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15th: Ningen. I think we all agree on this one. Its allergy to cringe will mean it'll die instantly upon beginning to exist.

14th: Owlman. Him being merely peak human means he'll be outgunned by most unholy demons in terms of physical power and his arsenal is average at best. His parkour skills and smarts won't really do him any help.

13th: EA kattos: RIP cattos you will not be missed for I am doggo boi lmao Personal bias towards dogs and against cats aside, the Kat gang doesn't quite have the right weapons or any real kind of special abilities to stand against the unholy demons they're facing.

12th: Putin. His tanks and the power of Mother Russia will get him above the bozos above, but he still doesn't quite have what it takes to kill most other abominations. His weakness to girly hugs will also probably get him killed about here.

11th: Tiger Master Ken. His massive durability will let him survive until here bubt his relative lack of offensive power will mean he'll be getting beaten down one-sidedly and get annihilated eventually.

10th: Mecha Hippoman. He'll probably just get beaten up in a one-sided beatdown because of his speed, but his suit will allow him to survive all the way up to here, when he'll probably just explode or something.

9th: Beastie Boy via having the same alias as a troll over in Carnivora forum who used to trigger me and a bunch of other bozos and make us rage at him for hours without end. Also, his telekinesis will probably allow him to deflect most attacks sent at him, but he'll probably get overwhelmed by sheer danmaku at this point.

8th: Serenity. Anime was a mistake. Magic isn't real. Begone thot.

7th: Edgy Deadinside. His mirror of TRU DAHKNESS can kill most people, but will be utterly useless against the cute neko waifus who are absolutely innocent. His weapons are edgy 'n all but yeah, he's getting his head eaten around here especially since cats are, you know, predators, and this guy has horns aka he's an herbivore and nature dictates that Carns>Herbs.

6th: Boris the Equal. The power of Soviet Russia and the revolution will let him get all the way over here, but then he has to face true pain. The Soviet weapons he carries will mean he can keep most at bay, but most importatly Soviet Russia has been known to slay a bunch of thots in their existence. However, the mounstrous beings of doom below will ultimately overpower even the proletariat.

5th: Big Ass Bio. I guess I'll put him here, I'm too lazy to read everything. One thing's for sure though, his regeneration will let him survive for a pretty long time, but eventually he'll be forced to self destruct or whatever, leading to....

4th: xXsefiroFintheshadoUsXx. Because anime laws dictate so, she'll sacrifice herself to defend her more innocent counterpart from the explosion caused by BAB's death. With her dying breath she'll tell her waifu that she was an idiot, the she was always a pain in the ass, but that all in all she really did love her beyong anything and that if reincarnation is real, she wishes to reincarnate in anything that can be close to her. This will snap something inside Elizabeth-chan which will cause her to break her limiters and gain unimaginable power beyond anything she ever had. Quickly, she'll try to go on the attack and finish off Donald Trumpman who was the one to kill BAB in the first place.

3rd: Elizabeth Neko. Only to get backstabbed by Arctodus, who until then had shown herself as an ally of the neko couple. However, as she's donutted King Crimson style, Short Face will tell her to close her eyes and tell her what she sees. In front of Elizabeth, she'll see her suposedly dead lover smiling and waving at her. She'll tell the happy news to Arctodus, all the while coughing blood, and ask the bear if she can go and join her AU self. With SF softly telling her to go wherever she wants now that she's completely free and that she'll be joining them soon too, Elizabeth will die with a smile, running up to her girlfriend and taking her hand as they run towards the skies. Short Face, with the cat's corpse in her arms, will slowly lay her down on the ground, and look back at the Edge Neko's corpse to see her smiling too. Seeing the two cats finally happy forever and Elizabeth free of her tragedy and not having to face the overwhelming suffering she would face in a fight against Trumpman, she gets ready for her unavoidable death and activates Wild Release.

2nd: Arctodus "Short Face" Angustidens. FUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! DIE, YOU ABOMINATION! DIE DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR- oh, wait a second, is this on? Oshit, umm.... With Wild Release activated, she'll charge forward and begin an onslught of attacks at Trumpman, who will quickly summon the wall to defend himself. However, seeing this, Short Face will unleash ZA WARUDO! TOKI YO TOMARE! and launch a dual "SHINESHINESHINESHINE!" stand rush against the wall. Once time flows once again, the wall will be shattered, much to Trumpman's surprise, making him open to attacks from the Bear Friend. As the two begin colliding, with the Bear Paw Mace and the Bigass Sword making sparks as they collide, and Short Face will eventually knock the blade out of Trump's hands. However, as she moves in for the final blow, claws bared to be able to feel the blood in her hands, Trumpman will pull out his One Shot Pistol. A single shot to the head, and it's over. However, as Short Face starts blacking out, she'll see the two nekos in the horizon, waiting for her during the whole fight. Yelling at them not to leave her behind, she'll run up to them and the three Friends will end their happy lives. As the aura of Wild Release starts fading away, and she falls to her knees, a smile comes to her face. Now, they could finally reach happiness, forever.

' NUMBER 1: DONALD TRUMPMAN! YO, BEGONE THOT YA BLOODY ANIMALISTIC LITERAL BITCHES! YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVED YOU COULD TAKE ON THE UNMATCHED POWER OF FREE AMERICA!? HAH! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU BUILDING A WALL AS WELL AS I DO! BEGONE THOT BIATCH! '