User blog comment:Appelmonkey/RED Team vs. Overwatch/@comment-34942931-20191110165733

Jacky’s “Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery” edges

Speed fuckers: Scout wins. Tracer May be more advanced in tech but good god having that chronal accelerator just out in the open is probably the worst thing for her. She actually almost had it shot during her fight against Widowmaker, and Doomfist showed that she moves in a predictable enough pattern to tear it off. Not to say that Scout is gonna pick up on that real easily but at least Scout doesn’t have an obvious weakpoint. Scout is also just tougher, what with the RPG shot. And, jeez, with Bonk! even if Tracer lands her bomb on him he can just take a few sips and fucking ignore it. Good times. Scout takes this. Edge: RED

Old fucks: OW. Soldier unpredictably moving around doesn’t hold a candle to the fucking aimbot that 76 has because he’s cheap. He can also heal himself as well and generally he should probably be faster. I don’t like playing soldier because he’s slow anyways. Edge; OW

A Song of Ice and Fire: Thus isn’t up for debate. Pyro wins. Better mobility, a literal hard counter to just about all of Mei’s arsenal. The only thing that might give him a problem is Snowball but Blizzard and the pass gas thing are sorta similar anyways so I can see him smashing the robot real quickly. Any icicles Mei shoots gets deflected so like...whatever. She’s not gonna be helpful. Her main purpose, the ice walls, also gets fucked.

Scots vs Germans: Scotsman wins. Though the black Scottish cyclops is basically drunk all of the time, he’s incredibly useful inna fight. Reinhardt’s shield won’t personally mean much in this fight due to the fact that grenades bounce off environment and such. Sticky bombs are also a bitch as it blocks off Reinhardt’s, and any other OW members, approach. He’s also really skilled with a sword up close, but that’s more for considering him against other mercenaries. Reinhardt would kill him in CQC, but with sticky jumping...ain’t gonna get too close. Edge; RED

Damn Dirty Ape: The russian takes this as well. Winston May be smart and have a shield to protect him, but anything with rapid fire sorta fucks yo that shield, the same with his armor due to the chip damage. Hell, pretty sure Winston’s physicality isn’t even an issue because Heavy could just wrestle the damn ape, and Winston not using a gun in primal range means that he’s gonna get outrange. He already gets outraged anyways, considering the mini gun has more range than the Tesla gun. Heavy being able to heal himself is just icing on the proverbial cake. Tbf, Winston does have more mobility and it could fuck heavy up a little but I don’t see it working in the long run.

Southern vs Swede: Let’s be honest Engi is so much fucking better. Torbjorn’s turrets are honestly kinda shit and leave much to be desired, and he has to be on the front likes to provide his teammates armor, putting himself in harms way. Engineer can help the slower people get to the front lines, give people ammo and health, and kill bitches real easily. His variety of weapons only helps him protect himself and his sentries and machines. Not much of a debate here. Engineer is much more useful and much deadlier.

Hippocratic? More like Hypocritical!: