User blog comment:Pygmy Hippo 2/Sawyer Family (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) vs. Sonozaki Family (Higurashi When They Cry)/@comment-28716800-20180623085139

Battlefan237's House of 1,000,000,000 corpses edges :

I was initially rooting for Sonozaki Family, considering the fact that they've fought off Yakuza assassins while the Sawyer's Family mainly targetted unarmed civillians that bumped into their property by accident (occasionally fighting off policemen). However, after taking a look at the setting, I have to have my vote changed to Sawyer's Family. The major reason why Leatherface and his whacky family will come on top is that the fight will take place in their new restaurant. As showcased in the movies, the Sawyers are masters of making great use of homefield advantage. Everytime their opponents get lured into their household, they'll always tackle them by fooling them around and launching surprise attacks, which I'm pretty sure they'll be able to pull out in this scenario. Apart from this, I assume that there'll be certain number of traps and convert weapons scattered around their new restaurant which will work perfectly in the Sawyer's favor, considering the Sawyer's defensive and tricky nature.

As for the weapons, the stun gun and hunting knife are outclassed by the Sawyer's family's efficient butcher tools. The water pistol will be utterly useless (seriously you're gonna try to threat Leatherface or chop top with a fake pistol ? Really, really bad idea).

tbc