User blog comment:Geekboy27/A-OWMT Obama vs Scudders p. Keratosis/@comment-5043545-20140304003705

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Weapons: 'Obama's lightsaber-esque sword is a good weapon along with his crossbow, but in the end they simply lack the amount of options, Scudders has over his foe. Scudders is offering explosives, melee weapons and a strangely modified hat that can fire a cannonball. Obama's lack of choices compared to Scudders grand vareity of choices and surprise weapons ultimately give him the edge. EDGE: Scudders P. Keratosis

Abilities/Magic: Once again Scudders pulls out another edge, but it's closer than the one above. Fire magic and lightning magic are simple but work well in just about every occasion. Scudders although simply offers ways to do massive damage provided those squids land on their target. Pissomancy is simple and can be used to blind the opponent rather being lethal. Plus the fact he can basically destroy someone's bladder is effective yet unexpected weapons. Overall Scudders takes this due to combination of distraction and lethal magic. EDGE: Scudders P. Keratosis

Mounts: I actually think this is the first time we've ever had two warriors battle each other and have mounts in this tourney. That being said however I think Scudders' mount is actually more fit for combat and is quicker for combat despite being weird. EDGE: Scudders P. Keratosis

Deadliest Warrior: Scudders P. Keratosis- If you've seen my edges above and the votes below then you could pretty much guess that Scudders was going to take this. Both characters have their own respective joke perspectives, but in the end Lassy's character is ultimately designed to have a greater ability in combat. Obama beat his opponent in the previous round due to his greater equipment and the same goes for here. Scudders simply out varities Obama with a more effective yet unexpected aresenal of weapons at his disposal.