User blog comment:Wassboss/Halloween Special: Norman Bates vs Sweeney Todd (Tim Burton Universe)/@comment-26865010-20151020144607

Snigel's "A man wearing women's clothes VS a dude who has stupid hair" Edges!

Iconic Weapon: An easy win for Bates. The razors are lacking in everything. The Kitchen Knife has more range and the blade can pierce further than a puny razor. If it would be an an assasination, then the razors would win, but in a straight up fight it can't do jack. The razors cannot... Cut it... No?

Edge: Norman Bates

Get it? Edge? As in like a knife? I'll stop.

Improvised Weapon: These are the most improvised weapons there are. Knitting needles vs a freakin' kettle? You could kill with them, but trying to kill someone with pepper spray would be easier. The kettle is too heavy and unwieldy. Knitting needles are better weapons, right? 'WRONG! 'You could kill someone if you can plunge it into the dude's eye, eww eww eww, and the tip is not sharp enough to pierce skin (unless Bates sharpened them, which is unlikely).

Edge: They're both equally useless!

Final Verdict: I'm going with Norman Bates on this one. Todd is has to plan his kill first or kills them when they don't expect it. But this time, Todd is the one who is not expecting something.

Wait a sec... "a free shave for every male guest, for a cut of the profits".

Who doesn't like puns?