User blog comment:Battlefan237/Battlefan237's Annual JJBA Battle:Morioh Villains vs. The Hitman Team/@comment-27358240-20181229033307

Kazanshin's '''"I want this taken down. Melone is definitely creepier than Illuzo." '''edges:

Magnet boi vs Big Bro Ranger: Ok, first off, let me get this clear: I absolutely love Keicho. If Kakyoin is JBA's god for me, then Keicho is Jesus and Stroheim is the Holy Spirit, that level of love. I really try to look up to his action when he protects Okuyasu from their abusive father and from Red Hot Chili Pepper. And his stand is definitely very powerful: we're talking about a stand that can shoot concentrated fire to achieve levels of destruction similar to close-range power-type stands, use tomahawk missiles for long range attacks and green berets for ambushes. Big Bro K. guy really shines in indoors combat where he can limit his enemy's movements and corner them, then finish them off with concentrated firepower. But Risotto? Oh this guy, there's a reason this guy was the favorite stand user of my ex-crush. If the guy  gets in this 5-10 meters range from you, you're toast. Metallica doesn't have the same amount of destructive power that Bad Company is bringing, but he damn well makes up for it with sheer lethality. We're talking about a guy who can turn your blood iron into goddamn razors and control your own stand, the essence of your goddamn spiritual energy. Keicho's stand really shines in close enclosures like in his own house, but that means he has to get dangerously close to Risotto, very likely within the range of Metallica. Now, this is a bit iffy because we don't exactly know how long Metallica's range is, so if it's 5 meters, I'd say Bad Company can safely keep Metallica away. 10 meters, Aniki will likely have much more trouble. Risotto will very likely have a lot of trouble taking control of Bad Company considering it's a swarm stand, but even taking control of a single Apache can be dangerous for Keicho. But in the end, I think I have to give the victory to Keicho Aniki because of his superior range which will let him keep Assassin boi at a safe range and because of the lack of Metallica's defensive abilities. In an indoors battle, I say Keicho would come out victorious 65/35 and in an open battle, such as in the streets, 80/20. Sorry Sakura Senpai, Risotto just can't compete with one of the 3 Great Big Brothers of Jojo. Also, remember this is only one edge, so this is going to be immensely long. Edge: The Morioh Rogues

Canadian Hockey Rioter vs Yandere-chan: As with the first edge, I'll first look at them individually before looking at who is the better stand suer. First off, Ghiaccio. This guy looks like one of the local rioters I would see in Canada after his favorite hockey team lost a match, but he doesn't apologize after bumping into every person he meets. As angry as he is, Iceman is pretty creative when it comes to using his stand, much like any good Jojo villain. This is really helped by the fact that his stand is so versatile. Come on, it's ice manipulation, how versatile is that? This guy's battle concept is similar to his above-mentioned boss: you get close to him, you're dead. However, there's a twist this time: this guy can actually power through enemy attacks thanks to good defensive abilities with the use of his ice and can augment his movement speed by skating. This makes for an extremely powerful combo ability of offense, speed and defense. Now, onto Yandere-chan. This is a creepy girl that I really don't like to see in any Jojo related things, whether it's in the manga, the anime, any kind of artwork, just anything, I straight up hate her. We're talking about a クソビッチ who enjoy watching her kidnapped boyfriend wet himself. WTF. Seriously. Anyways, in all of the reason why I hate her, there's also the fact that she really isn't all that powerful. With all of the rage factor and all of that, it makes you think she's really powerful, but really: she isn't. Remember, she got her ass handed to her by an inexeperienced Echoes Act 2. Her best feat if almost destroying a house. She's definitely not a good strategist, her stand is not all that versatile, she's just a straight up mediocre~bad villain in the eyes of Kazanshin the Magnificent. As such, it comes to no surprise that Iceboi wins this fight. Yukako really doesn't have any ways of getting past the ice attacks without having the entirety of her hair frozen into nothingness while all Ghiaccio has to do is get inside the range of his White Album using his massive movement speed advantage and proceed to freeze her into nothingness. There's not much to say, really. The only edge Yandere-chan has is reach, something that's pretty much negated by the ice abilities of Ghiaccio. Basically, Hockey Riot can touch Yandere, while the reverse isn't true. Edge: The Hitman Team

