User blog comment:Undead RVD/Saints Row the Third Tournament: Mr. M. C. F--ker vs Fire Cat/@comment-11048590-20130114022633

K. I'm just going to pop in a vote out-of-character here. My Superfly Pimp is going to take this, with trouble and difficulty, yes, but he'll still prevail in the end for a couple key reasons.

First off, he has a superior melee weapon. Yes. While both of these insane warriors bring in the exact same weapon, an extremely large purple dildo, I take melee. Why? Well, I have the Melee Power upgrade, making my melee attacks even stronger.

I will admit, the Cat does bring in better pistols and sub-machine guns because of his duel-wielding upgrades, but, I bring in the better Shotgun. The Grave Digger does spread fire, yeah, and packs a punch in close range, but AS3 Ultimax will pack more of a punch in both close, AND mid range. My AS3 brings in more range, a larger magazine, faster reload, and a faster rate of fire, along with a grip and sight, giving me a more accurate, take down shot.

Then, Rifles, the TOGO-13 packs in great power at mid and long ranges, great rate of fire, and a 30 round box magazine. However, my Viper Laser Rifle has more effective range, superior rate of fire, great accuracy, and does not need to be reloaded. AT ALL. Check. Mate.

I'm also going to be taking explosive. The Satchel Charge may not weigh a lot like my Launcher, and it could be placed somewhere for a tactical advantage, but my M2 Launcher could be aimed and reloaded, getting it the advantage.

Me and the Cat both pack the same Special weapon, the Sonic Boom, even.

As for Homies, Fire Cat has 15 zombies to back him up, and I have 3 armed Strippers. Me and my Homies could take the zombies out without to much difficulty.

WINNER-M.C. MOTHAF--KAH DA FOURTH! My edges in Long range, shotgun, melee, and  explosive will help me dominate in nearly all ranges. Along with one important factor, my Bullet Damage resistance, a key thing in the fight.