User blog comment:Lasifer/Zombies and Guts Galore!/@comment-2149911-20120215025219

time to start this mutha f--kin loadout!

Melee: A 12 inch survival knife with a portable bong on the bottom of the hilt

Close Range: A muthaf-kin metal bong shaped like a Colt M1911 that serves as a functional pistol with an 8 round mag and other uses....

Medium Range: a bong made from indestructable glass that is able to shout out giant ganja cannonballs with enough force to break a brick wall.

Long Range: A sniper rifle shaped bong that functions like a Remington 700 sniper and shoots exploding bullets.

Explosive: A bomb shaped like a giant spiff.

Special: a trained immune pet African Elephant named "Gong Razor"

Equipment: A s--t ton of OG ganja and hash, my Ipod, and a cuban flag bandana

Trait: Physically Fit, Survival Skills, and a amateur music historian