Antman vs Psycho dog-eater: Formaggio is one of my favorite Part 5 villains. I don't really know why, but I like him. Probably the style points that come with executing a shrunken victim with a jumping spider (PS: I absolutely love bugs). In any cases, this guy is good. His stand is pretty good in close quarters combat, being capable of deflection a volley of bullets from Aerosmith, and its use is very versatile. It's essentially a timed one-hit KO if the enemy isn't smart enough to figure out a way to beat him while shrunk down. The shrunken car kill really won some style points for me too, that thing was brutal and memorable, I would even dare say to the level of Boss' donut punch. Being able to hide anywhere is also quite an advantage, especially in a city environment like Morioh. The guy is also pretty smart when it comes to using his abilities, such as using rats to escape Narancia and figuring out how Aerosmith's detection worked. Next, Angelo. The guy's stand is also pretty powerful as it's yet another versatile yet simple ability: water manipulation. The guy can turn into the water you drink, steam, rain, any kind of water really. Angelo himelf is pretty smart and almost managed to outsmart Josuke and Jotaro. He also wins memorability points by eating a pug then killing its owner with the killed dog's blood, that's something I will never forget. What Angelo lacks however is close quarters combat: as soon as you get close to the guy, you're pretty guaranteed to win. His power comes from the fact that since Aqua Necklace is made of water, it can hit you but you can't hit it. So, who wins this fight you ask? I was initially putting my money on Formaggio because of how he can annihilate Angelo as soon as he gets close to him, but then I remembered how Aqua Necklace is so hard to defend against. Another thing to keep in mind is that Antman will likely try to escape into the sewers, something that will prove fatal considering, you know, it's water. I don't see this happening often since Formaggio is a smart guy and won't make this mistake as soon as he find out Aqua Necklace can become water, but you still have to hit Dog-muncher to kill him, something that will be hard. However, in the end, I'm still keeping my edge with Monsieur Fromage. I think he has what it takes to get close to Angelo and finish him off. He won't even need to shrink him, he can just slice him into nothingness. The only real way Angelo will be able to have a substancial edge is if it rains or if Antman gets inside a building; both are pretty unlikely. Edge: The Hitman Team

Hanged Man 2.0 vs Book: Illuzo, Illuzo, good old Illuzo. The only guy mah boi Abacchio managed to beat the crap out of. I'm kind of confused on how I should explain his ability. It's a really powerful one, almost unbeateable at that, but then again when it comes to physical combat it had its ass kicked by goddamn Moody Blues. It is an extremey OP stand nonetheless,and it will definitely be a big part of this fight. The thing is, separating a stand user from their stand is really a fatal blow, especially since Part 4 is where the characters started becoming not-Kenshiro. Like, I could honestly see Jotaro beating the shit out of Illuzo with his bare fists without even using Star Platinum, but I can't see anybody in Duwang (other than obviously Jotaro and maybe Okuyasu) doing the same thing. All in all, however, Man in the Mirror is one of the most overpowered stands in Part 5 as long as Illuzo doesn't screw up and pull the stand in. Bookboi, on the other hand, he's really not the best fighter there is.He only managed to be a significant threat to the Duwangs when he had the advantage of surprise and of having a hostage, one that couldn't even fightback in the first place. His stand is incredibly situational and really doesn't work well in this scenario where everybody wants to kill him. That's why I think it comes to no surprise that Illuzo will win this fight. Howeverm one thing that I can see Terunosuke doing is bringing a gun with him in one of his papers and just straight up shooting Illuzo with it. So yeah, Illuzo wins if he doesn't get shot with a gun. Edge: The Hitman Team

To be continued