User:Guitarcar



All the info you need?
 * 1) I know medieval stuff
 * 2) Yes, Im a self aware guitar car horrified of my own existence.
 * 3) I need more real like battles or any battle that has real life stuff in it
 * 4) Im alive

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Its the Dolfy vs Stalin match up. Check Adolf Hitler's page to see it.

User Warrior/s
"The fuck is that"

- The Guitar car after seeing its reflection The Guitar car was a project by a Scottish man named Dick Levington and a group of British engineers. It was supposed to be the first living Guitar car to exist.

The outbreak of the cold war forced the scientist to weaponize the guitar car. It was given powerful weaponry and armor fit for a tank including a speaker loud enough to rip one. They ended up losing the vehicle in the middle of a parking lot.

The vehicle however, went rogue destroying all vehicles and guns it deems unsafe. It also declared war with the Gnome people after it killed a portion of the populus of their allies, the foil people.

During the year 2018 January 2, The Gnome people led by Marcus Felix of Zenith launched 300 foil people inside the vehicle in an ambush and set them on fire. The vehicle then burst into flames and was shortly destroyed. The vehicle's death marked the end of the Gnome wars.

""Deus vult infidel""

- Guitar kar mk II After the death of the Guitar car, A christian rockband by the name of "Da rok band" started to scavenge pieces of it to create themselves a new Guitar car for live performances. They named it, The Guitar Kar mk II.

Around 2019, they found the vehicle's burnt remains on an Ikea store. After a brief shootout with the Ikea manager, they started rebuilding the vehicle but this time in their own image. The second living guitar car is back

After a outbreak of infectous diseases sprawled in Sweden, The band wasted the last remaining money they had on weaponizing the vehicle and giving it modern upgrades. They would however, lose it in a parking lot (again) and the vehicle was never retrieved as the quarantine borders closed in on the area.

The Guitarcar took the opportunity and went rogue

The Guitarcar just like before went on a rampage destroying vehicles but soon found itself, attacked    by the infected people who were under the influence                                                                                 of the Zoleth religion, A religion were killing people will grant                                                                      you a better life after death.

The religion was made by the old world syndicate so the infected                                                          would follow through with their agenda.

(Nobody would believe that shit but the infection gave them the IQ and rage of a mental patient)

The vehicle symphatized with the infected and helped them break through                                              the quarintine since the swedish home guard was barely prepared. It would eventually be killed by a praetor group named Chaplin Charlie and the                                      remains would be buried in the backyard of the Uganda's president as a gift for                                       his support of the praetor groups.

Warning: The plot for this one is Looooong.
"Running the world, one step at a time."

- The old world syndicate The old world syndicate was a syndicate compromised of multiple people eager to gain money through battle, robbery and etc. They usually diguise themselves as terrorist societies like the Taliban.

There origins are unknown but their own records date them back to the time of Christ. They orginally created their own country but was quickly squashed by the ottomans who mistakened them for Seljuks. They are also known for their rivalry with the praetors, a mercenary network

By the year 1914, An unknown Serbian leader reformed the syndicate from a criminal network to a full scale army residing everywhere. Its main motive was to increase the territory size of Serbia but accidentally created WW1.

They then started making deals with country leaders to use them as an "army without uniform". They would be paid with weapons and money and they would proceed to attack the enemies of that nation, helping the nation increase the borders secretly on behalf of them.

The known countries who made deals were the USA, Russia, North Korea and etc.

In the year 2010, They would eventually use biological infections and attack cities near the borders chosen by the supporting Nation. This would cause those cities to shut down on quarintine. The Supporting nation would then negotiate a territory deal with the nation who's cities were attacked to give the infected cities to them since its useless to keep an outbreak like that in your borders.

If the deal was a success (It often was), then the Syndicates would secretly cure the cities effectively destroying the point of the territory deal and giving a dirty win for the supporting nation.

By the year 2020, The ammount of deals for border changes grew in massive biblical proportions and the ammount of cures for each city targetted by the syndicate grew in an all time low.

Due to this failure of cure supply, The cities were never cured to the dismay of the supporting nations. They would eventually attempt to kill the syndicate's in their country to no avail. Because of this mistakes, the syndicate pretty much destroyed their source of money.

During the year 2028, the last CEO of the syndicate's activated operation: blackout. The operation was an operation to spread syndicate propaganda to military bases and have them attack the countries they work for in exchange of money. In summary, they were now launching an attempt at global conquest.

50% Of the world military was part of the syndicates by the year 2030 and civil wars were present in all countries.

Countries who were still alive made the Crusader operation. The operation was a counter-attack for operation blackout. Due to the lack of military power for the operation, they decided to send mercenaries and common people willing to die for there country. They eventually caught the attention of the Praetor network (A massive mercenary network filled with veterans and etc).

The crusade operation was succesful bringing back old countries like France, Chad, Saudi arabia and etc. The Syndicate's were still alive but now were forced back into hiding to just run their old criminal buisness instead.