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Trading Blows: Tenderizers vs Rendering Mods
Affectos: I'm looking at the Tenderizers and thinking 'Will those nails push back into my hands when I throw a punch?'  The Rendering Mod on the other hand has a bar holding the blades in place. Edge: Rendering Mods

Utter Noob: The rendering mod is clearly better made for combat. Edge: Rendering Mods

Sir Awesomeo: Brass Knuckles alone are much stronger. While the MMA Gloves may be comfortable, but in a fight, you don't want to be comfortable, you want power. Edge: Rendering Mods

Overall Edge: Rendering Mods

Mid Range Massacare: Paddle Saw vs Ripper Mod
Affectos: Another quality issue arises with me; only duct tape seems to be holding it together. It just seems to unwieldly and more prone to break (in real life). Edge: Ripper Mod

Utter Noob: The paddle saw is double sided and has a better range. Edge: Paddle Saw

Sir Awesomeo: You're getting a one-two hit with the Ripper Mod with the blunt force of the bat and the tearing of the circular blade. Also, the can become too clumsy too quickly. Edge: Ripper Mod

Overall Edge: Ripper Mod

Fury & Fire: Blazing Aces vs Throwing Knives
Affectos: The firey tennis balls do have a distinct advantage in the area of psychological imapct, Logan's specialty is throwing weapons. He was a fricken' football player. Edge: Thowing Knives

Utter Noob: Flamming tennis balls are fun to mess around with, but are not lethal. The throwing knife is not that good of a projectile, but is more lethal. Edge: Throwing Knives

Sir Awesomeo: Easy, you can retrieve the throwing knives and they can double as a melee weapon. Edge: Throwing Knives

Overall Edge: Throwing Knives

It's A Damn Bomb MacGvyer!  Hail Mary vs Deo-bomb
Affectos: Looking at the setp-up, Chuck would have to pull both pins before throwing it...yeah, maybe just a bit too dagerous to the user...Edge: Deo-bomb

Utter Noob: Both go boom, both are lethal, but one has a better range. Edge: Hail Mary

Sir Awesomeo: The deo-bomb may not have that much explosive power. With that said, I want something i know will have a consistant explosion. Edge: Hail Mary

Overall Edge: Hail Mary

Munition Dump: CZ 75 vs Baretta 92
Affectos: I'm seeing a similar amount of ammo in the clips and the same range...I next move onto the weight of each gun. The Baretta may only be a few grams lighter, but I see that adding a bit more manueveraility to the gun. Edge: Baretta 92

Utter Noob: The CZ has a higher caliber and a potentially higher magazine. Edge: Baretta 92

Sir Awesomeo: The Baretta  has alway shad a reliable quality to it. Edge: Baretta 92

Overall Edge: Baretta 92

X-Factors
Physicality

Goes both ways for Logan. While he was a football player, he did shatter his knee in the car crash that ended his career. Chuck was a World-Class Motocross racer, but does showsigns of knowing some wrestling moves when tossing off zombies from the front and back.

Logistics

More in favor of Chuck here. He is able to construct his weapons out of fewer items than Logan needs. The Ripper Mod requires different scraps such as pieces of metal and wire. Chuck only needs the  kayak paddle and chainsaw for the Paddle Saw.

Creativity

While both warriors show high levels in this category, Chuck's over the top weapons take the cake here. Making an elecrtically charged sword is one thing, but making weapons out of wheelchairs, flashlights, and dild-er...'woman stimulators' shows just how creative this guy is

Determination

What drives the men to fight? For Logan, he's fighting for the sake of survival. As long as he knows that there's a chance he can escape, he and the other survivors will keep trying to survive. Chuck on the other hand has a lot more on his shoulders. Along with having a daughter who needs Zombrex every 24 hours, he also has been pinned with the entire outbreak in Fortune City and only has a few days to clear his name.

Silence of the Madness: Alice Liddell vs. Link
Alice Liddell: The girl who fell into madness after the death of her family, only to face her own demons and reclaim Wonderland as well as her sanity.

VS

Link: The Hero of Time who time after time again has defended Hyrule from the rule of Ganon and others throughout history.

Devil of the Desert!  Saladin vs. Hanzo Hattori
Saladin: The first Sultan of Egypt and Syria who lead the Muslims into battle against the Knights Templar in hopes of preserving the Holy Land!

