, again, Moriarity’s plot was foiled, and the fight was (again) one of revenge. Since the books didn’t give a visual representation, I’m assuming you meant the movies.

Second, in the end, Holmes won. Moriarity lost because he could not predict what Holmes had planned. Holmes used the enviromental hazard, and Moriarity could’ve done it. However, Moriarity did not see it! It is my belief that Moriarity would lose ten times out of ten, because he was ultimately unable to do what Holmes could.

If a bird flew by, and Moriarity was distracted, I would agree with you. But the result of the battle was caused by Holmes’ standard ingenuity, not by convenience or luck.

Finally, if I were trying to act superior to “the rest of you heathens,” why would I call it Wes Ranting? I would put something like; A Message, or; The Truth. The reason why I insult the wiki has been discussed above(1st paragraph). If I do sound like an arrogant douchebag, why am I responding and agreeing with the stuff you and others have said?***

Oh, and I have contributed. I try to edit stuff, fix grammar errors, and stay in touch with canon. The problem started with me trying to fix a battle. You can probably guess how well that went. At the time, I didn’t know how the wiki worked. When I did know, I wrote this post. As you can see, I haven’t been here long.

Postscript: Was the article amusing at all?

Post-postscript: And an archer is probably more stealthy than a SEAL. And probably more physically stronger as well. And a bow is more lethal than a gunshot. Since both weapons are one-hit kills, it basically boils down to who’s faster/who’s a better shot. Seems equal to me.


 * coincidentally, its also a way to vent my rage.
 * oh, and the author actually made Holmes die with Moriarity, but it got retconned because of the fan backlash. He must have thought along the same lines
 * Thor vs Superman. Epic.

Charles XII of Sweden vs. Tipu Sultan of Mysore
I require votes (again) on one of my battles. It's a history one so I think it'll be good:

http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ReyesRebels/King_Charles_XII_of_Sweden_vs._Tipu_Sultan_of_Mysore

This involves King Charles XII of Sweden facing off against Tipu Sultan. Who will win? The Swedish Terminator or the Lion of Mysore?

Tyler D&#39;Ambrosio (talk) 06:02, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

Army vs Army
Hello EA. You're a trusted user. Are you willing to host a battle between my army and RSV 123's army? If you are, then our armies are on the users pages. Thanks. Respond ASAP. Cfp3157 (talk) 03:03, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Hosting an Army Battle
Thanks. I will contact you for further info. Here is what I know: I am going to attempt to convince RSV to do three weapons. To keep this as fair as possible, can you write the battle? Finally, I shall change the Napoleonic Cavalry to Mongols only because of Genghis Khan. Thank you and have a wonderful day. Cfp3157 (talk) 04:02, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

Can we just meet on chat? It'll be easier. Cfp3157 (talk) 04:14, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, I assumed you weren't coming. Cfp3157 (talk) 04:24, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

Talk sig button
Just a quick test, If you like it, then I'll show how to add it.

To test it, try leaving me a message at http://foodtest.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Arrow7000

Go to source and you'll see a line of buttons at the top left, on the right end of which you will see a blank button. When you click on it it should add your template and inside. (this will add a working time stamp for you). Nevermind, that feature did not work -_- You can however add  or a regular sig in there if you really want a timestamp.

P.S. I know it adds a ....Just ignore that for now lol —Arrow (talk) → 21:42, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

The time has come.
The card is brillant. RSV may disagree, but here is how I disigned my army: to counter his. My elephants vs his, my Wallachians to counter his Rajputs, my Germans to counter his Romans, etc. He may want it differently. Go talk to him now. Thanks for doing this for me. Cfp3157 (talk) 02:16, August 13, 2012 (UTC)

Also, post my X-factor and Fatlity: Is extremly ruthless and ambitious. Also has a wonderful tactiful mind.

