User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Hell School: The Joke Tourney/@comment-35680048-20181025135150

Name; Boris the Very Equal

Background: One day Boris was in high school and he was being beat up by some upper-class rich kids like usual, when a potato slammed straight into one of the bullies

Appearance: 5"9 150lbs, blue eyes, massive moustache, Soviet hat

Badass Level: 1917 (like the Revolution)

Age: 17

Sex: Soviet ( The only pronoun allowed is Comrade)

Favorite Song: The Anthem of the Soviet Union of course

Favorite Food: Nothing, Soviets don't need to eat

Close: Duel-Wield Tokarevs- The ultimate definition of badass is a duel wielding Soviet with his Vodka and these Tokarevs  has round that will instantly kill any Capitalists who is unfortunate enough to be in contact with a  round of these pistols.

Mid:PPSH-41 with Unlimited ammunition- The PPSH-41 was already the coolest SMG to ever exist, why not let it use unlimited ammo? The industrial might of the Soviet Union can easily supply all the rounds

Long: SVT-40 with adjustable PU scope

Special: RGD-33 with Uranium in it- As the USSR had a great about of nuclear weapons in it's time why the hell wouldn't Boris have some nuclear material on his person. As a result, it leaves

Iconic: Hammer and Sickle combination- Less of a weapon and more of a shield, when Boris puts these symbols of freedom from profit and evil together, everyone in the immediate area is pushed back with great force

Armor: Nothing, what Soviet would rely on armor made from the suffering of the working class?

Abilities:

- Immunity to Radiation/Sickness and cold: Being so used to the cold and nuclear weapons, Boris is unaffected by cold weather or just about

-Soviet Strength/Durability: Boris is endowed with the power of all the working class, and is able to overpower others

-Instant detection of "Capitalists": Boris can immediately discern who does and doesn't benefit from Capitalism and how his weapons will

-Leon Trotsky's Spirit ( Think like Star Platinum or The World from JJBA):  Leon has come back from the grave to support a true comrade suffering  under capitalist regimes and has various abilities of his own. Like any other stand, Leon is able to deflect and
 * "Permanent Revolution": When Leon utters "Permanent Revolution",  various soviet spirits appear around Boris and pull out various rifles, SMG's, pistols, Machetes, hammers and sickles etc. and charge straight at any enemy Boris has.
 * "Seize the Means" After saying this, all weapons and all utilities  of Boris's enemy are forced from their hands and destroyed