VS

Hanzo Hattori: Known as "Devil Hanzo", the ninja who lead future Shogun Tokugawa through the forest of Iga and aided in rescuing his family

Armor
Hanzo X-Factors: Stealth (he was a ninja after all), tactics, master spear fighter, title of 'Devil Hanzo', Metalurgy

Saladin X-Factors: Tactics

Rebels of Rome!  Boudica vs. Spartacus
Boudica: The Iceni Queen who raised a Celtic army against the Romans after they disgraced her family and people!

VS

<p style="text-align:center;">Spartacus: The escaped gladiator who raised an army against the Romans and began the Third Punic War!

Power Rangers Historical Force: MMPR vs 2CH
<p style="text-align: center;">Mighty Morphing Power Rangers: The six teens with attitiude who did battle with the Space Witch Rita Repulsa to defend Angel Grove

<p style="text-align: center;">vs.

<p style="text-align: center;">Second Chance Heroes: Hubert Beasley's Clones who defended the entire planet from zombies, werewolves, Vampires, robots, and nuclear war

<p style="text-align: center;">WHO IS DEADLIEST?

I'm taking my serious level and turning it down a few notches. With the Wild West Tourney going on and Second Chance Fortress on the horizon, I think I need to sit back and do a few less hard-core battles as I settle in to college. Today I pit the Original Power Rangers against the Second Chance Heroes to see if history truly repeats itself....

SInce each character has their own weapons, I can say with ease that it'll be a character-on-character comparison, so without further ado, the fighters:

Rangers on Ice: Toa Mata Kopaka vs. Power Rangers Dino Thunder
<p style="text-align:center;">Kopaka Mata: The Toa Mata of ice whose cold, calculated mastery of ice helped him defend Mata Nui from the Bohrock.

<p style="text-align:center;">VS

<p style="text-align:center;">Power Rangers Dino Thunder: Joined by former Ranger Tommy Oliver, the five rangers have harnessed the power of the dinosaurs to defend Reefside.

Toa Mata Kopaka
<p style="line-height:19.046875px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:sans-serif;"><span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Kopaka and the rest of his team were created on <span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Artakha<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">. On Daxia, they were trained in combat by <span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Hydraxon<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">. After they finished their training, the Toa Mata were sent to protect the <span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Av-Matoran<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;"> who were finishing construction on <span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Karda Nui<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">. While there, the six Toa fought against hostile Rahi being affected by strange energy spikes. After the Av-Matoran evacuated Karda Nui, the Energy Storms began to erupt, forcing the Toa to enter their <span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Toa Canisters<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">, where they remained safe for thousands of years.

<p style="line-height:19.046875px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:sans-serif;"><span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Eventually he woke upon the island of Mata Nui where he re-united with his fellow Toa and joined them to not only collect all the Kanohi Masks and defend the villages of Mata Nui from the Bohrok.

<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Power Rangers Dino Thunder
<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">When a jock, a computer geek, and a musician find the powerful Dino Gems that bestow great power upon them. Lead by former Power Ranger Tommy Oliver, he helps them to control this newfound power and to become the Power Rangers Dino Thunder. In combat against Oliver's ex-partner Alex Mercer who has been mutated into the dino/human hybrid Mesagog to prevent him and his army of genetically modified monsters from sending the town back to the Prehistoric era.

<span style="font-family:Arial;color:rgb(239,239,239);white-space:pre-wrap;">Eventually, the three Rangers were joined by Oliver himself and their friend Trent Fernadez as the black and white rangers respectively.

Okay, the 12 year old inside of me is totally geeking out right now for this Toa vs. Ranger match-up. As for the 18 year old me...well, he's also geeking out as well, but for different reasons. In this 5-on-1 match-up, I won't be doing my typical edges but instead, I'll be putting all the data in one place for you to look at, evaluate and discuss in the comments.

Kopaka
Ice Blade: Made of Protodermis, an equivalent of iron in reality, the longsword is 3.6 feet long and is used not only in melee combat, but also as a way for Kopaka to channel his ice powers through.

Ice Shield: With a diameter of 2.4 feet, Kopaka's protodermis (iron) shield is commonly used in the same fashion as a buckler.

Dino Thunder:
Thunder Sabers:

Thunder Blasters:

Tyranno Staff:

Tricera Shield:

Ptrera Grips:

Bracio Staff:

Drago Sword:

Second Chance Fortress: Queen Elizabeth I vs Heavy Weapons Guy
<p style="text-align:center;"> <p style="text-align:center;">Queen Elizabeth I: Brough back from the dead in the midst of several overlapping apocalypses, she has come to drink tea and kick ass...and she's all out of tea.

<p style="text-align:center;">VS

<p style="text-align:center;">Heavy Weapons's Guy: The russian hired by RED, his deliberate sleepy composure could get you ripped limb from limb if mistaken for gentleness...

