User blog comment:Wassboss/Cactus McCoy vs Dino Strike Dude/@comment-4661256-20120731204814

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Close Range: Brass Knuckles and Iron vs. Flaming Punch and Knife: Brass Knuckles vs. Flaming Punch, I don't see either of these weapons being combat-practical, sorry. The Iron however is an even worse tool to use while a knife is a decent close ranged weapon and the only practical one offered in this category. Ede: Dino Strike Dude

Mid Range: Crowbar, Shovel, Scythe and Sickle vs. Sledgehammer, Tire Iron, Sword, and Axe: Let's see, I'm going to disregard the crowbar, shovel, hammer, and tire iron as practical weapons, leave the scythe and sickle against the sword and axe. However, the sword and axe are more combat-practical weapons while the scythe and sickle (yeah, they're okay) are less so. Edge: Dino Strike Dude

Long Range: Throwing Knife vs. Tomahawk: Eh, the Tomahawk gets a slight edge for being useful as a close range weapon, but as far as long range is concerned they're even. Edge: Cactus McCoy

Special: Flamethrower vs. 'raptor: Duh! A freakin' dinosaur is one more enemy for McCoy to have to fight, and it can be ridden for greater attack speed from the Dino Strike Dude's other weapons. Edge: Dino Strike Dude

Winner: Dino Strike Dude

Why? His weapons are simply that much more combat practical. Cactus McCoy has a tendency to pick up random household items and use them as a weapon, and while it makes for a badass video game it's not great in a fight. The Dino Strike Dude has better weapons at every single range (long-range is debatable) and his Velociraptor is going to be too much for McCoy to handle as he tries to fight off all the other enemies too. Ultimately, McCoy is poorly trained and just runs around beating people up, while the Dino Strike Dude has actual weapons to back up his battles.