Black Knight (Monty Python)

"Tis' only a flesh wound."

- Black Knight, after having both arms hacked off by King Arthur

The Black Knight: a scourge of Aurthurian Britain in the Dark Ages, a Powerful yet horseless warrior who guards an unnamed bridge in the english Countryside. This warrior had slain untold souls before entering battle against King Arthur, who likewise, was, well horseless (save for his squire, who banged coconuts to stimulate horse walk). During the battle, King Arthur hacked off all of the Black Knight's arms and limbs, yet the warrior showed no signs of feeling pain or imminent death from bloodloss. Indeed, like a Zombie, he kept on fighting, vowing t use his jaws against the King's legs! Unfourtunately, King Arthur, having succeeded in securing the bridge, left the Black Knight in his delsusions of Knightly Valor. Still, a horseless, limb-less Black Knight, though no longer formidable, could still inspire fear among the countryfolk for decades!

In our battles, he will not be limbless, though by the end of each, me may still be...