No, this in  not  a joke battle. I was given the oppritunity a few months ago to beta test an Action RPG called Second Chance Heroes. This battle is one part shameless plug for the game, and one part of an actual battle. This may be a start of a giant ad campa-er...mini-series that pits the newcomers from Second Chance Heroes against the veterans of Team Forterss 2....

Second Chance Fortress: Marie Curie vs. Sniper
<p style="text-align:center;">

<p style="text-align:center;">Marie Curie: The scientist who founded theories on radioactivity, lead a team of female crime-fighters, and is now imbued with nuclear power!

<p style="text-align:center;">vs.

<p style="text-align:center;">The Sniper: The assassin with standards from down under hired to take part in the ongoing war between RED and BLU, but has a plan to kill everyone he meets

Again, this is  not a joke battle. To promote the upcoming game Second Chance Heroes, I'll be pitting the heroes of Second Chance Heroes against the veterans of Team Fortress 2 to see who will come out with a second chance at life! Last time in the duel of miniguns, we saw (Heavy/Queen Elizabeth I) come out on top against the opposition, but this time we're looking at the two longest ranged characters in each game: the radioactive Marie Curie and the australian Sniper...

X-Factors
<p style="text-align:center;">Physicality

<p style="text-align:center;">Okay, it's clear that Marie is having to use a walker to move, and she is by far not the fastest character in the game, leaving her in the way of the Sniper's bullets. The Sniper on the other hand is able to move when needed and move fast.

<p style="text-align:center;">Creativity

<p style="text-align:center;">Both warriors are used to using the unusal to help them in battle. Curie has a museum of Relics to choose from, but in combat, she is usually in the back, hitting as many of the enemie with her lasers at once and letting the damage build up on them. The Sniper on the other hand can play at mid and long range with the SMG and Sniper Rifle.

<p style="text-align:center;">Logistics

<p style="text-align:center;">In short, Curie makes her own ammo and doesn't need to rely on ammo packs to add more ammo to her count. If anything, she only has to wait on the Rage Meter to refill to use her Relic and Secondary attacks.

Second Chance Fortress: Julius Caesar vs. Spy
<p style="text-align:center;">

<p style="text-align:center;">Julius Caesar: Roman leader who learned first hand that it's better to keep your friends close and enemies FAR away!

<h4 style="text-align:center;">vs.

<p style="text-align:center;">Spy: The French stealth master who has a facinatation for sharp suits and sharper knives, but most importantly...could be anyone.

Like I've said before, this isn't a joke battle. To promote the upcoming game Second Chance Heroes, I'm holding a mini-series pitting the warriors of Second Chance Heroes against the veterans of Team Fortress 2. So far, we've seen the minigunners and long rangers win, putting (Second Chance Heroes/Team Fortress 2) in the lead. This time we'll be pitting the two sneak bastards against each other to see who can backstab their way to victory!

Main
Secondary

X-Factors
<p style="text-align:center;">Stealth Usage

<p style="text-align:center;">The Spy was meant for stealth. All of his abilities are meant for him to act behind the scenes of the battle while Caesar's stealth is short lived, forcing him to fight upfront.

<p style="text-align:center;">Physical Health

<p style="text-align:center;">Converse to the above X-Factor, The Spy has very little health, putting him in a tough spot if he gets in the line of fire. Caesar, who was meant to put up a fight, has more health overall and can take more damage

<p style="text-align:center;">

Second Chance Fortress: Tesla vs. Medic
<p style="text-align:center;">Tesla: The brilliant engineer and scientist who not only invented Alternating Current, but also collected mustache wax

<p style="text-align:center;">VS

<p style="text-align:center;">The Medic: The German doctor dispite having his medical license revoked, is ready to practice medicine on his fellow mercinaries

For the fifth time, this is not a joke battle. In honor of the new game Second Chance Heroes that I was given the chance to beta test, I'll be shoving them right into battle against the vetern of Valve's RED Team from Team Fortress 2. As a running count, (TF2/2CH) is currently in the lead with # victories.

While the strongest and the extremely leathal have had their time in the spotlight, it's time to pit the brightest and the smartest of the two team against each other to see who will come out on top!

X-Factors
<p style="text-align:center;">Combat Experience

<p style="text-align:center;">The Medic is under 'Support' for a reason. He isn't meant for direct combat, but as a healer that can dish out damage if the time calls for it. The only thing that is in his favor is that he's been at it longer than Tesla. Telsa, while a fully-grown clone, has only been fighting the undead, werewolves, vampire, and aliens for a few days.

