User blog comment:Tesla Man/Big, Bad, and Deadliest: Rise of the TDBU/@comment-4328703-20120301215455/@comment-4693949-20120302191339

I'll be the historian:

Name: Johnson.

Ethnicity: American.

How I got to Russia: Contracted for the TDBU project for mah skillz.

Backstory: Ever scince he was little Johnson had been fasinated with genarals and thier conquests, as he got older he became one of the top historians in the world and he had always wondered what would happen if two generals who never fought had a battle. He is smart, clever and a prankster.

University: UCSC of California.