User blog:Undead RVD/Saints Row the Third Tournament: Aaron Porter vs Teh Boss Man



Welcome back to Steel Wars Three, the Saints Row the Third Tournament! Time to have another battle of Law against Crime!

Aaron Porter, the Ex-US Marine, who left the army to become a Detective in Steel Port,

VS

Teh Boss Man, the Killer Saint, who has been following the 3rd Street Saints for many years,

WHO IS DEADLIEST?

Prolog
Shot of Zack and Bobby

“Hello, folks,” Zack says “and Welcome back to the Third Annual Steel Wars! Today, our battle is a classic battle against The Law vs The Lawless!”

“That’s Right, Bobby! Steelports best detective Aaron Porter goes against the Saints fanboy Teh Boss Man! These guys are tough fighters and will now fight each other to see who gets to go to the second round! What are you looking forward in this Fight, Zack?”

“I don’t know. These two are packing good weapons

Aaron Porter (User:Redkite)


Info: Aaron graduated from the US Naval Academy in Annapolis and joined the US Navy SEALs where he served for seven years. During his time he served in Afghanistan, Iraq and countless other locations. After finishing his time in the SEALs, he became an officer then detective for Steelport Police Department.

Aaron can be quite serious at times and when it comes to work he just tries to work his hardest and stay determined but he is also open to laughs when presented.

Gear:

 * Melee: Baseball Bat
 * Covered in Railroad Spikes
 * Pistol: KA-1 Kobra
 * Rounds: 9mm Armor Piercing
 * Mag Size: 21 rounds
 * Range: 50 meters
 * Rate of Fire: Semi-Auto
 * Sub-Machine Gun: D4TH Blossom
 * Rounds: .45 Armor Piercing
 * Mag Size: 60
 * Range: 100 meters
 * Rate of Fire: 1000 RPM
 * Shotgun: AS3 Ultimax
 * Rounds: 12 Gauge Buck Shots
 * Mag Size: 60 shells
 * Range: 100 meters
 * Rate of Rife: 300 RPM
 * Assault Rifle: AR-55
 * Rounds: 7.62×51mm NATO
 * Mag Size: 60 rounds
 * Range: 800 meters
 * Rate of Fire: 3 round bursts
 * Explosive: Satchel Charge
 * Damage: High Explosives (Instant Kill)
 * Capacity: 21 Explosives
 * Blast Radius: 80 meters
 * Rate of Fire: Thrown
 * Special: McManus 2015
 * Rounds: .50 BMG
 * Mag Size: 15 rounds
 * Range: 1,500 meters
 * Rate of Fire: Semi Auto
 * Homies: SWAT
 * Three SWAT members
 * Armed with Riot Shield/ KA1-Kobra, AR-55, and McManus 2015
 * Will use formations and cover
 * Weak against swarming enemies

Upgrades: Extra Ammo, Fast Reload, Extra Health, Damage Resistance: Bullets, Damage Resistance: Fire, Damage Resistance: Explosives, Sprint Increase

Teh Boss Man (User:BeastMan14)


Info: Teh Boss Man, ever since he was a kid, idolized the Boss of the Saints. When he grew up, he attempted to start his own gang and be just like him. Convinced that conquering Steelport would earn the Saints respect and dedicated everything he does to the boss. At times, his idolization can become....creepy.

Teh Boss Man has a hilarious sense of humor, and is more than willing to turn to black comedy and Grievous injury for a laugh. However, insult his idol and you will die painfully.

Gear:

 * Melee: The Penetrator (with balls)
 * Made of thick Rubber and can par with steel baseball bat
 * Pistol: Duel KA-1 Kobra
 * Rounds: 9mm Armor Piercing
 * Mag Size: 42 rounds (21 rounds each)
 * Range: 50 meters
 * Rate of Fire: Semi-Auto
 * Sub-Machine Gun: Duel D4TH Blossom
 * Rounds: .45 Armor Piercing
 * Mag Size: 120 rounds (60 rounds each)
 * Range: 100 meters
 * Rate of Fire: 1000 RPM
 * Shotgun: S3X Hammer
 * Rounds: Laser Burst (equivalent to 2 12 Gauge Shotgun Shells)
 * Mag Size: 750 shells (no reload)
 * Range: 75 meters
 * Rate of Rife: 150 RPM
 * Assault Rifle: K-8 Krukrov
 * Rounds: 5.45×39mm
 * Mag Size: 120 rounds
 * Range: 500 meters
 * Rate of Fire: 950 RPM
 * Explosives: Satchel Charge
 * Damage: High Explosives (Instant Kill)
 * Capacity: 21 Explosives
 * Blast Radius: 80 meters
 * Rate of Fire: Thrown
 * Special: Cyber Buster
 * Rounds: Small Energy Blasts (Charged Blasts are more powerful)
 * Mag Size: Unlimited
 * Range: 75 Meters (Small), 300 Meters (Charged
 * Rate of Fire: Semi-Auto (Small), Single Shot (Charged)
 * Homies: Brute
 * One really big guy
 * Uses bare hands
 * Super Strong and Durably
 * Slow and Stupid