<p style="text-align:center;">Mobility

<p style="text-align:center;">Both men wear backpacks of their own designs, one to heal, the other to hurt. While The Medic carries a weapon, Telsa's hands are the weapons, but that comes at the price of having the tall tesla coil sticking out the top of his pack.

<p style="text-align:center;">Intelligence

<p style="text-align:center;">Okay, we have a doctor and an inventor who both know how to use their weapons to the most of their abilites. The Medic has knowledge of the human anatomy and Tesla invented the technology behind his weapons.

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Second Chance Fortress: Napoleon vs. Engineer
<p style="text-align:center;">Napoleon: The seven-foot tall 'God of War' who rather than walk on foot, rides atop his giant cannon in the fight to save earth from zombies, robots, and vampires

<p style="text-align:center;">VS

<p style="text-align:center;">The Engineer: The Texan hired by RED to help solve 'pratical problems' with guns and Sentries, and you'd best hope their not pointed at you...

I've said it three times already, so I'll say it again: This is not a joke battle. I'm bringing together two of gaming's great teams, the veteran Team Fortress 2 crew and pitting them against the historical figures from the new game that I'm beta testing called Second Chance Heroes. We already saw the heavy gunners, long ranged foes, and the sneaky killers take to the battle floor, and so far we have lead coming from (TF2/2CH).

This time, we'll be pitting the two of the area of effect characters to see who can take home the gold for their team!

Second Chance Fortress: Blackbeard vs. Pyro
<p style="text-align:center;">Blackbeard: After his attempts at running a high-end cupcake boutique fell through, he turned to piracy, but now turns his blade onto the undead

<p style="text-align:center;">VS

<p style="text-align:center;">Pyro: The mysterious pyromanic whose unknown gender only adds fuel to the fire in addition to his/hers vivid view on life...a bright, candy fueled land with unicorns and fairies.

I've said it so many times before, I'm sounding like a broken record...this is  not  a joke battle. As part of my Second Chance Heroes vs Team Fortress 2 series, Seconc Chance Fortress, I'm leaving no stone unturned in the hunt to see who will come out on top: History or Mercinaries. The current tally has Second Chance Heroes at # victories and Team Fortress 2 a #.

This time we'll be pitting the more damage dealing brutes of the games against each other in the field of battle to see which team will take home the victory!

Second Chance Fortress: Cleopatra vs Scout
<p style="text-align:center;">Cleopatra: The Egyptiian Queen who after seducing Caesar, is now taking on the undead apocalypse...and making mummy outfits for bunnies <p style="text-align:center;">vs

<p style="text-align:center;">Scout: Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, this Boston speedster hurts people...I mean, he is kinda a big deal.

X-Factors:
<p style="text-align: center;">Speed/Agility

<p style="text-align: center;">The impotant thing about the Scout is that he is the fastest (base stat) character in Team Fortress 2 and has an upper hand on Cleo, but while he may be able to double-jump, Cleo's lack of armor allows her to move a bit faster when dodging when compared to the others

<p style="text-align: center;">Psych Warfare

<p style="text-align: center;">While the Scout can pop out, fire, and retreat, Cleo has a minor upper hand with her sdeuctive body and seemingly weak staff. Scout may either start to crush on her or think she's not much of a threat due to her only carrying a snake staff.

Second Chace Fortress: Da Vinci vs. Demoman
<p style="text-align:center;">Da Vinci: One of the world's most creative minds who was most known for his paintings and notebooks, but also was the 'Human Beat-Box' <p style="text-align:center;">vs.

<p style="text-align:center;">Demoman: If he were a bad Demoman, he wouldn't be here since they have more ******* ****** *** **** **** **** ****** than us!

X-Factors
<p style="text-align:center;">Durability

<p style="text-align:center;">Normally this would be a metallurgy comparison...but we're past that era. So instead, we'll be looking at the armor each person wears. First, Da Vinci is wearing an interesting Iron Man-esque wooden suit, but he has some of the higher health in the game, capable of getting into the 400s for health (Joan is a tank and can get over 600). Demoman has a chest piece that comes from those people who defuse military mines, but leaves the rest of his body open. Plus we know that he's flamable (thanks Pyro!).

<p style="text-align:center;">Physicality

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm not denying it, Da Vinci is elderly in the game, but with the wooden suit, he has is able to fight the undead and everything that is thrown his way, nontheless, he is aged. The Demoman on the other hand is one of the more physically fit member of RED...but his drinking can get in the way at times...

