User blog comment:WanderingSkull/Invader Zim vs. Perry The Platypus/@comment-5078776-20130810123713

CFP3157'S EDGES OF MASSIVE DESTRUCTION AND MIDGET WARRIORS!!!

Close Range: Zim

The PAK wins, it grants Zim a farther reach, higher mobility, and offers far more versatility than the Buzzsaw. Whlile the Saw is very powerful, it's to restricted to win this edge.

Mid Range: Perry

While the crossbow is longer to reload, Perry is both smart and stealthy enough to put his much more accurate and practical weapon to use. The Organ Harvestor may be a one-shot kill, but it lacks the range the crossbow has and is much harder to use regularly in combat.

Long Range: Zim

Perry is shown to use a laser gun VERY rarely. (I'd rather've used the baseball gun for special and grappling hook her, but heh.) Meanwhile, Zim has been thoroughly trained in the use of a laser. Plus, his laser is hotter.

Special: Even

GIR and the grappling hook both have ups and downs here. The Grappling Hook can take the laser away from Zim, Perry can use it to manuever across the battlefield into new hiding spots, and he can possibly rip a limb off of GIR's body. However, while he's VERY unreliable, GIR can be a devastating force when put into duty mode.

Winner: Perry the Platypus 

Honestly, Perry is a very intelligent and crafty warrior. He dances around dimwits with better arsenals all the time, both Doofenshmirtz and his strong but idiotic hencman Norm. I can see Perry being smart enough to hide away long enough to discover GIR's X-factor in this fight. Zim is a pathetic idiot, and he'll probably receive a few punches to the face before he starts yelling "Get into Duty Mode GIR. You're useless if you don't!" Once Perry can get rid of the problem of GIR, his martial arts, agility, and intelligence will allow him to defeat Zim, albiet just barely.