Upgrades: Dual Wielding: Pistols, Dual Wielding: Sub-Machine Guns, Damage Resistance: Fire, Extra Health, Sprint Increase, Fast Reload, Damage Resistance: Explosions,

X-Factors
Aaron vs Boss Man

97 Training 10

Aaron was a US Marine before going to Steelport and becoming a police detective. Teh Boss Man has little to no training. He just can’t compete.

18 Killer Instinct 98

Aaron is not seeking to kill anyone. He only wants to incapacitate them and arrests them. Teh Boss Man, however, will gladly kill his opponent. He is a gangster, after all.

85 Weapon Output 96

Teh Boss Man is duel wielding his pistols and SMGs. He is able to fire more rounds than Aaron. Also, Aaron is going to hold back more and conserve his ammo.

96 Durability 89

Aaron is sputing a bullet proof vest and can resist bullets better. Both contestants are fire resistant and can take less damage from explosions. However, Aaron can take bullets better, and in this fight, that will matter allot.

Expert Opinions
Bobby starts talking. “Both men are packing good weapons and both have major X-factors. Now let’s get a look at what our Experts have to say.”

“That’s right, Bobby. Let’s go over to Tammy Toliver to get the interviews. Tammy?”

Shot turns to Tammy Toliver and Utter Noob

“Thanks, Zack,” Tammy says “We are with military expert Utter and she will give us her opinion on who will win this fight. Ms. Noob?” moving the microphone to Utter

“I give the win to Aaron on this fight. He is a Navy Seal, they have dealt with gangs before, making Boss Man no different from the rest. Aaron has the highly disciplined and highly trained SWAT with him as well. They, unlike the Brute, have distance weapons (firearms). The brute is strong, but a couple rounds in his head from 500m make him useless. Now onto to the warriors themselves (assuming Boss man lasts long enough to meet Aaron). Boss man has a sex toy his for melee weapon vs a baseball bat. What is gonna be more useful rubber or wood? Boss man wields a satchel charge for a special weapon, which has nowhere near the range of the McManis sniper rifle. The more accurate Ar55 will be able to take Boss man out while he has to carry a Godzilla sized cannon that can't hit the broad side of a barn. Aaron will take this with ease, being military he will naturally lead is SWAT in the effective manor, easily out maneuvering Boss man whenever necessary. He will kill Boss man before he even realizes he is in danger.”

“Thank You Utter,” Tammy says to Utter. “Now let’s look at our next expert,”

Utter walks away and from behind teh Boss Man enters

Tammy is shocked “Oh, Mr. Boss Man, I didn’t know you were the Espert>”

“Hell yeah, I am!”

“Well, Um, Ok. Let’s hear what you have to say.”

“You wanna know why I'll win? Cause I've got the goddamn better weapons for this! Not to mention we are dealing with some SWAT-pussy who thinks he's a big man because he can take a dude down without "civilian casualties" and "collateral damage". Look, I don't give a fuck about how good Steelport looks, long as I'm in charge. I'm more than willing to kill, and so is Olaf here (gestures to his brute). Me and him have been friends since we were kids, and we know what the fuck we're doing. He'll rip those SWAT's apart without a fuck to give. That's why I'm gonna blow Aaron Porter out of the goddamn water, and even if he brings me in, I'll just bust outta prison and cap his ass on the way out! (Changes to a meeker tone) Also, can you get the Boss to maybe watch this? It would mean a lot to me. Lets roll Olaf, we gotta get ready to kick some ass.”

Teh Boss Man and his brute leave.

“Well, that was our Expert opinions. This is Tammy Toliver. Back to you, Zack.”

Shot returns to Zack and Bobby.

“Well, Bobby, We know what our experts are thinking.”

“The Experts are helpful info but that doesn’t determine who wins. It is up to the Warriors to find the winner. Only one of them can win and It won’t be pretty.”

“That’s Right, Bobby. It is up to our fighters. Time for us to see who wins,”

“Let’s get this fight on the Roll!”