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Second Chance Fortress: Genghis Khan vs. Soldier
<p style="text-align:center;">vs

<p style="text-align:center;">'''Soldier: He knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, and that's why a group of animals is called a zoo! Unless it's a FARM!'''

Second Chance Fortress: Lincoln, Joan of Arc, & Montezuma vs. Guard Dog


<p style="text-align:center;">

<p style="text-align:center;"> <p style="text-align:center;">The Guard Dog: The rumored '10th Class' removed for being too overpowered, but is still Mann's best friend...

<p style="text-align:center;">VS

<p style="text-align:center;">Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc, & Montezuma: Hubert's remaining clones sent out to save the world from zombies...

Warrior Info
<Tabber> Guard Dog= Originally a prank uploaded as the mythical '10th Class' in Team Fortress 2, the idea fell through due to the Guard Dog being too OP'ed. The character was supposed to be able to not only melee and fire guns on their back, but also track down enemies and carry health and ammo to allies.

Lincoln= America's greatest President. Prior to taking office, he was best-known for his skills as an orator and a series of amazing pulled pork barbecue recipes. These days, Honest Abe has retired his famous ax in favor of something a BIT more dramatic. Wielding an enormous chainsaw, he wades into any fray, hacking his enemies to bits. And when he gets REALLY worked up, he becomes a whirling tornado of chainsawing fury!
 * (From 2CH website)

Joan of Arc= 15th Century French visionary and military leader. Also invented break-dancing. Heavily armored and wielding an enormous sword with exceptional killing range, she's also an ideal real front-line commander. Joan of Arc can leap great distances, knocking down nearby enemies and healing nearby allies.
 * (From 2CH website)

Montezuma= Conquering warrior and ruler of the Aztec Empire. Also invented the banjo. Just point Montezuma at the bad guys and get the heck out of his way. With a pair of sharp-toothed blades and an extra boost of speed, he's an ideal fast-attack melee fighter. When he needs to get a little breathing room, a rapid spiral attack sends his enemies flying.
 * (From 2CH Website)

</Tabber>

Main
<Tabber> Guard Dog= The Hanger
 * Rate of Fire: 120 rpm (equal to 2 mini-sentries)
 * 100 ammo
 * 8 Damage per shot

Lincoln= I SAW What You Did There
 * Chainsaw
 * 10 1/3 lbs
 * 16 in blade
 * This Union isn't going to preserve itself! Fire up Abe's faithful chainsaw - Old Sweetness - and start mowin' down bad guys.

Joan of Arc= Righteous Fury
 * Broadsword
 * 60 in blade
 * 3.3 lbs
 * Overhead swings
 * "Keep monsters, ghouls and other unholy rabble at bay with this powerful melee ability. Joan of Arc's massive two-handed broadsword gives her extra range when attacking."

Montezuma= Montezuma's Revenge </Tabber>
 * Dual Macuahuitls
 * 4 feet by 3 inches
 * Obsidian edges
 * 5 lbs total
 * No time for drive-thru, Montezuma's too busy hacking his foes to bits with his terrifying, dual-wielded blades!

Secondary
<Tabber> Guard Dog= The Hater
 * Rocket-enhanced biting
 * 238 lb bite (1,060 N)
 * Lasts for 3 seconds
 * Boosts speed to 43.75 feet per second

Lincoln= Hail to the Chief
 * Spins in a circle swinging the chainsaw
 * Lasts for # seconds
 * Attacks all angles
 * Honest Abe becomes a tornado of furious, chainsawing death! While active, this ability allows Lincoln to move around, dealing heavy area of effect damage and powerful knock-backs to affected targets.

Joan of Arc= Leap of Faith
 * Jumps up and lands in a predetermined spot
 * Knocks enemies back upon landing
 * Gives off light upon landing that heals allies
 * Surprisingly agile for someone in full plate armor, Joan of Arc dives forward, damaging enemies and unleashing a burst of rejuvenating light that heals her allies.

Montezuma= A Cut Above </Tabber>
 * Jumps into mid air
 * 350 degree spin
 * Knocks enemies back
 * Montezuma does a spinning leap attack, slicing and dicing monsters in a 360 degree arc. This attack also knocks his targets into the air.

Special
<Tabber> Guard Dog= Jarate Taunt
 * Lifts leg and urinates on enemy
 * Causes a mini-crit status on the victim
 * Vulnerable while 'taunting'

Lincoln= Daguerre's Unstable Camera
 * Stuns enemies within a 5 foot radius
 * I see nothing wrong with using black powder as a flashbulb...

Joan of Arc= Richard's Lion Heart
 * Doubles the damage done for # seconds
 * It's gross and PROBABLY illegal, but it'll make you terrifying in a fight!