Fatality: I slash the arteries on the back of his legs, the stab my sword in his chest. As he falls down, he tears his sword out while thrusting his Sarissa into the wound and impaling it on him. Cfp3157 (talk) 02:49, August 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hate to be a jerk
I hate to be a sore loser, but can you please make a new version of the amry vs army? I made a very flawed army and, after spending the last couple of days of thinking about it, I have created an army that I hope will be more evenly matched against RSV's. If you don not wish to change it, then I am okay with that. Sincerely, the ninja. Cfp3157 (talk) 19:38, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

RE:
Don't worry man. It's fine. Sorry about the swearing, I appreciate what you've done, and again, don't worry about it. BTW, would it stand a better chance than my last one? Thanks, the ninja. HIIIIIIIIII-YAH!!! Cfp3157 (talk) 00:33, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Talk template button
Alright I've done uploaded the button image and wrtten the code for you so all you have to do is copy this code: if ( mwCustomEditButtons ) { mwCustomEditButtons[mwCustomEditButtons.length] = { "imageFile": "http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/central/images/0/03/EA_talk.png", "speedTip": "Talk Template", "tagOpen": "", "sampleText": "Insert text" }; }

Into this page http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User:El_Alamein/global.js then just clear your cache and it should add the custom button.

Just a note, your talk template will only work here, if you want to use it on other wikis you'll need to add two other templates.

Feel free to ask me if you need anything else —Arrow (talk) → 03:14, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Battle Status Update
Just so you know voting ends Friday on my meta vs predator fight.

Expert's Opinion
Hey EA. I know its kinda early, but do you wanna do an expert's opinion for my Gurka vs Waffen SS match? I know how much you like WW2 stuff. I would like it to be about three paragraphs, but please, no more than five. Anyway, later. Cfp3157 (talk) 04:09, September 9, 2012 (UTC)

Edges need completion
Hey El, you still haven't finished your edges for my fight.

Arkantos Awaken....
Firstly, I want to thank you that you hosted the battle of my army vs. Cfp's, it was great. I am sorry that I can thank you earlier. By the way I think you like Arkantos very much, so did I! So if you want you can give the Expert opinion for Arkantos in my battle between Arkantos vs Arthus and if you want you can also write the battle, it is not needed right now I will tell you when the time comes. I will wait your reply.

RSV 123 (talk) 15:43, October 26, 2012 (UTC)

Expert's Opinion
Sorry to disturb you again, can you give expert opinion for either Alexander or Genghis Khan for my battle.

RSV 123 (talk) 07:48, October 27, 2012 (UTC)

Be my guest
You are more than welcome to give expert opinion for Alexander. By the ways do you know some buddy who can give expert opinion foe Genghis Khan?

RSV 123 (talk) 06:42, October 28, 2012 (UTC)

Season 2
Sup EA! Cfp3157 here, and I love the new season ideas. My qustion is if I can do a few arguments for the following: Beranrd or Patton, Doc Ock, Gabriel Van Helsing, and Beowolf. Thanks. May O also suggest Saxon Huskarl vs Persian Immortal? Cfp3157 (talk) 15:52, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

Expert opinion
Please send the expert opinion for Alexander .The weapons-

Close- Kopis vs. Turko-mongol sword

Mid range- Xyston vs. Jida lance

Long range- Toxotes bow vs. Mongol recurve bow

Special- Labrys axe vs. Flanged mace

Armor- Bronze helmet, bronze cuirass and aspis vs. Steel lamellar and steel helmet

It will be 5 vs. 5 match

Please send quickly

RSV 123 (talk) 10:44, November 4, 2012 (UTC)

Badgering you for some opinions
Hey EA,

I have placed a comment on Leo's blog post consisting of a list of proposed unfair battles, but it has not had the necessary supporters to get any more than two, and getting more people to reply to it is like trying to squeeze water out of rocks. At this point, I've finally gotten desperate enough to have to advertise on people's talk pages. So I would be very grateful if you would be ever-so kind as to help some of the battles on that list that haven't gotten three supporters yet to get that, so that they can be removed.

HaydenStudios (talk) 01:30, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

Expert's Opinion
I desperatly need opinions. I know your an expert in 20th century warfare, so can I please get an oopinion for either the British Dragoon or the Cossack? Thank you. Cfp3157 (talk) 22:02, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Expert's Opinion.
Okay. No Cossack vs Dragoons. I do need one for the Spetsnaz though. They are going against MACV-SOG by Kite. Thank you. --Cfp3157 (talk) 01:15, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Expert's Opinion
Can I have an expert's opinion for ANY of my matches. Thank you. Cfp3157 (talk) 15:46, December 31, 2012 (UTC)