User blog comment:Wassboss/The Drunken Dead: Nikolai Belinski vs Miguel/@comment-4392864-20170312164110

'Another one of these battles? Pour me a drink!'

Let's take a look here - Drunk Russian soldier versus Drunk Mexican laborer. I know! Let's have a drinking contest - Vodka Versus Tequila

Melee: Sickle Versus Machete - the machete has a much better shape where fighting is concerned, with a longer usable blade, and you don't need to worry about that curve facing the wrong way. Edge: Tequila

Handgun: M1911 Versus Glock 17 - The Glock has more than twice the Ammo of the M1911. Edge: Tequila

Shotgun: Olympia Versus Remington 870 - at first glance, it looks like the Olympia would take this, with 20 rounds, but 18 of those are the Extra ammo for reloading. The Remington has its ammo right there. Edge: Tequila

SMG: AK-74u Versus Tommy Gun - I have to go with the AK-74u, but only because it has extra range. Edge: Vodka

Sniper Rifle: Dragunov Versus Barret M95 - I have to go with the Dragunov for more ammo, and lighter weight. Edge: Vodka

Special: Thundergun Versus Tequila Fire Shot - Finally, some Tequila! Sad to say, I see the Thungergun to be more useful, while the Tequila Fire Shot is a waste of good Tequila. Edge: Vodka

Explosives: M67 Grenades Versus Rocket Guitar - The guitar looks cool, but he can't play too good. The grenade seems to be more practical. Edge: Vodka

X-Factors Nikolai seems to have beaten Miguel in almost all of the X-Factors that count - training, experience, and teamwork. Edge: Vodka

Deadliest Warrior Overall, I see Nikolai coming out on top. Sure, some of Miguel's weapons are more Modern, Powerful, and Cooler, but Nikolai is a trained World War 2 soldier, while Miguel is just a civilian, as far as we know. Nikolai has, most likely, killed living people before during the wars, and I don't know abut Miguel's background too much. Winner - Nikolai Belinski

Now, pour me a shot!