Montezuma= The Drum of Estinne </Tabber>
 * Adds 20% more damage to all attacks to user and allies within 10 meters
 * Let the power of the beat FLOW THROUGH YOU and turn you into a killing machine!

Second Chace Fortress: Plot
<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:arial;line-height:15.59375px;white-space:pre-line;">After refusing a buyout from Helen to obtain his precious clones, Helen decides to take some rather drastic measures into forcing him to sell. Hubert is soon faced with destruction of his entire life he soon learns that his laboratory has been ransacked along with the destruction of his home. He is later fired after the school he works at, after they had recieved threats to do so, or face being turned into a gravel digging site.

<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:arial;line-height:15.59375px;white-space:pre-line;">Hubert soon has enough of this after the destruction of his records and both agree to terms to fight on. They'll have their warriors fight to the death whoever wins the most fights with their warriors will win. If Helen wins she'll not only receive control of the remaining clones, but will also get Hubert to work for her making a constant string of clones. If Hubert wins it'll result in Helen giving him his life back along with his Barry White record collection and she'll have to never have contact in his life again.

Treasure Hunters vs CoD Zombies
Story:

What harm can come from moving a stone? Too much I can tell you. We find four of the earth's greatest treasure hunters all in Shangri-La after one thing, The Focusing Stone. While all four came ready to face each other, the last thing they expect was the rising of the undead. Now forced to work together, the four must try to survive long enough for rescue to come...but the zombies keep getting stronger and stronger...

Uncharted Weapons:

 * Machete
 * Baretta 92
 * SAS-12
 * Micro Uzi
 * AK-47
 * MK-NDI Grenade

Tomb Raider Weapons:

 * Climbing Pick
 * Desert Eagle Model XIX
 * Franchi SPAS-12
 * Type 100
 * AK-47

Indiana Jones Weapons:

 * Bullwhip
 * Smith & Weston M1917
 * RPG-2
 * MP40
 * M1 Carbine
 * Model 24 Stielhandgranates

The Mummy Weapons:

 * Egyptian Dagger
 * Chamelot-Delvigne Model 1873
 * Winchester Model 1897
 * M1928 Thompson Machine Gun
 * Lebel Model 1886
 * Dynamite

Special Weapon:

 * The Midas Touch
 * The Philosopher's Bane (when Pack-a-Punched)

<Tabber> Starting Weapons=
 * Nathan Drake: Machete, Beretta 92
 * Lara Croft: Climbing Pick, Desert Eagle Model XIX
 * Indiana Jones: Bullwhip, Smith & Wesson M1917
 * Rick O'Connell: Egyptian Dagger, Chamelot-Delvigne Model 1873

</Tabber>

<Tabber> Perk-a-Colas= </Tabber>
 * Quick Revive: Hated by Rick; Loved by Lara
 * Juggernog: Loved by Rick; Hated by Lara
 * Deadshot Daiquiri:
 * Speed Cola: Loved by Nathan
 * Stamina-Up: Loved by Indy
 * Double-Tap Root Beer: Hated by Indy

