User blog comment:Affectos/Second Chance Fortress: Queen Elizabeth I vs Heavy/@comment-5795750-20131129040154

BG1's "In Soviet Russia, Minigun carries You" Edges:

Main Weapon: Obviously Liz's Chain, Chain, Chaingun is far superior to Sasha given its unlimited ammo capacity and RoF

EDGE: 2CH

Secondary: I actually have to give this to Rule Britannia since given Heavy's build, it is likely he will have a hard time getting up after he is knocked down and while the Famoly Business is very deadly I will have to concede that maybe the amount that Liz heals by is more than the damage the shotgun delivers

EDGE: 2CH

Melee: Easily goes to the Fists of Steel since it is truly designed to kill compared to the Gauntlets that only act as a fashion accessory

EDGE: TF2

X-Factors

Calm Under Fire: Of course Liz gets this edge, and why not? Saying 'Hello' in a cheery voice while being attacked or carrying around a massive minigun and slaughtering people is a definite sign that Liz is unnaturally calm

EDGE: 2CH

Killer Instinct: Even as a member of a corporate army, the Heavy is already a person who wants to fire his gun whenever he gets the chance to show who the tougher guy is. Touching Sasha, Heavy himself or his Sandvich adds insult to the injury and makes Heavy very very mad

EDGE: TF2

Physicality: I have mentioned before that one disadvantage of Heavy's build is the fact he might take a bit longer to get up but despite that, Heavy is powerful enough to hold Sasha and carry the minigun around to the point he can toss it up it the air and hug it close to his chest without any effort; for Liz though, she does have enough to barely lift her minigun and while it is lighter than Sasha, this edge also comes down to the decision of who is the faster of the two with their minigun firing. The answer I got to say is Heavy given his strength with Sasha. All in all, Heavy get this edge here

EDGE: Heavy

Overall Winner: Despite her more powerful minigun and healing factor, I actually see Heavy Weapons Guy come out on top here since he has more experience wielding his gun than Liz (being part of a corporate army for a long while > coming out of a clone lab to battle an apocalypse), he is in greater shape than Liz and actually can run and hide very quickly with his weapons than Liz could. Sure Liz has the Rule Britannia healing factor and yes I did say the health it replenishes might be greater than that of a shotgun but I can only see one of two things happening as soon as both are heavily injured and Liz is using Rule Britannia - either the health boost she gets is limited and small or she takes too long to be restored to full health, leaving Liz vulnerable to attack giving Heavy the win

(lets see you counter that you dumb anon that can't spell)