User blog comment:Jackythejack/Jacky's Back For Blood: Redemption For A Loser/@comment-25242759-20190905002648

Deathblade's "Had my vote eaten twice" edges

Okay,

Melee 1: Testament. A longer kitchen knife is a lot better than the gravity knife. Unless the Ghetto Flops are like a certain sneaky Frenchman, I don't see them beating the Testament in a knife fight.

Melee 2: Testament. The Flop Club is a piece of fucking wood with a nail in it. The machete while hardly the best weapon, at least has some use as an improvised weapon.

Winner: Testament. I honestly see no way how the Flops can hope to win this. Better weapons and experience on the side of the Testament of New Ezekial beat a semi trained police force on the Nazis' payroll. If the Flops want to stop being literal flops, they need an opponent they can actually beat, and the Testament of New Ezekial is not that opponent.

My Predictions

Testament of New Ezekial: 2900

Ghetto Flops: 100