Quotes
<Tabber> Indiana Jones= "Dammit, I'm going solo on this" (When last one standing) Lara Croft= Rick O'Connell= Nathan Drake= </Tabber>
 * "Shoot at anything that shuffles!" (Random)
 * "So much for my enemies being trees, rocks, and birds..." (random; reference to father's quote)
 * "If you're still alive, then I'm Micky Mouse!" (Random)
 * "You want to meet death? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do!" (to Drake)
 * "Listen, since I've met you, I've been almost been eaten alive, trudging through mud, and almost stabbed by spikes. I'm guessing we got into more than we bargained for." (to O'Connell)
 * "I've told you before, the more you listen to me, the longer you'll live!" (To teammate)
 * "Mines, jungles, undead killers. I see a large temple then it's the doom of us all" (On mine cart)
 * "I've learned that not all that glitters is gold kid." (Getting The Midas Touch)
 * "I swear if a snake comes out this thing I'm shooting it" (Mystery Box)
 * "Woah with this I feel like I can outrun two giant rocks" (When Getting Stamina-Up)
 * "Let's see a boulder stop me now!" (When getting Stamina-Up)
 * "I give you the point, now give me the Perk!" (at perk machine)
 * "I'd rather drink from the wrong chalice then this shit" (When getting Double-Tap)
 * "So you want me to get rid of my ammo faster and it also tastes terrible!?" (When getting Double-Tap)
 * "I'm gonna take a bottle home after this is all over. Maybe get drunk." (When getting Deadshot)
 * "All that raiding come back to bite me in the ass." (Random)
 * "Get out of my way!" (Random)
 * "I'll show what this little rat can do!" (Random)
 * "Thank god I'm a fast learner." (Random)
 * "You'd better keep your distance." (Random)
 * "Yes! I'm alive." (upon being revived)
 * "Okay, focus, you can do this." (Random)
 * "You're searching for logic and reason where there is none." (to Drake)
 * "You are so unprofessional." (When hit by friendly fire)
 * "It'll take more than me to save you next time Dr. Jones." (reviving Indy)
 * "I couldn't just leave you alone out here." (revival to anyone)
 * "I don't think a cloth tourniquet is going to help me now." (Upon downed)
 * "Umph, survival situation or not I still don't like drinking this." (When getting Juggernog)
 * "This drink is so good, it tastes like it's for royalty." (When getting Quick Revive)
 * "Oh yeah...this keeps getting better and better..." (Random)
 * "COME ON! I've already killed hundreds of you!" (Random)
 * "Get your ugly faces off of her!" (To a downed Lara)
 * "Go to hell...and take your friends with you!" (Random)
 * "Ugh...I HATE these guys!" (Random)
 * "Not these guys again!" (random)
 * "I. Hate.  The.  Undead!" (Random)
 * "Welcome to the 21st century!" (Random)
 * "Okay, that's two in Africa and two in Asia. Where next? Peru?"
 * "Seems anyone caught with you has a pretty low survival rate." (to Lara)
 * "Hey! That was my favorite shirt!" (When hit with friendly fire)
 * "I wish I had this in my gun box." (Mystery Box)
 * "If the PPSH is so great Alex, why isn't in this box?" (Upon getting the Thompson)
 * "Johnathan is gonna love this thing when he sees it." (Upon getting The Midas Touch)
 * "Johnathan should add one of these to his bar..." (When getting a perk)
 * "Ugh, I wouldn't even feed this to the undead." (When getting Quick Revive)
 * "Who the hell thought of a fish flavored drink, (spits) disgusting." (When getting Quick Revive)
 * "Should probably send Sully a postcard after this. 'Wish you where here! The locals are pretty friendly.' Yeah that sounds about right. (Random)
 * "What's worse zombies or clowns? Why am I even asking that, clowns are much worse." (Random)
 * "Looks like hell spat you out..." (Random)
 * "I came here for fortune looks like I'm leaving with stains on my shirt" (Random)
 * "Get up sweetheart. These things aren't exactly the kind of guys who open doors for ladies." (reviving Lara)
 * "Yep...that's my blood...a lot of my blood." (When downed)
 * "Gotta be the big hero, don'tcha?" (When downed)
 * "Y'know, people are always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is, everything I touch turns to shit." (to Indy)
 * "Grenades, how convenient." (when buying grenades)
 * "Ah, what's with this? Lara, you want this?" (when the box spins with the Bow & Arrow
 * "Rule #2 Double. That movie was right about something." Nathan (When Getting Double Tap)
 * "Like El Dirado in the palm of my hands!" (Upon getting The Midas Touch)
 * "Dang, wished they had this in El Dorado!" (When getting Speed Cola)
 * "Wait, so it tastes terrible AND it makes me look like a coward? Not my money's worth." (When getting Stamina-Up)

Intro:
Lara caustiously approached the altar infront of her. Upon laid Kalki's Heart, a stone with orange veins running through it. It was thought to hold the devastating spirit of Kalki, the final form of the Hindu god Vishnu thought to bring about the end of the world, but to her it was just another artifact.

As she stepped up to the altar, she looked at the stone. It wasn't anything special, just a piece of rock that had unusual viens of orange in it, as if it had been infused with another material. She opened bag and reached for the stone.

"I wouldn't touch that if I were you." Lara spun, drawing her Desert Eagle on a man standing off to the side of the altar.

"I'm just saying, you really shouldn't do that." The guy said, leaning up against the stone wall, "I've seen things happen when sacred stuff gets disturbed."

Lara kept her gun on him, "What harm can come from moving a rock?"

The man sighed, "Where have I heard that one before?" He took a step towards her, "Look, there's a reason that the natives locked this thing away Ms. Croft."

Lara cocked her head a bit, but kept her gun on him "How do you know my name?"

The man laughed, "My son, Alex mentioned that he was dating a pretty English girl in the archaeological department...and the name of Lara."

She lowered her gun, "So you're Rick O'Connell.  Alex mentioned you a few times, but I'm not leaving without Kalki's Heart."

