User blog comment:Jackythejack/Kids on Melancholy Hill: Noodle vs Gluk’oza/@comment-25253035-20191203063107

Tommy Gun vs Skorpion-like Gun: When it comes to firearms, the newer and more advanced the weapon is, the better. That being said, Gluk'oza's weapon doesn't really offer much for her. It has a shorter magazine and probably a shorter rate of fire. Granted it fires the larger round but that's that. Noodle certainly has the better machine gun and the skills to use them. It has the larger magazine, foregrips and shoulder stocks to make aiming more accurate. Besides these Noodle can kill a pilot with it while said pilot is riding towards her in a combat plane. And that's just badass.

Edge: Noodle

Katana vs Two Katanas: I don't really think katanas are supposed to be dual-weilded unless you are Miyamoto Musashi. And even if Gluk'oza can do so, there's no doubt that Noodle as a Japanese super-soldier is more adept in using it, and that superhuman physicality allows her to be twice more dangerous than the Russian.

Edge: Noodle

Superhuman Physicality vs Grenades: Hmmm... Gluk'oza's grenades seem to lack lethality. I might categorize it as a concussion grenade, offering blinding light and some explosive power but no shrapnel. The only ptoblem is that the Russian will have a hard time trying to kill a fast moving, agile acrobatic superhuman like Noodle with that grenade. And besides, Noodle survived a car explosion, so puny concussion grenades won't be a problem.

Edge: Noodle

Final Verdict: Hands down the Japanese drummer girl wins this. Not only does she have the better submachine gun, but she is faster, stronger and more durable. The Russian popstar seems to be more experienced fighting a variety of enemies, but in the end Noodle has the better weapons and physicality to win the fight.

Winner: Noodle