Rick glared at her, "Don't meddle with things you don't understand, girl.  Leave it."

Lara stepped foraward, still holding her pistol, but as she did, the crack of a whip rang through the air, getting the attention of both treasure hunters.

"It belongs in a museum!"

At the front of the temple, an older man in a worn leather jacket and fedora and in his hand was a bullwhip, "The Kalki Heart belongs in a museum, not in either of your hands."

Lara gave the man a look over, "You...you look familiar...wait, you spoke at my university before!  You're Dr. Jones, aren't you?"

Indy gave the girl a look, "You, your that Croft girl aren't you?  I was never asked so many questions in one lecture before.  I guess you took my advice of 'getting out of the library' a bit far..." He walked in to join the others, "So, this is Kalki's Heart..."

"Well, now that the greetings are out of the way, I'd like to be the first to grab the rock and run." Another man made a bolt for the rock, but Indiana cut him off, bullwhip in hand.

"I don't think so junior." Indy kicked the guy's gun away from him, "Who are you?"

"Nathan Drake," Rick said as he put his gun away.

Lara glanced at him, "You know him?"

He laughed, "Know him?  I was lucky enough to trade bullets with him at Hamunaptra." He extended a hand to Nathan, "I'm not loosing this to you this time."

Lara stepped into the center of the group, "Okay guys, I hate to break it to you, but what are we doing with this?  What are we going to with Kalki's Heart?"

Nathan walked over and picked up the stone, "I don't know, but I'm sure this thing is worth a pretty penny..."

As Rick made a lunge for him, a loud demonic voice rattled each of them, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Let's play a game!"

"Why does nobody listen to me..." Rick said as he pulled out his revolver as the others did the same. From the top of the steps, they could see what looked like corpses rising from the ground and slowly shambling towards them, "Aw, COME ON!  How many times do I have to do this?"

"Speak for yourself," Nathan said as he aimed his Berreta, having set Kalki's Heart aside, "It's been several years since I ran into them."

Lara looked at both of them, "You've faced these things before?"

Rick shrugged as he fired a shot, blowing the head off one of them, "Yes and no, I'm more used to the Egyptian version, but they die just the same!"

Indy cracked his neck as he aimed, "Well...looks like we got more than we bargained for..."

European Horror Story character: Sandra Korrigan, the Occultist
Born in Blarney, Ireland in 1905, Sandra grew up hearing the tales of the Blarney Stone, King Arthur, and Robin Hood, but as she grew up, she became more and more interested in the more complex tales of the Gaelic and Celtic Gods. After a ritual gone wrong, Sandra's interest in the ancient gods drew her interest, causing her to investigate, much to the anger of her parents.

When more and more ritual killings began to blow her way, Sandra left home to investigate the gods and mystics dedicated to the killings. This brought her to new countries such as India, Japan, and Greece, every time investigating the ancient gods of each mythology as well as the practitioners of each of these new religions.Over time, her interests shifted from the ritualistic killings to the rituals and mythologies as a whole. During her travels and talks with mystics, witches, and warlocks, she began to also collect the charms and relics from them, using them to her ends to help her get out some sticky situations...

A year after the discovery of King Tut's Tomb, Sandra found herself studying the curses that laced the tombs of the region, specifically those of King Tut. While she didn't come into contact with any of the supernatural, her knowledge of Egyptian curses, spells, and mythology was greatly expanded. In 1927, she came to America in search of a cult behind a series of murders that were related to the Voodoo religion, she found herself falling in love with one of the cult leaders, but as time went on in her investigation, she found herself at his will and almost the victim of a deadly ritual.

Able to break free of his hypnotic abilities, she wound up killing him in place of herself, mentally wounding her for the months afterwards as she escaped to China not only in search of her newest mystery, but also in search of mental recooperation.

In China, her seach for the monks capable of feats no normal man could do lead her to a monastary in the mountains where through meditation, she managed to overcome some of her life's hardships. While the monks were hospitable, they refused to show here anything, causing her to leave a few weeks after arriving.

Weapons
Mid-Range: Webley Mk V Revolver

Charms:
 * Invisibility:
 * Increased Luck:
 * Pain dull

X-Factors

 * Knows Voodoo, Gaelic, Celtic, Indian, and Japanese deities, rituals, and myths
 * Can read Norse & ancient Celt fluently; can read rudimentary Japanese and Indian
 * Can speak basic Japanese, Chinese, and Indian

Downsides:

 * Physically weaker than the rest of the group
 * While she has studied and believes, she has yet to come face-to-face with the Supernatural
 * Has troubling memories of her drunk father and strict mother